The. Gayest. Thing. Ever.

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Dear, God, this is too much to handle!

The new promo ad for Broadway's Xanadu.

Rainbows. Disco balls. Rollerskates. Sparkles. Bubbles. Farrah Fawcett hair. The gorgeous (and openly gay) Cheyenne Jackson in short shorts.

And a freakin' flying unicorn Pegasus!!!!

Love. Love. Love it.

    Posted: Jan 19, 2008 at 4:09 pm / Email this  »

    132 comments to “The. Gayest. Thing. Ever.”

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    1. blablabla says – reply to this


      101

      Perez, you'd TOTALLY like Cheyenne to wrap those legs around your torso and HOLD ON TIGHT!!!!

    2. drproctor13 says – reply to this


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      The movie was shit and a miserable box office failure though I did pay to see it. The soundtrack however had many catchy pop songs and had about 4 or 5 top-40 singles. I would see it for the camp factor alone.

    3. louise says – reply to this


      103

      i went to see it and it really good

    4. Gusto says – reply to this


      104

      The soundtrack to the movie was awesome. The movie however stunk. Maybe it will play out better on stage on Broadway than it did as a movie.

    5. CANDY CAINE says – reply to this


      105

      Re: OPRAH – GOD'S A FAKE PIECE OF SHIT, JUST LIKE YOU! GOD'S A FIGMENT OF YOUR DRUG INDUCED HALLUCINATIONS. GOD'S A MADE FAIRY TALE THE THE STUPID FUCKS LIKE TO THROW IN EVERYBODY'S FACE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE. JEEZ-ASS GOT BUTT-FUCKED BY 12 MEN ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE AFTER TOO MUCH WINE! THE BIBLE'S ONLY GOOD USING THE PAGES TO SOAK UP MY BLOODY SNATCH JUICE SO OPRAH CAN SUCK THEM DRY. THE "VIRGIN" MARY WAS JUST A SLUT WHO GOT FUCKED BEFORE MARRIAGE AND THEN BLAMED THE NON-EXISTANT GOD FOR GETTING KNOCKED UP! WHAT A FUCKING LOAD OF BULLSHIT!

    6. Xena WP says – reply to this


      106

      I turned gay just to look at it. OWW MA GAWWDD!!!! *slaps* wtf?! THIS IS FABULOUSSSSSSS OOOWW MAAA..Sweet Jesussss!! *slaps* Holly shit WTH??!!

    7. chris crocker says – reply to this


      107

      She wished she looked as good as me.

    8. lil star says – reply to this


      108

      yeah perez, beacause they've started calling any old flying horse ( no matter about their lack of horn ) a unicorn. dickhead.

    9. melinda says – reply to this


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      A-A-R-G-H!! Dreadful!!!!!!!!

    10. qwerty says – reply to this


      110

      kerry butler has been wowing audiences on the broadway stage for years now, She's got an album coming out and a recurring role on the show Lipstick Jungle starting next month. She's also got a voice that'll give you goosebumps! It is a huge insult to mistake her for that no-talent hack beth from the real world!!!!

    11. hola says – reply to this


      111

      Total Rainbow Brite flashback!!!
      As a child of the 80s, I TOTALLY appreciate this.
      I won't see the show, but I TOTALLY appreciate this poster.

    12. katie says – reply to this


      112

      "love. love. love it"

      me too!

    13. jimena says – reply to this


      113

      :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    14. oscar cruz says – reply to this


      114

      not so into musicals, but dude is HOT…love C J

    15. Miss.b says – reply to this


      115

      Re: OPRAH – Thats god to decide you ill minded jerk! by the way,GOD isn't about hate,hes about forgiveness and love,and I also read the bible and it says don't judge unless,you will be judged… THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE RETARD!! have a great day,asshole!

    16. Ashes says – reply to this


      116

      It was actually really cute…

    17. Lois says – reply to this


      117

      hey hey you forgot AND THE GORGEOUS KERRY BUTER AS KIRAA

    18. saw it says – reply to this


      118

      saw this in NYC in mid november when all the other shows where closed…its was awesome, and sooo satrical, it made fun of the other boadway shows (alwebber) and the rest and especially the movie– total camp, total satire. it's great!~ and good reviews too! perez get it itogether– you would LOVE this! cast was suberb!

      zanadu rulz!!!

    19. baddog says – reply to this


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      Its brilliantly funny, back up cast is amazing, Kerry Butler does a mean aussie accent. Its one of the best shows to leave you smilin' and singin'….can't wait to see it again. (But if you go, don't sit on the stage seats, they are crap!) WOOF!

    20. woodsy allen says – reply to this


      120

      more like Xanadon't!

    21. THE TROLL OPRAH IS AT IT AGAIN says – reply to this


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      Re: OPRAH – I'M SURE YOUR IMAGINARY GOD HATES YOUR IGNORANT DOUCHE BAG ASS , OH AND IGNORANT BREEDERS LIKE YOURSELF CAN GET HIV/AIDS TOO DUMBASS I KNOW YOU ARE SO SLOW THAT'S WHY YOU WILL NEVER GET IT

      KNOWLEDGE IS POWER , WHICH YOU WILL NEVER HAVE

    22. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this


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      Re: CANDY CAINE – I LOVE CANDY CAINE !!!!!
      THE BEST COMMENT EVER

      MORE POWER TO YOU :)

    23. TO BE AS IGNORANT LIKE YOU IS A SIN says – reply to this


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      Re: OPRAH – FUCKING DOUCHE BAG PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!

      I AM GOING TO BE HAPPY AND GAY , VERY GAY AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GOD , BUT I AM ALWAYS WILLING TO HUMILIATE YOUR SAD ASS
      DAY IN AND DAY OUT THE SAME USELESS SHIT COMES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
      PLEASE, DIE SOON OTHERWISE I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL YOU MYSELF , FUCKTARD!!!!

    24. Jess says – reply to this


      124

      Not so much Heidi, but def that horrible bitch Beth who can't seem to stay away from those damn Real World/ Road Rules challenges……. The Gauntlet on Roller Skates….ahahah

    25. brinkssoka says – reply to this


      125

      i already saw this twice i loved it!
      the plot is different from the movie and the cast is hilarious! mary testa and jackie hoffman were amaaaaaaazing!!!!!!!!!!!
      kerry butler and cheyenne were great together! next time youre in new york go see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    26. brinkssoka says – reply to this


      126

      jackie hoffman is absolutely hilarious!

    27. dawn says – reply to this


      127

      the hottest show eva!! my friend is in the show and he is super sexy in his spandex!! you rock ken!!!

    28. milothemighty says – reply to this


      128

      wow. no disrespect but this is mighty gay.

    29. kimberly says – reply to this


      129

      I saw it and i LOVED it!! it is so fabulous :)

    30. Kristen says – reply to this


      130

      cheyjack@yahoo.com

    31. Aix says – reply to this


      131

      Why the fuck is everything bright "gay"? Many people mistaken it for the term homo and don't think of it as "bright".

    32. NikkiBlonskyistheshizz says – reply to this


      132

      Re: anonymoose – EW! no she doesnt thts insulting to Kerry Butler. wtf u crackehead Hedi Montag is a no talent hack .and Kerry Butler is amazingly talented

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