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We love her, but….

Comedienne Margaret Cho just wrote this article all about her period. And she's not talking about punctuation!

She says:

"I am the worst when it comes to period stains. That is why I never move because my mattress is so so so so stained that whenever I change the sheets it just looks like a murder scene. I'm serious. Somebody should put crime scene 'do not cross' tape up. It's awful!

Every month my body completely purges everything it has been holding onto. My periods are heavy, long, arduous - old furniture and books and records come out. Gold coins and anchors and treasures and lace and shoes. It's like a big clearance sale. Everything must go! That is just the way that I am built. I am just puzzled at the idea of a pantyliner or a regular tampon. I need to stuff half an emergency room in there every 28 days or I am looking at dying everything I own black. (Here's a hot tip - if you stain something with your own blood, spit on the stain - your saliva has enzymes that will break it down.unfortunately it has to be your blood and your saliva - you can't do it for anyone else)."

Wow!

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    1. CaseJ says – reply to this


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      Why the fuck did you even post this shit?? How stupid…..

    2. george jetson says – reply to this


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      stupid gook.

    3. Woody!!!! says – reply to this


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      GROSS

    4. MLE says – reply to this


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      You don't know Perez! If you were a girl, you'd understand!

    5. body fluid says – reply to this


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      Good to know…thanks for the tip!

    6. Yennifer says – reply to this


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      eww… !

    7. diana says – reply to this


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      that's disgusting! ewww perez

    8. KEKE says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWW

    9. Jason says – reply to this


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      She is soooooo FUNNNNNNYY and REAL!

    10. Margaret Cho says – reply to this


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      Well its true!

    11. Yennifer says – reply to this


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      Eww… ! loves someone who's forward though.

    12. pash says – reply to this


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      um. wow. Perez- we could have done without this one. But I still love u.

    13. P says – reply to this


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      just threw up

    14. TINA BRING ME THE AX! says – reply to this


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      Rainbow Kisses Anyone?

    15. VAL says – reply to this


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      is heath ledger really dead?

    16. Gee says – reply to this


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      Ah, I hate when my saliva ineffectively breaks down the colour of my fag hag's menstrual blood. Thanks to Miss Cho, I now know why!

      And Mar, Sweet Christ, you don't have to move to change your mattress!

    17. di says – reply to this


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      there's medication for that y'know!

    18. Fucking Nasty Ass says – reply to this


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      thats just gross yeah i understand when you get your peroid but not make a bottle haha

    19. Marion says – reply to this


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      2nd & gross!!!

    20. KML says – reply to this


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      I LOVE Margret Cho!! She is awesome… and… even though it is kinda disgusting… that little tip about how your spit can help remove your blood stains…. good info!!!

    21. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      She says shit that other people won't… I fucking love her for it! Thanks for posting

    22. lisa86 says – reply to this


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      hahahah this is funny

    23. natalie says – reply to this


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      haha now thats funny!

    24. Lance Bass Loves MUFF says – reply to this


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      LOL
      stupid yes, but i think its hilarious she can be so open about it….more power to her dammit

    25. Dee says – reply to this


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      that is fucking funny

    26. Margaret Cho says – reply to this


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      Re: ♥ â™  â„¢ – Boo How You Whore

    27. Beth says – reply to this


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      3 haha

    28. Niq says – reply to this


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      Wow that was def TMI…but hey its life

    29. Cari says – reply to this


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      Seriously too much information. Good luck getting someone to sleep with her on that bed now.

    30. Sarah says – reply to this


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      um gross.

    31. Sarah says – reply to this


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      um gross.

    32. alex says – reply to this


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      okay wow. gross

    33. Smith says – reply to this


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      Margaret is a funny lady!

    34. NYC says – reply to this


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      ok… that was wayyyy TMI.
      and she is disgusting. as a woman she should know better. have some pride.
      and if u do make such a huge disaster on ur mattress, just use babywipes with liquid soap and scrub the sh!t out. then put it near a window where the sun shines to dry it out ughh. she is so gross!!!

    35. fan says – reply to this


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      heath ledger found dead in his apartment

    36. Margaret Cho says – reply to this


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      Re: Gee – so who cares

    37. Aussiegurl says – reply to this


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      Ewwww Nasty way too much info!

    38. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      That is so fucking disgusting

    39. inerhead says – reply to this


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      AWWWW 2

    40. kiley says – reply to this


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      it's called a mattress protector!!! yuck.

