Roseanne Thinks You're A Freak!

One unlucky reader had the bad fortune of running into none other than retired actress Roseanne on Friday night.

And the former shitcom star has a message for U!

Here's what Perezcious reader M. from London has to recount:

"Managed to heckle…err i mean talk to Roseanne Barr in London after Channel 4's Comedy Live Presents: ( a show full of known acts to assault us with various types of 'comedy') .
I asked for an autograph and also asked her about her infamous blogs (and mentioned i was an avid reader of your site, in which she regularly features) and the reply i got was:

'So your a fucking freak too? Gotta love them. Tell Perez to go fuck himself- in the nicest possible way!'"

Awww, she says such sweet thing.

We'd go fuck ourself…with Roseanne's dick! Any day!

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 8:50 pm / Email this »

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141 comments to “Roseanne Thinks You're A Freak!”

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mikoharada says – reply to this

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HAHAH!!! good one perez!!!

am i the first one??
woohoo says – reply to this

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first bitch!
one says – reply to this

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#1
trish says – reply to this

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WOW, crazy

LOVE YOU PEREZ
DAMN!! says – reply to this

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yep, ur first mikoharada!
mikoharada says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH!!!! SNAP!!!

first??
Tanstar says – reply to this

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I RULE
haha says – reply to this

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damn. she is so fugly. she should go fuck herself with her dick.
laura says – reply to this

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roseanne.
bahahah, like honestly, you're PATHETIC.
me says – reply to this

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firts
CHARMEDRAY says – reply to this

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23th
t says – reply to this

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www
inr says – reply to this

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=)
Mari says – reply to this

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#1
lolz says – reply to this

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lame
yomama says – reply to this

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first niggas! f rosanne in the ear
liz says – reply to this

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first
none says – reply to this

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I love Rosanne's show I wish she wasn't such a bitter has been! You rule Perez I looooove yoouu!!!
kds says – reply to this

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first
J says – reply to this

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We LOVE Roseanne in the UK.
perez says – reply to this

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oh, roseanne… when will you learn

FIRSSSTTT
Paul says – reply to this

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I still luv Roseanne! Who said all women have to gentle and polite??? This isn't the restricting stereotype decade of the 50's!!! She speaks her mind and makes you remember her even by using curse words! BTW..Am I first to comment????? FIRST!!!!! ?
Ryuuzaki says – reply to this

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CHOCOLATE RAAIIINNNNNNNNNN
Jasmine says – reply to this

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if lovin perez makes me a freak, then im proud to be one!!! lol
sitch says – reply to this

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oh boy
#1 says – reply to this

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She looks like a drag! Who cares about Roseanne, just wanted to be first! LOL!~
Amy says – reply to this

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Nothing but class all the way with her!
Steve says – reply to this

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first
case says – reply to this

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Aww…she only wishes she were as famous as you!! What a HAS-BEEN!
Fred says – reply to this

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hahahah
Tess says – reply to this

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1st
HOWARD UNIVERSITY! GO BISONS! says – reply to this

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IF THIS IS TRUE… WHAT A NASTY MEAN PERSON THIS WOMAN IS. I MEAN LOOK AT HER… SHE OBVIOUSLY ISN'T A GENUINELY HAPPY PERSON. FAILED MARRIAGE AFTER FAILED MARRIAGE. WHILE I AGREE WITH HER VIEWPOINTS ON HILLARY, ROSEANNE IS JUST A MEAN HATER. SHE WAS A HOUSEWIFE FOR YEARS LIVING A CRAPPY LIFE, BECAME A COMEDIENNE AND NOW BEHAVES LIKE SHE'S ABOVE US "LITTLE PEOPLE." THANKS FOR POSTING THIS, PEREZ… NOW WE CAN BOYCOTT THIS BITCH. I AM IN NO WAY PREJUDICE, MY WIFE IS WHITE, BUT THIS WOMAN IS WHITE TRASH.
Tiffany says – reply to this

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Oh what plastic surgery can do for an old has been that feels pretty now.
PeachPie says – reply to this

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Rosie and Rosanne. I actually think I'd prefer Rosanne. Slightly less of a big mouth blowhard.
doggie balls says – reply to this

