Long Dong Wants U!
Filed under: Reality Television > Diddy > VH1
Oprah is gonna be pissed!
After finding his latest assistant on her TV show, it seems like things haven't worked out and Sean John is looking for a new P.A.
And, cuz this is Making the Band Dude, he's videotaping his search for an Apprentice like show on Vh1.
Note to Diddy: The Apprentice's ratings are tanking!
If you wanna be Long Dong's assistant, click here to apply.
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
Posted: January 24, 2008 at 10:42 am
first??
hey
first
wonder what he pays…
This guys NUTTTTTS!!!
yuckkk pdiddy, puffy, whatverrrr
FIRST BITCH!
he makes me sick…hes so 4 himself….what happened 2 the 1st band….i seen Babs broke ass down brooklyn…smh….SEAN COMBS SUX BALLS ALLDAY!
I hear he's really mean.
I guess he has too much $$$
crap crap crap
Hi
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go now say something
1st??
why does anyone watch his idiot "making of" shows anyway. He can't 'make' a decent "band" save his damn life. I'm calling him Pee-Doody
first bitch
I'd like to hire him as my personal valet. Used to be known as hourse butlers. He can stand out on my lawn in a jockey outfit and hold a lantern.
Can this man physically close his mouth? It's always propped open like Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child. So fucking gross!
Re: OhSoFaBuLoUs – I don't remember which band was first.
was it O-TOWN? or was it EDENS CRUSH??? What ever happened to Edens crush???
Whatever happened to that crappy "band" he put together…Danity Kane. Did they ever even release a CD?
yuck!
Re: ???? – O-TOWN was first and then EDEN'S CRUSH. Both bombed. But….Nicole Scherzinger was in EDEN'S CRUSH. Worthless trivia.
second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does he have a long schlong ? why call him long dong ? I call myself Richard Large when I am onstage entertaining the ladies.
So what's your name?
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duk.
I bet all the boys chase you
plenty in the school, huh?
Nobody's caught me yet.
i love sean john,puffy,diddy,p diddy puff daddy!! lol
i rekon he shud change hes name to MUFF DADDY…
bahahaha
yayayayayayayayaya
Nobody good want to work for Mr. C. He is cheap, doesnt pay and is a spoiled brat. The last assistant from Oprah quit after a couple of weeks…. so much for the big unvailing OW.
Mr. John changes assistants every week. This is going to be a short show for a short sighted "King". The Emporer Has No Clothes…. maybe that will be his next ABC after school special. Lookin forward to the trailer on you tube.
good for her, she probably didn't kiss his butt. i know i would NEVER go get him cheesecake, hold an umbrella, and cover for him.
fucking joke.
I saw the ad for this job on Craig's List a few days ago.
He sure does need an assistant..Holding that toothbrush to descum THOSE teeth must be a hard job all alone! There's four kinds of teeth-
1.small
2. medium
3. large
4. the carly simon's
He definetly has the carly's!
Im gonna super glue those damn lips shut for once!!!
uhm, you have to be black to be a black's assistant. It's the cocoon law (you know, stuttering black guy…)
why is oprah gonna be pissed ?
Please send the updates to perezhilton@mailinator.com. I am going to log off now to try to reset the parameters.
It seems like my emails to the webmaster get redirected to the comments area.
Someone is hacking this site.
Not Again
Anyways I try the webmaster.
To kiss his ass and be his gopher. I'm sure he'll have people on the Apprentice completely humiliate themselves…b/c that's what you have to do to be his asst. Loser. Nobody cares about him anymore.
Not this shit again.
MTV already did this about 4 years ago with Andy Dick…it was called "The Assistant".
And why can't a grown man take care of his OWN SHIT without hiring a slave?? Most of us don't have SLAVES.
scott mills on radio one featured this about a year ago, Laura applied and got through to the semi finals!! its on youtube
shows how retarded "black" people are……. to taste!! whatever.
meow
His name is Sean Combs. Sean John is his clothing line.
I want to hire him as my house maid. I would love to break that ego. I'll put him out front as a lawn jockey holding a lantern.
Don't you think that you should call him "medium dong"?
I've never had the feeling that he has a big one.
Do you have firsthand info????? lol
I saw the job ad on Monster. The list of requirements is very, very long….
i would rather hang myself with barbed wire or swallow rusty nails than work with this piece of garbage, he truly is a horrible human being who could do no more for this earth than kill himself. just ask anyone ever signed to his label or that has worked with him, or better yet ask kim porter…
They'd have to pay me a million + bucks to be a celeb's bitch. Hell, if I want to get treated like shit then that's what they would have to pay me. Most of them suck.
Imagine working for that egotistical no talent prick! Shovelling shit would be a much nicer option
Man Diddy whyy?
You already have soo much money and sucessful busniesses!
Dont have some random show..they always tank in the end, or ppl just make fun of them. I know he must have better ideas then thisss
if Biggie was alive today he would knock out this fucker for being a sellout!!!
he is hot!
recently i saw his profile on interracial romancing.com..is he dating someone there? or he just did it for fun?
bahhh perez, that goss was on 101.9 the fox in ausustralia over a week ago, i thin k you need better contacts lol
If "Diddy" can conduct a national search and videotape it blah-blah-blah, who's doing the IMPORTANT work of being Diddy's assitant while all this is going on?
It's all BS.
I'm thinking of applying because I would like to see up close how someone who seems to be only moderately talented at best (did you see his Princess Diana gig?) can be in the position he seemingly occupies.
Dr. Doug
WHY IS EVERYTING SOMEONE DOES HAS TO BECOME A FUC*** REALITY SHOW??!!!! MAKE $ MAKE $
THIS GUY IS A LOW LIFE, MISOGYNISTIC, RASICT,CREEP WHO'S EGO IS SO OVERBLOWN THAT HE THINKS HE IS AMAZING.I LIVE IN NYC AND SEE HIM OUT AND KNOW HIS SECURITY, HE IS A DOG, AND HAS WOMEN ALL OVER THE CITY, WHOM HE LIES TO.HE HAS NO CLASS, NEVER SEEMS TO PHYSICALLY KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT…NICE TOOTHPICK, DIDDY…SOMEHOW, HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT MONEY DOES NOT BUY STYLE, AND AGAIN, CLASS.SOMEONE SHOULD SHOOT HIM JUST LIKE BIGGIE, AND KIM PORTER SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF FOR SELLING OUT FOR A MAN THAT CHEATS ON HER ALL THE TIME.FUCK YOU DIDDY!
I would that he changes his name when he starts to lose popularity. Hey, he has to keep his name out there. HAHA LAME!!!!
I couldn't have said it better. Hell Yeah!
He's trifling. He changes his mind at the last minute, and then wonders why the fuck things don't happen as quickly as he would like. He'll change a large food order at the last minute and then bitch like a bitch three minutes later when it's not ready. He's a stupid fuck, I don't care how much money he has, he has no real common sense and is full of shit.
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