Quit This Shit

1/24/2008 3:14 AM ET | Filed under: Diddy

Diddy is changing his name yet again!

The artist formerly known as [fill in your favorite] now wants to be known by the name of his clothing company.

"I have always evolved and taken a different name," he says. "Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am right now.”

Soooo stupid.

We'll just call him Long Dong!

Update:

"Recent reports of a name change are totally false, he is still Diddy. He is currently in "Sean John" mode as the upcoming Sean John fashion show is scheduled for February 8th in New York," states a spokesperson for Sean Combs.

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173 comments to “Quit This Shit”

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Hilzy says – reply to this

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first
Angry Black Man says – reply to this

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FIRST…and embarrassed to say…but why can't he just be content with ASSHOLE?
Hilzy says – reply to this

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FIRST!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I WANT TO BE A LEPRECAUN
PEREZeatsSHIT says – reply to this

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EAT SHIT AND DIE FAT PEZ!!! YOU MORBIDLY OBESE CLOWN!!
mj says – reply to this

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what a douche bag…. FIRST
jazzy gizz says – reply to this

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ohhhh geeeeez!!! HEY PEREZ! WHEN ARE U GONNA CHANGE UR NAME????!!!
Patty says – reply to this

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First !!! Fuck Diddy
alex says – reply to this

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It won't last long. Within another 2 years it will be something else
lizzie says – reply to this

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mm. long dong.
coco says – reply to this

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What a waste..
ms tiki girl says – reply to this

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long dong!
lol!!!
PEREZsucksSHIT says – reply to this

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FAT PEZ IS A MORBIDLY OBESE UGLY ASS STUPID SHIT EATING GAY CLOWN!
JAZZY GIZZ says – reply to this

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Re: PEREZeatsSHIT – Re: jimmyjazz –

QUIT HATE'N!!! U LOVE HIM!
john says – reply to this

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I'll just continue to call him douche. Fits perfectly.
stick with it says – reply to this

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COMPLETELY AGREE. JUST STICK TO SEAN JOHN. SERIOUSLY.
Gabby says – reply to this

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Haha he must think he's Prince or something…
wow.... so gay says – reply to this

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gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
mee says – reply to this

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stoopid
kieran says – reply to this

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there is a war and people dying ang he thinks the fact his name change is important im with you on this perez how fucking stupid
fsdf says – reply to this

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omg eww.
ALMA says – reply to this

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truly embarrasing… GROW OLD!
Elton says – reply to this

23

He could change his name to Jay-Z
#2 is Absolutely Right! says – reply to this

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Re: Angry Black Man – LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT ON!
jenn says – reply to this

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long dong? he doesn't deserve that nickname!!
Aubrey says – reply to this

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multiple-personality much??
really? says – reply to this

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i'll just call him blackie, like my neighbor's dog.
He-who-shall-not-be-named says – reply to this

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Diddy is the baby of 10 different mothers, and his reputation has not been the best in 2007! I Guess calling him Sean John, will neutralize our memory!
Britney says – reply to this

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He's Lame
Jennifer Garza says – reply to this

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OMG! That is TOO funny Perez! Long Dong, Duddy…..hahahahah! You really had me cracking up on this one! Good one Perez! Keep the good entertainment coming! I ABSOLUTELY love to come to your site everyday and get a good laugh about the funny shit you have to say! You are great! LMFAO
LAbeTcH says – reply to this

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loser…he's not even a great rapper..he's just an entertainer…he needs to stop changing his name just for attention..
Please no more Britney says – reply to this

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I thought she got booted to the pit. Why are you still reporting. P-diddy who cares.
Kelso says – reply to this

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Long Dong… Priceless
sam says – reply to this

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good lord
Pee Twiddy says – reply to this

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He's such a snooze
"Diddy" no one careswhat your name is. You havent had a hit in 10 years.
n;o says – reply to this

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nbiol
yup says – reply to this

37

how about ignorant n*gger, that's better suited for him
yup says – reply to this

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how about ignorant n*gger, that's better suited for him
yup says – reply to this

