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Don't they look like cartoons???
Dita Von Teese,Claudia Schiffer and Alien Spice attended the Roland Mouret Fashion show in Paris on Wednesday.
They all wore sunglasses because they were in mourning for Heath Ledger they thought they'd look cool.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm




Claudia Schiffer is a goddamn giant.
And Dita looks lovely as always.
PEREZ FOR PREZ!
third!
ooooooooooo……Alien Spice be fuuuuugly!!
I do heart Dita although…….without makeup……..not so much :s
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH DITA'S HOOVES?
nice toch on the whole alein spice and well the suglasses are alll just sorta weird **coming from the girl who wore all black today for him**
ewww
almost first?
dita always looks good
Why make a snarky comment about Heath's death?? You were acting like it was tragic, now I guess your ADD kicked in and its a joke. You are really fucking rude, you fat tard.
My most life-like creations yet!
they look a bit weird or is it fashion?
"Mourning for Heath Ledger." Yeah. Tactful. One can always rely on Perez Hilton to show some fucking restraint. Douche.
HAHAHA! so weird looking women!
RUDE!!! Why even bother putting in the Heath Ledger comment & crossing over it?? I check this site out daily….but I don't know if I want to support a site that uses someones death as an opportunity to poke jokes. It's fun to hear gossip, but not like this
( Perez: please stop so I can continue to read your gossip without feeling like a piece of shit for supporting it when it does shit like this!
Fantastic!
first? who cares claudia and posh look fucking gross.
FIRST!!
Love the different colors….not on the clothes…..on the bodies!
What is the matter with Claudia….she is standing like a "nerd!"
Boy do they need a life.
RIDICULOUS
fuck off perez
seriously when are you going to realize that your not funny
HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR HEATH
YOURE THE ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE DIED
Ditta - Flawless
Claudia - Chic, Gorgeous
ViccyB - Orange mess
wow perez, a little heartless with the ledger remark… too soon
Haa hhaaa ha love "Alien Spice" with her very FAKE looking purse, tan, and fur. Perfect name for Mrs. VB.
Wear sunglasses indoor !! Why is everyone hidding their beautiful eyes behind such hidious glasses. They look like the bug a squished with my shoe last night. It maybe a trend but it looks stupid. I hope they all start finding some more flattering eye wear or at least wear them out doors when they are really needed.
Re: KimberlyAnn –
i coudnt agree with you more!
Hahaha Skank Spice.
first!!!
that little cross out about heath was uncalled for.
Collectibles!
"THE PLASTICS"
I hate that spice bitch ! OMFG
But on the other hand, I love dita, fucking sexy !!
R.I.P Heath! xxxxxxxxxx
wow
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I think my grandmother has those same sunglasses Dita…C'mon now!
They look good for Paris fashion week..except for Claudia. Her outfit is mismatched.
LOOOOOVE
third?
The Stepford Wives should know how pretentious it looks to wear sunglasses inside!
how white is dita?
we are not alone……
perez is a fat pig!
są tak piękne jak nic na tym świecie ;O)
how cool are you if everybody is doing it?
dont joke about death!
Freakishly tall blonde but at least she is smiling
already making highlight of heath
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
you sit there and pretend like you actually care!
love them all.
the guy in the back on the left looks like Heath…
have a little class for once perez
look at the state of old spice' spray on tan… patchy on the feet and LOOK AT HER HANDS!! did she wear gloves when she applied?? claudia still looks amazing.
PEREZ YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR A PERSON WHO JUST DIED!
YOU SHOULD DIE FUCKING BASTARD!
Sticky Vicky DOES look good. But then again, she always does.
Dita-The hottie………..Posh-the nottie
they all look FAAAABULOUS!
Claudia Schiffer looks like such an odd ball here !!! lol she is trying way too hard !! I thought she was a model ?? she looks pretty akward
I think it's funny that the *real* model of the group is the only one smiling. (Not that Dita doesn't look stunning).
Keep that "fierce" face, Posh. Smiling causes wrinkles.
I thought they where wax figuring.
So what if he makes fun of another spoiled, I cant handle my charmed life with out drugs and died to early movie star. Maybe we should all be pointing and laughing, maybe it will make the next young star think before snorting!!
fabulous. simply fabulous.
They literally look like freaks in some kind of killer robot movie or something! Seriously, this is all kinds of wrong. They look anything but cool…
lmao
heeey alien spice!! u got too tan XD
n u have a skinny kegs!! eee..
but claudia & dita loos gorgeous!
I think they look fuckin' amazing. YAY.
I know everyone puts Dita Von Teese on a pedastal…..but homegirl needs some sun STAT!!! she looks like a corpse. This whole pale white skin, tight as ever corsette, Red lips thing needs to stop NOW!!!! ♥
please someone agree with me that victoria beckham is a shiteous piece of fakeness, omg
"They all wore sunglasses because they were in mourning for Heath Ledger"
…
You suck.
WHY make a comment about Heath Ledger????!!! This is just BULLSHIT!!!!!!
