The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe

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Don't they look like cartoons???

Dita Von Teese,Claudia Schiffer and Alien Spice attended the Roland Mouret Fashion show in Paris on Wednesday.

They all wore sunglasses because ~~they were in mourning for Heath Ledger~~ they thought they'd look cool.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm / Email this »

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Ruby says – reply to this

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Claudia Schiffer is a goddamn giant.
And Dita looks lovely as always.
Fa'Sho says – reply to this

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PEREZ FOR PREZ!
sandi says – reply to this

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third!
Danni says – reply to this

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ooooooooooo……Alien Spice be fuuuuugly!!

I do heart Dita although…….without makeup……..not so much :s
fake bitches says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH DITA'S HOOVES?
numero uno says – reply to this

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nice toch on the whole alein spice and well the suglasses are alll just sorta weird **coming from the girl who wore all black today for him**
rigoNINJA says – reply to this

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ewww
kwitchabitchin says – reply to this

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almost first?
me says – reply to this

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dita always looks good
KimberlyAnn says – reply to this

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Why make a snarky comment about Heath's death?? You were acting like it was tragic, now I guess your ADD kicked in and its a joke. You are really fucking rude, you fat tard.
Madam Tussaud says – reply to this

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My most life-like creations yet!
reb says – reply to this

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they look a bit weird or is it fashion?
Erin says – reply to this

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"Mourning for Heath Ledger." Yeah. Tactful. One can always rely on Perez Hilton to show some fucking restraint. Douche.
CANADIAN says – reply to this

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HAHAHA! so weird looking women!
JPARK says – reply to this

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RUDE!!! Why even bother putting in the Heath Ledger comment & crossing over it?? I check this site out daily….but I don't know if I want to support a site that uses someones death as an opportunity to poke jokes. It's fun to hear gossip, but not like this ( Perez: please stop so I can continue to read your gossip without feeling like a piece of shit for supporting it when it does shit like this!
Theresa says – reply to this

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Fantastic!
iman says – reply to this

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first? who cares claudia and posh look fucking gross.
Jules says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
Mystic says – reply to this

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Love the different colors….not on the clothes…..on the bodies!
What is the matter with Claudia….she is standing like a "nerd!"
Boy do they need a life.
WHOT says – reply to this

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RIDICULOUS
mel says – reply to this

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fuck off perez

seriously when are you going to realize that your not funny

HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR HEATH

YOURE THE ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE DIED
iloveperez says – reply to this

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Ditta - Flawless
Claudia - Chic, Gorgeous
ViccyB - Orange mess
ohno says – reply to this

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wow perez, a little heartless with the ledger remark… too soon
Tree says – reply to this

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Haa hhaaa ha love "Alien Spice" with her very FAKE looking purse, tan, and fur. Perfect name for Mrs. VB.
What the heck are they thinking? says – reply to this

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Wear sunglasses indoor !! Why is everyone hidding their beautiful eyes behind such hidious glasses. They look like the bug a squished with my shoe last night. It maybe a trend but it looks stupid. I hope they all start finding some more flattering eye wear or at least wear them out doors when they are really needed.
iman says – reply to this

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Re: KimberlyAnn –

i coudnt agree with you more!
Memo says – reply to this

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Hahaha Skank Spice.
hahagotcha says – reply to this

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first!!!
ripheath says – reply to this

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that little cross out about heath was uncalled for.
svsdfkjh says – reply to this

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Collectibles!
Maria says – reply to this

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"THE PLASTICS"
Melodrama says – reply to this

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I hate that spice bitch ! OMFG
But on the other hand, I love dita, fucking sexy !!
Sarah says – reply to this

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R.I.P Heath! xxxxxxxxxx
danielle says – reply to this

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wow
Hannah says – reply to this

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i
Michelle says – reply to this

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I think my grandmother has those same sunglasses Dita…C'mon now!
Sasha says – reply to this

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They look good for Paris fashion week..except for Claudia. Her outfit is mismatched.
caroline says – reply to this

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LOOOOOVE
mandy says – reply to this

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third?
Sara Bee! says – reply to this

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The Stepford Wives should know how pretentious it looks to wear sunglasses inside!
christa says – reply to this

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how white is dita?
chubbers says – reply to this

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we are not alone……
denkenney@gmail.comdkny says – reply to this

