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Moonlighting

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LOVE the shoes!

Chloe Sevigny's got a new gig. The hipster fashionista is going to be the new "style advisor" for U.K. Elle.

And she's on the cover of next month's issue.

This makes sense for Chloe. Other stars should moonlight too.

Lindsay Lohan would be a wonderful vajayjay waxer. Tara Reid could bartend your cocktail party!

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95 comments to “Moonlighting”

  1. laila says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!

  2. laila says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!

  3. lizzy-liz says – reply to this


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    FIERCE
    AND
    FIRST!!!

  4. Katy says – reply to this


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    1st?

  5. gfgfg says – reply to this


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    dgd

  6. ASTFGL says – reply to this


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    FRIST AND FIST AND FIRST

  7. beckyp says – reply to this


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    Would anyone trust that crackwhore fire crotch waxing their vajayjay? I wouldn't!

  8. han says – reply to this


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    haha

  9. canadaland says – reply to this


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    I think Scott storch is so discusting! Ewwwwwwwwwwww

  10. han says – reply to this


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    lol

  11. poop says – reply to this


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    poop

  12. Natalie says – reply to this


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    They totally photoshopped her legs. Laila you're a moron why don't you get a fucking life.

  13. emerald_ny says – reply to this


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    first?

  14. amber says – reply to this


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    first!

  15. Stickmansteve says – reply to this


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    Love her… she is SO hot… her style is unbelievable!

    Add her to my HUMPABLE LIST PLEASE!

  16. me says – reply to this


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    first! or 10th..

  17. emerald_ny says – reply to this


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    oooo 13, even better.

  18. nat says – reply to this


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    Why not? After ruining her film career with "Brown Bunny" she's got nothing else to do.

  19. brazilianbeotch says – reply to this


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    first!!!! Brazil loves Perez bitch!

  20. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    i love her! this is the perfect job for her…

  21. barforama says – reply to this


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    I can't stand this woman. She does not have great style. She's shiteous.

  22. barforama says – reply to this


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    I can't stand this woman. She does not have great style. She's shiteous.

  23. Labia says – reply to this


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    She looks like a man wearing covergirl.

  24. gossipgirrrl says – reply to this


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    i just want to know why she writes her name like a 5 year old… seriously, WTF??

  25. shae says – reply to this


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    I totally adore Chloe!! Perfect job for her fine ass…and legs!!

  26. paris is a whore says – reply to this


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    she just screams of skank.

  27. MIA says – reply to this


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    I love Chloe,this is perfect for her! forget all the haters,she is a fashion icon!!!! xoxoxoxoxox

  28. laila says – reply to this


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    NATALIE…obviously if ur on here too, then so are you…slut. whore. youre vagina so big you could fit your own fucking head in it now go to the doctor with your mom and make sure u both are free of chlamydia.. haha ur a slut. haha!!

  29. Julianne says – reply to this


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    She's not really that pretty.

  30. sillywilly says – reply to this


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    She is an ugly whore. How can anyone get work with that big ugly face, no wonder she gives so much head.

  31. Laura says – reply to this


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    And Perez can get a job as a towel boy at the YMCA.

  32. mike says – reply to this


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    NATALIE…lol awww you poor baby somebodys jealous they didnt get first spot huh??? awww.w. how funny. and laila is right your probaly are a slut.

  33. Darnell says – reply to this


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    Would love to give her some big love.

  34. Cort says – reply to this


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    I like Chloe…it's so funny so see her on Big Love wearing long skirts and crazy mormon hair, I hope in the next season they give Nikki some fashion–anyway, Chloe has her own unique style and I can't wait to get my copy in the mail. (From someone who actually has an opinion instead of "first" what is the point, really?)

  35. jacko says – reply to this


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    britney could moonlight as a barber.

  36. Lee says – reply to this


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    Ugh. Where's that hideous mole on her chest from "Boys Don't Cry?"

  37. robin says – reply to this


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    This is the girl that gave Vincent Gallo a blow job in the movie Brown Bunny. It just goes to show you that she will do anything for a movie role. I hope Chloe knew where his penis had been before she put it in her mouth.

  38. sullied says – reply to this


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    I'm not a lez but I think she has the sexiest legs!
    oh and LOL @ #35 - good one!

  39. Rammy says – reply to this


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    Who is she???

  40. ivana jercough says – reply to this


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    She makes my 9 inch cock stand up and salute her. I love her and want to worship her vagina.

  41. blablabla says – reply to this


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    She's got the handwriting of a 4 yr old

  42. Ennah says – reply to this


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    Bur her face - she looks liek a maN!1

  43. Ennah says – reply to this


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    BuT her face - she looks liek a maN!1

  44. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    I just puked a lil in my mouth. SHE IS HIDEOUS!!!! Not to mention she couldn't dress worse if she was blind butch dyke!!!!

