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Sucks To Be Him

Filed under: Politik

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This is what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket.

Rudy Giuliani has slipped to third place in Florida with less than a week to go for that state's primary, according to a new poll from the Miami Herald.

The former NYC mayor had been campaigning heavily in that state while ignoring the other Republican primaries and caucuses.

If he doesn't win in Florida, Giuliani's presidential bid is pretty much OVER!

100 comments to “Sucks To Be Him”

  1. me says – reply to this


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    that first shit is stupid Perez make it stop… oh wait weird

  2. ximena says – reply to this


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    1st!

  3. juliaNO says – reply to this


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    no strategy…tsk tsk tsk looser

  4. Ouni says – reply to this


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    Blah

  5. Adriana victorias says – reply to this


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    Good.
    Rudy Giuliani sucks ass cheeks

  6. VJ says – reply to this


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    ouch

  7. n says – reply to this


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    i live in florida.

  8. william says – reply to this


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    first!

  9. amanda says – reply to this


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    awww… first

    xo

  10. william says – reply to this


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    he's better than huckabee

  11. S L says – reply to this


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    Not that anyone is paying attention to the republicans anyway

  12. PEREZeatsSHIT says – reply to this


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    Eat shit and die FAT PEZ you morbidly obese gay clown!

  13. C says – reply to this


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    RON PAUL '08!!

  14. sn says – reply to this


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    first?

  15. S L says – reply to this


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    The republicans aren't that interesting this year anyway

  16. Ron Paul says – reply to this


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    Vote for me I will abolish the IRS.

  17. Giselle says – reply to this


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    i dont understand politics and i never will.

  18. Diana says – reply to this


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    Thank god.
    That fuckass needs to get out of here

  19. Jessica says – reply to this


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    first?

  20. Giselle says – reply to this


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    PS: R.I.P heath!!!!! your aussie like me!!!!!! xoxox

  21. kevin woisnet says – reply to this


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    thank fucking god.

  22. Proud2BNAss says – reply to this


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    Irrelevant. 8 years under the latest oppressive Republican regime, and the Dems are ready to take back the power! Giuliani, Huckabee, Romney…Meh.

  23. Mario Lava Ndeira Eats Shit says – reply to this


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    Mario Lava Ndeira??? ahahahahah Perez or Mario you stupid ugly gay clown!! ahahaha Mario Lava ndeira ahahaha Oh FAT PEZ… ahahaha

  24. HILLARY 08/CLINTON 08 says – reply to this


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    bleckkkk rudy.

    HILLARY 08
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  25. carrot says – reply to this


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    ok apparently nobody cares about this post

  26. the party's over says – reply to this


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    i told everyone last year that this guy's ugly skeletons were gonna come flying out of the closet.

    he's PURE SCUM, and his shenanegans have finally been exposed.

    your party's over republicans — BOW DOWN TO THE DEMOCRATS.

  27. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    Oh yeah, ’cause the Republicans *DO* stand a chance anyway, right???…

  28. Catty says – reply to this


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    Maybe now he'll drop out and acknowledge the
    DEAD FIREFIGHERS HE HELPED KILL ON 9/11
    YES it's true. why isn't there ONE fireman/policeman from NY who supports Rudy?? TRUTH lies at home and Rudy LIES at home all the time….
    this "Man" should be muzzled. Go retire in Boca, Rudy and just let Jeb take care of you like always………

  29. Fuchsia says – reply to this


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    MITT ROMNEY '08!!!
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  30. John says – reply to this


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    HILLARY 08

  31. John says – reply to this


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    HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08 HILLARY 08! SHE IS SO DAMN FINE !!!! HILLARY 08

  32. tom says – reply to this


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    Polls are conducted via phone calls. How accurate are these polls if the majority of Floridians no longer have home phones? Everyone has a cellphone.

  33. luv U says – reply to this


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    Barrak Akhmad Obama 08….

  34. Cate says – reply to this


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    I don't understand why people like Guiliani and McCain wait until there's no possible chance for them to win, to run for president. They should have tried running years ago. It's too late now.

  35. me says – reply to this


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    guliani is a douche, he was never going to win … ever. seriously. what an asshole.

  36. ... says – reply to this


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    He's the only republican I like.
    Shit.

  37. blablabla says – reply to this


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    Wonder what his next incarnation will be. Hopefully he's learned some life lessons from
    - his skanky consulting firm
    - his shady friends
    - his political wasteland
    Probably keep bangin that 9/11 drum in books and the talk circuit
    Some guys just suck the energy OUT of a room. Stay away from them

  38. xx says – reply to this


    38

    he's already yesterday's news

  39. Jen says – reply to this


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    McCain '08!

