Goodbye, Sundance!
We're in and we're out!
Our Sundance trip was short and sweet. On Sunday, our last day in Utah, we caught up with Paris and Audrina Patridge at the MySpace Cafe at The Lift.
Paris is set to embark on a promotional tour for her new movie, The Hottie & The Nottie. She's in Texas on Monday and Harvard University later this week.
Audrina came with her new boy toy from Orange County, who seemed to take it well when he told him he had gay hair. A sense of humor is good!
Miz Patridge invited us out to lunch when we're both back in L.A. Perez NEEDS to be on The Hills!
How hot would that be????
Sundance was fun, but….
The SXSW Music Festival in Austin this March is gonna be on another level!!!!
See y'all there.
[Photos by Mat Szwajkos for Getty Images.]
Is He Outta The Picture???
Bobby Brown Faces Cocaine Charges!
Oh God, Audrina, stay away from Perez. He will backstab you.
God, Perez is so ugly that him in the shot even makes Paris look ugly…gross
Just a side note…
Lovin' the hair, Perez! Darker is very YOU!
Do us all a favor Perez and DON'T come to Austin. We don't want you here. We don't like plastic phony LA people.
JIMMYJAZZ JIMMYJAZZ….is still molesting little boys!! He has a 1 inch dick and the aids viruse….die of aids u fucking fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder what kind of person it takes to go into a closet full of more clothes than you can imagine, and choose the shirt with your own picture on it. That's ridiculous, I'm way over her. Audrina looks really cute though, and Perez…well..you have what appears to be a pseudo-mullet..so..no comment. haha
Perez, you are NOT attractive…at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Perez,
You look like you are losing weight! What a cutie! You always have been, but you look like a jet setter now. Keep it up!
I wanted to go to Sundance…but couldn't get out of work!
Mario, you are a fat wannabe, you will always be a fat wannabe, you will always be the fat kid outsider you were back in the day. Nothing will change that. You stick your nose up these celebretards' assholes while they laugh at you. They're all gonna laff at you!!!!!!!!!!
Perez Is climbing the lists… Lookin good perez!
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U guyz both r zo damn cute….luv U both
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paris hilton is a whore.. thats all i am going to say. Perez, becareful of her.. i am happy your gay
Gee Perez, I thought you were distancing yourself from that talentless skank. WTF?? Oh, by the way, the thought of Paris at Harvard is such a joke.
does paris own a mirror? becuase she's always dressed like a complete jackass…and is that a picture of HERSELF on her shirt???? Glad she bought it and wore it b/c no one else would….she's such a worthless idiot.
Who invited these useless cunts to Sundance??? Pigez included. BORING.
P-Nasty, you so freakin rock!!!! Are you really coming down to Austin? You know what they say….Everything is bigger in Texas!!! The A-TX can't wait to see your sexy ass!!!! Love ya. Muahhhhhhhhh
Gezee, you really need good friends… Paris? Urgh!
everyone,especially the vapid paris and audrina, are media whores. sundance has no cred with the industry.90% of the if are crap
As usual, Paris looks like an asshole.
GOD
Sundance use to be a respectable place for indie film makers to show their films and possibley get seen
Now it is a place for two bit whores and overweight assholes to hang out
GROSS
you look good perez. looovve the hair.
Perez, I love you! YOu are happy with how you look and it gives the rest of us who don't like supermodels a boost. I love your smile with Audrina by the way!
LEAVE PEREZ ALONE! No, wait … first lock him up in a madhouse and THEN leave him alone!!
These to remind me of two really big kids. I want another simple life!! Paris and nicole are hilarious. She was really natural in the hills..silly girls.. kisses perez.
Re: Dark Sade –
Paris, you look hot!
Re: Dark Sade –
Perez - you look hot, great photos of you!
perez stop being a pussy and fuck one of these bitches already!!! your not even gay, it's all a act!!! start with a easy one first like paris or firecrotch!!!
All of you rock!
I like your new look Perez
you look like you smell bad
I.m loving your hair PEREZ!! purple suits you so well, well, to be honst, all the colors do!! but I'm just loving the purple!!! you rock!
Jade
I.m loving your hair PEREZ!! purple suits you so well, well, to be honst, all the colors do!! but I'm just loving the purple!!! you rock!
Jade
Ugh, please don't help turn SXSW Hollywood. I've been going there for years. Nothing would sour the experience more than having a bunch of dipshit celebrities clamoring around.
Wow perez's hair if fugly beyond fug. I mean the whole look has always been a mess, but it amazes me that you want to put fug ON TOP of fug. Wonder if hes in on the joke?
HEY PEREZ, HOW BOUT YOU HAVE ONE OF THEM BUTTONS FOR PARIS CUZ WE ARE SICK OF HER TOO. AT LEAST BRITNEY IS INTERESTING.
I see Paris has the same pose!!! ha ha…
WOW AUDRINA IS SOOOO MUCH PRETTIER THAN PARIS. TEAM BRUNETTE BOMBSHELL OVER BLONDE SKANK WITH MATCHING T SHIRT!
NICE SCARF P
I just don't understand why someone like Audrina belongs at Sundance. Paris doesn't really either but at least she actually has a movie coming out (though she'll never top that stunning performance in One Night in Paris).
it amazes me how every girl 5'7" wants to be a model. The standard, minimum, is 5'9". if you're 5'7", or 5'8", you're short! the true definition of tall (for women in NA) actually starts at 5'10". thank God i'm 5'10. when a girl 5'7 stands next to me, you see the difference: Amazon-Midget.
(Audrina wants to model). Just cause you're not 5'4" doesn't mean you're tall, either. Get over it.
Perez u look fabulous!!!! and i love those jeans…
i love u so much =)
Perez….damn Paris got you on check!
You look like her little bitch in this pic.
perez, you are looking slim in this pic with audrina. you on the sobe diet too?
Re: lalala – noone cares if your a model lalala- you sound like an idiot.
Perez, I love love love you to pieces, but your new hair makes you look like Betty-Anne (or is it Betty-Sue?) The 53 year old mom on the pink team on this season of the biggest loser.
Love the colour, but hate the cut…..You are still a sex bomb though and I love you!
EWWW Mario… You have thunder thighs….
Hey Perez,
Austin and prides itself in authenticity, We don't need Hollywood scenester douchebags here. SXSW was way cooler before people like you started attending!
I vote we get PARIS off the blog too. I'm so sick of her face. she doesn nothing except take pictures. Paris has zero talent, is an idiot, and has done nothing with her life except become a media whore. GET A JOB.
I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE YEAR BRITNEY HAS HAD AND THE WAY SHE HAS LOOKED HAS BEEN ROUGH - BUT SHE STILL GOT THE NOD FOR MOST ATTRACTIVE FEMALE - WHERE WAS PARIS??
PLEASE EXPLAIN - WHITE TRASH PARIS!
where are those sunglasses from!???
where are those pink sunglasses from i wannttt
Love your scarf!!! you have a cute smile and you look like you're having fun, cheers..
not really sure why audrina from mtvs the hills would be at sundance FILM festival- what a lame ass!
Why isn't anyone asking why Perez was at Sundance? Are you an actually formally trained journalist? Does he take himself seriously? I think it's disturbingly sad that these celebrities care what a pseudo celebrity thinks.
Hey Perez do you know if Material Bitch from materialbitch.com is really Audrina? I have heard rumors that say so and I am dying to find out who MB really is.