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I personally don't like this woman but I will say she tells the truth especially about this dude Perez Hilton who all he does is bash peopel and behave as his sh*t don't stink. Well it does for one. And as to the fact that you are gay and you bash people who hate gays, they hate gays because according to the Bible, God hates gays. Nevertheless everyone is entitled to their own views and you should stop picking on people. You don't news, You don't do gossip. I don't know what you do other than trying to become a 'star' on your own such as the one you rail against anyway.
Lady Be Good! says – reply to this

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Bitchy jew.
Molly says – reply to this

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It's "YOU'RE a fucking freak too", Roseanne, you fucking 5th grade grammar-level piece of crap.
ryan loves roseanne says – reply to this

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32nd.
Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this

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She IS charming, isn't she? Maybe next time she has some plastic surgery done the surgeon could be persuaded to disconnect her vocal cords and trim off her fingers…….then she wouldn't be able to talk or type! That would be heavenly!
Verodemort says – reply to this

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two snaps to perez, hahahahahahaha. this bish is loca too! poor has been. woo woo woo, rosanne. someone is america still loves you.
i love that Perez posts up her blogs because it obviously pissed her off! take a chill pill. i hate it when people shove their opinions down your throat, especially opinions of hate.
sunshine says – reply to this

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Go fuck yourself Rosanne, you fucking has-been!
I wasted an hour of my life watching Comedy Live Presents…an hour I'll never get back!
anonymous says – reply to this

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She has a right to speak her mind. Unfortunately, she takes herself way too seriously. She's a comedienne, that's it.
sarah says – reply to this

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wow………… that was incredibly lame
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lindsey says – reply to this

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LOL SHE SAID THAT?

What a BITCH.

Gotta
DIrtyDee says – reply to this

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I would be worried if she thought I was normal. She can't even spell the name of the candidate she's supporting.

Hillary has two L's
jimena says – reply to this

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hahaha.
this has been of the funniest things i've seen the entire day ;D
got to love the comments that she makes.
C says – reply to this

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wow, so PEREZ LIKES TO ENDORSE anti-Semitic readers….HMM…

Well Done Roseanne! She is a legendary comedian and will stand the test of time, unlike some hairy grease ball that is losing readership by THE MINUTE.
A Friend says – reply to this

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You'd be OT by now if it wasn't for RTC. RTC is downstat. Apply the condition or suffer the consequences. Knowledge is meant to be free. No one has the right to charge for what LRH left us.
garth nylus says – reply to this

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rosanne should simmer down. she talks way too loud. that is all.
funky munky says – reply to this

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so?? what would you say if someone was meeting you for the first time and they said "oh by the way, I read all sorts of crap about you on the internet by this guy that hates you and everybody else who isn't paris hilton" ???? I live in england and I am ashamed on this person. How very rude!! If I was rosanne i would have flounced off and refused to give an autograph!!
lr says – reply to this

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Roseanne isn't my favorite however I certainly do agree with her post about Oprah!
CoCo Chanel rules the runway says – reply to this

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ROSEANNE'S A FAT DISGUSTING SACK OF PSYCHOTIC SHIT. KILL YOURSELF WHORE!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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WHY IS ROSEANNE FILED UNDER "ANGLOPHILIA?" SHE'S NOT ENGLISH. SHE SHOULD BE FILED UNDER "NECROPHILIA!"……TEE HEE….HOLLA!!!!!!!
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BRITNEY, HOWEVER, SHOULD BE FILED UNDER "ANGLOPHILIA" BECAUSE SHE'S A JOLLIE OLDE PIPPIN' CHAP FROM MERRIE OLDE ENGLANDE!!!!!!
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TEE HEE…..HOLLER AT YOUR HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frosty says – reply to this

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Roseanne is old, fat, and irrelevant. No one under 25 will even remember her old show. So, since no one will give the old has been a voice, she's become a bitter blogging bitch. Actually it's pretty funny watching her make an ass of herself. She's just your run of the mill trailer trash with some money in her pockets. Roseanne is the modern day Beverly Hillbilly.
CUQ says – reply to this

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SuM1 SMaCk ThE SHyT oF THiZ BiTCH!!!!!
pocho says – reply to this