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how about ignorant n*gger, that's better suited for him
tracy says – reply to this

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instead of long dong, how about DING DONG??
hector says – reply to this

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i love it
Leave Perez Alone. says – reply to this

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Seriously.Diddy keeps changing his name so we'll talk about him.Cause he cant get noticed otherwise.Nuff said.
som1 says – reply to this

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a name is a name doesnt matter ever1 is born nameless
Dave says – reply to this

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Re: jazzy gizz – hey, Like #5 so elegantly put it, Perez new name is FAT PEZ. I don't know about you but i like it lol I think it suits him/her/thing!
rg says – reply to this

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how annoying of him
sarah says – reply to this

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well at least no one can sue him for sean john.
Tara says – reply to this

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Too bad no one remembers DADD/DIDDY.JOHNNY
try making new music
not names
Dave says – reply to this

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Re: jazzy gizz – hey, Like #5 so elegantly put it, Perez new name is FAT PEZ. I don't know about you but i like it lol I think it suits him/her/thing!
skepteon says – reply to this

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Whatever…MARIO!
skepteon says – reply to this

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Whatever….MARIO!
Ma rio Lava Ndeira Eats Shit says – reply to this

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Mario Lava Ndeira??? ahahahahah Perez or Mario you stupid ugly gay clown!! ahahaha Mario Lava ndeira ahahaha Oh FAT PEZ… ahahaha
carrot says – reply to this

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douche bag it is
upcpara says – reply to this

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he is aging i think he needs to go by his God given name. how old is he?
sweet88 says – reply to this

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instead of worriyng about making new and good music,he wants to change hes name,another reason 4 people to forget who the fuck he is. So sad
Samantha says – reply to this

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Surprised Perez forgot to report the assault charges being brought against him.
Fuchsia says – reply to this

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FAT PEZ? Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious.
mike p says – reply to this

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Totes Brils
Sasha says – reply to this

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He has a movie coming out on TV so he's trying to get more publicity in order for people to want to tune in. I wonder what happens if you call him by another name. Would he respond? But Perez Hilton is a hypocrite.
poon says – reply to this

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what a douche!
Holley says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!! OXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
FAT PEZ says – reply to this

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Relax FAT PEZ ahahaha
Fat Pez says – reply to this

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Hey all, This is the fat ass ugly clown Mario aka PEREZ & number 5 is right! I changed my name yet again! From Mario to Perez and NOW to FAT PEZ!

I expect everyone to start calling me FAT PEZ immediately!
haters-quit says – reply to this

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Perez you had me rolling on this!!! Fuck the haters!!!
Haters-quit says – reply to this

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Re: really? – LMAO!!!!
x says – reply to this

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Long Dong is very good. That could be his nickname or street name. Hahahaha!
FUNNY AS HELL says – reply to this

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NOW THIS WAS HYSTERICAL , DUDDY LOLOLHAHAHAHA , LONG DONG , LOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
teriyaki333 says – reply to this

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He needs to fuck off and suck a dick!!! He thinks he's bigger than the world….you are just a jackass who got a bunch of white people to like your music……
blablabla says – reply to this

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"I have always evloved and taken a different name"…
.
…is that a tax thing??
xx says – reply to this

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he is really fugly
Erin says – reply to this

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That guy's a fucking idiot
da trippa biatch says – reply to this

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Oh save me… can't he just be known as SO OVER???
Lord Clusterfuck says – reply to this

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Since I won't remember "Sean John" can I just call him a nappy headed douche-bag N1GGER?? That's easier to remember!
EuropEll says – reply to this

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Hah! Soon NO ONE will want to call him ANYTHING anymore. Actually that would be the best thing to happen in a long time.
knit chick says – reply to this

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Re: tracy – tracy number 40 … LMAO!!! Ding Dong!!
Kate says – reply to this

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Or maybe we all could call him stupid ass? D
toeknee says – reply to this

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this effeminate bitch changes her name every time she wants to. Women!
they change their minds all the time.

at least she uses vinegar and water to keep herself clean all the time. now she wants to be known as sean jean.

