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1. Hilzy says – reply to this
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   first

2. Angry Black Man says – reply to this
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   FIRST…and embarrassed to say…but why can't he just be content with ASSHOLE?

3. Hilzy says – reply to this
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   FIRST!

4. jimmyjazz says – reply to this
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   I WANT TO BE A LEPRECAUN

5. PEREZeatsSHIT says – reply to this
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   EAT SHIT AND DIE FAT PEZ!!! YOU MORBIDLY OBESE CLOWN!!

6. mj says – reply to this
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   what a douche bag…. FIRST

7. jazzy gizz says – reply to this
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   ohhhh geeeeez!!! HEY PEREZ! WHEN ARE U GONNA CHANGE UR NAME????!!!

8. Patty says – reply to this
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   First !!! Fuck Diddy

9. alex says – reply to this
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   It won't last long. Within another 2 years it will be something else

10. lizzie says – reply to this
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    mm. long dong.

11. coco says – reply to this
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    What a waste..

12. ms tiki girl says – reply to this
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    long dong!
    lol!!!

13. PEREZsucksSHIT says – reply to this
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    FAT PEZ IS A MORBIDLY OBESE UGLY ASS STUPID SHIT EATING GAY CLOWN!

14. JAZZY GIZZ says – reply to this
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    Re: PEREZeatsSHIT – Re: jimmyjazz –

    QUIT HATE'N!!! U LOVE HIM!

15. john says – reply to this
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    I'll just continue to call him douche. Fits perfectly.

16. stick with it says – reply to this
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    COMPLETELY AGREE. JUST STICK TO SEAN JOHN. SERIOUSLY.

17. Gabby says – reply to this
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    Haha he must think he's Prince or something…

18. wow.... so gay says – reply to this
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    gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

19. mee says – reply to this
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    stoopid

20. kieran says – reply to this
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    there is a war and people dying ang he thinks the fact his name change is important im with you on this perez how fucking stupid

21. fsdf says – reply to this
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    omg eww.

22. ALMA says – reply to this
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    truly embarrasing… GROW OLD!

23. Elton says – reply to this
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    He could change his name to Jay-Z

24. #2 is Absolutely Right! says – reply to this
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    Re: Angry Black Man – LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT ON!

25. jenn says – reply to this
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    long dong? he doesn't deserve that nickname!!

26. Aubrey says – reply to this
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    multiple-personality much??

27. really? says – reply to this
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    i'll just call him blackie, like my neighbor's dog.

28. He-who-shall-not-be-named says – reply to this
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    Diddy is the baby of 10 different mothers, and his reputation has not been the best in 2007! I Guess calling him Sean John, will neutralize our memory!

29. Britney says – reply to this
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    He's Lame

30. Jennifer Garza says – reply to this
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    OMG! That is TOO funny Perez! Long Dong, Duddy…..hahahahah! You really had me cracking up on this one! Good one Perez! Keep the good entertainment coming! I ABSOLUTELY love to come to your site everyday and get a good laugh about the funny shit you have to say! You are great! LMFAO

31. LAbeTcH says – reply to this
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    loser…he's not even a great rapper..he's just an entertainer…he needs to stop changing his name just for attention..

32. Please no more Britney says – reply to this
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    I thought she got booted to the pit. Why are you still reporting. P-diddy who cares.

33. Kelso says – reply to this
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    Long Dong… Priceless

34. sam says – reply to this
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    good lord

35. Pee Twiddy says – reply to this
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    He's such a snooze
    "Diddy" no one careswhat your name is. You havent had a hit in 10 years.

36. n;o says – reply to this
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    nbiol

37. yup says – reply to this
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    how about ignorant n*gger, that's better suited for him

38. yup says – reply to this
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    how about ignorant n*gger, that's better suited for him

39. yup says – reply to this
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    how about ignorant n*gger, that's better suited for him

40. tracy says – reply to this
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    instead of long dong, how about DING DONG??

41. hector says – reply to this
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    i love it

42. Leave Perez Alone. says – reply to this
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    Seriously.Diddy keeps changing his name so we'll talk about him.Cause he cant get noticed otherwise.Nuff said.

43. som1 says – reply to this
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    a name is a name doesnt matter ever1 is born nameless

44. Dave says – reply to this
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    Re: jazzy gizz – hey, Like #5 so elegantly put it, Perez new name is FAT PEZ. I don't know about you but i like it lol I think it suits him/her/thing!

45. rg says – reply to this
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    how annoying of him

46. sarah says – reply to this
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    well at least no one can sue him for sean john.

47. Tara says – reply to this
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    Too bad no one remembers DADD/DIDDY.JOHNNY
    try making new music
    not names

48. Dave says – reply to this
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    Re: jazzy gizz – hey, Like #5 so elegantly put it, Perez new name is FAT PEZ. I don't know about you but i like it lol I think it suits him/her/thing!

49. skepteon says – reply to this
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    Whatever…MARIO!

