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The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Dance Version!

Filed under: Silly! > Tom Cruise

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222 comments to “The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Dance Version!”

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  1. jess says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  2. tamr says – reply to this


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    1st ?
    prob not :P

  3. blah says – reply to this


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    I'm tired of him…

  4. meeshel says – reply to this


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    Ugh he is soo gross…

  5. sara says – reply to this


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    this guy is a fucking freak

  6. jordan says – reply to this


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    that laughing part near the end was hilarious!!

  7. lynn says – reply to this


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    jaskjflaksg;ljasgj

  8. Wang Chung says – reply to this


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    Too wicked!
    That was hilarious

  9. Ramses says – reply to this


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    This is almost as ridiculous as The H&M Ad with Rihanna sporting an item that cost $14.95. The worst part about it is that her face is so airbrushed it makes her look like a creepy version of the Mars Attacks alien! If anyone is in New York, you must see it. It's on Houston Street & Lafayette! OMG!!!!

    xxx

    Love you perez.

    Rams

  10. charlina says – reply to this


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    FUCKING PRICELESS… he such a dork-face

  11. Catherine says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!

  12. Peter Hoffman says – reply to this


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    lol, this is great!

  13. Jenascia says – reply to this


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    HES A CREEPY CREEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. k says – reply to this


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    ahahahahaha

  15. PENIS says – reply to this


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    hahahaha no one wants to comment on tom cruise. because he's PSYCHOTIC.

    he sucked my cock once… not bad actually…

  16. butt crack says – reply to this


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    He's a jackass.

  17. Alexandra says – reply to this


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    HEIL TOM CRUISE!!!!!!! Why does he think he's magic and when does he start passing out the Kool-Aid? ?????? For someone who hates shinks he sure could use one!

  18. mattlauer says – reply to this


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    Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt…..you're so "glib".

  19. monkey butts.com says – reply to this


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    Re: PENIS

    He sucked my cock too. He kept scraping his teeth on my ween. I shot my load in his mouth. he spit it out though. I was pissed!

  20. THE BANANAS!!!!! says – reply to this


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    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. dub says – reply to this


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    VvVvAgGgInA!i!i!i

  22. bobina says – reply to this


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    He need an intervention now, I saw Katie on regis and she acted meek and scared she would say the wrong thing cuz you know he was watching her every move, he is SCARY and gay

  23. leslie says – reply to this


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    jjmmm

  24. Help says – reply to this


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    Can someone please solve the mystery of how Suri's hair went from being Jet Black (vanity fair cover) to light Brown?. Hello that impossible, hair color changes from light to dark.
    Someone was manipulating hair color…..???…hmmm…..Why?

  25. Peppa says – reply to this


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    Priceless…. thanks Perez that was hilarious. The guy is seriously on another planet!!!

  26. Molls says – reply to this


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    This is the best thing I have ever seen. I wish I could burn a CD of that to groove out to when I'm driving.

  27. IheatTOM says – reply to this


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    Re: blah – you dumb bitch… Tom is AMAZING… Scientologists KNOW HOW TO LIVE LIFE…

  28. cece says – reply to this


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    too funny! where can we download this? is it on you tube?

  29. valerie says – reply to this


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    hahaha love this!!!!

  30. charlina says – reply to this


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    I just wanna smack his face when I see that gay laugh!!

  31. me says – reply to this


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    OMG LMAO

    very creepy= those CRAZY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    omg i think there scientologists at my door
    crap I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE MADE A COMMENT!!!

  32. Julie says – reply to this


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    Bhauahahahahaahhahahahha, this is sooooooooooooo funny, whomever edited this video did an awsome job hahahaha

  33. Aliens are amongst us says – reply to this


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    okay………he condems mental illness but through seeing some of this scientology cult video is obvious to me that someone is extremely delussional, or he's suffering from Bipolar…..

  34. steph says – reply to this


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  35. anon24 says – reply to this


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    LOL WHAT A CREEP he makes no sense

  36. lt says – reply to this


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    KAAARRRRAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY

  37. retired says – reply to this


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    I stopped being a fan of Tom Cruise before Katy, when he began speaking out in favor of Scientology. The same way I am no longer a fan of Kristy Alley or John Travolta. In my opinion, this week's Tom Cruise Scientology videos show him to be ignorant, arrogant, and someone with whom I would want no personal contact. Scientology is a cult.

