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Would It Kill Her To Smile????

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba paid a visit to the T-Mobile Diner at The Village at the Yard in Sundance on Saturday.

We love this picture!

We can just hear her brain working.

What she's thinking: "I'm such a serious actress. I can't believe I'm sitting here for this photo up! Let me pretend to half-smile."

What she wants us to think: "You can relate to me! Look, I'm not wearing any makeup!"

What we're thinking: "Serious actress???? Ha ha ha ha!!! Comemierda!"

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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361 comments to “Would It Kill Her To Smile????”

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  1. gemmyt2 says – reply to this


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    I don't like her and I don't even know why. Oh yeah! Maybe its visiting this site too often. Perez has brainwashed me.

  2. errrr says – reply to this


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    she looks… different.

  3. shizchel says – reply to this


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    first

  4. Druss says – reply to this


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    You're a really lonely man aren't you?

  5. vtm says – reply to this


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    she kind of is smiling…

  6. Samathhhh says – reply to this


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    never

  7. Samathhhh says – reply to this


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    never, she smiles when she feels like it.

  8. not 1st says – reply to this


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    why does she always look as if shes lukin down her nose!!!!!

  9. shizchel says – reply to this


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    ughh one of many celebs who arent as perfect as we think without makeup

  10. funky munky says – reply to this


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    YOU ARE SUCH A SAD AND BITTER (AND FAT) LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL. I THINK YOU

    SHOULD TREAT YOURSELF TO A LITTLE RENT BOY AND GET RID OF SOME OF

    THAT TENSION FATSO.

  11. ash says – reply to this


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    ash

  12. ash says – reply to this


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    yay!!

  13. ava says – reply to this


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    this vendeta is getting ridiculous..

  14. omg first says – reply to this


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    wooo first

  15. joco says – reply to this


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    first? she's a bitch

  16. Ellemeno says – reply to this


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    Bitch.

    Needs to get that stick out of her ass.

  17. kiss my mangina says – reply to this


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    she is beautiful, i love her!

  18. sad says – reply to this


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    first

  19. lissa says – reply to this


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    HAHHA…oh jessica…

  20. kiki says – reply to this


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    first?

  21. nancy says – reply to this


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    what's your problem perez

  22. Lisa says – reply to this


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    I think she is gorgious and beautiful and this is a very cute picture of her.
    You are really ridiculous with your slandering her. She is great and smart.

  23. chazs says – reply to this


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    She's really thinking….."oh if I could take it all back I would. I won't say how Latinas only pop out kids all over the place…cause that's exactly what I am doing." Ahhhh maybe she was just setting the stage and crying out for help. She is a douche bag with a baby bump.

  24. jess says – reply to this


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    She looks like she doesn't feel good … meaning the baby is eating her brains.

  25. poop says – reply to this


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    I hate you. First

  26. Kosher Kitty says – reply to this


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    R. Kelly needs to show this bitch some attention, if you know what I mean.

  27. bing says – reply to this


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    She looks lovely, which is a helluva' lot more than you can say about yourself.

  28. Austin says – reply to this


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    She's very pretty. I'm jealous of her.

  29. sanne says – reply to this


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    she is very annoying indeed

  30. noni says – reply to this


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    Yeah…because of you, I can't stand her. I was glad when you reiterated why you don't like her, and why her AKA is "don't call me latina"…

    Anyway, she's probably one of the worst actresses out there, and she always looks MISERABLE!

    Ick, ick, ick.

  31. Whateva says – reply to this


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    5ifth…what a fake.

  32. Albo Eater says – reply to this


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    Smile or not…I'd SOOOO do her

  33. Lisa says – reply to this


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    I would kill to look like her.
    I really don't get it, why do you hate her so much? She is just sweet.

  34. P says – reply to this


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    Perez C'mon the truth is you have NO reason for being so mean with her. I didn't read anything she said that could be hurtful to latinos. You just enjoy hating her. That's just plain stupid

  35. BABY O Nooooo says – reply to this


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    Way to go Jessica Alba (Latin last name Latin last name) even if she isn't fully Latin what does that say about her as a person dogging on Latin females. Shame on her with her unwed growing latin baby belly. Shame on you Jessica.

  36. Julie C says – reply to this


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    4th

  37. telepsa says – reply to this


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    Jesus Christ, dude. Do you ever let go of a grudge?

  38. beowulf says – reply to this


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    WELL SHE IS NOTHING SPECIAL… BUT DONT CALL HER LATINA LMAO

  39. b says – reply to this


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    first

  40. Lionel/luke says – reply to this


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    wow you should get into poker or something dude.that is a mind you got.

  41. britney needs mental help says – reply to this


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    she's thinking…
    im in my first trimester, i feel like shit, and these assholes want to take my picture

  42. Amy says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA!!! Comemierda! You kill me! Seriously, though. She's looking awful fugly lately. Being a bitch doesn't agree with her skin.