Okay , Ms. John, you have more personalities than Ms. Britney Spears but Britney was born a woman. How ’bout you?
Jen says – reply to this

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Long Dong is hilarious!
toeknee says – reply to this

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P.S.

SHE WANTS TO BE WHITE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. NOT JUST A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL BUT A CLOSET WHITE FEMALE.
Let's says – reply to this

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How ’bout we permanetly dub him Ugly and call it a day.
From Oz says – reply to this

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HAHAAAAAAA everytime he pulls his dick out of his own arse he decides on a name change! WANKER
BOSTON says – reply to this

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WE CALL THAT "AKA" USUALLY USED FOR SOME SNEAKY REASON.
GOV. PROBLEMS?
.
DIDDY, YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME TO THINK, GO DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE WORLD WITH ALL YOUR MONEY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOMELESS RIGHT HERE IN THE USA.
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IF YOU DID YOUR "NAME" WOULD BE THE LAST THING YOU'D BE THINKING OF.
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LEARN TO SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH! THERE'S SO MUCH MORE YOU COULD BE DOING.
Karen says – reply to this

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what an arrogant asshole! he irritates me.
PACA says – reply to this

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WHY DONT WE JUST CALL HIM "MONKEY MAN" . THAT IS WHAT HE IS
BOSTON says – reply to this

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Re: blablabla –
You hit the nail on the head.
Murphy says – reply to this

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What about 'ding dong'….
ute says – reply to this

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From now on I shall call him "Fruit of the Loom" after the label on his crusticated undies
Just Call Him GAY On The Down Low says – reply to this

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he and eddie murphy probably suck each other off, just before the corn-holing starts.
fox says – reply to this

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I think he should change it to Mr. ED…look at those horse teeth! He cant even close his lips!..his gums are always hanging out! ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!..whinnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Cailin says – reply to this

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Sean is an Irish name, and in English it means John, so Diddy is now calling himself: 'John John'!!
SuziQ says – reply to this

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Perez, thanks for making me laugh hard this morning. This guy is an idiot and you need to unleash on him. What an ass…
P dids says – reply to this

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hahah he should change his name to cant dance 4 shit.
have u guys seen him jiggle around trying to dance in the background of his own music videos… haha his such a ass…
he does think he is some kinda king.
do you think he likes…. peanuts or choc pillows?
yeh.. maybe both..
sean paul van dam… yeah.. i like tht one.
or… mr happi face.. look at tht cute face he has on/// the come get me look.. reaow.. but with a smidgen of candy. hehe he looks like a pirate/
RP says – reply to this

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old new fatass
RP says – reply to this

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old news fatass
Punk says – reply to this

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What kind of shiznit is this? Is he guilty of something? Running from something? Why all the aka's? He should be Gone Gone. Somebody should have beat him down long ago and told him what a dumb ass he is. Who buys his crap anyway? Are people so desparate for a role model that they actually look up to this donkey looking kill joy?
Colored Boy says – reply to this

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He should change it to "Watermelon" or "Tar Baby".
Ryp says – reply to this

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Call him "whatever"
I am old (45) so I never knew what everyone saw in him. Confusing.
He's not good looking, he can't sing, his acting ability is yet to be seen to the masses.
Evan says – reply to this

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Change it to …..Silly Negro !!
uma says – reply to this

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I don't give a shit what his name is!!! he looks like an ugly monkey!!!
has been says – reply to this

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Wish he'd change it to "Puff of Smoke" and just freaking dissapear.He thinks people will let him come on their show to "discuss" why it is important for him to change his name at this time in his life…..blahblahblah,who cares about this idiot,call yourself OVER
Avril blows donkeys says – reply to this

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"I've always evolved and taken a different name". Doesn't look like he's evolved at all. He STILL looks like one of the cavemen at the Museum of Natural Art & History. But…at least Sean John sounds normal unlike Puffy, Diddy and all that other ghetto shit.

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