Watch This!!!!
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Perezzers just did a video for Will Ferrell's Funny or Die website, and we think it's pretty freakin' HIGHlarious.
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Ohhhhh just sick back and let the hate mail come in…
its kinda not. no offense
omg. lmaoo.
firstt.
You make me wish I was a man so you'd marry me. You're too cute!
no wonder you didn't make it as an actor. You can't keep a straight face. I can see you thinking about how hilarious you are.
ok NOT funny AT ALL!! thats fucked up perez..i was born a premie and yea..when will does jokes, its funny..but u sir made a not so funny
yeahhhhhh perez
FIRST!!!!
Ummm…not funny.
ha
possibly first?!!
Perez,
I'm going to be objective here and tell you that you need to lose the purple hair, it doesn't suit you at all. Also, this video really wasn't THAT funny, mainly because you keep putting yourself up on some pedestal when you're not even famous.
like your hair here!
Unless he grew hair or has a wig on…he made this sometime ago!!!
Your fans are smarter then that Perez
Snooze.
I don't think it is very funny.
your hair is weird.
lol pretty funny man keep it up!
Guess you had to be high to think it was funny…pretty lame!
Yeah, well…
this isnt funny.
Too funny!
lol cute
die…not funny
not funny at all.
not funny dumbass
ummmm…. semi sort of funny?
Perez, I love your hair. And this was too cute. LOL I was hoping little Pearl would have been the little kid cameo, but a cute asian sweetie is adorable too.
1st!
perez this was kick ass
u rock perez!!!!!! luv ya!!!
First!
Love you Perez!
firstt!
firstt!
a-han
It was a waste of time and the LEAST funny thing I've ever seen. Every one in my office is wondering WHY anyone gives Perez the time of day. He's not talented and looks hideous and is so annoying. Drop Dead what ever your name is.
Good for you…
P.S. You put on a few pounds..no biggie….BUY A NEW SUIT! Trust me on this…
Love Ya!
Good job Perez!
hahahha!!! Aww perez i miss your purple hair!
lol.
CAN YOU SAY DRY HUMOR?
NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL PEREZ!!!
You can poke fun at all the celebs you want, but please do not be so low and so crass as to make light of a serious situation. Check out the statistics on Preemies survival rates.
This is just wrong.
Hilarious!
Fuckin HIGHlarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HaHA!
I hate big fat children! Ill donate!
loved it! Go PREMIES!
Wow…I'm impressed. I've been addicted to your blog for quite a while now, but I haven't been addicted to you. I've found you to be arrogant, ignorant, and immature. However, now I see your ability to be humourous, and that you do have some talent, so you have earned an ounce of my respect. I will continue to be a loyal reader.
Hah.
Not funny to people that have had premature babies.
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fuck it… it is not captioned im deaf, and i wanted to kw what is effin highlarious.. but too bad ur not techny enuff to have it captioned or even a transcript provided… u little purple bastard… oh not so little though! hehh
hahaha!peez, i dont usually like ue vidz, but this one was WICKED!! 'did u see how f-ing tall and fat that kid was' hahahaha
ok that was cute
loool
near the top?
Ok Perez…you've outdone yourself! Pretty weird, but funny! I thought you were going to start counting on your fingers there for a minute!
Ok Perez…you've outdone yourself! Pretty weird, but funny! I thought you were going to start counting on your fingers there for a minute!
FUNNY SHITZ P!
lmao
haha! funny stuff, perez. I'm donating "not that much a year" to keep the little life ruiners small and cute forever!
not funny… many premies die..
first
wow, pretty gay perez, pretty fucking gay. hahah
I think it was really funny!!! I love how you made fun of those foundation commercial actors!!!
LMAO, I LOVE YOU PEREEZZ!!
sorry…prude fuck here….just think this is tasteless….and i love you perez. i don't even find it remotely funny…just dumb and tacky.