  38. bebelyn says – reply to this


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    this is sooo funny! :D :D

  39. Miles Long says – reply to this


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    This was fucking hilarious. Even though the dude has been crazy for quite some time, now, I still like him for playing Frank T.J. Mackey. How appropriate the role was for him.

    Respect the cock! And tame the cunt!

  40. EuropEll says – reply to this


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    Oh how I just loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove this. He's so getting everything he deserves, finally. Props to all 6 billion + people on this planet who don't believe in all that alien crap "science" and instead choose to think with their own brain. And keep their own money in the process, coz let's be real here, that's what this is all about anyways.

  41. Flipflops says – reply to this


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    oh that was a good laugh, could have been longer and I'd still enjoy it all the way. Very nice, I encourage more creative people to continue to make more with this, vids like these don't come around often!

  42. Thanksforthelaugh says – reply to this


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    HILARIOUS! THANK YOU, PEREZ. I LOVE IT. YOU MADE MY DAY!

  43. Jenn says – reply to this


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    what a fucking nutter. I think tom has been smokin crack.

  44. nory says – reply to this


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    that was just scary. i can't believe this guy made a career out of women buying his stud image on film. he never fooled me though. and time proved me right.

  45. dlc says – reply to this


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    can't wait to see all the hilarious comments scientologists are going to flood this with like the other vids

  46. Ava says – reply to this


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    What a nutcase!

    funny funny video - but people have wayyy to much spare time on their hands…

    Serious though. He's fucking posessed or something.

  47. Crusie esta loco! says – reply to this


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    I LOVE IT. KEEP THEM COMING!! HILARIOUS!

    CRUISE IS A CRAZY, CRAZY MO FO!

    SAVE KATIE!!

    SAVE SURI!!!

    SAVE BELLA!!!

    SAVE CONOR!!!

    FUCK YOU, TOM!!

  48. PYSCHO TOM says – reply to this


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    This is wicked awesome.

    Please, someone with video skills, please make a clip of Tom Cruise as Linda Blair in the exorcist. With the maniacal laughter and spinning head!

  49. em says – reply to this


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    Watching him made me think, "Eeeewww, how could anyone/Katie sleep with that wacko?" Then I snapped back to reality and remembered that I was thinking about the GMD. She isn't sleeping with him, just collecting a huge paycheck from him.

  50. natnat says – reply to this


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    Hows his double chin when he laughs….
    He looks like a cobra

  51. tis funny says – reply to this


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    Hows his double chin when he laughs….
    He looks like a cobra

  52. helen says – reply to this


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    I can watch sooo many more versions of this little pearl. It can't be easy being a Scientologist with Tom Cruise as posterboy.

  53. Cindy says – reply to this


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    OMG you completely made my day hahahaha…. that was fooking hilarious!!! hahaha 10/10!

  54. melissa says – reply to this


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    This has yet to get old. Hilarious!

  55. rockin' Tommy says – reply to this


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    he still sucks
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    ..
    ..
    ..
    this one is the best so far!!!!!!!!!

  56. bommie says – reply to this


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    Let the dude be a happy scientologist if he wants to, christians believe the can offer salvation, muslims believe they can offer salvation…so why is it a problem when Tom believes he can, and than says it?
    Is he hurting you personally with it?
    Are they blowing up buildings in the name of scientology?
    Leave the religion/cult crazed Tom alone…as long as he is not ritually sacrificing humans or animals he has my blessing….be a happy nut Tom!

  57. Jackie says – reply to this


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    Tom Cruise is a FREAK! I will NEVER pay to see his movies again!

  58. Aussiegirl says – reply to this


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    No matter which way you turn it, it still works for Tom Cruise.

  59. Aussiegirl says – reply to this


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    No matter which way you turn it, it still works for Tom Cruise.

  60. Amanda says – reply to this


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    OMG!! As Always he look like robot…fake smile!!…He his an hypocrit!! The video is very funny……

  61. mk says – reply to this


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    listen he can be whatever he wants to be he certainly has no impact on the public i think he has become a weirdo and katie holmes reminds me of a stepfordwife she has totally become robotic its eerie the whole thing but if they want to follow this ron hubbard thing so be it i dont even think its news worthy

  62. kit says – reply to this


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    I CAN'T ACCESS THIS VIDEO, IT COMES UP AS HAVING A VIRUS AND THEN MY COMPUTER TURNS OFF, IS THIS CRAP, FIX IT PLEASE

  63. Jasmine says – reply to this


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    This creepy man gives me nightmares..

