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We're not sure what prompted this, but….

John Mayer has deleted ALL the entries from his official blog.

The only thing that's left is the above image and this quote:

"There is danger in theoretical speculation of battle, in prejudice, in false reasoning, in pride, in braggadocio. There is one safe resource, the return to nature…"

The return to nature?

Is he on a bad mushroom trip?????

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183 comments to “R.I.P.”

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  1. christina says – reply to this


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    nooooooooooooooooooooo he was fun

  2. & says – reply to this


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    AND????

  3. blaaa says – reply to this


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    can't wait for you to get to cal poly!!!

  4. Marsha says – reply to this


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    What the hell is wrong with him.

  5. mish says – reply to this


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    aw johnny baby whats wrong

  6. carly says – reply to this


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    maybe it's the hannah montana thing haha

  7. duh says – reply to this


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    He's a very weird man!!!

  8. maxine says – reply to this


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    i kind of agree with him. it sounds like a quote from thoreau. i mean i know in hollywood we don't look at nature and what not but i do think that we need to get back to nature and discover ourselves. but then again he is a celebrity and it could be a bad trip…

  9. yr4j says – reply to this


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    HEY JOHN….SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

  10. J says – reply to this


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    i love you john mayer.

  11. elaine says – reply to this


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    1st

  12. boob says – reply to this


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    big ones

  13. Tiffany says – reply to this


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    Aw, why John … ?

    John Mayer is actually an intelligent, well spoken, talented individual. Why are you leaving us with all the crappy celebrity blogs, John?

  14. Tina says – reply to this


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    He's a dumbass.

  15. sullied says – reply to this


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    Over-rated and self-impressed with himself.

  16. Heart of life is good says – reply to this


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    Um, PEREZil— you didn't put the link in your blog, he linked a conversation about time travel in here………..DUH!!

  17. em says – reply to this


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    eh? …what's this weirdo on about???????

  18. Kelsey says – reply to this


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    The thought of John Mayer, on a trip, with his guitar feels me with mild glee.

    Hah.

  19. Sal Governale says – reply to this


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    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.
    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.

  20. Sal Governale says – reply to this


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    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.
    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.

  21. Sal Governale says – reply to this


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    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.
    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.

  22. Sal Governale says – reply to this


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    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.
    RIP Perez Hilton. Perez died of AIDS today after gargling the sausage one too many times. No one will miss you Perez.

  23. Kelsey says – reply to this


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    Re: Kelsey

    Er, fills, not feels.

  24. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Strange……..

  25. hi says – reply to this


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    post please

    www.RememberHeathLedger.com

    ******************************************************************************************************************************************************

  26. meme says – reply to this


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    I think he realized his blog made him come off as a braggadocio, self centered, cocky know-it-all.

    I'm so sick of him and his pretentious attitude. Does he even have a Bachelors Degree??? thank god he shut his trap. He must think we actually care what he has to say.

  27. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SUX says – reply to this


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  28. Howard Stern says – reply to this


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    "Sal Governale" your an idiot

  29. CANADIAN says – reply to this


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    CONGRATUALTION PEREZ FOR WINNING THE LAWSUIT FROM LOHAN'S FRIEND!

  30. Amy says – reply to this


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    This is a quote from two sources: "Battle Studies" By: Colonel Ardant DuPicq and also quoted in "Roots of Strategy" by: Carl Von Clausewitz

  31. chris in Ky says – reply to this


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    bad mushroom trip??!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  32. ME says – reply to this


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    LOL…what is that link about vortexs mean?

  33. carmen the cat says – reply to this


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    meow meow mix moew moewm mweomwemom MIX

  34. Maisie says – reply to this


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    Ugh. I just left a great comment about media saturation and journalistic integrity and it's not posted! I knew I should have copy/pasted into WORD.

  35. Apurva says – reply to this


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    He's talking about the return to the studio. That's his nature. His music. He's working on his new album. He likes having a clean slate when working on a new album and starting from scratch, maybe he took this a step farther with wiping clean his blog. You should stop accusing people of doing drugs, even if it is a joke.

  36. C. says – reply to this


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    Re: Sal Governale – woah, get a grip. Why don't you chew on a stick of Juicy Fruit and try to find your 'happy place', kay?

  37. Jesse says – reply to this


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    john Mayer's probably just being funny…he's cool like that…
    he was always really funny on Bedt Week Ever…and past blogs…

  38. GTE says – reply to this


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    How random

  39. DoucheWatch says – reply to this


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    Self Important Douchbag. Enough said.

  40. SB says – reply to this


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    The quote is from Battle Studies By Colonel Ardant Du Picq, Ardant du Picq.

  41. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    what do you know about nature ………kook. stick 2 music asshole, leave the surfing 2 us,,, bTw blow me!!

  42. Steve says – reply to this


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    Well he sure aint running around my woods nekked, or I wouldnt be on my computer!

  43. brofoski says – reply to this


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    He douched his blog?

  44. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    stupid East, coast moron…….

  45. bebe says – reply to this


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    Nice to see that John what's-his-face is stealing lines from Duran Duran's new album. Idiot.