  40. Mama says – reply to this


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    If you have ANY thought of voting for Giuliani, please, please read "Grand Illusion: The Untold Story of Rudy Giuliani and 9/11" by Barrett, Wayne. Rudy is a slime ball, and as #28 pointed out, people that have been indebted to him, hate him.

  41. JAKEJENKUM says – reply to this


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    HE HAS NO RELEVANT EXPERIENCE, HE LOST HIS DIK TO CANCER, HE IS A LIB, HIS KIDS HATE HIM AND HE IS A SLEEZBALL. IM GLAD HES GOING DOWN. ALTHOUGH ID RATHER HAVE HIM AS PRESIDENT THAN A CROOKED DYKE OR A N1GGER

  42. oh oh oh says – reply to this


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    damn…i am almost feeling bad for him now.

  43. Phut says – reply to this


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    Over.???? Good.!!!!!!

  44. Mike says – reply to this


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    Polls are conducted over land line phones, but likely Rudy voters are the ones who have land lines. I'd say the polls are accurate regarding him. I wouldn't think they're accurate AT ALL when it comes to Ron Paul. They're not even mentioning him, but he's able to turn out hundreds of supporters everytime he comes to FL, and there are Ron Paul signs EVERYWHERE. I would not be surprised to see him place solidly in the top three.

    Rudy came across as a jerk and a creepy bastard at the debates.

  45. sick of the snark says – reply to this


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    really? over? so that means Super Tuesday has been cancelled- people in 22 states don't need to make their choice known?

  46. PhillipP says – reply to this


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    It would be so much easier to decide which candidate to support if we could see photos of them naked. A large penis makes for a good candidate. It does not seem to me that Rudy is well endowed and with his prostate problems probably can not achieve an erection which should disqualify him for the presidency. Barack is probably well hung and something tells me Mitt might have some niec junk also.

  47. Nolan says – reply to this


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    Whatever made that old fool think that the people in Florida would vote for him? They are mainly older people that have retired there after working hard to afford it and are not about to turn America over to that dirty old man. Most of them have good memories of how he treated his wife when he brought his brazen whore into the governor's mansion and told his wife to get out. They also know that his own children have nothing to do with him. I hope this is the last we hear of him.

  48. Lauren says – reply to this


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    RE:#32 - tom says –
    Polls are conducted via phone calls. How accurate are these polls if the majority of Floridians no longer have home phones? Everyone has a cellphone.

    Tom- I 100% agree. I live in Florida, have a cell phone but no land line, and I already voted for Rudy(we have early voting). I don't find these polls to be accurate at all whatsoever, and hasn't that already been proven in the primaries?

  49. Carlyn says – reply to this


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    Re: kennedy

    Sorry tio break it to you, but Edwards is done. Why hasn't he dropped out yet?

  50. Team Rudy says – reply to this


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    Gooooooooooo Rudy!

  51. EAT THE RICH!!! says – reply to this


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    CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING THIS ASS SACK AS THE PREZ?? ALL WE'D HEAR OVER & OVER IS 9-11, 9-11…. NO WAY!!! HE RAN A CITY FOR GOD SAKES.. HE HAS NO REAL CONCEPTS OF WHAT THE STATE BY STATES NEED.. HE IS SLIME AND SHOULD SINK BACK DOWN INTO IT!!!!!

  52. JB says – reply to this


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    Re: kennedy – you are sooo right! Vote Edwards to end this war and get what all citizens deserve–healthcare- like the rest of the industrialized World
    EDWARDS 08

  53. ivana jercough says – reply to this


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    Yeah Rudy is going down. It is all because he has a funny looking mouth.

  54. Guerita says – reply to this


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    911

  55. dagny says – reply to this


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    it's not what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket. it's what happens when everyone discovers you're a sham!

  56. Ed says – reply to this


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    "A large penis makes for a good candidate. " Are you kidding me? We have a moron in the Oval Office now who has spent the last seven years trying to prove that his dick is bigger than his daddy's - time for a change I think - as for Rudy, he is going down and this public humiliation will make him angrier and more bitter than he is now - he will practically choke on his own bile - and that makes me smile - I live in NY City and I can tell you he was a HORRIBLE mayor - we do not need another bully in the White House with anger issues and who is too stubborn to listen to reason because he thinks he is always right

  57. John Cleever says – reply to this


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    9ui11iani is toasted. stick a fork in him.

