Brazilliant Perez readers! You've spoken.

You've voted to kick Britney Spears into the proverbial Pit of Death. Your wish is our command, so click the button at the top of the site to banish Brit-Brit from the site. For one whole week, you can choose not to read about the custody battles, the ratty pink wigs, the paparazzi boyfriends, the gas station pit stops, and the reckless driving. If, by chance, you want to bring the crazy back, just click the button again, and Brit-Brit will be yours to behold again.

This is all brought to you by Meet the Spartans, in theaters Friday.