She's Bringing '80s Back!

Paige Matheson is in the house!!!!!

Look at that hair! Doesn't it make you moist????

Nicolette Sheridan showed up to the opening of the new Palazzo in Las Vegas on Thursday night looking like Jessica Simpson in 20 years.

That is some serious mall hair! And those earrings.

She knows how to drive a (gay) man crazy!

[Images via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm / Email this »

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Jen says – reply to this

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WTF!!!!!
ricky says – reply to this

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first
josh says – reply to this

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CAN HER FACE MOVE ??
Realist says – reply to this

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She's got one hot body for a woman in her 40s! But women should not get jaw implants.
sponngebooobbbbbbb says – reply to this

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HA!
jo says – reply to this

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I love her!!
Dee says – reply to this

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………………………..wooooooooooooooo who………..
Randi says – reply to this

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WOW i had an 80's flashback looking at that!
kara says – reply to this

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rfewfea
lar says – reply to this

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She says she's never had plastic surgery…..
WHy do I roll on the floor laughing out loud?????
stacyy says – reply to this

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firrrrrrrst
BAHAHAH says – reply to this

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BAAAAAHAHAHAHHAA
boobies says – reply to this

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ahhhhhhaa
jen says – reply to this

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Bitch is FUG as FUCK
HeroinHam says – reply to this

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She looks good 2 me! She does look like Jessica all old and Haggard! But I still think she iz hot! So I guess that makes me a fag! =o)
stressedgoddess says – reply to this

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and she's going to keep denying that she's had work done? She's an idiot if she thinks we're that naive…
zaszas says – reply to this

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what???
Celebsi.com says – reply to this

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I LOVE CELEBSI.com
Kari says – reply to this

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Ummm…..
Nott A Good Styles
Whats With The Earrings
Tereza M says – reply to this

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FEIRCE
MMB says – reply to this

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EXACTLY like J. Simp in 20 years! WOW
mingming says – reply to this

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shes hot for her age!
:) says – reply to this

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is she hidi from DH?
punani ohh yesss says – reply to this

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10th is the new first.
bitchesrule says – reply to this

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She looks like a man.
green says – reply to this

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17th?
suzie says – reply to this

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first??
Maid donn says – reply to this

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Gonna Dress You Up In My Love!!
Mike G says – reply to this

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Nic looks amazing! Desperate Housewives has been on fire this whole year with even more viewers than Greys! Can't wait til the girls return! Nic keep up the hot looks!@
suzie says – reply to this

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haha maybe not :p jessica simpson in 20 years, but she will have jugs
gjøsl says – reply to this

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LOL
OLD WORN OUT HO SHE IS says – reply to this

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DANG…SHES AGING FAST.OLD WRINKLY NECK,WRINKLY EYES. IM GLAD IM SO PURRRRRFECT:}
f says – reply to this

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wkjqewe
wdawes says – reply to this

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Thank god she can drive a gay man crazy, as the straight ones take one look, and think sunscreen girl, you getting old!
fanta says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!
brad says – reply to this

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first!!!!
brad says – reply to this

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first!!!!
brad says – reply to this

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first!!!!
AgentGiggles. says – reply to this

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I think she would look fine without the earings. With the hair she has it looks kind of funny. But oh well. To each their own.
NITEFLOWER says – reply to this

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I KNOW "SHE" WAS BORN A MAN
Speckles Throbwell says – reply to this

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I guess all it takes to "drive a gay man crazy" is an uncanny resemblance to Cloris Leachman.
pumpkin says – reply to this

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I think she looks very nice.
Del says – reply to this

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she is super hot for her age. if i did chics, i'd do her.
leather face says – reply to this

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OMG her jaw has always been wide. she just really looks like hell now.
Kelli says – reply to this

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I think she looks cute, bug off.
washed up says – reply to this

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why did anyone ever hire her again she's so gross.
you wish says – reply to this

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#
#33 - OLD WORN OUT HO SHE IS says – reply to this

DANG…SHES AGING FAST.OLD WRINKLY NECK,WRINKLY EYES. IM GLAD IM SO PURRRRRFECT:}

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahhahahahhhaa
Judi says – reply to this

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I thought Nicolette was a gay man.
jimmyd says – reply to this

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I WONDER HOW BIG HIS COCK IS?
Garbanzo says – reply to this

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Perez: this is NOT 80s hair but rather 70s hair.
pnutmnm says – reply to this

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all that botox in her 4head and eye brows, makes her look high. i bet thats as wide as her eyes will open.
Jack says – reply to this

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She looks like someone who works at macys and is selling perfume.
UPDOO FONDUE says – reply to this

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I'm sure she was the prettiest gal at the Prom!!!
Julia says – reply to this

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Two words: Love it!
kat says – reply to this

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she looks like Ivana Trump!
kat says – reply to this

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she looks like Ivana Trump!
smaile says – reply to this

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She's a man, Baby!!!!
ranish says – reply to this

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She scares the shit out of me.
maggie says – reply to this

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i think she looks great. of course, i was an 80's girl…
maggie says – reply to this

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i think she looks great. of course, i was an 80's girl…
tall_girl says – reply to this

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Brit Brit won't live 20 years to look that bad. Sorry to save. Unless Dr. Phil can save her.
lj says – reply to this

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You forgot to mention the botox. Her forehead looks so plastic. You can tell she had lipo on her legs.
lj says – reply to this

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You forgot to mention the botox. Her forehead looks so plastic. You can tell she had lipo on her legs.
megs says – reply to this

