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Sucks To Be Him

Filed under: Politik

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This is what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket.

Rudy Giuliani has slipped to third place in Florida with less than a week to go for that state's primary, according to a new poll from the Miami Herald.

The former NYC mayor had been campaigning heavily in that state while ignoring the other Republican primaries and caucuses.

If he doesn't win in Florida, Giuliani's presidential bid is pretty much OVER!



100 comments to “Sucks To Be Him”

  1. me says – reply to this
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    that first shit is stupid Perez make it stop… oh wait weird

  2. ximena says – reply to this
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    1st!

  3. juliaNO says – reply to this
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    no strategy…tsk tsk tsk looser

  4. Ouni says – reply to this
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    Blah

  5. Adriana victorias says – reply to this
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    Good.
    Rudy Giuliani sucks ass cheeks

  6. VJ says – reply to this
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    ouch

  7. n says – reply to this
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    i live in florida.

  8. william says – reply to this
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    first!

  9. amanda says – reply to this
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    awww… first

    xo

  10. william says – reply to this
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    he's better than huckabee

  11. S L says – reply to this
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    Not that anyone is paying attention to the republicans anyway

  12. PEREZeatsSHIT says – reply to this
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    Eat shit and die FAT PEZ you morbidly obese gay clown!

  13. C says – reply to this
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    RON PAUL '08!!

  14. sn says – reply to this
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    first?

  15. S L says – reply to this
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    The republicans aren't that interesting this year anyway

  16. Ron Paul says – reply to this
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    Vote for me I will abolish the IRS.

  17. Giselle says – reply to this
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    i dont understand politics and i never will.

  18. Diana says – reply to this
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    Thank god.
    That fuckass needs to get out of here

  19. Jessica says – reply to this
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    first?

  20. Giselle says – reply to this
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    PS: R.I.P heath!!!!! your aussie like me!!!!!! xoxox

  21. kevin woisnet says – reply to this
    21

    thank fucking god.

  22. Proud2BNAss says – reply to this
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    Irrelevant. 8 years under the latest oppressive Republican regime, and the Dems are ready to take back the power! Giuliani, Huckabee, Romney…Meh.

  23. Mario Lava Ndeira Eats Shit says – reply to this
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    Mario Lava Ndeira??? ahahahahah Perez or Mario you stupid ugly gay clown!! ahahaha Mario Lava ndeira ahahaha Oh FAT PEZ… ahahaha

  24. HILLARY 08/CLINTON 08 says – reply to this
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    bleckkkk rudy.

    HILLARY 08
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  25. carrot says – reply to this
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    ok apparently nobody cares about this post

  26. the party's over says – reply to this
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    i told everyone last year that this guy's ugly skeletons were gonna come flying out of the closet.

    he's PURE SCUM, and his shenanegans have finally been exposed.

    your party's over republicans — BOW DOWN TO THE DEMOCRATS.

  27. Aubrey says – reply to this
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    Oh yeah, ’cause the Republicans *DO* stand a chance anyway, right???…

  28. Catty says – reply to this
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    Maybe now he'll drop out and acknowledge the
    DEAD FIREFIGHERS HE HELPED KILL ON 9/11
    YES it's true. why isn't there ONE fireman/policeman from NY who supports Rudy?? TRUTH lies at home and Rudy LIES at home all the time….
    this "Man" should be muzzled. Go retire in Boca, Rudy and just let Jeb take care of you like always………

  29. Fuchsia says – reply to this
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    MITT ROMNEY '08!!!
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  30. John says – reply to this
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    HILLARY 08

  31. John says – reply to this
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    HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08

  32. tom says – reply to this
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    Polls are conducted via phone calls. How accurate are these polls if the majority of Floridians no longer have home phones? Everyone has a cellphone.

  33. luv U says – reply to this
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    Barrak Akhmad Obama 08….

  34. Cate says – reply to this
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    I don't understand why people like Guiliani and McCain wait until there's no possible chance for them to win, to run for president. They should have tried running years ago. It's too late now.

  35. me says – reply to this
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    guliani is a douche, he was never going to win … ever. seriously. what an asshole.

  36. ... says – reply to this
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    He's the only republican I like.
    Shit.

  37. blablabla says – reply to this
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    Wonder what his next incarnation will be. Hopefully he's learned some life lessons from
    - his skanky consulting firm
    - his shady friends
    - his political wasteland
    Probably keep bangin that 9/11 drum in books and the talk circuit
    Some guys just suck the energy OUT of a room. Stay away from them

  38. xx says – reply to this
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    he's already yesterday's news

  39. Jen says – reply to this
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    McCain '08!

  40. Mama says – reply to this
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    If you have ANY thought of voting for Giuliani, please, please read "Grand Illusion: The Untold Story of Rudy Giuliani and 9/11" by Barrett, Wayne. Rudy is a slime ball, and as #28 pointed out, people that have been indebted to him, hate him.

  41. JAKEJENKUM says – reply to this
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    HE HAS NO RELEVANT EXPERIENCE, HE LOST HIS DIK TO CANCER, HE IS A LIB, HIS KIDS HATE HIM AND HE IS A SLEEZBALL. IM GLAD HES GOING DOWN. ALTHOUGH ID RATHER HAVE HIM AS PRESIDENT THAN A CROOKED DYKE OR A N1GGER

  42. oh oh oh says – reply to this
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    damn…i am almost feeling bad for him now.

