Too Much Information
Filed under: Margaret Cho
We love her, but….
Comedienne Margaret Cho just wrote this article all about her period. And she's not talking about punctuation!
She says:
"I am the worst when it comes to period stains. That is why I never move because my mattress is so so so so stained that whenever I change the sheets it just looks like a murder scene. I'm serious. Somebody should put crime scene 'do not cross' tape up. It's awful!
Every month my body completely purges everything it has been holding onto. My periods are heavy, long, arduous - old furniture and books and records come out. Gold coins and anchors and treasures and lace and shoes. It's like a big clearance sale. Everything must go! That is just the way that I am built. I am just puzzled at the idea of a pantyliner or a regular tampon. I need to stuff half an emergency room in there every 28 days or I am looking at dying everything I own black. (Here's a hot tip - if you stain something with your own blood, spit on the stain - your saliva has enzymes that will break it down.unfortunately it has to be your blood and your saliva - you can't do it for anyone else)."
Wow!
Why the fuck did you even post this shit?? How stupid…..
stupid gook.
GROSS
You don't know Perez! If you were a girl, you'd understand!
Good to know…thanks for the tip!
eww… !
that's disgusting! ewww perez
EWWWWWWWWWW
She is soooooo FUNNNNNNYY and REAL!
Well its true!
Eww… ! loves someone who's forward though.
um. wow. Perez- we could have done without this one. But I still love u.
just threw up
Rainbow Kisses Anyone?
is heath ledger really dead?
Ah, I hate when my saliva ineffectively breaks down the colour of my fag hag's menstrual blood. Thanks to Miss Cho, I now know why!
And Mar, Sweet Christ, you don't have to move to change your mattress!
there's medication for that y'know!
thats just gross yeah i understand when you get your peroid but not make a bottle haha
2nd & gross!!!
I LOVE Margret Cho!! She is awesome… and… even though it is kinda disgusting… that little tip about how your spit can help remove your blood stains…. good info!!!
She says shit that other people won't… I fucking love her for it! Thanks for posting
hahahah this is funny
haha now thats funny!
LOL
stupid yes, but i think its hilarious she can be so open about it….more power to her dammit
that is fucking funny
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3 haha
Wow that was def TMI…but hey its life
Seriously too much information. Good luck getting someone to sleep with her on that bed now.
um gross.
um gross.
okay wow. gross
Margaret is a funny lady!
ok… that was wayyyy TMI.
and she is disgusting. as a woman she should know better. have some pride.
and if u do make such a huge disaster on ur mattress, just use babywipes with liquid soap and scrub the sh!t out. then put it near a window where the sun shines to dry it out ughh. she is so gross!!!
heath ledger found dead in his apartment
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Ewwww Nasty way too much info!
That is so fucking disgusting
AWWWW 2
it's called a mattress protector!!! yuck.
hahaha…. my periods are long and heavy too, that sometimes I ask myself where does all of this comes from?? and I'm skinny, so I don't know….. but she's way over the top
Heath Ledger is DEAD??!?!?! I just saw it on the news… how come it hasnt hit here yet?? haha
I can vouch for the blood / saliva cleaning tip. Yep.
I wonder why she felt that was going to be funny? You're right, it was way too much!!
I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
is this even legal?..
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PEREZ..HEATH LEDGER DIED..WTF IS TAKING YOU SO LONG..
Just heard Heath Ledger died?
wowza!
WOW that was hella gross! nEVER KNEW THAT about spit. learn someTHING NEW EACH DAY ON PEREZ.
Umm, there is something VERY wrong with her "plumbing", she needs to go to a dr. asap, she is a real freak anyway, she's a real mess
Umm, there is something VERY wrong with her "plumbing", she needs to go to a dr. asap, she is a real freak anyway, she's a real mess
lmao,
uhm im speechless.
why would someone decide to make a long
ass speech about their period
beats me!
heath ledger is dead =(
Very funny! She's great! Smoking hot, smart and hilarious. What more can you ask from a woman?
I DIED!!!
Gross and disgusting! She should see her OB/GYN and go on the pill.
you should have included the beginning of that blog… the reason she wrote it. She felt bad Brit Brit had her period stained clothes pictures all over the internet.
lmaoooooo!
shes right about the spit tho….
lmaoooooo!
shes right about the spit tho….
She should get a "diva cup". Google it. Cannot say enough great things about using one. It will help keep her from having any embarrassments ever again!
HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD- possible suicide
She should see a doctor! Sounds like endometriosis to me.
Also, did she ever hear of a mattress cover?
are you serious?! what a nassty bitch!!
Margaret, I relate. My damn periods were like Niagara Falls. And the cramps were killer. Get checked for fibroids, sister. I feel for ya.
endometriosis - a trip to the gynecologist may be in order love
not one bit of that was funny…..
god, her poor housekeeper!!!!!
First off, if you have really fucking heavy periods, going on the pill will make your periods MUCH much lighter. And if she's staining her sheets so bad at night due to period leakage, she should really think about giving herself a "wedgie" with her pad while she sleeps. When I first started to get my period, the blood would leak down my asscrack (especially if I slept on my back) and get on the mattress. Even if you sleep on your side or any other way, blood leaks down your ass crack. I figured out that if I "wedge" the pad in between my legs, I got no more "leakage." I've been doing it ever since and have never had leakage on the mattress since then. I always wondered what other girls did to stop leakage at night, but I guess some girls just never figur eit out…
Margaret Cho is kind of pathetic.
Margaret Cho is kind of pathetic.
that….is…..DISGUSTING. Ew, gross. TMI!
Hilarious! She cracks me up! I didn't know that about blood. I've always used hydrogen peroxide.
hahahahahaha!
it's a woman thing
HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE HER!! NOW THAT'S STRAIGHT UP SHIT!
I'M A WOMAN AND I REGOGNIZE THIS STUFF, ALTHO I MUST SAY; I HAVE FEWER PROBLEMS WITH IT.. HAHAHAHA!
Her comedy sucks…her sitcom was torture…and wow a period bit…this chick can't possibly become more unfunny..can she?
That is freaking hilarious! I certainly do not have stains on my mattress, but I can see how it might happen. Too funny. I love her.
Chill out, QUEEN! If a guy talked about a bodily function with this detail, you'd say it was too little. Get a grip!
Chill out, QUEEN! If a guy talked about a bodily function with this detail, you'd say it was too little. Get a grip!
Chill out, QUEEN! If a guy talked about a bodily function with this detail, you'd say it was too little. Get a grip!