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NOW, NOW LADIES>>>
richard03 says – reply to this

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Rosie, ill screw you hard!!!!!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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SHE'S A RUDE ASS BITCH USING THE "F" WORD WITH HER PUBLIC!!!!! JUST LIKE MADONNA SAYING "HI AND BYE!" REAL FLIPPANTLY TO A FAN!!! THAT'S BAD KARMA. DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S A ONCE IN A LIFETIME MOMENT WHEN WE SEE THEM? PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN PART OF OUR LIVES? I REALIZE THAT'D BE STRESSFUL BEING CONSTANTLY PURSUED AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT STARS SHOULD GO AS FAR AS BRITNEY DOES…………
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BY ACTUALLY DATING THEM! AND INVITING THEM BACK TO HER CRIB! TEE HEE……….BUT DAMN………DON'T BE CRUDE AND RUDE TO US BITCHES BECAUSE WE'LL THROW VOO DOO KARMA ON YO' STANKY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Only one episode of that show was funny, the pot one.
Kro says – reply to this

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Luv Luv Luv Ro…She is just telling it like it is….U act like Freak is a bad thing…
Shane says – reply to this

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since when does anyone care what Rosanne says?
red Rooster says – reply to this

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Yeah, Roseanne! About 3/4 of your readers are stupid idiots who still write "first" and think they're hilarious. Your only intelligent readers appear to be your critics.
Annoyed says – reply to this

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Me thinks the Perez writers or "Perez" himself is a bit bitter no? Haha.
Chip says – reply to this

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She's just having Fun. Do you little kids know she's a Comedienne? LOL
Trace says – reply to this

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What would you care? a dicks a dick… make sure to tell your partnes about all your std's tho
bangbang says – reply to this

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Perez admit it, you love Roseanne and she loves you !
Fitz says – reply to this

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She is one sad fucked up ol bitch
IM sure she must be rolling in $$ from residuals she collects from her old shows
Shame she cant find some good deeds to do, instead of burying her head in a haze of booze and drugs
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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Roseanne is always such an eloquent user of the english language. She says it like it is. We're freaks…
tacgnol says – reply to this

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Ash slowly sucked on Pikachu's left ear, bobbing his head up and down, just like he'd practiced on Professor Oak's oak rod hundreds of times in the past. Pikachu let out a soft moan. "Pi… pika…." he said. "You like that, don't you?" said Ash. "Well, it's about to get a whole lot better…" Ash took the Koffing slime he'd been keeping in a jar for just such a special occasion out of his bag. "Pikachu, we're going to remember this night forever…" Ash began rubbing the Koffing slime on his surprisingly-long shaft. Ash kissed Pikachu long and deep, and then turned him over. "Chu…" said Pikachu, letting Ash know he was ready. Ash began to penetrate Pikachu, slowly. "Pik-AAARRRRGGGHHH" yelled the poor little rodent. He'd never done this sort of thing before, and he hadn't imagine it hurting so much. I mean, he'd heard plenty of stories about Ash being violated by Charmander in the past, and he didn't seem to mind. But Pikachu loved Ash, and wanted him to get relief. Ash began thrusting faster and faster, hitting the little guy's prostate. "CCCCHHHHHUUUUUU!" screamed Pikachu, who %%#%*##@!d due to the stimulation of his prostate. Unfortunately, Pikachu was unable to control his electric shock. Ash collapsed on his pokemon lover. Pikachu removed Ash's genitals from his anal region, and looked in Ash's eyes. Ash was dead. Silently, Pikachu sat there and cried over the body of his deceased lover. And the pain of his anal wounds.
Joshua says – reply to this

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*you're a fucking freak.
UGH says – reply to this

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I HATE THIS FUCKING CUNT , HER FUCKING CAREER HAVE BEEN OVER FOR SO LONG WHY CAN'T THIS FUG SKANK JUST NOT GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND JUST ROT INSIDE AND SHOULD JUST KEEP EATING UNTIL HER HEART EXPLODE

FUCK YOU ROSEANNE !!!!!
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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If Hillary Clinton wanted to raise some really big money…she would do a pay per view special on which she licks all of the juice out of Roseanne's pussy and then turns her over and eats all of the poot out of her asshole and then gets a cup.
smash11223 says – reply to this