  58. Egan Foote says – reply to this


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    "Put all your eggs in one basket"? Looks like he tricked you, Perez. There is no "strategy" to focus solely on Florida; he says that to make his pathetic showings in other states look calculated ("no, no, I MEANT to lose those states!"). The guy spent more time and money in New Hampshire than anybody but Mitt Romney and spent a ton of money in Iowa as well. When he came up with his Florida "strategy" he was polling well there… had he been polling then like he is now, I guarantee we never would have heard of any "Florida strategy." The guy is a pathetic, egomaniac loser who has benefited from this abstract sense of his performance on 9/11, when, by all objective measures, he was a complete disaster on that day. In short, Giuliani = douche.

  59. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
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    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  60. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
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    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  61. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  62. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  63. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  64. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  65. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  66. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  67. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  68. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  69. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  70. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  71. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  72. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  73. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  74. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  75. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  76. Perez rulzzz!!! says – reply to this


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    All the polls have been wrong so far. Rudy will make the best President ever!
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY
    RUDY!!!!!!

  77. HATE HIM says – reply to this


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    AWESOME I CANNOT STAND HIM AND I HOPE HE SINKS FAST.

  78. kukukajoo says – reply to this


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    Good! That is what he gets for using some stupid strategy that everyone with half a brain knows aint gonna get him to the white house! I don't think he ever entered the minds of NH voters as a serious candidate and I think the rest of the country is seeing that. You don't blow off important states you idiot!

  79. Selina says – reply to this


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    He's NOT going to be president. I know will lose in FL, even though I live there I won't vote for him.

  80. Cara says – reply to this


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    Giuliani turned New York around and can do the same for the country. As district attorney, he courageously took on the mob, successfully fought government corruption, and prosecuted white-collar criminals. As mayor, he turned New York City from a crime-ridden sewer to one of the safest big cities in the world. He's tough on crime, tough on terror, strong on the economy and education. On 9/11, he showed incredible leadership in keeping things as calm and safe as possible while taking swift, decisive action to restore the city to fully functional, while keeping up morale. He is fiscally conservative, meaning he believes that we are better stewards of our own money than the government is, while he's socially moderate, supporting a woman's right to choose and civil unions. Go, Rudy!

  81. Darnell says – reply to this


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    Mr. 9/11 is a piece of shit fraud - www.therealrudy.org

  82. Ash says – reply to this


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    It makes me sick that Rudy isn't doing well. I was so happy to see he was running for President and I thought for sure it was a given that he would be the Republican candidate on the ballot. I still hope he wins and he will definitely have my vote if he does! If not then I will have to vote for whatever Republican is on the ballot. I just pray that it is Rudy! GO RUDY!!!!!!!

  83. WTF??? says – reply to this


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    I HATE DEMOCRATS!!!! I can't even stomach reading the comments about people that are pro Democrats or hate Republicans. I assume they are just from uneducated young voters. It's nice to know that all of you people are so stupid and arrogant and are going to vote for a Democrat so they can ruin this country. Listening to you people is like listening to Britney Spears babble stupidity!

  84. Vote Obama 2008 says – reply to this


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    Rudy is a Troll — Not even close to being Presidential material!

    Vote Republican and get 4 and more years of our young Americans getting killed in Iraq; women losing the right to choose; and if that Loon Huckabee is elected the Gays and Lesbians can forget about their rights!

    Obama is the choice for Change!

  85. Obama Says says – reply to this


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    I will save the world by getting people to play nice! Afterall, everyone is inherently good and they just need someone like me to tell them!! I have the naive, childlike mind of a 6 year-old, but America's youth is so gullible they will vote for me! (of course they weren't around to see how bad inflation was in the 70's, but they will soon know what it's like)

  86. beejay says – reply to this


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    LAST!!!!!!!!!!! Dickheads

  87. ROBOTSWORLD says – reply to this


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    DON'T VOTE FOR GUILIANI. HE KEEPS NOT ONE PROMISE HE MAKES…ESPECIALLY TO NYC COPS AND FIREFIGHTERS. HE WORKED US LIKE DOGS DURING 9/11 AND KEPT US AT GROUND ZERO BREATHING TOXIC AIR! NOW SO MANY OF US ARE SICK AND SLOWLY DYING OF PULMONARY LUNG INFECTIONS, SEVERE ASTHMA SLEEP APNEA……….HE DIDN'T CLEAN-UP NYC……..WE DID THE COPS, FIREFIGHTERS, ALL FIRST RESPONDERS……HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE MAYOR………….A VOTE FOR GUILIANI IS A VOTE TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THAT'S WHY FIREFIGHTERS FROM NYC WHERE IN FLORIDA TO PROTECTS AGAINST RUDY!

