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If We Mated…

Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia > David Beckham

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This is what the lovechild with Perez and David Beckham would look like!!!!

Posted: January 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm


506 comments to “If We Mated…”

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  1. s says – reply to this


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    disgusting

  2. allie says – reply to this


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    boobs

  3. nICHOLAS says – reply to this


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    qute

  4. dsgirl says – reply to this


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    ohhh lawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. dsgirl says – reply to this


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    ohhh lawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. lou says – reply to this


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    a little generous don't you think?

  7. Bess says – reply to this


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    Gross… Perez you wish.

  8. CINDY says – reply to this


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    PUKE!!!NO COMMENT…

  9. c says – reply to this


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    1st

  10. rachel says – reply to this


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    2nd?

  11. Mando says – reply to this


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    lol cute!

  12. Justin says – reply to this


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    OMG grosss, what the f*ck.

  13. sar says – reply to this


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    yeah right perez..keep dreaming..you could be so lucky!

  14. KSC says – reply to this


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    Ewwwwwww!

  15. NancI T says – reply to this


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    OH My Heavens FIRST !!!!!! Crazy

  16. hokay says – reply to this


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    thats nice perez.
    may your first child be a good looking one.

  17. kitty says – reply to this


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    cuuuuuute

  18. NancI T says – reply to this


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    OH My Heavens FIRST !!!!!! Crazy

  19. kaku says – reply to this


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    almost first….and not bad..

  20. Juice Tuna says – reply to this


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    With a hairstyle only Donald Trump could love.

  21. ben says – reply to this


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    haha fucking legend

  22. vie says – reply to this


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    still looks more like Beckham.
    Second!

  23. jessica is awesome says – reply to this


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    wtf is uo with that hair

  24. kat says – reply to this


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    cute!

  25. Mario says – reply to this


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    very trailor trash… hot! Poor kid looks like an accident…

  26. eww says – reply to this


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    this is really, really creepy.

    I don't like it.

  27. kim says – reply to this


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    I love you so much perez.

  28. Kermit says – reply to this


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    I was just doing this the other day!

  29. #2 says – reply to this


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    thank god fags can't get pregnant

  30. Ella says – reply to this


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    Cute.

  31. joy says – reply to this


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    cute

  32. not*chris*crocker says – reply to this


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    ??? Still pretty hot. You could mate Becks with a dodg turd, and it'd come out looking sexy.

  33. m says – reply to this


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    ew

  34. Perez is a SLOB!!! says – reply to this


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    DONT' FLATTER YOURSELF FAG PEREZ!!!
    You are a 250 pound disgusting fag, slop that only exists through trashing others. Some day somebody will smash your fucking skull into the shape of a pancake!!!
    Die of AIDS fag Perez.

  35. Tyler says – reply to this


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    Love it! Not bad at all.

  36. g says – reply to this


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    Fags can't have kids

  37. oohlala says – reply to this


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    hah its kinda hot but mostly from david.. =D

  38. anna says – reply to this


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    TOO far perez. love ya xxx

  39. esin says – reply to this


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    hahaha, thats so fucking eew. you should do a chik one.

  40. Anne says – reply to this


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    Looks like Tom Cruise!!

  41. mae says – reply to this


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    hott!!!

  42. simone says – reply to this


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    First!!! Nice

  43. -oooo says – reply to this


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    booy ah

  44. simone says – reply to this


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    First!!! Nice

  45. kitty says – reply to this


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    yikes

  46. andrea says – reply to this


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    hahaha i love you perez

  47. -oooo says – reply to this


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    booy ah

  48. Joel says – reply to this


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    Totally do-able!

  49. rebecca hirschhorn says – reply to this


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    haha perez you are funnyyyy

  50. christian says – reply to this


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    HOTT!!!id hit up..many many times..GO PEREZ,I LOVE YOU MUCHOS PAPI!!

  51. megan says – reply to this


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    Good Lord!!

  52. ane says – reply to this


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    cute

  53. #2 says – reply to this


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    thank god mo's can't get pregnant

  54. Emily says – reply to this


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    Crazy,2nd

  55. schon says – reply to this


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    Disturbing

  56. Me says – reply to this


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    sexyyyyyyy

  57. katty says – reply to this


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    haha you're a wanker perez!! x

  58. -oooo says – reply to this


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    Fist me

  59. -oooo says – reply to this


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    Fist me

  60. alex says – reply to this


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    actually somewhat hot perez

  61. LMommy says – reply to this


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    Cute!

  62. Fluffynurse says – reply to this


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    Hahah Oke! :D

  63. meme says – reply to this


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    You wish Fatty!!!

  64. tamzin says – reply to this


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    not bad, a little on the trailer trash side…

  65. g@ says – reply to this


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    woteva

  66. g@ says – reply to this


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    woteva 4

  67. g@ says – reply to this


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    woteva 4

  68. kristin says – reply to this


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    lollllllllllllllllll

  69. jackie says – reply to this


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    hotttt… first?

  70. brandon says – reply to this


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    add 50 pounds and make the hair purple…

  71. Helle says – reply to this


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    thats not possible

  72. yourface says – reply to this


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    lol.

  73. flkjkf says – reply to this


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    looks more like beckham

  74. jake says – reply to this


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    lmfalmoflamoflmaolmfao tell me about it thats cust

  75. Emo says – reply to this


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    kinda hot.

  76. Eli says – reply to this


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    Oddly enough, it's more David than Perez…

  77. jy says – reply to this


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    yay

  78. craigyp7 says – reply to this


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    You wish. The fat gene usually dominates so you forgot that

  79. Clinton Harvey says – reply to this


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    HHAHAHHA, Perez You're Great

  80. craigyp7 says – reply to this


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    You wish. The fat gene usually dominates so you forgot that

  81. ha says – reply to this


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    yeah…

  82. jesshloly says – reply to this


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    perez, you're putting a lot of faith in your genetics.

  83. see him says – reply to this


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    David Beckham nude at milmamadas.com

  84. its me again says – reply to this


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    He looks "Special"

  85. Mary says – reply to this


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    gonna throw up….

  86. #2 phewwwww says – reply to this


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    Well thank God that'll never happen

  87. dt says – reply to this


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    Yeah, right. DOn't flatter yourself.

  88. loca says – reply to this


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    wowza! where did you do this perezito?

  89. kate says – reply to this


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    Perez…. i think you're being VERY generous to yourself with that one.

  90. Michael says – reply to this


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    GROSS! He is so hotter than you…and I don't think he'd come within 50 feet of your ass!

  91. Magda says – reply to this


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    hot hot hot!! lol good job Perez!! : )

  92. Krys says – reply to this


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    Not horrible.

  93. alicia says – reply to this


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    Like a blurry David Beckham with ink on his forehead? Not a good post really is it!

  94. samantha says – reply to this


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    disturbing.

  95. Nat says – reply to this


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    wtf perez? You're going insane… not a good thing.

  96. Courtney says – reply to this


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    wow haha…Beckam won #1 fag of 2008…so soon? new world record

  97. Mia says – reply to this


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    Haha this is hot! Nice defined jaw.

  98. What says – reply to this


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    You wish. Where are all the extra chins?

  99. Victoria says – reply to this


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    U'd wish fatso

  100. Emma says – reply to this


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    Could've been first for this one… shuckssss.

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