  43. JAMES says – reply to this


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    FIRST
    PEREZ YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

  44. stupidlettuce says – reply to this


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    Screw mexicans! she is just a latina cunt that is waiting to have a burrito fill her hole and then burst inside her pussy! This is an outrage! She should be shot dead and dragged accross the border and beaten like the savage cunt she is! We need to get rid of these mexican pizza's! get em out! they are like a rotten disease spreading like the legs of Jlo! Nasty! They are foodstamp rapist jailbait hookers! Die! They need to be shot! Getout! go back to mexico and take your fruitflys with you!

  45. AJ says – reply to this


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    At least she isn't a publicity whore.

  46. reallly says – reply to this


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    this biatch is hot on milmamadas.com, but she still does not smile

  47. comemierda says – reply to this


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    Pinche Puta de mierda!! que fea es ella sin maquillaje!!

  48. b says – reply to this


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    cmon she looks good.. just let her be!

  49. lolo says – reply to this


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    first

  50. Hera says – reply to this


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    Wow she does look pregnant now

  51. basiapasia says – reply to this


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    Give the girl a break. The constant Jessica Alba put downs are getting very tiresome.

  52. razzi says – reply to this


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    first!

  53. actually says – reply to this


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    what im thinking is…pluck the eyebrows woman

  54. erin says – reply to this


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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

  55. Sophie says – reply to this


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    She's so beautiful…

  56. xyz says – reply to this


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    what a stupid comment by Perez.

  57. jimena says – reply to this


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    a joke of an actress and she DOES have make up! (lips, eyes and foundation at least, just compare with any of her "gym" pics - and how she hides her bi-tone Latina lips, spots and tired face under that cap!!)

  58. Danny B says – reply to this


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    Can we put that look down to morning sickness? Even still, you must admitt, she is hella HOT! That cash dude struck gold with her. What does he do again . . . .?

  59. ashley says – reply to this


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    Can't stand her!!! For having so much in life she always looks unhappy! Maybe it is Cashole!!!

  60. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Come on Perez, give her a break.

  61. this guy says – reply to this


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    i fucking hate that cunt!..ugh.

  62. emma says – reply to this


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    urgh hate her

  63. CLe03 says – reply to this


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    She has been looking smug lately…she needs to get over herself….

  64. iamfashion says – reply to this


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    LOL! Comemierda, raca baca! XD
    I loove you Perez!

  65. joe says – reply to this


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    Perez, what I don't like about your Latino Pride is that it is blind and unabashed. Pride has to be earned, not born into.

    So she made some remarks stating that her cousins are baby machines and she doesn't feel connected to that. Is that a reason to shun her? Is it not true that Mexicans, despite poverty and the means to provide a better future for their children, come hell or high water, INSIST on reproducing? That is is part of the culture? Like, a really fucking BIG part of the culture???

    We all know that give birth to poor babies is a form of child abuse.

  66. joe says – reply to this


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    Perez, what I don't like about your Latino Pride is that it is blind and unabashed. Pride has to be earned, not born into.

    So she made some remarks stating that her cousins are baby machines and she doesn't feel connected to that. Is that a reason to shun her? Is it not true that Mexicans, despite poverty and the means to provide a better future for their children, come hell or high water, INSIST on reproducing? That is is part of the culture? Like, a really fucking BIG part of the culture???

    We all know that giving birth to poor babies is a form of child abuse.

  67. Tanya says – reply to this


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    She looks surprisingly pretty.. I mean I use to like her.. but not much in the past couple of years.. but yea.. darn those motherly glows.. always seem to make people look good.. maybe i should get preggers

  68. Devore says – reply to this


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    maybe shes feeling sickly, pregnancy can do that for some gals.

  69. amy says – reply to this


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    she's probably got some bad morning sickness. she's looking a little green.

  70. beth says – reply to this


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    She is Pregnant for F*** sake. Maybe she is having a bad day, I couldn't be bothered with most people when I was pregnant, so imagine what its like when your a pregnant celebrity. You really need to grow up Perez, just because you dislike her don't mean you have to hate on 24/7

  71. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    WHATS THE FACKING HYPE WITH THIS SKANK….LOL..NAW SHE IS NOT A SKANK BUT REALLY WHAT IS THE HYPE????????????

  72. Rain says – reply to this


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    It means Eat Shit lol

  73. jj says – reply to this


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    Wow, way harsh. I just see a very pretty girl who is smiling. Don't see her at all as the monster she is portrayed as on this site. I've seen her in interviews and she is kind of ditzy, doesn't come off as serious at all. Also, she is wearing makeup, it's just very light and natural. She's breathtakingly gorgeous. Her lips are amazing.

  74. Austin says – reply to this


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    Jessica looks good with or without make-up. How many celebrities can we actually say that about? I think Perez wishes he had an ass like that.

  75. Has Been says – reply to this


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    No really tho shes always miserable like ALWAYS ive never seen her smile unless its her character smiling in the movie… geez i hope her kid doesnt think she hates it…

  76. Jealous much? says – reply to this


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    You can tell that she isn't feeling all that well but she still manages to smile. Kudos to you Jessica, kudos to you. You are young, pretty, famous and rich, and those who want to be hate you for it. If you were poor they would like you better.

