How Sad!

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Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition, which was just released on DVD after only being shown in a few Texas theaters, is ALREADY on sale.

There is a $3 off coupon to buy the film in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Guess the film really is that bad.

Posted: Jan 19, 2008 at 2:16 pm / Email this »

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80 says – reply to this

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wow
80 says – reply to this

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whats so great being the 1st one to comment? i dont get u guys.
xyz says – reply to this

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That looks like X Y and Z buildings in NYC.
GAB says – reply to this

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FIRST
GAB says – reply to this

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FIRST
jo says – reply to this

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stop giving jess such a hard time!!
angie says – reply to this

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shes such a loser. both her and her sister. theyre such nobodies. im glad the general public FINALLY got over them

and on another note:
HAHAHAHAHAH SUCKS TO BE HER ESTEEM!!
Allison says – reply to this

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I saw that, and I cracked up and thought of you Perez, and wondered if you were going to make fun of her- She deserves it
hot chick says – reply to this

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the movie is terrible! my friend watched it online. she is a sucker for crappy movies, and said this one is particularly terrible.
mnr says – reply to this

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hahaha no one on perezhilton.com

Luv you perez —- from amsterdam on my iphone
lolwut says – reply to this

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lol that sucksss
The queen says – reply to this

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You really are being slow at adding stuff today perez. What is the matter, isn't anything happening today?
Jennifer says – reply to this

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It was a chick flick. I thought it was adorable. You know that you aren't going to be watching an Oscar nominater film when the star is Jessica Simpson. Give her a break!
waness says – reply to this

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Sad.
kendall says – reply to this

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first!
why are we not surprised?
adrian says – reply to this

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I still wouldn't purchase it–why can't she disappear? She is past her prime.
betty ford says – reply to this

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WOW…she must be broke…. how long before a Jessica Simpson sex tape is "leaked",,,,probably would be leaked by Papa Joe himself! He hid in the bushes in Mexico and taped her with Tony Romo! HA!
karilynn says – reply to this

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haha
goodluck with ur next tanking film says – reply to this

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isn't that an old photo that was from a photo shoot or something damn sucks when the cover of your dvd is being made by pictures of 5 years ago lol she has been getting badluck lately
your dad says – reply to this

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OWND !
mlewrenn says – reply to this

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It really wasn't THAT bad. I thought it was a cute way to waste a couple hours.
bgirl says – reply to this

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dude, this movie is not much worse than some of the other shit that is released these days. i watched the whole thing online and it really was an average movie. not any better or worse than, i dunno, failure to launch or some rigidly formulaic movie like that!
monica says – reply to this

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I Don't no I kinda liked this movie.. lol
saw it says – reply to this

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Theres a reason it went to video I watched it for curiousitys sake and lets just say slow boring and bad don't begin to cover it.
Miz Me says – reply to this

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If only her pervy dad would get the hint. no one wants to see this ho.
cynthia says – reply to this

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now let's just hope that she never makes another movie ever again.
ashcash says – reply to this

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3rd bitches
barb says – reply to this

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is anyone really surprised….maybe we can stop hearing about her. Can't sing, can't act, and she is not too bright. Oh yea…and the sister is annoying too
Jana says – reply to this

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What was Luke Wilson thinking starring in a movie with Jessica Simpson? I expect better from him.
Jenn says – reply to this

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Oh yeah did you not watch your link a while back, I watched about ten minutes and felt a whole lot dummer for it!
tina says – reply to this

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JESSICA SIMPSON IS A MAN! THE ONLY REASON HE DIDN'T COPY BRITNEY FLASHING HER COOCH IS HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE HIS DICK REMNANTS!!!!!!!!
eat it lick it snort it fuck it cunt monkey says – reply to this

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3rd
saw it says – reply to this

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i rented this when it came out, and it really wasnt that bad…the plot was cute and some of the acting was so-so, but all in all not a horrible movie
Jordan says – reply to this

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I didn't even know she made another movie…
Adrienne says – reply to this

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Will they pay ME to watch it?
ashley says – reply to this

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I agree!!!! and any girls named jessica are ugly…
ashley says – reply to this

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I agree!!!! and any girls named jessica are ugly…
Anna says – reply to this

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Sad.
Yowza says – reply to this

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Yeah, but look at her sweet ass!
sam says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha
amanda says – reply to this

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fuck her
amaso says – reply to this

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hahaahahaha
Suse says – reply to this

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I literally could only take 5 minutes of this movie, and it must be REALLY bad for me to not like it, i mean i like swept away and hudson hawl for fucks sake!
jessica's got pipes says – reply to this

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Re: barb – Um, I don't know about her acting, but JS can actually sing. Listen to her first single "I Wanna Love You Forever"…powerful pipes on this girl. People on these blogs always seem to confuse "not liking someone" with "not talented." It's not the same thing. She could actually outsing lots of people who are making music these days…
Boom! says – reply to this