    41. ceret says – reply to this


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      hahaha…. my periods are long and heavy too, that sometimes I ask myself where does all of this comes from?? and I'm skinny, so I don't know….. but she's way over the top

    42. Michelle M says – reply to this


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      Heath Ledger is DEAD??!?!?! I just saw it on the news… how come it hasnt hit here yet?? haha

    43. Leva Kommint says – reply to this


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      I can vouch for the blood / saliva cleaning tip. Yep.

    44. Heidi says – reply to this


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      I wonder why she felt that was going to be funny? You're right, it was way too much!!

    45. helen says – reply to this


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      I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

      is this even legal?..

    46. raven lenore says – reply to this


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      HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!

    47. dfgdfgdfgahhhhhh says – reply to this


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      PEREZ..HEATH LEDGER DIED..WTF IS TAKING YOU SO LONG..

    48. beachie says – reply to this


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      Just heard Heath Ledger died?

    49. Jessica says – reply to this


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      wowza!

    50. heyyakllk says – reply to this


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      WOW that was hella gross! nEVER KNEW THAT about spit. learn someTHING NEW EACH DAY ON PEREZ.

    51. Blood Clot says – reply to this


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      Umm, there is something VERY wrong with her "plumbing", she needs to go to a dr. asap, she is a real freak anyway, she's a real mess

    52. Blood Clot says – reply to this


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      Umm, there is something VERY wrong with her "plumbing", she needs to go to a dr. asap, she is a real freak anyway, she's a real mess

    53. D says – reply to this


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      lmao,
      uhm im speechless.
      why would someone decide to make a long
      ass speech about their period
      beats me!

    54. kelly says – reply to this


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      heath ledger is dead =(

    55. WillyG says – reply to this


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      Very funny! She's great! Smoking hot, smart and hilarious. What more can you ask from a woman?

    56. heath ledger says – reply to this


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      I DIED!!!

    57. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Gross and disgusting! She should see her OB/GYN and go on the pill.

    58. jen says – reply to this


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      you should have included the beginning of that blog… the reason she wrote it. She felt bad Brit Brit had her period stained clothes pictures all over the internet.

    59. cyn says – reply to this


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      lmaoooooo!
      shes right about the spit tho….

    60. cyn says – reply to this


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      lmaoooooo!
      shes right about the spit tho….

    61. mctwo says – reply to this


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      She should get a "diva cup". Google it. Cannot say enough great things about using one. It will help keep her from having any embarrassments ever again!

    62. HOLY SHIT says – reply to this


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      HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD- possible suicide

    63. diane says – reply to this


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      She should see a doctor! Sounds like endometriosis to me.

      Also, did she ever hear of a mattress cover?

    64. nchschic says – reply to this


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      are you serious?! what a nassty bitch!!

    65. epiphany* says – reply to this


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      Margaret, I relate. My damn periods were like Niagara Falls. And the cramps were killer. Get checked for fibroids, sister. I feel for ya.

    66. ROXY says – reply to this


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      endometriosis - a trip to the gynecologist may be in order love

    67. iliketurtles says – reply to this


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      not one bit of that was funny…..

    68. **P** says – reply to this


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      god, her poor housekeeper!!!!!

    69. Jenn says – reply to this


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      First off, if you have really fucking heavy periods, going on the pill will make your periods MUCH much lighter. And if she's staining her sheets so bad at night due to period leakage, she should really think about giving herself a "wedgie" with her pad while she sleeps. When I first started to get my period, the blood would leak down my asscrack (especially if I slept on my back) and get on the mattress. Even if you sleep on your side or any other way, blood leaks down your ass crack. I figured out that if I "wedge" the pad in between my legs, I got no more "leakage." I've been doing it ever since and have never had leakage on the mattress since then. I always wondered what other girls did to stop leakage at night, but I guess some girls just never figur eit out…

    70. AS says – reply to this


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      Margaret Cho is kind of pathetic.

    71. AS says – reply to this


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      Margaret Cho is kind of pathetic.

    72. Sofia says – reply to this


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      that….is…..DISGUSTING. Ew, gross. TMI!

    73. MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this


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      Hilarious! She cracks me up! I didn't know that about blood. I've always used hydrogen peroxide.