  77. ss says – reply to this


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    That´s my "photo smile" ! I rearly show my teeth when I pose, I think that kind of smile makes my face look weird in photos. I do relate to her.

  78. lizzy says – reply to this


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    DANG what do you have against her? for godddddddddddd's sake leave her alone you old fat homosexual. when people look at you they think "he wants to be famous but he's not talented enough, so he blogs all day."

  79. Sean says – reply to this


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    !No le digas a ella que coma mierda! !Come mierda tú!!! no le culpes a ella por la decisión de su abuelo
    Don't tell her to eat shit! Eat shit yourself! Don't blame her becaue of her grandfather's decision!
    What does it matter if she considers herself 'latina' anyway? The importance is people are now realising nowadays that the spanish language and the latin nationality is so influential in the world. She has never disrespected Spanish, but she doesn't consider herself hispanic! Que tonto eres!!

  80. Riley says – reply to this


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    Perez, you need therapy…

  81. Tired says – reply to this


    81

    You really need to lay off the "Don't Call Me Latina" crap. You grossly exaggerated her statement and practically everyone who commented on your last post explaining why you hate her disagrees with you. It's just getting old, and it's not funny.

  82. divjadristi says – reply to this


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    she's wearing the ultra-expensive "i'm not wearing makeup" makeup. tinted moisturizer, blush, eyeliner, and mascara. alba is racist and she's a bad actress. why does she get movie roles?

  83. HH says – reply to this


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    Why is she famous? She's a boring sour-puss who can't act! I have never liked her, and I'm glad that perez feels the same way!

  84. Johnathon says – reply to this


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    She looks quite beautiful and peacful here. The exact way a pregnant woman should look.

  85. Jessica Don't Call me Alba says – reply to this


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    She looks real smug like she knows it all. "I am miss know it all Alba! I am in the process of trying to have my last name changed by getting pregnant to a guy who's last name is not Latin. So don't call me ALBA cause I'm now holding half of my deadbeat ex boyfriends kid. Take that Latin women! Not Alba….Out!"

  86. random says – reply to this


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    Serious actress my ass, there is not one role that dubs her as a serious actress. Fantastic Four, Good Luck Chuch, The Eye?? There's no such thing as a good movie with Dane Cook in it. Nuff said.

  87. Christine says – reply to this


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    Most celebs look like hags without make-up. I don't think she looks bad at all. Wht not have a little compassion and lay off of her while she's preganant. You rail every other pregnant woman for anything you feel isn't good for the pregnancy. Don't you think stress is harmful. You're such a pompous blowhole!

  88. ew says – reply to this


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    perez has brain washed me too, i hate her now, and the bitch s wearing tons of makeup here, foundation, mascara, and lip gloss

  89. The Greek Giant says – reply to this


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    Hello, The Greek Giant here at the Sundance Film Festival sucking on Jessica Alba's breasts in anticipation that milk will soon spray all over my face just like the Giant sperm loads dripping off of Jessica's at this moment. The real reason this blog dislikes Jessica is she made her manager, who once managed both she and the beautiful Paris, dump my occasional fling, who therefore can obtain no acting jobs.

    However I, The Greek Giant, also know that Paris does not need to work since she is an heiress with real wealth, unlike you impoverished American bums who must slave day and night or else end up homeless. Also, Cash Warren sells his asshole to wealthy European tycoons and screams in glee for payment of US$69 per throw. That is all.

  90. King says – reply to this


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    HER FACE PISSES ME OFF!

  91. Mara says – reply to this


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    I love how Perez hates her…..hey Jessica, Go work out, your baby is making you look way fat.

  92. chaka says – reply to this


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    SHE IS WEARING MAKEUP!

  93. Heather says – reply to this


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    Perez is way too critical of Jessica Alba, I read all the quotes on why she doesn't want to be called Latina and I can relate in a way. I was born in Canada, my parents/grandparents were born in Guyana and before that my family came from Portugal.. so we all look extremely Portugese, but I know nothing about the culture, nothing about the food, I simply look it and thats it, so I feel the same way when people call me portugese,it bothers me.. just because you look the part, doesn't mean its truely apart of you..

  94. leave jesssica alone...hehe, sad Chris Crocker immitation says – reply to this


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    Whoever says she looks ugly is cracked out of their heads. I don't care of you like the chick or not, she is incredibly pretty - with or without make-up. I think this picture of her looks great…she is so cute and natural in it. And, for those of you who don't like he - at least she isn't running around drunk, showing her coochie, looking skanky, getting a dui, etc., etc., etc.

  95. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


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    She is smiling you overweight piece of excrement!

  96. emm says – reply to this


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    hahahah! Comemierda! hahahahha. true, true.

  97. dave says – reply to this


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    I think she is beautiful…

  98. ttt says – reply to this


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    she's a hooker

  99. Love her! says – reply to this


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    That's not what she's thinking. She's thinking "I really hope I get through this without someone taking a picture of me puking".

    That, my friend, is the face of morning sickness! She looks MISERABLE and has for weeks now.

  100. Ligia says – reply to this


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    Geez, is her morning/afternoon/night sickness this bad??

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