  46. Gobble Gobble says – reply to this


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    I'm hungry Perez!!! Pass me some of that sammich!!!

  47. linda says – reply to this


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    who cares about john mayer. he's a boring guy.

    i really don't care what he does, or who he does.

  48. ME says – reply to this


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    He deleted all of his blogs because he went back in time so he was younger and he could date Miley Cirus. Click on the n in speculation. LOL

  49. Allie says – reply to this


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    Sounds like a good mushroom trip to me.

  50. phoebs says – reply to this


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    HEY PEREZ — POST THE JESSICA SIMPSON DUMPED STORY… if it's real at least… could be a fun distraction from this week's ongoing tragedies

  51. Meg Perk says – reply to this


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    Excuse me while I get deep:

    His nature is his work, his work is his music. Making sweet sweet melodies is his natural state. So he's saying, "fuck this pretentious blogging, back to work."

    I Loooooooooove him.

    Okay, back to mindlessly ridiculing celebrities.

  52. kia says – reply to this


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    hey phoebs that's an assy thing to say she's a sweet girl and someone getting hurt should never be a "fun distraction" you should feel bad for posting that

  53. Bee says – reply to this


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    John Mayer is such a douche. Before I realised what he was like, I nonsensically attended a gig of his in Dublin, Ireland a few years back. He spent the whole time talking about himself, asking the audience stuff like 'so, do you think I should pose for teen magazines?' etc - any opportunity to talk about himself. Very unlikeable guy…further backed up by dating douchequeen Jessica Simpson. Obviously he doesn't need much intellectual stimulation.

  54. Linda says – reply to this


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    sounds like transcendental philosophy…

    big friggin deal. so he paid attention in his english class.

  55. danielle says – reply to this


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    what was with the link on the n of speculation?
    a tad random…a forum on people making time travelling vortexes out of copper piping?!.
    maybe hes doing a themed next album.
    ha.

  56. I think he means says – reply to this


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    Oh…yeah…I should have said this cause it's kinda easy..the return to nature thing…he's referencing Thoreau. I should have just said that. He's simplifying… He's forsaking celebrity.

  57. Josh says – reply to this


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    He is probably just taking a break and beginning work on his next project. I'm sure that's all this means.
    Peace.

    J

  58. trish says – reply to this


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    he makes sense if you really think about it. Nature is one of our biggest resources and we should protect it all that we can. Without it we would not exist.

  59. I think he means says – reply to this


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    Why are some comments not showing? Anyway, I said…I should have just said this, as I noticed the "return to nature thing" a few seconds ago… He's referencing Thoreau. He's only saying he's simplifying, i.e. forsaking celebrity.

  60. Viper says – reply to this


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    The only aspect of Hollywood that I find equally, if not more obnoxious than the general stupidity and superficiality that's displayed by a number of celebs is the PAINFULLY PRETENTIOUS 'pearls' John Mayer seems to insist on sharing. Instead, he only comes across as being desperate for approval and admiration right now. I'll bet he quotes Sartre to turn on women every time he has ED!

  61. I think he means says – reply to this


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    Re: Linda
    LOL! I agree. And, the same goes for me, right? Woow…I can't believe I typed all that. You know I haven't read a single book since I began reading this blog last Fall?

  62. whyamIaddictedtothisshit says – reply to this


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    he's referring to a song you retards

  63. NOOOOOOOOOO says – reply to this


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    I enjoyed reading his blogs… damn.. bring it back John!!!!!!!!!!

  64. NOOOOOOOOOO says – reply to this


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    I enjoyed reading his blogs… damn.. bring it back John!!!!!!!!!!

  65. NOOOOOOOOOO says – reply to this


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    I enjoyed reading his blogs… damn.. bring it back John!!!!!!!!!!

  66. NOOOOOOOOOO says – reply to this


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    I enjoyed reading his blogs… damn.. bring it back John!!!!!!!!!!

  67. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK OFF ALREADY! says – reply to this


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    I HOPE THIS MEANS HE BE KEEPING HIS BIG PRETENTIOUS MOUTH SHUT, TOO!
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    *NOBODY NEEDS YOUR OPINIONS, "GOD" (CAN'T STAND HIM)_________________________________________________-
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  68. john says – reply to this


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    he is an idiot who thinks he's smart…such a cluless dork. i think he went to justin timberlakes concert too…fag!

  69. jenny o says – reply to this


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    it must mean hes makin more music… yayy

  70. S says – reply to this


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    There's a link in the quote to a message board discussing time travel

  71. fuckery says – reply to this


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    Who is John mayer? You keep quoting him in your blog as if he,s god or summat. Ive never heard of him & Im sure most of your readers havent either. Enuff!

  72. blue eyez10 says – reply to this


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    Who gives a sh*t

  73. Perezhilton says – reply to this


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    Please send the updates to perezhilton@mailinator.com. I am going to log off now to try to reset the parameters.
    It seems like my emails to the webmaster get redirected to the comments area.
    Someone is hacking this site.
    Anyways…

    I don't know anymore.

    I'll email the webmaster again.

  74. OMG says – reply to this


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    Poor John. Heath is taking all his attention away. Perez can send some paps your way, if that would make you feel better.

