Calling War On Scientology!

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This is some scary Matrix shit!

A group calling themselves "Anonymous" has declared war against Scientology and created this creepy video announcing their campaign.

Here they are, in their own words:

"Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous.

Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.

You cannot hide; we are everywhere.

We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day–and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.

Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Church", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No–they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

WE DO NOT FORGET.

Expect us."

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm / Email this »

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emobacca says – reply to this

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4chan.org is anonymous
charlotte says – reply to this

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first!
jordan says – reply to this

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what a bunch of crazies
doodie says – reply to this

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TC is so gonna sue!!!!!
Rae says – reply to this

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First.
Scientology sucks!
mollay says – reply to this

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Anonymous is 4chan. Duh.
Kimberly says – reply to this

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This is completely ridiculous…

Who are we, going after another religion because we don't agree with it?

How ignorant.
oogi says – reply to this

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wishing mario would go away
kick says – reply to this

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oh god
!!
1st?
BAM! dirty sanchez. says – reply to this

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hahahahahha
FIRST.
Mykah says – reply to this

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RETARDED!!! (First)
T says – reply to this

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oh my god, people FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIVES
Leah says – reply to this

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oh my god they called them self Legion. This is some freaky shit no joke im so happy im not a scientologist watch out tom cruise damn
FIRST says – reply to this

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First
mimi says – reply to this

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FIRST!!! HAHAHAHAH
fgh says – reply to this

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second?
LUKE!!! says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!!!!
Um yeah! says – reply to this

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maybe not first, but destroy all scientologists…lol
Stink says – reply to this

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first
Xenu says – reply to this

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Scary! 35th!
M says – reply to this

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Christ.

23rd?
J says – reply to this

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Weird
daniel says – reply to this

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first!
beckie says – reply to this

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what does this even mean !
blues says – reply to this

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No matter their tactics, what they are doing is absolutely correct. Being as objective as I can be, a pyramid scheme type cult like Scientology gives religion a bad name.

There are reasons why the suppress information. The truth will set them free.
Matt says – reply to this

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FIRST….and CREEPY
scottie says – reply to this

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that's creepy!
1st?
Jen says – reply to this

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Wow - that is interesting!
Dick in a box says – reply to this

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Dick in a box!
Keely says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Thats some funny shit!! FIRST!!
me says – reply to this

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crazy is as crazy does
chris klein says – reply to this

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i did it
Kat says – reply to this

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Creepy LOL

Good!

Someone needs to do something with those fake ass Scientologists.. Everything they stand for is bull shit.
Rachel says – reply to this

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This is creepy. Watch out TomKat!
Katie says – reply to this

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firsttt
Kelly says – reply to this

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Creepy! But should be fun to watch it all go down…
sugar says – reply to this

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ummm…wow
marie says – reply to this

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thats creepy
duh says – reply to this

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bah
T** says – reply to this

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first yay
ct says – reply to this

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they sound just as crazy as the scientologists.
Chrissie says – reply to this

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WOW. Crazy!
Chris Liebhart says – reply to this

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This is the shit right here.
lyndsey says – reply to this

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I want to join anonymous!
callie says – reply to this

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thats hardcore… i have to say im with them tho…. scientology and its cult followers need to be helped. someone needs to stop the brainwashing.
Anon says – reply to this

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/b/
/b/
/b/
/b/
/b/
/b/
oh yea says – reply to this

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get um boys!
blakely says – reply to this

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thats hot
diana says – reply to this

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i kind of agree with those guys, though
JAKKKA says – reply to this

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FIRST ew
HIHI says – reply to this

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SCARY, 1ST
Sissa says – reply to this

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Seriously?
rebecca says – reply to this

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weirdos.
Patrick says – reply to this

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I wanna joing!
Simón says – reply to this

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"call us Legion, for we are many. . . "

That is what the devil says in William Peter Blatty's "Legion"

Creepy.

First! from Miami, Florida
angelpro says – reply to this

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WTF
lenny says – reply to this

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wtf?!
mapelsyrup says – reply to this

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Wow, super creeeepy! FIRST!
Where can I sign up? says – reply to this

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Round em all up and drop the freaks in volcanos…it will be the perfect Homecoming for them!!
Dave says – reply to this

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Wow. I'm both ingrigued, amused and a little scared.

Love the borg-like, Stephen Hawkingness of the computer generated voice.

But hey, I'm all for the Free Katie Holmes Campaign
Sarah says – reply to this

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First..LOL

Ok really where can i join..Just kidding..
aidsz says – reply to this

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BULLSHIT.
sarah says – reply to this

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wow, that's some freaky shit, scientology lookout!
Jujo says – reply to this

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creepy! first!
michelle says – reply to this

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I hope this is real.
Kellyyyyyy says – reply to this

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Freaking creepy!!!! First
T-WIL says – reply to this

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OMG!
anonymous says – reply to this

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Thanks for the compliments, Perez.
mel says – reply to this

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FIRST
DevonChaos says – reply to this

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whoa!
Ava says – reply to this

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Wow. Eh?
alicia says – reply to this

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When did crazy become a lifestyle option?
trinalova says – reply to this

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oh hell no
lmaoooooooooooooo
freaky stuff

loves it
foo says – reply to this

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blimey.

first?
schuhpants says – reply to this

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first, bitch
aids says – reply to this

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INTERNETS PWN!!
the snerly says – reply to this

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Damn! I love this shit!
holly says – reply to this

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what… the… fuck. that is awesome!
sputnik says – reply to this

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love it. finally!
Sara says – reply to this

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Sweeeeeeeeeeet…Where can I join their cult?

As long as I can stop paying homage to Suri, I'll be good…
tom cruise says – reply to this

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May these futards die in a volcano! Looney Tunes KrAzYes
fotobug says – reply to this

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FIRST
molly says – reply to this

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ugh, creepy!
John says – reply to this

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this sounds awesome, i would join up, but scientologists would probably black bag me like in v for vendetta
brazeneye says – reply to this

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Who cares if it's Scientology, aren't we beyond religious persecution.
Princess roy says – reply to this

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this is some scary stuff
driver says – reply to this

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SET THEM ALL ON FIRE, LET THEM BURN IN HELL AFTER THEY STOP AND HELP SOMEONE!
Me says – reply to this

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Sounds just as weird as scientology. tom cruise will not be happy!
e says – reply to this

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1….dumb
MMM says – reply to this

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Interesting, but not really creepy. I will believe this when I see some action. How do they plan to take down Scientology anyway?
Carpozijr says – reply to this

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Right….
rosa says – reply to this

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I love it and I am for it. destroy the scientologist. i wish i was on that team lol
ALF says – reply to this

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I watched the video and I think Scientology will take care of them quickly
Kiki says – reply to this

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This is so funny. They have their work cut out for them. That is alot of de-programming of a whole lot of freaks.
Amanda says – reply to this

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That is freakin' AWESOME!
megumi says – reply to this

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ROFLOL!!!
Tom Cruise is an Alien says – reply to this

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Uuuummmmmmm……..what?
kupcake says – reply to this

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Oh my god…
YESENIA says – reply to this

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WEIRD.
CaT says – reply to this

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What the hell was that?! Pretty fucking creepy if you ask me