  43. Phut says – reply to this
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    Over.???? Good.!!!!!!

  44. Mike says – reply to this
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    Polls are conducted over land line phones, but likely Rudy voters are the ones who have land lines. I'd say the polls are accurate regarding him. I wouldn't think they're accurate AT ALL when it comes to Ron Paul. They're not even mentioning him, but he's able to turn out hundreds of supporters everytime he comes to FL, and there are Ron Paul signs EVERYWHERE. I would not be surprised to see him place solidly in the top three.

    Rudy came across as a jerk and a creepy bastard at the debates.

  45. sick of the snark says – reply to this
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    really? over? so that means Super Tuesday has been cancelled- people in 22 states don't need to make their choice known?

  46. PhillipP says – reply to this
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    It would be so much easier to decide which candidate to support if we could see photos of them naked. A large penis makes for a good candidate. It does not seem to me that Rudy is well endowed and with his prostate problems probably can not achieve an erection which should disqualify him for the presidency. Barack is probably well hung and something tells me Mitt might have some niec junk also.

  47. Nolan says – reply to this
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    Whatever made that old fool think that the people in Florida would vote for him? They are mainly older people that have retired there after working hard to afford it and are not about to turn America over to that dirty old man. Most of them have good memories of how he treated his wife when he brought his brazen whore into the governor's mansion and told his wife to get out. They also know that his own children have nothing to do with him. I hope this is the last we hear of him.

  48. Lauren says – reply to this
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    RE:#32 - tom says –
    Polls are conducted via phone calls. How accurate are these polls if the majority of Floridians no longer have home phones? Everyone has a cellphone.

    Tom- I 100% agree. I live in Florida, have a cell phone but no land line, and I already voted for Rudy(we have early voting). I don't find these polls to be accurate at all whatsoever, and hasn't that already been proven in the primaries?

  49. Carlyn says – reply to this
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    Re: kennedy

    Sorry tio break it to you, but Edwards is done. Why hasn't he dropped out yet?

  50. Team Rudy says – reply to this
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    Gooooooooooo Rudy!

  51. EAT THE RICH!!! says – reply to this
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    CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING THIS ASS SACK AS THE PREZ?? ALL WE'D HEAR OVER & OVER IS 9-11, 9-11…. NO WAY!!! HE RAN A CITY FOR GOD SAKES.. HE HAS NO REAL CONCEPTS OF WHAT THE STATE BY STATES NEED.. HE IS SLIME AND SHOULD SINK BACK DOWN INTO IT!!!!!

  52. JB says – reply to this
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    Re: kennedy – you are sooo right! Vote Edwards to end this war and get what all citizens deserve–healthcare- like the rest of the industrialized World
    EDWARDS 08

  53. ivana jercough says – reply to this
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    Yeah Rudy is going down. It is all because he has a funny looking mouth.

  54. Guerita says – reply to this
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    911

  55. dagny says – reply to this
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    it's not what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket. it's what happens when everyone discovers you're a sham!

  56. Ed says – reply to this
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    "A large penis makes for a good candidate. " Are you kidding me? We have a moron in the Oval Office now who has spent the last seven years trying to prove that his dick is bigger than his daddy's - time for a change I think - as for Rudy, he is going down and this public humiliation will make him angrier and more bitter than he is now - he will practically choke on his own bile - and that makes me smile - I live in NY City and I can tell you he was a HORRIBLE mayor - we do not need another bully in the White House with anger issues and who is too stubborn to listen to reason because he thinks he is always right

  57. John Cleever says – reply to this
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    9ui11iani is toasted. stick a fork in him.

  58. Egan Foote says – reply to this
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    "Put all your eggs in one basket"? Looks like he tricked you, Perez. There is no "strategy" to focus solely on Florida; he says that to make his pathetic showings in other states look calculated ("no, no, I MEANT to lose those states!"). The guy spent more time and money in New Hampshire than anybody but Mitt Romney and spent a ton of money in Iowa as well. When he came up with his Florida "strategy" he was polling well there… had he been polling then like he is now, I guarantee we never would have heard of any "Florida strategy." The guy is a pathetic, egomaniac loser who has benefited from this abstract sense of his performance on 9/11, when, by all objective measures, he was a complete disaster on that day. In short, Giuliani = douche.

  59. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
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    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  60. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  61. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  62. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  63. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  64. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  65. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  66. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  67. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  68. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  69. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  70. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  71. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  72. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  73. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  74. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  75. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  76. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this
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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  77. HATE HIM says – reply to this
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    AWESOME I CANNOT STAND HIM AND I HOPE HE SINKS FAST.

  78. kukukajoo says – reply to this
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    Good! That is what he gets for using some stupid strategy that everyone with half a brain knows aint gonna get him to the white house! I don't think he ever entered the minds of NH voters as a serious candidate and I think the rest of the country is seeing that. You don't blow off important states you idiot!

  79. Selina says – reply to this
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    He's NOT going to be president. I know will lose in FL, even though I live there I won't vote for him.

  80. Cara says – reply to this
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    Giuliani turned New York around and can do the same for the country. As district attorney, he courageously took on the mob, successfully fought government corruption, and prosecuted white-collar criminals. As mayor, he turned New York City from a crime-ridden sewer to one of the safest big cities in the world. He's tough on crime, tough on terror, strong on the economy and education.