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perez is a fat pig!
viki658 says – reply to this

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są tak piękne jak nic na tym świecie ;O)
sara says – reply to this

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how cool are you if everybody is doing it?
xara says – reply to this

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dont joke about death!
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Freakishly tall blonde but at least she is smiling
harry says – reply to this

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already making highlight of heath
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
you sit there and pretend like you actually care!
Emily says – reply to this

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love them all.

the guy in the back on the left looks like Heath…
urgh says – reply to this

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have a little class for once perez
*LT* says – reply to this

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look at the state of old spice' spray on tan… patchy on the feet and LOOK AT HER HANDS!! did she wear gloves when she applied?? claudia still looks amazing.
Mali says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR A PERSON WHO JUST DIED!
YOU SHOULD DIE FUCKING BASTARD!
Linn says – reply to this

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Sticky Vicky DOES look good. But then again, she always does.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Dita-The hottie………..Posh-the nottie
nathalie says – reply to this

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they all look FAAAABULOUS!
Obsessed says – reply to this

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Claudia Schiffer looks like such an odd ball here !!! lol she is trying way too hard !! I thought she was a model ?? she looks pretty akward
ManaPonj says – reply to this

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I think it's funny that the *real* model of the group is the only one smiling. (Not that Dita doesn't look stunning).

Keep that "fierce" face, Posh. Smiling causes wrinkles.
vita says – reply to this

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I thought they where wax figuring.
binny says – reply to this

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So what if he makes fun of another spoiled, I cant handle my charmed life with out drugs and died to early movie star. Maybe we should all be pointing and laughing, maybe it will make the next young star think before snorting!!
mike says – reply to this

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fabulous. simply fabulous.
bai says – reply to this

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They literally look like freaks in some kind of killer robot movie or something! Seriously, this is all kinds of wrong. They look anything but cool…
jake says – reply to this

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lmao
heeey alien spice!! u got too tan XD
n u have a skinny kegs!! eee..
but claudia & dita loos gorgeous!
Neepur says – reply to this

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I think they look fuckin' amazing. YAY.
k.c. says – reply to this

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I know everyone puts Dita Von Teese on a pedastal…..but homegirl needs some sun STAT!!! she looks like a corpse. This whole pale white skin, tight as ever corsette, Red lips thing needs to stop NOW!!!! ♥
elease says – reply to this

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please someone agree with me that victoria beckham is a shiteous piece of fakeness, omg
Just me. says – reply to this

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"They all wore sunglasses because they were in mourning for Heath Ledger"

…
You suck.
MB says – reply to this

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WHY make a comment about Heath Ledger????!!! This is just BULLSHIT!!!!!!
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PHOTO!!!
LeeLee says – reply to this

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I swear, VB is stealing Karl Lagerfelds's legendary poses! And she looks riduculous doing it!
auds says – reply to this

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good god those are some ugly women, and even more hideous outfits!! someone help them!!
wake up america says – reply to this

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are these women or aliens? wtf, is this what passes as Beautiful these days? white women are ugly.
cius says – reply to this

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Perez you're great!!!!!!!
they really look like cartoons!
they're ridiculous
T says – reply to this

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Kermit, Big Bird and Oscar the grouch! I didn't know the Muppets were back.
Sarah says – reply to this

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please don't make jokes referencing to heath ledgers death, very disrespectful
MEGAN says – reply to this

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you're sick perez. fucking sick
badjuju says – reply to this

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okay, claudia schiffer's arms look as long as monkey arms. she needs to eat a ham sandwich…..with mayo.
true buuuuuut.... says – reply to this

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say what you want but the alien knows how to accessorize- love the louboutins annnnnd the ostrich BIRKIN (which is absolutely real #25)
Laura says – reply to this

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Okay. Here is my problem. We all need a little stupid mindless celebrity gossip at the end of a stressful day at the office. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with finding out what weird thing Britney is doing or what Victoria Beckham is wearing today. Whatever. But here is where you have crossed the line:
You take something so tragic and private–Heath Ledger's death–and you make a mockery out of it. I'm not saying we should put celebrities on a pedastal and act like their death is any more tragic then, say, our own grandparent or friend. I'm just saying that I think it's tactless-to say the very least-that you would exploit his death as some sort of joke (which I can tell you did not go over well–much like a lot of your tasteless jokes).
first says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
yuck says – reply to this