AHAHA
that was hilarious
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i love u, some of the stuff u say is offensive, and immature- BUT premature babies are NOT a laughing matter. if u ever have a child of your own one day, u will understand. NOt being able to hold or touch your own child while it is artificially incubated- HURTS. it is a pain like you could never imagine. you feel incompetent as a mother, that your womb was not good enough to carry that child to term. that you did not fulill your initial task as a woman. It is SICK that you think that vulnerable state that these babies are in is funny- it is a sad, scarey state, and pulls on the heart strings of all involved, for the parents, and thier family who are there to support. please think about this- i know you may not– but for the sake of all mothers who read your blog- i know they feel the same way.
disapointed in you perez. this time, it is not funny.
from a mother of an 8 month old baby in canada.
Not offensive, but NOT funny all.
Fucking HILARIOUS!!
Look how fat. Isn't she gross.
HAHAHAHHAHA
fugly gay
your so not fetch darling
Ciao from Italy
omfg. AAAHAH that was so funny
So that's what that stuff is! got it!!!!
I know your trying to be funny but that is fucking wrong have you ever seen a real premie baby or a NICU. Do you know how many of thouse kids dont get the chance to grow up. I had my daughter at 24 weeks and she passed away and it wasnt funny at all. You need to grow up and realize that people lose children and thats never funny. You should really research things and maybe make a video about really donating money to The March of Dimes ( a real orginization that actually helps premies babys) and use your fame to help them insted of making a joke about it.
Not cool at all. My son was a preemie. Not something to joke about. You sit and almost lose a child and then rethink your video asshole.
You're too funny…lol
Sorry, not funny, I'm a NICU nurse, prematurity is not a laughing matter and the outcome can be horrible. I know your just trying to be funny, but stick to celebrities!
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over how awesome I am.
Idiot.
HEY
CRAZY IDEA… if you just have bad stuff to say about perez then save it… no one caresss at all b/c those of us who love him always will (:
oh and if you hate him so much.. why are you watching his site like 24/7?
xoxox
Hahahahahahha =D Thats soo funny =D
Perez ur so silly!
Not funny, and you are a terrible actor Perez. I see you and Paris collaborating in the future. Maybe a sucky remake of something sucky.
that was funny as hell. LOVE you Perez!!!!
you have sucken to an all time low. that was so not funny and the fact that you can joke about something so serious (and you weren't even good at it) drops you to a all time low. You are a disgusting Pig.
I like the little purple bastard comment, that struck me as funny!
But really..it wasn't that great 
Just wasn't funny.
Not remotely funny at all, stick to what you know best
hilarious….really super funny! i love it, keep'em cute and small forever….lol….
all these other peeps gotta get a sense of humor…c'mon people….nothing about this can even remotely be taken seriously….
Your to cute…..
you have sunken to an all time low. that was so not funny and the fact that you can joke about something so serious (and you weren't even good at it) drops you to an all time low. You are a disgusting Pig.
The only part that was funny was the "Did you see how tall and fat that kid was? Ew.. gross." Other than that it was pretty lame. You just don't have it like Will does Perez. Will is a comic GENIOUS.
Was the little girl Suri Cruise?
that was actually kinda funny
Kinda funny but not really. Leave the comedy to real comedians, or get some training.
You're an ass, Perez. Hateful, stupid, destructive, hypocritical and now we know…Not even funny.
GO PEREZ!! THATS WAS GREAT…YOUR A FUNNY GUY..I"VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THOUGH, SOME PPL TAKE YOU WAY TOO SERIOUSLY
OK this not funny in the least bit
would have been much funnier if you had just campaigned to keep BABIES small. I found the premies angle distasteful, and I'm not easily offended.
Really not funny. I'm sure anyone who's had a preemie and certainly anyone who's given birth to one and that baby has died, will think it's crude and crass. And you should get over yourself.
HAHA TOO CUTE!
Grr…typically I hate the crap you post on this site, but that was actually really funny. Premies!
The number should have been BR549….would have been funnier! But I guess I'm showing my age!
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As the mom of a premature baby - I think this is really sick - stick to celebrity news Perez!
Omg that was hilarious.
I was a premie and I WAS fuckin cute!
Plus your hair looks fantastic
Not funny. Actually…it's pretty stupid. Had my hopes up for this one and it just plain sucks.