Would It Kill Her To Smile????
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba paid a visit to the T-Mobile Diner at The Village at the Yard in Sundance on Saturday.
We love this picture!
We can just hear her brain working.
What she's thinking: "I'm such a serious actress. I can't believe I'm sitting here for this photo up! Let me pretend to half-smile."
What she wants us to think: "You can relate to me! Look, I'm not wearing any makeup!"
What we're thinking: "Serious actress???? Ha ha ha ha!!! Comemierda!"
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 20, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I don't like her and I don't even know why. Oh yeah! Maybe its visiting this site too often. Perez has brainwashed me.
she looks… different.
first
You're a really lonely man aren't you?
she kind of is smiling…
never
never, she smiles when she feels like it.
why does she always look as if shes lukin down her nose!!!!!
ughh one of many celebs who arent as perfect as we think without makeup
YOU ARE SUCH A SAD AND BITTER (AND FAT) LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL. I THINK YOU
SHOULD TREAT YOURSELF TO A LITTLE RENT BOY AND GET RID OF SOME OF
THAT TENSION FATSO.
ash
yay!!
this vendeta is getting ridiculous..
wooo first
first? she's a bitch
Bitch.
Needs to get that stick out of her ass.
she is beautiful, i love her!
first
HAHHA…oh jessica…
first?
what's your problem perez
I think she is gorgious and beautiful and this is a very cute picture of her.
You are really ridiculous with your slandering her. She is great and smart.
She's really thinking….."oh if I could take it all back I would. I won't say how Latinas only pop out kids all over the place…cause that's exactly what I am doing." Ahhhh maybe she was just setting the stage and crying out for help. She is a douche bag with a baby bump.
She looks like she doesn't feel good … meaning the baby is eating her brains.
I hate you. First
R. Kelly needs to show this bitch some attention, if you know what I mean.
She looks lovely, which is a helluva' lot more than you can say about yourself.
She's very pretty. I'm jealous of her.
she is very annoying indeed
Yeah…because of you, I can't stand her. I was glad when you reiterated why you don't like her, and why her AKA is "don't call me latina"…
Anyway, she's probably one of the worst actresses out there, and she always looks MISERABLE!
Ick, ick, ick.
5ifth…what a fake.
Smile or not…I'd SOOOO do her
I would kill to look like her.
I really don't get it, why do you hate her so much? She is just sweet.
Perez C'mon the truth is you have NO reason for being so mean with her. I didn't read anything she said that could be hurtful to latinos. You just enjoy hating her. That's just plain stupid
Way to go Jessica Alba (Latin last name Latin last name) even if she isn't fully Latin what does that say about her as a person dogging on Latin females. Shame on her with her unwed growing latin baby belly. Shame on you Jessica.
4th
Jesus Christ, dude. Do you ever let go of a grudge?
WELL SHE IS NOTHING SPECIAL… BUT DONT CALL HER LATINA LMAO
first
wow you should get into poker or something dude.that is a mind you got.
she's thinking…
im in my first trimester, i feel like shit, and these assholes want to take my picture
HAHAHAHA!!! Comemierda! You kill me! Seriously, though. She's looking awful fugly lately. Being a bitch doesn't agree with her skin.
FIRST
PEREZ YOU ARE SO FUNNY!
Screw mexicans! she is just a latina cunt that is waiting to have a burrito fill her hole and then burst inside her pussy! This is an outrage! She should be shot dead and dragged accross the border and beaten like the savage cunt she is! We need to get rid of these mexican pizza's! get em out! they are like a rotten disease spreading like the legs of Jlo! Nasty! They are foodstamp rapist jailbait hookers! Die! They need to be shot! Getout! go back to mexico and take your fruitflys with you!
At least she isn't a publicity whore.
this biatch is hot on milmamadas.com, but she still does not smile
Pinche Puta de mierda!! que fea es ella sin maquillaje!!
cmon she looks good.. just let her be!
first
Wow she does look pregnant now
Give the girl a break. The constant Jessica Alba put downs are getting very tiresome.
first!
what im thinking is…pluck the eyebrows woman
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
She's so beautiful…
what a stupid comment by Perez.
a joke of an actress and she DOES have make up! (lips, eyes and foundation at least, just compare with any of her "gym" pics - and how she hides her bi-tone Latina lips, spots and tired face under that cap!!)
