Quit This Shit
Filed under: Diddy
Diddy is changing his name yet again!
The artist formerly known as [fill in your favorite] now wants to be known by the name of his clothing company.
"I have always evolved and taken a different name," he says. "Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am right now.”
Soooo stupid.
We'll just call him Long Dong!
Update:
"Recent reports of a name change are totally false, he is still Diddy. He is currently in "Sean John" mode as the upcoming Sean John fashion show is scheduled for February 8th in New York," states a spokesperson for Sean Combs.
[Image via WENN.]
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How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.
How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.
How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.
How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.
How bout "arrogant asshole" yeah that's perfect.
Negro's and their Stupid names……La Quinstitnsee….La Ronadadadad…..
This is why we will NEVER have a BLACK President….It is embarassing!!!!!
hows about black bastard !!! ?
hows about black bastard !!! ?
hows about black bastard !!! ?
good name perez! i like long dong better!! =0)
I call him stupid stupid stupid ass!
How ’bout:
Scruff Niggy?
See Monkey?
Morch Punkey?
Big Toofy?
Sell Outie?
Thank Whitey?
Grow Uppy?
More like ding dong
JUST CALL HIM ARROGANT DICKHEADED ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smell Icky?
Big Dummy?
Fug Fakey?
Face Funky?
Just call him JIGABOO
I still call him Puffy…
Butt Ugly
Big Headie?
Short PeePee?
I have it……..
Retarded Ghetto Ass Coat Tail Riding, No talented, Shitty Singing, Egotistical, Arrogant, Unattractive, Snot slinging, Pill popping, Cum burping, piece of Shit
Long dong! hahah! I actually laughed out loud.
Re: Punk – howling!!!!!!!! thats funny!!
Re: I Made It Up – hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Get Real – hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too funny!!!
I think I'll just stick to calling him dipshit! What a dumbass! Normal people don't change their name everytime they "evolove".
I think he should change is name to "dipshit"…who cares what he calls himself..under whatever name he is just a "HASBEEN"!!!!
fucking imbecil works for me. this guy is a douchbag, always has been and always will be. take his entourage away from him and he's nothing but a pussy! Acts all tought and shit surrounded by ten people at all times. Needs to get smacked like a bitch!
*eyes rolling* What a dumbass.
how about poopy or poopy turd, or poppy turd poopy, p turd, p little willy, poop whore, diddly, or notorious S.M.A.L.L.?
I think his next new name will be Porch Monkey
Why not call yourself "Violen T" or "Soci-O Path", since that's also "where you're at"?
Why not call yourself "Violen T" or "Soci-O Path" since that's where you're really at?
No matter how much he tries to "evolve" he still looks like a mouth breathing ape boy.
God I hate this guy!!!! P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy Pot Pie……who cares!!!!
foget sean john…or even long dong….it's more like ding dong
Re: yup – Do we really need this!!?? Grow up what if this was Tom Ford (Who!?!?) yes I am sure you don't know who that is. What would you say to him grow up F*g!? America FUCK…No! I think he is trying to reinvent his self and he is and has in the past done a good job of it. You know you are just hating cause he has the money you don't have! Lol
Re: I Made It Up – Negro's!!? Lol! I haven't heard that in a while. YOU racist people out there need to stop hating on this you man because he has what you want…Money, Fame, Women, etc etc. He can do what ever the hell he wants. Negro's and their stupid names….Lol! You are an idiot with a common plain name I am so sure. I understand you want to stand out and be noticed so why don't you change your name to Racist Jane or Racist Jon.
Now lookie here mo fo bro's. I be ah changin my name anytime I wants ho's. I gotz dah money and iz rich. Don't nobody fuck wit me cause I iz dah man and doesn't you forget it. You duzn't likes it den go fuck yerselvs.
I don't care what he changes his name to, I've always and will continue to refer to him as Puffy. That's what Biggie called him and that shall be his name forever!
Re: kieran –
i completely agree
shit, i was just thinking about this last night when i flipped to something about making the band, "when is that douche going to change his name again?"
oh shut up and get over yourself. i will always call his ass puff daddy. evolving. pshhh!
does he also not realise that Sean is Irish for John so his name is actually John John
You know what is the most ridiculous thing about this? Sean MEANS John in Gaelic…so essentially, his name is John John and he doesn't even realize how ridiculous that is.
john john how about dumb dumb
whatever he is puffy just like he always has been, besides he cant be diddy cuz he got sued by some brittish performer and lost
Sean John is a good switch, and represents his interests in a more suitable, mature and sophisticated way. He always has it going on.