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I bet more people will buy it to fap to the cover than to watch it…
Kiri Stevens says – reply to this

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IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS WE ALL HAVE UPS AND DOWNS IN THE BUSINESS AND JESSICA WILL CONTINUE TO WORK..JUST CHECK OUT HER IMDB AND SHES STILL A NAME SO SHE WILL BE FINE
jimmy d says – reply to this

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I WOULD SNIFF HER ASS,AND THEN WATCH THE MOVIE
uranus is lumpy says – reply to this

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sucks to be her
Mike says – reply to this

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oh well, she can't act and her singing career is finally over, the truth hurts , soon enough the same thing will happen to her wannabe rock star sister
W T F ? says – reply to this

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I wish she would go away and take her sister and creepy father with her!
ANA says – reply to this

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ACTUALLY THE MOVIE IS REALLY GOOD AND FUNNY THERES THIS SITE WHERE U CAN WWATCH IT AND LIKE BUT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA SUCK BUT I REALLY LIKE IT .. REALLY GOOD
Dollie says – reply to this

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Poor J-Simp.
omg says – reply to this

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she is sad
Jenna says – reply to this

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yep! i watched it online… sooooo bad. i have no idea why i watched the whole thing.. or why luke wilson did this movie!!
yeppers says – reply to this

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I watched it online too. I was about as bad as you'd imagine, maybe just a little worse. It was sad, because that's when I realized Luke is really on his way out. *sigh*
franny b says – reply to this

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I saw this movie and it is surprisingly amazing. I'd say it is probably Jessica's best work. I'd highly recommend it to all my fellow blonde's. Trust me, this video will show you the true meaning of ambition !!! Luke Wilson is also fantastic in this film. I've never wanted to bone anyone more in my life!!!
gigi says – reply to this

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awesome…she can't act her way out of a paperbag…she needs to stop..she needs to go back to school and get an education and do something else with her life…celebutards suck ass…GO away!!!!!!
Ritu says – reply to this

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HAHAHA I was just saying the same thing to one of my co-workers… Poor Jess!!!

I think it time to revamp… Playboy?????? Hustler???? Big Breasted Hoes????
easy dumg white girls SO PREDICTABLE says – reply to this

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who wants to see another dumb white girl making a fool of her self?? AGAIN
there a dime a dozen
ann says – reply to this

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Ahahahahahahah So funny she SUCKS!!!!!
Emilee says – reply to this

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Did anyone actually think this was going to be a big blockbuster?

And LOL @ the $3 off coupon!! HOW SAD!! AHAHAHA
ashley says – reply to this

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She makes me want to throw up! Should have stayed with Nick!!!
kendrick says – reply to this

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oh thts sad hope she gets a better role
sassy says – reply to this

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Re: hot chick – funny
ka says – reply to this

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Re: easy dumg white girls SO PREDICTABLE – fuck off and die whore
Smythe Owens says – reply to this

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WAY TO BE SEXIST.
IT'S LUKE WILSON'S FILM TOO… NOT JUST JESS'.

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM?
OH, I FORGOT, YOU CAN'T… HE MIGHT GO JUMP OFF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING OR SOMETHING.
Smythe Owens says – reply to this

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WAY TO BE SEXIST.
IT'S LUKE WILSON'S FILM TOO… NOT JUST JESS'.

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM?
OH, I FORGOT, YOU CAN'T… HE MIGHT GO JUMP OFF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING OR SOMETHING.
Clayton says – reply to this

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I find it funny that some bitch who got famous for being an ignorant blonde is saddened by the fact that her career is failing. It's called talent for a reason sister. If you don't have it- YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT IN THIS INDUSTRY.
Lauren says – reply to this

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I watched this movie online… it was HORRIBLE! The plot line lags and there is no climax! And nothing is good without a climax!!! Not even worth buying with a coupon!!
Crystal says – reply to this

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the movie did'nt suck just jes's acting everything else was good!
Clayton says – reply to this

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BTW has anyone else ever noticed the remarkable resemblance between Luke Wilson and Family Guy's horny neighbor Glen Quaigmeyer?
dalia says – reply to this

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since trash is flashing stylish nowadays
i would like to know if you can buy the dvd somewhere in the internet where they ship to europe?
dalia says – reply to this

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since trash is flashing stylish nowadays
i would like to know if you can buy the dvd somewhere in the internet where they ship to europe?
marcopolo says – reply to this

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what a load of crap. her 15 minutes of fame was over a looooooooooooooong time ago.

i might reconsidered watching if some tits and ass were present and a few money shots
LG says – reply to this

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terrible movie, terrible acting.
Riley says – reply to this