50. skepteon says – reply to this
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    Whatever….MARIO!

51. Ma rio Lava Ndeira Eats Shit says – reply to this
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    Mario Lava Ndeira??? ahahahahah Perez or Mario you stupid ugly gay clown!! ahahaha Mario Lava ndeira ahahaha Oh FAT PEZ… ahahaha

52. carrot says – reply to this
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    douche bag it is

53. upcpara says – reply to this
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    he is aging i think he needs to go by his God given name. how old is he?

54. sweet88 says – reply to this
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    instead of worriyng about making new and good music,he wants to change hes name,another reason 4 people to forget who the fuck he is. So sad

55. Samantha says – reply to this
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    Surprised Perez forgot to report the assault charges being brought against him.

56. Fuchsia says – reply to this
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    FAT PEZ? Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious.

57. mike p says – reply to this
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    Totes Brils

58. Sasha says – reply to this
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    He has a movie coming out on TV so he's trying to get more publicity in order for people to want to tune in. I wonder what happens if you call him by another name. Would he respond? But Perez Hilton is a hypocrite.

59. poon says – reply to this
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    what a douche!

60. Holley says – reply to this
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    I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!! OXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

61. FAT PEZ says – reply to this
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    Relax FAT PEZ ahahaha

62. Fat Pez says – reply to this
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    Hey all, This is the fat ass ugly clown Mario aka PEREZ & number 5 is right! I changed my name yet again! From Mario to Perez and NOW to FAT PEZ!

    I expect everyone to start calling me FAT PEZ immediately!

63. haters-quit says – reply to this
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    Perez you had me rolling on this!!! Fuck the haters!!!

64. Haters-quit says – reply to this
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    Re: really? – LMAO!!!!

65. x says – reply to this
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    Long Dong is very good. That could be his nickname or street name. Hahahaha!

66. FUNNY AS HELL says – reply to this
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    NOW THIS WAS HYSTERICAL , DUDDY LOLOLHAHAHAHA , LONG DONG , LOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

67. teriyaki333 says – reply to this
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    He needs to fuck off and suck a dick!!! He thinks he's bigger than the world….you are just a jackass who got a bunch of white people to like your music……

68. blablabla says – reply to this
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    "I have always evloved and taken a different name"…
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    …is that a tax thing??

69. xx says – reply to this
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    he is really fugly

70. Erin says – reply to this
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    That guy's a fucking idiot

71. da trippa biatch says – reply to this
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    Oh save me… can't he just be known as SO OVER???

72. Lord Clusterfuck says – reply to this
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    Since I won't remember "Sean John" can I just call him a nappy headed douche-bag N1GGER?? That's easier to remember!

73. EuropEll says – reply to this
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    Hah! Soon NO ONE will want to call him ANYTHING anymore. Actually that would be the best thing to happen in a long time.

74. knit chick says – reply to this
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    Re: tracy – tracy number 40 … LMAO!!! Ding Dong!!

75. Kate says – reply to this
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    Or maybe we all could call him stupid ass? D

76. toeknee says – reply to this
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    this effeminate bitch changes her name every time she wants to. Women!
    they change their minds all the time.

    at least she uses vinegar and water to keep herself clean all the time. now she wants to be known as sean jean.

    Okay , Ms. John, you have more personalities than Ms. Britney Spears but Britney was born a woman. How ’bout you?

77. Jen says – reply to this
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    Long Dong is hilarious!

78. toeknee says – reply to this
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    P.S.

    SHE WANTS TO BE WHITE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. NOT JUST A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL BUT A CLOSET WHITE FEMALE.

79. Let's says – reply to this
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    How ’bout we permanetly dub him Ugly and call it a day.

80. From Oz says – reply to this
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    HAHAAAAAAA everytime he pulls his dick out of his own arse he decides on a name change! WANKER

81. BOSTON says – reply to this
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    WE CALL THAT "AKA" USUALLY USED FOR SOME SNEAKY REASON.
    GOV. PROBLEMS?
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    DIDDY, YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH TIME TO THINK, GO DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE WORLD WITH ALL YOUR MONEY.
    TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOMELESS RIGHT HERE IN THE USA.
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    IF YOU DID YOUR "NAME" WOULD BE THE LAST THING YOU'D BE THINKING OF.
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    LEARN TO SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH! THERE'S SO MUCH MORE YOU COULD BE DOING.

82. Karen says – reply to this
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    what an arrogant asshole! he irritates me.

83. PACA says – reply to this
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    WHY DONT WE JUST CALL HIM "MONKEY MAN" . THAT IS WHAT HE IS

84. BOSTON says – reply to this
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    Re: blablabla –
    You hit the nail on the head.

85. Murphy says – reply to this
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    What about 'ding dong'….

86. ute says – reply to this
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    From now on I shall call him "Fruit of the Loom" after the label on his crusticated undies

87. Just Call Him GAY On The Down Low says – r