  64. Roo says – reply to this


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    He is such a creepy, crazy, old man. You're going to be 50 in less than five years - stop trying to pretend you're 25 years old.

  65. izit? says – reply to this


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    This looks like Eclectic Method

    www.eclecticmethod.net

  66. #22 got it right says – reply to this


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    Re: bobina – #22, Ih ad the same reaction with Letterman: Katie came out, wore a dress that would have been to short for Suri, and proceeded to do the most boring interview I've ever watched — in part, because I left the room in the middle because it was SO dull and pointless. She doesn't even seen human — more like one of those ridiculous wife-pods one sees in suburbia whose hubbys are scratching whore's lice for fun. Katie's so lost, and Tom's gone forever.

  67. Dana says – reply to this


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    I LOVE IT! SO Funny! He needs to be blasted to the moon. Pronto.

  68. g-girl says – reply to this


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    Tom is a freakin weirdo and has totally brain washed Katie….how sad

  69. Estate Diamond Buyer.com says – reply to this


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    Hey Tom, Love all you movies..your daughter is cute same with the wife…You people must be nice or this freak will send them crazy church people to your house and analy probe your dog

  70. Jenjapea says – reply to this


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    I hope this means he will disappear soon. He's such a spaz and it's obvious he lacks an education. He can't even complete a thought.

  71. #60 bommie: Scientologist girlfriend says – reply to this


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    Re: bommie – No, they're not "blowing up buildings" (yet) because they're too busy killing people trying to escape the Scientology cult's clutches. Lisa McPherson. David Hans Schmidt. Heribert Pfaff. Josephus Havenith. To name a few of Scientology murder victims. As for "blowing up buildings," bommie, it's only a matter of time. . . .

  72. CULT says – reply to this


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    Tom Cruise claimed a Scientology purification cured his learning disability but from his inablitiy to form sentences or complete a thought without ughhhing and staring i highly doubt it

    Anyone else notice that Tom doesn't actually do good acts. I mean he talks about how Scientology makes you a better person but who's ever heard of a charity Cruise is involved in or something that hes' done for the world. Maybe that saving someone on the road thing but every celebrity is involved in Chartiy yet Tom isn't. He can't argue he doesn't do it in the public eye because Tom pimps everything out incluiding his kid.

    For someone who is so good, he doesn't help out too much

  73. J. says – reply to this


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    So Enormousf

  74. Aussie Chick says – reply to this


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    He scares the crap out of me……..
    I need a hug…..

  75. Photogirl says – reply to this


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    LOVE IT! That is hilarious.

  76. pumpkin says – reply to this


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    Oh, just let the guy be. I don't like scientology either, but if that's what fulfills him and makes his world go ’round, then so be it.

  77. Dee says – reply to this


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    ……
    ……
    ……
    …..So if he so frikkin schmart then why doesn't he do all those things, rehabilitate criminals my @ss…. How come huh, why doesn't he talk to terriorists, solve world peace, stop hunger, etc…. He is so sad, if truly Scientology had the answers to it all doncha think we'd all be on board… He is the biggest (shortest) idiot, you can't reason with a "crazy person"….

  78. Spiritgirl says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!! Now that shit is FUNNY!!!!

  79. madm says – reply to this


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    Tom needs to use his Scientology magic to save Brit Brit!!! Until then, I am not convinced.

  80. natnat says – reply to this


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    Re: #60 bommie: Scientologist girlfriend
    One problem I have here is how many has christianity etc killed? Has there been a study on that and a web site explaining who has died because thier parents belived in god and jesus??
    I have bipolar disorder and after years of medication and councelling I realise that everybody has there own reality and that's what makes us who we are.
    Some points of scientology are correct what I find wrong is the way it's all or nothing with who is a member and having to give them money and ALIENS!

  81. Jipc says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA

  82. JonD says – reply to this


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    Cult. plain and simple. No cult is ever not harmful. We must all BOYCOTT all things, people, companies, etc with Scientologist connections. Hit them in what they care most about, money. Stop them before more people get hurt or killed.

  83. killah68 says – reply to this


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    That was an awesome way to start my morning. The laughing hysteria in the end was frickin' sweet!

  84. killah68 says – reply to this


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    Did anyone see on Inside Edition last night that lil' ron/suri actually waved to the cameras and blew a kiss? It's so nice to see that the electro/auditing is going nicely. She should be ready for fembotting any time now.