  45. Grace E. says – reply to this


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    And the legs!

  46. mari says – reply to this


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    Re: robin

    i love chloe. she used to date vincent and already knew him prior to brown bunny.

  47. jamie says – reply to this


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    I fucking love the shit out of chloe sometimes she looks a little olsen sister but most of the time she is fashion forward and her body is amazing. i'd hit it!

  48. richard03 says – reply to this


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    Skanky!!! i love it!!!!!!!

  49. IHateBritney says – reply to this


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    I………………..LOVE…………………CHLOE !!!!!!!
    .
    Chloe ROCKS!!!
    .
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    Two words for ya: BROWN BUNNY
    .
    HELL yeah! Chloe LOVES to suck cock. Google "Brown Bunny" and see for yourself!
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    She is also into chicks too!
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    I'd love to get a hold of her and stick it in her can. She loves the backdoor action.
    .
    BOOYA!

  50. Plobes says – reply to this


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    Chloe is an amazing actress and a gorgeous young woman. All ye haters, watch Big Love to see what a talented artist she is.

  51. BS says – reply to this


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    A man in a dress… How original!!! Drag queens have her face, body, & talent whooped!!!

  52. CJ says – reply to this


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    I like her but I hear she's a republican and a bitch.

  53. nana says – reply to this


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    woohoo!!!!

  54. pnutmnm says – reply to this


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    Really? Chole? Style advisor?

  55. robin says – reply to this


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    Re: mari – There are more ways to show you love someone. You don't have to suck their dick for all to see.

  56. robin says – reply to this


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    Re: mari – There are other ways to show a person that you love them. You don't have to suck his dick so others can see. Chloe's parents and you must be proud of her. She can do all the movie roles but the most famous one will be her sucking Vincent's dick. I didn't exactly see her get a golden globe or academy award that.

  57. Robin says – reply to this


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    She is so ugly, how does she get any press??????

  58. lisalu says – reply to this


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    She is a weirdo and FUG.

  59. Ana Banana says – reply to this


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    she walked by me at the Sunset Junction 3 years ago, I would have tapped that ass.

  60. J-SO says – reply to this


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    CHLOE IS AWESOME, SHE IS INDIVIDUAL AND KNOWS HER FASHION! I'M SO GLAD I CAN GET ELLE IN THE UK! GOTTA LOVE HER…CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ HAS NO STYLE OF ANY KIND, SO I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW HE CAN SLATE SOMEONE WHO EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WITH CONFIDENCE LIKE CHLOE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TO YOU HATERS, JEALOUSY IS AN UGLY THING, WHEREAS CHLOE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. WTF?? says – reply to this


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    One of the worst dressed people in history is a fashion advisor?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  62. janebird says – reply to this


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    OMG look at her pose? She's trying so hard to be FASHION. Barf. This bitch takes herself and her style way too seriously. I hate these snooty ass hipster women that think fashion is so IMPORTANT.Bitch you are not Kate Moss. She looks stupid doing that intense "fashion" stare. She thinks she's the shit and such a style icon when she doesn't influence anybody. She just wears ugly shit and passes it off as high fashion. Anyone worshipping this bitches style are just as pretentious and lame as she is. Get over yourself Chloe!

  63. STANLEY T says – reply to this


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    FIRST SHE WRITES LIKE A DISLEXIC 3RD GRADER. SECOND I AM SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF HER POUTY MOPEY ASS FUCKING SMILE SHE-MAN!!!

  64. Just say no to nobodies! says – reply to this


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    Who is Chloe Sevigny? What is this hideous creature known for, other than always appearing in pix from nightclubs. Another person famous by hanging around the famous?

  65. abz says – reply to this


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    Apparently no one told the Brits she's always on the WORST DRESSED LIST!!!!!!!!!

  66. lovely_librarian says – reply to this


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    chloe is so hot and original… i love her! ps. big love is a great show!!!

  67. arepita says – reply to this


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    LOVE LOVE LOVE CHLOE!

  68. Litte Miss Neigh says – reply to this


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    She is always in the fashion rags. I'd like to see a layout of Chloe, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Maria Shriver all together in Vogue. They could do it around Kentucky Derby time!

  69. The truth is... says – reply to this


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    This has to be "someone's" kid. Cause she ain't even cute. Her clothes are ugly too.

  70. The truth is... says – reply to this


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    Honestly I've always wondered why she was even covered in the press. I've seen pictures of her out in public in clothes they called "bold and daring". I thought she looked ridiculous. And a Fashion Icon. Seriously???

  71. figgy says – reply to this


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    I *love* Chloe! She's a marvelous actress!!!