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hey i looovvveee her! she speaks her mind and if more people would do so this world wouldn't be all fucked up! TEAM ROSEANNE!!!!!!!!!!
grammericalist says – reply to this

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It's YOU'RE not YOUR, Rosanne. Jeez learn to spell. (I mean that in the nicest possible way)
CC says – reply to this

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i love u perezzie!!!
Emma says – reply to this

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What a fucking loser she is. Does she not realize that this holier-than-thou, bitchy fucking hateful attitude is not going to win her any fans? What a loser…she needs to stop blogging, stop doing stand-up, STOP and just go away. She has no class, no self-respect, and no dignity. She should be ashamed of herself.
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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IM DRUNK
#1 says – reply to this

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eh bitchez lizen appppp i am #1 i am first go fak ya selves aighhttttttttttttt betchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I AM 1ST

LIL WAYNE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
jon says – reply to this

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Re: grammericalist – you're a dumbass. roseanne didn't write that, she SAID that. Perez is the one who wrote it. Direct your advice where it's neccessary otherwise just shut the fuck up.
kaykay says – reply to this

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roseanne is such a bitch hate her. I love youuu Perezz!!
Cat Meow says – reply to this

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Good lord, how much surgery has she had???
Whoa!!!
pwlasvegas says – reply to this

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she comes into CVS all the time in las vegas bc her sister lives there. she's too cheap to get her own apartment. she never wears her make up, she looks gross. she is disgusting. i even asked her if she was roseanne…she was too famous to even say it was her own self. she is a bitch.
So True says – reply to this

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Roseanne should be thanking you Perez!
Would anyone even be talking about her had you not mentioned her on your site?? - Girl needs to be kissing your ass!
telling him to fuck himself says – reply to this

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Perez, would you kindly go hide in the shadow that is cast from your glorious David Beckham's photoshoped dick and fuck yourself hard using posh spice as your dildo?

thanks much.
yanksgirl says – reply to this

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Roseanne must have forgotten her meds again.
DON'T UNDERSTAND LIMEY'S says – reply to this

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Re: funky munky – Well yeah, duh, your British. Brit's are snobs (in general). Always been puzzled by this: What are they arrogant about? Their pale skin, bad teeth and blah-as-ever food? Their horrible economy (it's even worse than the U.S.) Good Lord, I don't and never will understand the come-uppance of the British. Thank God for the Boston Tea Party!
catty says – reply to this

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fuck Roseanne with her dick with the butt plugs
cvbcv says – reply to this

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what a dumb bitch
Queen of the Spammed says – reply to this

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She reminds me of my MIL. Total low class douche mouth.
Queen of the Spammed says – reply to this

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Re: piazzasbuttplug – OMG the cup too????OMG SICK
kkeith!! says – reply to this

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hahaha. Wat a fucking douchenozzle! She needs to drop the whole wannabe whorish slutty fake tan lesbian look and get a fucking clue! She ain't got nuthin on perez. She is a washed up hooker that needs to get laid, and a life while she's at it! What a nerd!!
Heather Mertz says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, I'd love to write for you, too! But my grammar is too good. It's you're not "your a".
sunny says – reply to this

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Re: telling him to fuck himself –
well aren't you a sweetie? If you don't like what he posts don't read it kiddo.
.sunny.
NICKHOLE says – reply to this

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You are such a little bitch PEREZ. At least she reads your fucking trash.
marsha says – reply to this

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Raw honesty is what Roseanne gives, uncensored. She is brilliant. I love her. I don't think she was putting this site down.
annie says – reply to this

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Roseanne your the greatest! Shes's so right,Perez go fuck yourself you cry baby!
Low says – reply to this

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I'm take Roseanne over Perez any day. Love her, love the show.
LOVE ROSEANNE BETCH! says – reply to this

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Man,she's only human and tried to be nice to ya!
Just wait till she kicks your ass with her magic boots > =>

Biotch,face it!
Melissa says – reply to this

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Tell her to go fuck herself.
Catcrazyjon says – reply to this

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I like Roseanne. I don't agree with everything she says, but she has a voice that's worth hearing. I'm fairly certain she'd admit to being 'nuts' too.