  85. sweetblondie says – reply to this


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    Re: bommie
    Can't speak on the Muslim faith b/c i don't know enough about it…but Christians are and have always been, all over the world helping people! Ever hear of the word "missionaries"? duh!
    Where the fuck are $cientologists in 3rd world countries or when there's a disaster?! Oh yeah, I think they showed up after the Tsunami with PAMPHLETS!!!!! Maybe $cientolobots don't need food or water and that's why they chose not to…you know…HELP!!!!

  86. Jackie says – reply to this


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    what is wrong with that man?

  87. WORLD GONE MAD says – reply to this


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    WHAT IS SCARY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING & WHY WE SHOULDN'T JUST "LET HIM BE IF HE'S HAPPY" IS THAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO "RECRUIT" NEW MEMBERS. AND THEY DO SO WHEN PEOPLE ARE AT THEIR MOST VUNERABLE. YEP, THEY SHOW UP WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN NEED… AND THEY MAKE SURE THEY HAND OUT THEIR PAMPHLETS TO THESE NEEDY PEOPLE. THEY RUN REHAB CENTERS ANONYMOUSLY AND ONCE THEY GET THE "DESPERATE" PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING, THEY START POUNDING THEIR SCIENTOLOGY PROGRAM INTO THEM. THEY "RECRUIT" UNDER THE PREMISE OF "HELPING" AND THAT IS WHAT'S SCARY.

  88. Hey says – reply to this


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    LMAO…..the laughing at the end was the best part of this. ha ha

  89. Cleo says – reply to this


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    What a Brain Washed idiot, it's a CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT!

  90. Cleo says – reply to this


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    Re: bommie – I personally think they are all in some ways cults, but Scientology is worse in that it drains money of people and cuts them off from their families, it can also be dangerous because instead of getting medical help for mental illness or addiction they spend a ton of money on Scientology courses. There have been several deaths that can be contributed to their practices, do some research find out what is really going on. To take the average course its around $100,000 when the person is finally done, and then another $100,000 to get to a higher level. The Muslims, Christians and other faiths may ask for donations but they don't have money and courses built into their faiths. Some Jewish temples make you pay for services but you can still be Jewish without having to pay money to anyone. You HAVE to PAY to be a Scientology meanwhile they don't have to pay taxes because they are a "Religion" that was made up by a science fiction writer. So yes, Scientology is a bit scary, and its not the same as mainstream faiths. Add to that their illegal attempts to intimidate, terrify and silence their critics. Lovely nutjob people they are!

  91. Djin says – reply to this


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    Hi nickname should be mad scientologist…

  92. WEIRDO says – reply to this


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    F.R.E.E.E.E.E.A.K

  93. b says – reply to this


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    the more is see this clip the creepier it gets. He talks about rescuing people from a car wreck - wasn't this clip filmed in '04. Remember when he saved peeps from wrecks a couple of times. Makes you wonder if scientology didn't stage it to test his loyalty.

  94. talita says – reply to this


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    well perez…you have been evil for a long time,way too evil.MAKING FUN OF KIDS AND TRYING TO DRIVE BRITNEY TO SUICIDE ETC…WELLL
    YOU ARE NOW MESSING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE I THINK……I WOULD THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT KARMA BEING A BITCH….
    TO ME KATIE HOLMES AND TOM SEEM LIKE THE BEST OF HOLLYWOOD!THEY ARE SO INTO THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND A HEALTHY LIFE STYLE.
    YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY SO JEALOUS.
    ALSO BEING AN SP DOESNT HELP…..

  95. Sarah says – reply to this


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    this is hilarious. Marrying Katie ruined his career. What a jack ass

  96. Sarah says – reply to this


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    this is hilarious. Marrying Katie ruined his career. What a jack ass

  97. sheldon says – reply to this


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    this is Eclectic Method

    www.eclecticmethod.net

  98. Ashbash says – reply to this


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    This is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen on Perez..
    I LOVE YA

  99. Lindy says – reply to this


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    he's almost like a latter-day Max Headroom and that's not necessarily a good thing.

  100. marcy says – reply to this


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    Re: Help – it is possible though - my daughter was born w/ a full head of jet black curly, curly hair - i'm white and my husband is asian, cambodian to be exact - anyway, her hair is now, @ three years of age much, much lighter than when she was born - it's still a very dark brown, but not black like it was - i have brown hair - i think - too much color and gray coming through, but at one time in my life, it was brown! anyway, i used to be the biggest tom cruise fan out there - loved him - and while i think he's a freak at this point, not so sure i'm convinced he's gay -

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