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IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE GIRL TO MAKE A BAD MOVIE. HOW ABOUT THE WRITERS? THE DIRECTORS? THE PRODUCERS? CO-STARS? PR PEOPLE? DAMN, PEREZ HOW MANY MOVIES HAVE YOU BEEN ASKED TO STAR IN?
god says – reply to this

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She's got a good soul. Everything else sucks.
Oof! says – reply to this

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Oof. Poor Jess. I think she could be a fantastic supporting actor; she should seek out smaller, quirkier roles and stop this lead actress pursuit because it's obviously not working. And Luke Wilson's in this? Double oof.
Shadow says – reply to this

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Re: Smythe Owens – Ummm…..sweetie, Luke's never had a problem. It was OWEN that went off the deep end. Try to keep up. No one is making fun of Luke, because Luke can actually act quite well. Clearly, he had a serious lapse of judgement when he said yes to this movie (or maybe they paid him a hell of a lot to put up with Jessica)
Official says – reply to this

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Give JESS even harder times, she is such a … FLAIL
pretty, but pretty talentless, she should have stayed with Nick! Dumb asses
Linx0rz says – reply to this

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I mean wtf is this movie even about? A girl who floats on a fur carpet around a big city in her underwear?
Sara says – reply to this

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You mean, the terrible Luke Wilson film bombed. Hes a legit movie actor, shes not.
Kristina says – reply to this

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I saw it online like some of you here, and it was a terrible, TERRIBLE film. Even really crappy films usually have somthing redeeming about them, but this was an unforgivable piece of shit.
Paula says – reply to this

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I bet her Dad arrange this coupon deal. Do you guys think Ash her sister cd will do well or not? I think she has some competition with that new Girl Miley S. I mean the kids seem to like her better.
Vanessa says – reply to this

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The movie wasn't THAT bad. No worse than Brit's Crossroads and I loved that movie. Jessica just needs to find what is right for her. She's a beautiful and talented woman. I personally feel that she just hasn't been marketed right. I've seen her in concert several times and she was great. Her voice is wonderful. She has talent. Stop hating. And about the Tony Romo thing… get over it. It has nothing to do with Jessica. That's his fault and it doesn't even really matter. Mistakes happen.
HolllllerrrR says – reply to this

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Funny how a bunch of no bodies can make fun of a famous person and call them a nobody…….. Keep shooting home made movies from ur webcams and hope that someone might notice u The movie might suck and she might have no talent but somehow she's got cash and u guys r sitting here talking about her LOL.
blablabla says – reply to this

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Better put Owen on suicide watch!!!!!!!!!
Andrea says – reply to this

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I just watched the movie online and I really liked it, much better than her other movies…..you actually forget the fact that it's Jess lol

I love her anyways tho
colie says – reply to this

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ok so i work at blockbuster and i got to rent the movie before it went out. and honestly…it wasn't bad. of course it's not going to be an amazingly moving movie! its just a silly chick flick. and it wasn't half bad. sooo yeah. u guys should check it out before u pass judgment about it. and rachel leigh cook is in it!!! that was a shock! i love her!
Steph says – reply to this

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to be fair, it wasn't THAT bad of a movie, i jus watched it online, n thought it was ok…its just light hearted entertainment, good way to pass a couple of hours :p i thought luke wilson was worse than jess to b honest
Keepin Real says – reply to this

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It's a bad movie, that's all people have to know. She will NEVER be a good actress, she should just do porn
PIG says – reply to this

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WE KNOW PEREZ WE KNOW!! LAY OFF JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha says – reply to this

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re: Angie

You have that right!!!!! You are a nobody!!!!
whosays says – reply to this

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She sucks. poor Luke Wilson. she should have stayed with nick
lj says – reply to this

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Yes, I saw the add. Plus the poster is a photoshop of her latest album cover, ie the one you posted except she's wearing a suit! How lame, cheap can you be? Karma's a
b*tch when you have no ethics.
whosays says – reply to this

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Re: blablabla – you rock
Janet says – reply to this

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Perez WHAT ABOUT PARIS HILTON'S PERFUME SELLING ON AMAZON FOR 65%BELOW RETAIL.
JOSH says – reply to this

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I saw the movie and i think it was funny!!! i had a great time!!! stop saying bad stuff bout her, all ppl that talk shit bout Britney, Jessica and all this celebrities is beacause they are interested in them, so stop the critics and get a fucking lifee!!!
charlotte says – reply to this

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Just leave her alone already. That goes double for all the MORON DALLAS COWBOY fans who are crazy crybabies !!
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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SHE IS A NOBODY! HER ALBUMS HAVE NEVER HAD BIG NUMBERS AND HER MOVIES ARE BY FAR THE WORST! DON'T LET HER ACT PEOPLE! SHE'S SO DAM UGLY AND TALENTLESS BLOND!

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