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um it's just an up-do—what's the problem?
i brake for leg warmers says – reply to this

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At a certain point you just have to "let it happen" and grow old gracefully… or one chooses to do this to her face. it really looks odd. I think the hair needs some low-lights or a cute short cut, with curtain bangs??? why does she think can get away with wearing 80's retro( young hot trend), um, yeah,if you were 25 in the 80's, I don't think any one in Vegas or the rest of the planet wants you to slap on the old 80's ginormous circle earrings and forget to do you hair….that look is, like, so not back, dude.
Gina says – reply to this

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She looks great!
Janice Dickenson says – reply to this

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It's me bitches! Like me blonde? xoxo Janice
albacor528 says – reply to this

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Now THAT is the face of evil.
catherine says – reply to this

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When I first saw the photo I thought to myself what a beautiful pic that is of her…. I'm surprised to see all the mean comments. I would give anything to look half that good!
One Eyed Jack says – reply to this

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A-1 MILF. Oh yeah.
Court says – reply to this

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I Love Knots Landing…it's a total Paige flashback!
Deanthius says – reply to this

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I think she's very pretty - and if I was forced to trade my balls for a vagina, I'd like to be her anyday.
Is there any botox left for me? says – reply to this

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I think she must have gotten all of the Botox that had been saved for Nicole Kidman…
ps- jessica simpson already gets botox!
SCARY AS HELL says – reply to this

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SHE IS SCARY TO LOOK AT NO WONDER WHATS HIS FACE DONT WANT TO MARRY HER…DAMN IT
hipper says – reply to this

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She looks great you little 20 something losers!!!!
Arkansas Meat Whip says – reply to this

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Dang, I'd hit that harder than a rented mule. I love to spread joy, lips, and legs.
AMO says – reply to this

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Leave her alone; she looks really good for her age. The earrings have to go though.
hader says – reply to this

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Do you mean "80s" as in eighty years old?
dm says – reply to this

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IS IT ME OR DOES SHE LOOK LIKE PATSY FROM ABFAB?
ANYONE?
ANYONE?
Cashmere says – reply to this

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she used to be so pretty when she was younger but she's had so much work now her face is so hard and mannish. such a shame. i'd prefer the wrinkles anyday compared to her tranny face now.
roberta says – reply to this

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omg, i totally love paige matehson
funky munky says – reply to this

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SERIOUS BOTOX MORE LIKE!! SHE LOOKS EVIL!
slammer says – reply to this

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She's on her way to the michael jackson methodology of plastic surgery!
jean says – reply to this

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I HOPE THE 80'S DO COME BACK SOON - THE KIDS WITH THE 70'S STUFF LOOK SO MESSY. I.O.U. AND AQUANET ALL THE WAY!
oushka says – reply to this

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MALL HALL !!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing so much I can barely type. Please explain to a brit MALL HAIR. Is it hair pieces that you can buy from a stall in the mall ? Or a crap hair style you see in the mall ? My sister in law has MALL HAIR hahahahahahahahahahhahhahhaha MALL HAIR hahahahahahahahah
moleson says – reply to this

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Stare at her face for 10 seconds…Ignore her hair…Just the face…Now look at a wall…Do you see her face on the wall? Me neither.

Take away the hairdo and that is a man, baby…
The Ravages of Time says – reply to this

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Oh man, I just saw Spy Hard again last recently… This bitch used to be so damn hot; alas now she looks like just another haggard old California cunt who's finding it impossible to age gracefully.
nacholibre says – reply to this

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i have met nicolette. she is not a nice person.
category: rotten egg
talk about a lucky break with that stupid housewives show
thats_rightc says – reply to this

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who is this man? so ugly Perezito is he your lover? dump him so fast Perezito he is soooooooo ugly.
Nanci T says – reply to this

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Seems very vain…always did ,very me ..me…me….. Cant stay young forever hair and earrings willnot make you look younger only trying toooharddd
alicia says – reply to this

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how sad she thought she was the shit and now she looks so ugly beauty fades and her time ran out to even have kids .some women dont think about that , they think they will be it forever and the best she could do is ugly ass michael bolton!!! so so sad girl !!!lol!
lori says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or does anybody else think "she's" really a man who wears woman's clothing?!?!?! As "she" gets older, she looks more and more like a man…
melinda says – reply to this

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How old is this woman? She looks like she's had a good ironing on her face and neck!!!!!
opacifie says – reply to this

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When did he have gender reassignment surgery? I know plenty of trannies who look way more fem than he does!
big ape says – reply to this

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From a straight guy at Nicoles age: She is - generally - a hottie.
I doubt though, that she's trying to amaze the younger (male) gay audience.
Terry Valentine says – reply to this

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yes, it's like Knots Landing all over again. How about a pic of bf Micheal Bolton? Remember his hair was longer than hers? Isn't his short now? thank god!
jackie says – reply to this

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Love her
I Love Knots Landing says – reply to this

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God Perez, hysterical photo + caption, as usual! I remember her on Knots Landing with that hottie Alec Baldwin and, believe it or not, Halle Berry! That show was fucking amazing. I loved it. By the way, the woman mascarading as Nicolette Sheridan above looks nothing like the NS of Knots Landing.
Paddington Bear says – reply to this

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Meeeh??? Her face is sooo odd. I love it.
You are SPOT ON about Jessica in 20 years. That's why i love you.

P.S. Teddy is the best!
Sindy says – reply to this

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OMG rofl…moist….rofl!!!