  72. i love perez says – reply to this


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    i remeber her shes like one of my favorite actresses next to rosario dawson she looks hot keep up the qood work perez love it

  73. jerseygirl says – reply to this


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    how does this "make sense" for someone homely who usually dresses like the homeless? i have seen numerous threads on this site bashing her bag lady outfit at some obscure D-list NYC hipster event. but all of sudden, it "makes sense" for homely-homeless to be the style advisor for elle.

  74. sharir says – reply to this


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    why is she so famous????does anyone out there know why she is so famous????What exactly does she do????????????and does anyone actually think she looks good????????

  75. robynnn says – reply to this


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    too bad most of Chloe's outfits look like SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  76. girl says – reply to this


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    LOVE her LOVE her LOVE hER!!!! sHE IS THE BEST ON bIG lOVE SHE IS A GREAT ACTRESS!!!!!!!

  77. Rainbowcat says – reply to this


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    Chloe is FIERCE! She takes major risks with her fashion style, and sometimes she's pretty far out there, but she is NEVER boring. This is a great gig for her, and I wish her lots of luck with it. As for Tara bartending . . . not so much. The goal of a bartender isn't to pass out before the guests do. And LiLo as a waxer? OWWWW! (And also EWWWW!)

  78. Lauren Conrad says – reply to this


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    hi everyone,
    love this site!!!
    about the outfit, its awful!!! so out of style.
    luv, xooxxo

  79. robin says – reply to this


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    In addition to this magazine cover, she has listed on her resume, "Dick Sucker."

  80. ParisHater says – reply to this


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    Sevigny has a face like a mule and she dresses like Bai Ling would if she could afford designer clothes. Not so much a fashion icon as a dick sucking train wreck.

  81. Va Jay Jay says – reply to this


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    She looks like Emily Blunt here!

  82. MOMMY says – reply to this


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    CANT STAND HER ACTING IN ANY MOVIE LIKE KIDS~ THAT MOVIE WAS GROSS AND SHE IS GROSS FOR STARRING IN IT . SHE LOOKS LIKE MAN AND PROBABLY HAS UNPROTECTED SEX FOR MONEY . SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER "PORN STAR" ON THE INTERNET DRINKING CUM FOR CASH

  83. fifi says – reply to this


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    The Emperor has no clothes! This chick is hideous & dresses horribly. I am sick of the media feeding us a different story. I for one am not blind or tasteless.

  84. emili says – reply to this


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    i always love her style .. she's quirky, cool, and stylish at the same time .. thumbs up for elle!

  85. Princess Kim says – reply to this


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    This chick is so manly. She dresses like crap, too. I have never found her sense of style to be aesthetically pleasing. She just wears weird, ugly shit. Why not make Bai Ling a fashion advisor? It would be the same thing.

  86. GOOD FOR ELLE! says – reply to this


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    Okay….all this coming from Americans…the same people who worship Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton as style icons? These two whoremasters couldn't be more FAKE if they tried. They're both products of Rachael Zoe's cuntbrain. How can you presume to know ANYTHING about fashion? You equate celebrity (popularit, beauty) with stylishness. You praise BEYONCE and KATIE HOLMES, OF ALL PEOPLE. YOU ARE LAME.
    And, I am glad that, despite being American, I have somehow risen above your celebrity-driven ignorance. Chloe IS an ICONOCLAST! She has the most individualistic and spontaneous style I've ever seen. She deserves to be the editor of Elle.

  87. Perez's arsehole says – reply to this


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    She is DAMN HOT, the best legs in the business and a fine cock sucker to boot.

  88. lucy bowels says – reply to this


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    Wait a minute! Since when is this fug bitch considered to be fashion-savvy? SHe always looks like shit and dresses like a bag lady!

  89. joeygupta says – reply to this


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    all these girls need to bleach their rectums to make them all look and taste anally delicious

  90. French Fry says – reply to this


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    i think she is so discusting. she has no style and her face makes me die a little inside, she sucks.. hard bitch

  91. roundthewaygirl says – reply to this


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    chloe's boyfriend cheats on her. jus' sayin' is all.

  92. sara says – reply to this


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    God shes the best style maven since Edie Sedjwick, finally a girl with a little flair

  93. flower says – reply to this


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    vajayjay waxer man thats funny!!!

  94. altair santo says – reply to this


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    Olá,

    Chloe, por favor veja meus, trabalhos em www.iqons.com/altair gostaria de poder ver um trabalho meu na ELLE. Obrigado e desejo muito sucesso você é mais do que os olhos podem ver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  95. Cloes mom says – reply to this


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    come on……this is really a man right. he/she is so butt ugly. I'd rather look at Rozannes ass.