    74. ha to the ha says – reply to this


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      hahahahahaha!

      it's a woman thing

    75. mouse says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE HER!! NOW THAT'S STRAIGHT UP SHIT!
      I'M A WOMAN AND I REGOGNIZE THIS STUFF, ALTHO I MUST SAY; I HAVE FEWER PROBLEMS WITH IT.. HAHAHAHA!

    76. Debo says – reply to this


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      Her comedy sucks…her sitcom was torture…and wow a period bit…this chick can't possibly become more unfunny..can she?

    77. Awesome says – reply to this


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      That is freaking hilarious! I certainly do not have stains on my mattress, but I can see how it might happen. Too funny. I love her.

    78. Oh, PUH-leaazze! says – reply to this


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      Chill out, QUEEN! If a guy talked about a bodily function with this detail, you'd say it was too little. Get a grip! :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P
      Chill out, QUEEN! If a guy talked about a bodily function with this detail, you'd say it was too little. Get a grip! :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P
      Chill out, QUEEN! If a guy talked about a bodily function with this detail, you'd say it was too little. Get a grip! :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

    79. tasha says – reply to this


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      ok im seriously grossed out now.. noone needs to know that

    80. its me! you know who ;) says – reply to this


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      wow!….(no comment)

    81. unbigot says – reply to this


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      Re: george jetson –
      You are a racist asshole.

    82. monica says – reply to this


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      lol… right on… i can totally identify… and i am sooo gonna try spit next time!!! fuckin love her

    83. angel hair says – reply to this


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      so useful. thanks! haa

    84. stacey says – reply to this


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      I just saw her comedy show in Houston. She was trying out new material for her upcoming tour. She said this clip word fro word in her show, and believe me: It was hilarious in person. A bit vulgar though on the internet. Wait until you hear her new song all about licking her pussy!

    85. mary says – reply to this


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      i praise that woman for her openness (spelling??)! if men say shit about this they're dumb, because they don't understand BUT if women think this is disgusting….you're an idiot!

    86. Becca says – reply to this


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      Haha She speaks so much sense!! :~P

      She's great!!

    87. d says – reply to this


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      so?

    88. Netjryt says – reply to this


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      Hilarious! I wonder if the spit thing is true???

    89. PF says – reply to this


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      Can we please stop talking about this?

      Periods are sooo personal and should stay that way.
      It's not a casual conversation…unless you're dracula or Marilyn Manson.

    90. richard03 says – reply to this


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      LOL!!! me too!!!

    91. Desiree says – reply to this


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      Its called using a PAD AND A TAMPON AT THE SAME TIME , and maybe she wouldnt have that fucking problem! Ovbisouly something is wrong with her if she is bleeding that fucking bad! good lord woman!

    92. nathalie says – reply to this


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      maybe she should put a towel under her as she sleeps that time of the month lololol cold water on the stain right away also helps girls! =]

    93. JayJay says – reply to this


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      Hahahhahaahahahhahahha! thats funny!

    94. Aunt Flow says – reply to this


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      People get so bent out of shape over discussions of periods. I can tell you tales that will bend your bones! Hospital pads with belts at night time or wake up to a scene from a massacre. Blood in the shower drain to rival Psycho. Going through a box of pads and tampons a day. Clots the size of your palm. THANK GOD FOR HYSTERECTOMIES!!!!

    95. Sasarai says – reply to this


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      I adore her, this is funny.

    96. Ewwwww, Yuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk says – reply to this


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      Hahahhahhahhahahhahahha, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk, hahahhahahhahahhahhaha
      I don't think a word of it is true tho (well all women have had a period leak scare and we get creative immediately). Comedians will say the worst shit they can think of it to get your attention. Well you got the job done, Ms Cho!

    97. OPRAH says – reply to this


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      NASTY ASIAN CUNT!
      NASTY ASIAN CUNT!
      NASTY ASIAN CUNT!
      SOMEBODY BITCH SLAP THIS UGLY ASS ASIAN WHORE!!!!! THIS FAT ASS ASIAN NEEDS TO WORRY MORE ABOUT A DIET THEN HER PERIOD!!!!!!!

    98. downslide says – reply to this


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      A hint for Ms. Cho: You can also remove blood with hydrogen peroxide. Old blood, new blood, any blood at all…and no spitting required. It's what they use for doctors' scrubs and whatnot.

    99. toots says – reply to this


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      IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT "AUNT FLO"!!!! Hysterical and TRUE!!!

    100. rogue says – reply to this


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      please..go away…you are disgusting…too much time on your hands. I used to think you were funny..

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