Re: yup –
I bet you won't say that to his face, coward! Can you guys please come up with something else insulting besides the N word. It's truly getting old.
Maybe soon it will be "The Artist Formally Known as Puff Daddy"….then he can go through all his other names too…..SAD.
:)
I've been calling him "Dip Shitty" for at least three years…I think I'll just stick with that
…or Shole!!!!
Get over yourself! I still refer to him as Puff Daddy… is that bad?
That is perhaps the ultimate in arrogance, to have people constantly call you a different name. This guy is such an asshole, I can't even name one of his songs.
What a confused black man. He pimp out his bedroom information about the mother of his children. He thinks is milking the money of stupid people who buy his stuff. That perfume smells like shit and he need to do something positive with his money and growup. I personally do not respect him.
When will he just give up on his life. He's just another failed rapper who has to resort to putting out a clothing line and other bullshit to make up for his expenses. And as far as changing your name, who gives a shit. You Egotistical Loser! Hey.. that name has a nice sound to it.
Re: sunshine – Haha!!! That's funny!!!
i dont care what you call him- He still looks like shit! he is so damn ugly to me! i dont see why he even trys- He cant sing! he cant act, (only stupid) he need to think about what he should be calling his "babyIES momm" Hite hite wife asshole!!!!
the man has no talent, so he needs gimmicks to stay current.
WHO GIVES A FIDDLY FUCK!!!
He's an asshole!
the most PRETENTIOUS IDIOT CLOWN OF ALL TIME should be this ghetto retard's name
I don't think anyone truly gives a shit.
first of all.. im pretty sure perez hilton isnt ur real name. ur such a fat fucking hypocrite give it uuuuuupppppp
this fucker had Biggie set up!!!!! LOSER!!!
DORK!! Why doesn't he just change his name to "The Guy Who Takes Rock Songs by the Police and Led Zeppelin And Does Bad Raps Over Them"?????
I'd like to take a huge shit in this guy's mouth. I won't even shop at Macy's anymore because they carry his ghetto slop water and had him in their holiday commercial. When is he gonna get a drive by?
lets just call him ASSHOLE and get it over with.
Sean Combs has gone from the stage names of "Puff Daddy", and "Diddy". He
wants to change it yet again? How about "Ding Dong?" That is the one that would suit him beat at this time. No, let me change that. "Dingbat" would be a better one yet!
I always call this FUG, PUFF DADDY but LONG DONG is a FUNNY ONE Perez or how about USELESS ARROGANT DOUCHE BAG ASSHOLE
Re: who cares – AND THEN SPIT ON HIM AND TELL HIM TO GET OVER HERSELF , FUCKING CLOSET QUEEN DOUCHE BAG !!!!!
I bet you this ASSHOLE is one of those guys that is LIVING ON THE DOWN LOW HAVING SEX WITH OTHER APES LIKE HIMSELF AND THEN LIE ABOUT IT AND SPREADING DISEASES BY GOING AROUND AND FUCKING ANYTHING THAT MOVES
I FUCKING HATE THIS DOUCHE BAG !!!!
Re: SpadeAShovel. – what drugs are you on ?????
sophisticated???? no dumbass this asshole is GHETTO just like yourself DOUCHE BAG
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Who cares about this idiot, he's yesterday's new Perez. P. Diddy or Puff Daddy or asshole whatever he is calling himself these days, somebody should tell him:GROW UP ALREADY, PUNK!
That was your name from the beginning DUMB ASS!! And he needs to be in the same ranks as R. Kelly. Trying to act like he's not messing with Cassie. They all need the HIV meds, cause as much as Hollywood is sleeping around with eachother they are all bound to get it. GROSS ass Hollywood. Someone needs to shoot every REALITY(NOT) Star with a tranquilizer, cause I don't want them to die or anything, but maybe just shut the fuck up already. And another thing, telling people how much your shit is worth $$$$, TACKY. And they have the nerve to think they have class. PLEASE!!!