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I guess I come from the era of REAL beautiful women like Heather Locklear, Christie Brinkley and many others. The fact that THESE women are the epitome of beauty really disgusts me.
- Dita is nothing but a high-paid stripper who looks like she was caught in 1948
- Claudia has buck teeth and is an amazon and I thought was NEVER attractive
- Victoria Beckham - that woman is just butt ugly

Our standards for beauty are really, really getting low
Ron says – reply to this

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I think that Spice bitch is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. She looks like a real cunt too. Beckham is hot except for that ant-eater between his legs. Gross.
raelene says – reply to this

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that comment about Heath was in poor taste and really ignorant.
fyi... says – reply to this

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they all wore sunglasses because… anyone who sits front row at a fashion show knows the only way they can look up to actually see the clothing they might want to purchase for themselves is by wearing sunglasses because the lighting is super bright (and hot) to draw all the attention to the runway… not totally neccessary for photos but it's very common not that big of a deal…
Panda says – reply to this

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Perez, although i do love you, you shouldn't make a joke about Heath Ledger's death. And don't be putting Vicky B down. She rocks
pucky says – reply to this

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The Heath comment was hilarious! I say we all eat a Heath bar tonight in remembrance of him!
LoLLie says – reply to this

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the one who's needing desperately to have a whole vacation in Caribe looks like the Adam's family mother lol..
she's weird, looks like a ghost to me!!

Victoria looks fantastic, love that girl!
M. says – reply to this

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Mario,

I am asking you from the bottom of my heart to please not make inappropriate comments about Heath's passing. His family, friends, and co-workers are in deep mourning, and while at times we all need a little humour and poking fun to keep us smiling, this is simply not appropriate. Mr. Ledger was one of the few people in Hollywood that had real, significant talent and never purposely threw himself into the limelight. Please do not make a mockery of him. Have some respect for his family and daughter, please.
Thank you.
Nicole Bitchie says – reply to this

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Perez…..stop hating on posh. shes more fab than you could ever be.
POOR TASTE!!! says – reply to this

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SHAME ON YOU PEREZ ………. THAT IS TOTALLY POOR TASTE!
Samantha says – reply to this

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Dita Von Teese looks like Morticia Addams….
torontogurl says – reply to this

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why do you have to be such an ass making a comment like that about Heath! You should be ashamed.
WTF? says – reply to this

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What is the deal with Claudia? The only real model of the bunch and she's posing like a dorky teenager. WTF?

Dita, cool and classy. Put together as always.

Old Spice. Why can't she just go away? Can't. Stand. Her.
saraheg says – reply to this

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thats disgusting perez. he died. and left behind a 2 year old daughter. dont make jokes about it. its tragic. have a heart
m says – reply to this

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your heath ledger joke was the last straw for me. you've become increasingly tasteless and out of line. you contribute nothing to society, and the world would be a better place if it were in fact you who died. go fuck yourself.
NODAK says – reply to this

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OK Perez, I love you website-I love reading people get all frustraded with you–I always wonder why they read the website if they hate it? Food for thought. However, you did not have to put that they were mourning the loss of Heath Ledger and then cross it out. That really was not funny. I love that you push the limits–but–that was tacky.
adrienne says – reply to this

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Dita looks like some sort of really pale Flight Attendant. Claudia looks like the Jumbo version of Anorexic Barbie. And if anyone can figure out what Victoria is thinking let me know!! Weirdo~
elsa says – reply to this

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Claudia Schiffer looks cool.
mimi in mo says – reply to this

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claudia looks awful, way,way 2 skinney! dita looks beautiful, as usual. And victoria looks exactly the same as always!
Haha says – reply to this

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Love it. Dita looks fat, old, and stumpy next to the other women. I never understood what people saw in Miss Von Teese. I suppose some like the pale, headmistress look.

Claudia looks like a model. And Vicky looks like Vicky.
kathyc says – reply to this

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I can't believe you're saying your beloved Dita looks like a cartoon. Has she fallen from your good graces?
SICK OF THE BECKHAMS!! says – reply to this

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the only one that looks fake is VB. why does she always pose with her foot out in front of her? is she deformed? or is she just trying to hard? she might as well not even be in this picture—-she doesn't even compare to the beauty of Claudi and Dita!