    HE'S A LIAR! AND WILL ALWAYS BE A LIAR

  88. ROBOTSWORLD says – reply to this


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    Re: Cara – KEEPING THIS SAFE!!!!!!! HE DID NOTHING. WHY ARE SO MANY COPS AND FIREFIGHTERS SICK…BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SUPPLY US WITH PROPER EQUIPMENT AND SAFETY WEARS. HE WORKED US OUTRAGEOUS HOURS! HE LIED AND PROMISED US RAISES JUST TO GET OUR VOTE (NYC COPS AND FIREFIGHTERS) THEN WHEN HE BECAME MAYOR…GUESS WHAT???? WE DIDN'T GET RAISES FOR 3 YEARS!!

  89. ROBOTSWORLD says – reply to this


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    HE WANTS AMNESTY FOR ILLEGALS. Guess what one NYC PUBLIC school is overpopulated with ILLEGAL STUDENTS AND 20% OF THEM ARE GANG BANGERS!!!!

    HOW DO I KNOW? BECAUSE MY MOTHER WORKS IN THIS HIGH SCHOOL!

    HE WOULD WRECK THE COUNTRY MUCH MORE THAN HE DID NYC…ASK ANY NYC RESIDENT…TAKE A POLL AND YOU'LL SEE. COPS HATE HIM AND FIREFIGTHERS HATE HIM

  90. Maria says – reply to this


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    RON PAUL is the ONLY true Maverick running for President. TOO BAD Americans are so DUMB they can see it.

    No matter who is next President, if it isn't Ron Paul, People get ready for HELL!!

    It's not even funny.

  91. Max D. says – reply to this


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    Ron Paul owns Rudy 911iani

  92. Donna Hanover says – reply to this


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    HA! Karma is a bitch!!!! Rudy is a wife cheating ass hole!! His new wife has a lazy, googlie eye! Rudy is for the rich only! He refused to give NYC teachers and cops a raise for years. Many, Many New Yorkers hate his pompus ass! He lives of of his speeches on 9/11. Which, what did he really do? Walk around with a mask on to get his face on tv. Way to promote yourself off of the dead Rudy! Even your own kids aren't going to vote for you!

  93. perry glickman says – reply to this


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    9-11 is soooo 2001.
    he's totally creepy and a liar. people can just smell that. so good bye. suggest everyone support the jesus freak so the demobags can win. same corporately controlled douchebags- just a different label. if it gets bad enuf there's revolution; if not, we jerk off listenening to fat douchebags like perez make dick jokes and finger his boyfriends asshole. you get what you deserve.

  94. aeryn says – reply to this


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    good. i can't stand him anyway.

  95. oldlady says – reply to this


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    GO RUDY, GO RUDY, GO MAN GO!

  96. Cara says – reply to this


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    ROBOTSWORLD asked: "Why are so many cops and firefighters sick…because he didn't supply us with proper equipment and safety wears." I'm a New Yorker who followed the events of 9/11 closely, and I recall clearly how the firefighters resisted wearing protective gear during the recovery efforts. I also recall how passionate they were about being on the scene. Giuliani didn't have to force them to "work like dogs." The firefighters were so committed to recovering their fallen brothers and didn't want to come off the site even when ordered to. Giuliani's work following the events of 9/11 was truly heroic. 9/11 is not "so 2001." The Islamic fundamentalist threat is the challenge of our time, and we need a president who is not going to appease our enemies, but confront them before they perpetrate an attack that makes 9/11 look like child's play. Giuliani is the best candidate in the field to ensure America's safety as well as the one most likely to implement real and positive change.

  97. ET says – reply to this


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    'pretty much'? Try 'DEFINITEFRIGGINITELY'! This guy is gone, done. I'm surprised that Perez hasn't endorsed Ron Paul. Yes, he a GOP, but his ideas are the closest to save this country from miseries. Give him a chance.

  98. Jessica says – reply to this


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    I guess people in the south erally DONT respect people who marry their 2nd cousins…no really, his first wife was a BLOOD RELATIVE!!! Thank god they didnt have kids. We might have ended up with another Britney, ya'll.

  99. Vanessa says – reply to this


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    Re: WTF???

    Actually, the great majority and educated, well-traveled people are Democrats, along with the working men and women of the United States and idealistic young people. There are of course also some well-meaning Republicans, although the party has taken on a tarnish in recent years and their viable candidates are all less than ideal.

    And Britney Spears, who you mention, is the celebrity who made the comment, "I think we should just trust our President [Bush]" when asked about current events in 2003.

  100. me says – reply to this


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    Ron Paul is the only candidate!