  75. spade says – reply to this


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    I saw that earlier this morning. It sucks! I love reading his blog!

  76. mega says – reply to this


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    John Mayer Trippin' on Drugs?
    No.

    Faux Intellectual?
    Yes

  77. miesh says – reply to this


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    john mayer lost all my resepect when he dated that moron jessica simpson!

  78. Krista says – reply to this


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    That quote is from "Roots of Strategy" By Carl Von Clausewitz

  79. Bitch Patrol says – reply to this


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    No. I'm pretty sure he is trying to dwarf his massive ego. He is so self-obsessed and has become really caught up in the whole Hollywood machine. He can no longer claim to be any of the things he has always tried to convey. You cannot date the people he dated, go out to the restaurants and bars that he has, courting the papps, and generally act like a conceited moron and then claim your "sensitive", "soulful" music is a reflection of who you really are. He lost touch, became a celebrity douche like all th others we read about on here, and now he wants redemption. Well good luck to you John! I really hope you can turn yourself around because you have been very annoying.

  80. Bitch Patrol says – reply to this


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    No. I'm pretty sure he is trying to dwarf his massive ego. He is so self-obsessed and has become really caught up in the whole Hollywood machine. He can no longer claim to be any of the things he has always tried to convey. You cannot date the people he dated, go out to the restaurants and bars that he has, courting the papps, and generally act like a conceited moron and then claim your "sensitive", "soulful" music is a reflection of who you really are. He lost touch, became a celebrity douche like all th others we read about on here, and now he wants redemption. Well good luck to you John! I really hope you can turn yourself around because you have been very annoying.

  81. abby says – reply to this


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    Its true.

  82. Ela says – reply to this


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    maybe it got hacked?

  83. Yankee says – reply to this


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    The Hannah Montana concert he was at yesterday really effed up his brain. Disney can do that to you, you know.

  84. spaz hilton says – reply to this


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    haha such a fucking dick head

  85. brainchild says – reply to this


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    He's talking about YOU, Perez, and all the other lordly bloggers who sit in front of their computer screens and judge the world. He's saying get out into the real world and experience it with your whole being! He's saying stop the wars, the hunger, the anger and fighting and return to nature to let it's healing powers calm and restore you!!
    Of course, he just could be quite crazy.

  86. lili says – reply to this


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    if he s done i don't blame him..his blog are always over analyzed by the media..but he s no regular joe he s john mayer,of course every body he s going to pay attention..especially when you talk about your famous ex…
    The way media are acting these days doesn't really want make you blog about anything
    always focusing on what is going wrong..who fuck up..who's going the next to go to rehab..like the way they are speculating the life and death of H . Ledger..instead of honoring his memory..and being respectful to his love ones..

  87. dave rip off says – reply to this


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    If I want to hear DAVE MATTHEWS…I,ll pop in a DAVE MATTHEWS CD!!!!!!!!!!
    Never could stand how he (mayer) totally ripped of his persona!! Even tried to do the legs!!Clicking the heels while playing! Douche bag!!! Youre not original Johnny baby!! Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. allison says – reply to this


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    "Return to nature" suggests becoming one with the earth.. perhaps decomposing in the ground, or energy being released back into the world or reincarnation. He could mean he wants to take a break from the technology obsessed world, wants people to stop following him/reporting what he does. Return to nature, where the problems of civilization don't exist… where he won't be judged or monitored… and can perhaps be inspired to create art.

  89. Luke says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, GO TO JOHNS BLOG AND CLICK ON THE N, ITS A LINK TO A TIME TRAVEL DISCUSSION OR SOMETHING WERID LIKE THAT…

  90. shelter says – reply to this


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    John Mayer is a very talented guitarist.
    Ever since he dated the vapid Jessica Simpson, John tries too hard to sound intelligent.
    He needs to give it a rest. Most of the time, John sounds like a pompeous windbag.

  91. MyTwoCents says – reply to this


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    John is always trying to get attention. John if you want attention, then look me up and i will give you all the attention you need. ;)

  92. mcmmm says – reply to this


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    Sounds like Thoreau or Tolstoy…..but I can't pinpoint it.

  93. ryan says – reply to this


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    MAYER IS GOD.

  94. JanelBl says – reply to this


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    Roots of Strategy. Carl von Clausewitz.

  95. me says – reply to this


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    Roots of Strategy By Carl Von Clausewitz

  96. ??? says – reply to this


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    maybe the website got hacked??

  97. cole says – reply to this


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    Put the Thesaurus down John…and back away slowly. Now go play with your toys…here are some batteries. Thats a good boy.

  98. jc says – reply to this


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    Mayer is an idiot. a ron paul supporter, and ron paul allows his cause to be furthered by the anti-Semite band "Poker Face". Is Mayer an anti-Semite, too?

  99. Nicole says – reply to this


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    John Mayer is not really a Ron Paul supporter! He was joking during that Ron Paul rant — playing it up for the cameras!

  100. Jordan T says – reply to this


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    maybe hes gonna pull an "into the wild" or what ever that movie was called…….you know what i'm talking about though.

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