Can we put that look down to morning sickness? Even still, you must admitt, she is hella HOT! That cash dude struck gold with her. What does he do again . . . .?
Can't stand her!!! For having so much in life she always looks unhappy! Maybe it is Cashole!!!
Come on Perez, give her a break.
i fucking hate that cunt!..ugh.
urgh hate her
She has been looking smug lately…she needs to get over herself….
LOL! Comemierda, raca baca! XD
I loove you Perez!
Perez, what I don't like about your Latino Pride is that it is blind and unabashed. Pride has to be earned, not born into.
So she made some remarks stating that her cousins are baby machines and she doesn't feel connected to that. Is that a reason to shun her? Is it not true that Mexicans, despite poverty and the means to provide a better future for their children, come hell or high water, INSIST on reproducing? That is is part of the culture? Like, a really fucking BIG part of the culture???
We all know that give birth to poor babies is a form of child abuse.
Perez, what I don't like about your Latino Pride is that it is blind and unabashed. Pride has to be earned, not born into.
So she made some remarks stating that her cousins are baby machines and she doesn't feel connected to that. Is that a reason to shun her? Is it not true that Mexicans, despite poverty and the means to provide a better future for their children, come hell or high water, INSIST on reproducing? That is is part of the culture? Like, a really fucking BIG part of the culture???
We all know that giving birth to poor babies is a form of child abuse.
She looks surprisingly pretty.. I mean I use to like her.. but not much in the past couple of years.. but yea.. darn those motherly glows.. always seem to make people look good.. maybe i should get preggers
maybe shes feeling sickly, pregnancy can do that for some gals.
she's probably got some bad morning sickness. she's looking a little green.
She is Pregnant for F*** sake. Maybe she is having a bad day, I couldn't be bothered with most people when I was pregnant, so imagine what its like when your a pregnant celebrity. You really need to grow up Perez, just because you dislike her don't mean you have to hate on 24/7
WHATS THE FACKING HYPE WITH THIS SKANK….LOL..NAW SHE IS NOT A SKANK BUT REALLY WHAT IS THE HYPE????????????
It means Eat Shit lol
Wow, way harsh. I just see a very pretty girl who is smiling. Don't see her at all as the monster she is portrayed as on this site. I've seen her in interviews and she is kind of ditzy, doesn't come off as serious at all. Also, she is wearing makeup, it's just very light and natural. She's breathtakingly gorgeous. Her lips are amazing.
Jessica looks good with or without make-up. How many celebrities can we actually say that about? I think Perez wishes he had an ass like that.
No really tho shes always miserable like ALWAYS ive never seen her smile unless its her character smiling in the movie… geez i hope her kid doesnt think she hates it…
You can tell that she isn't feeling all that well but she still manages to smile. Kudos to you Jessica, kudos to you. You are young, pretty, famous and rich, and those who want to be hate you for it. If you were poor they would like you better.
That´s my "photo smile" ! I rearly show my teeth when I pose, I think that kind of smile makes my face look weird in photos. I do relate to her.
DANG what do you have against her? for godddddddddddd's sake leave her alone you old fat homosexual. when people look at you they think "he wants to be famous but he's not talented enough, so he blogs all day."
!No le digas a ella que coma mierda! !Come mierda tú!!! no le culpes a ella por la decisión de su abuelo
Don't tell her to eat shit! Eat shit yourself! Don't blame her becaue of her grandfather's decision!
What does it matter if she considers herself 'latina' anyway? The importance is people are now realising nowadays that the spanish language and the latin nationality is so influential in the world. She has never disrespected Spanish, but she doesn't consider herself hispanic! Que tonto eres!!
Perez, you need therapy…
You really need to lay off the "Don't Call Me Latina" crap. You grossly exaggerated her statement and practically everyone who commented on your last post explaining why you hate her disagrees with you. It's just getting old, and it's not funny.
she's wearing the ultra-expensive "i'm not wearing makeup" makeup. tinted moisturizer, blush, eyeliner, and mascara. alba is racist and she's a bad actress. why does she get movie roles?
Why is she famous? She's a boring sour-puss who can't act! I have never liked her, and I'm glad that perez feels the same way!
She looks quite beautiful and peacful here. The exact way a pregnant woman should look.
She looks real smug like she knows it all. "I am miss know it all Alba! I am in the process of trying to have my last name changed by getting pregnant to a guy who's last name is not Latin. So don't call me