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PHOTO!!!
I swear, VB is stealing Karl Lagerfelds's legendary poses! And she looks riduculous doing it!
good god those are some ugly women, and even more hideous outfits!! someone help them!!
are these women or aliens? wtf, is this what passes as Beautiful these days? white women are ugly.
Perez you're great!!!!!!!
they really look like cartoons!
they're ridiculous
Kermit, Big Bird and Oscar the grouch! I didn't know the Muppets were back.
please don't make jokes referencing to heath ledgers death, very disrespectful
you're sick perez. fucking sick
okay, claudia schiffer's arms look as long as monkey arms. she needs to eat a ham sandwich…..with mayo.
say what you want but the alien knows how to accessorize- love the louboutins annnnnd the ostrich BIRKIN (which is absolutely real #25)
Okay. Here is my problem. We all need a little stupid mindless celebrity gossip at the end of a stressful day at the office. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with finding out what weird thing Britney is doing or what Victoria Beckham is wearing today. Whatever. But here is where you have crossed the line:
You take something so tragic and private–Heath Ledger's death–and you make a mockery out of it. I'm not saying we should put celebrities on a pedastal and act like their death is any more tragic then, say, our own grandparent or friend. I'm just saying that I think it's tactless-to say the very least-that you would exploit his death as some sort of joke (which I can tell you did not go over well–much like a lot of your tasteless jokes).
FIRST!!!
I guess I come from the era of REAL beautiful women like Heather Locklear, Christie Brinkley and many others. The fact that THESE women are the epitome of beauty really disgusts me.
- Dita is nothing but a high-paid stripper who looks like she was caught in 1948
- Claudia has buck teeth and is an amazon and I thought was NEVER attractive
- Victoria Beckham - that woman is just butt ugly
Our standards for beauty are really, really getting low
I think that Spice bitch is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. She looks like a real cunt too. Beckham is hot except for that ant-eater between his legs. Gross.
that comment about Heath was in poor taste and really ignorant.
they all wore sunglasses because… anyone who sits front row at a fashion show knows the only way they can look up to actually see the clothing they might want to purchase for themselves is by wearing sunglasses because the lighting is super bright (and hot) to draw all the attention to the runway… not totally neccessary for photos but it's very common not that big of a deal…
Perez, although i do love you, you shouldn't make a joke about Heath Ledger's death. And don't be putting Vicky B down. She rocks
The Heath comment was hilarious! I say we all eat a Heath bar tonight in remembrance of him!
the one who's needing desperately to have a whole vacation in Caribe looks like the Adam's family mother lol..
she's weird, looks like a ghost to me!!
Victoria looks fantastic, love that girl!
Mario,
I am asking you from the bottom of my heart to please not make inappropriate comments about Heath's passing. His family, friends, and co-workers are in deep mourning, and while at times we all need a little humour and poking fun to keep us smiling, this is simply not appropriate. Mr. Ledger was one of the few people in Hollywood that had real, significant talent and never purposely threw himself into the limelight. Please do not make a mockery of him. Have some respect for his family and daughter, please.
Thank you.
Perez…..stop hating on posh. shes more fab than you could ever be.
SHAME ON YOU PEREZ ………. THAT IS TOTALLY POOR TASTE!
Dita Von Teese looks like Morticia Addams….
why do you have to be such an ass making a comment like that about Heath! You should be ashamed.
What is the deal with Claudia? The only real model of the bunch and she's posing like a dorky teenager. WTF?
Dita, cool and classy. Put together as always.
Old Spice. Why can't she just go away? Can't. Stand. Her.
thats disgusting perez. he died. and left behind a 2 year old daughter. dont make jokes about it. its tragic. have a heart
your heath ledger joke was the last straw for me. you've become increasingly tasteless and out of line. you contribute nothing to society, and the world would be a better place if it were in fact you who died. go fuck yourself.
OK Perez, I love you website-I love reading people get all frustraded with you–I always wonder why they read the website if they hate it? Food for thought. However, you did not have to put that they were mourning the loss of Heath Ledger and then cross it out. That really was not funny. I love that you push the limits–but–that was tacky.
Dita looks like some sort of really pale Flight Attendant. Claudia looks like the Jumbo version of Anorexic Barbie. And if anyone can figure out what Victoria is thinking let me know!! Weirdo~
Claudia Schiffer looks cool.
claudia looks awful, way,way 2 skinney! dita looks beautiful, as usual. And victoria looks exactly the same as always!
Love it. Dita looks fat, old, and stumpy next to the other women. I never understood what people saw in Miss Von Teese. I suppose some like the pale, headmistress look.
Claudia looks like a model. And Vicky looks like Vicky.
I can't believe you're saying your beloved Dita looks like a cartoon. Has she fallen from your good graces?
the only one that looks fake is VB. why does she always pose with her foot out in front of her? is she deformed? or is she just trying to hard? she might as well not even be in this picture—-she doesn't even compare to the beauty of Claudi and Dita!