The Return Of Carla

1/25/2008 7:14 AM ET | Filed under: Britney Spears

That other girl didn't last very long!

Britney reintroduced her old assistant on Thursday night to her friends, the paparazzi.

Spears and "Carla" caught up over dinner at Clafoutis Restaurant with pit stops (as usual) at a gas station and at Rite Aid.

The unfit mother of two, who has had all visitation with her children suspended indefinitely, had fired Carla because she thought the former maid turned assistant was talking to the media.

Noticeably absent from the trainwreck's life this week, except for one night together on Tuesday, is on/off paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib.

[Image via WENN.]

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JenniferAustralia says – reply to this

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First!!!
alicia says – reply to this

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who cares…
kris says – reply to this

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i hate carla! bring back the new chick!
Your Face says – reply to this

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seriously?!
qewf says – reply to this

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cafeae
saad says – reply to this

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FIRST
jsgdh says – reply to this

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jbjkabnf
Holla says – reply to this

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First?
sarah says – reply to this

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first
alicia says – reply to this

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p.s. I can see why all these idiots put "first" on the comments section of the posts…You guys are such losers.
gabriel patrick says – reply to this

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she UGLY!
April says – reply to this

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FIRST
BOB says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS LIKE A MIX OF FARTS AND FDS
alicia says – reply to this

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11111ssssstttttt
LOVER says – reply to this

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FIRST
Hannah says – reply to this

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What's going on with her stomach?
Chantel says – reply to this

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G'morning
BostonRN says – reply to this

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what a disaster. the both of them.
DANNY B 707 says – reply to this

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first?????? YAY MEAH!!!!!!! GO BRITNEY WE ALL STILL LOVE YA!!!!!!! I'd buy anythng wit britneys name on it

HI MARI!!!!!!!!!!
derrick says – reply to this

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Britney's looking good despite all the shit that gets talked about her in the smear campaign against her. I know much crazier people and America is so easily shocked and entertained. Psuedo morals work real well on the talk shows for the weak.
alicia says – reply to this

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oh yes…congratulations JenniferAustralia…you're first. whoop-de-FUCKIN-do. You're an idiot.
Tiffany says – reply to this

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UM! Does anyone else see a total BABY BUMP!!
eva says – reply to this

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So weird, how she seems to give that white bag to whoever is her current assistant….carla, new chick, alli…. weirdness
Pia says – reply to this

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I like Adnan so far.
But does Britney? I hope so.
clapper says – reply to this

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she TOTALY looks preggers
boo says – reply to this

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Re: eva – OMG, eva, you're so right about that dumb hand-me-down white bag that she famously got two of for free. I never would have noticed that!! Yuck, cheap rich people are the worst!

And about her belly, that's simply her just desserts showing. She foisted those damn hideous low-rider jeans on the women of the world when she was a still a teenager and wore them lower than anyone. Now she is living proof that they make normal women look like they're pregnant or dying of trapped gas.

The real mystery is why she is subjecting herself to that kind of humiliation when they have been painfully out of style for a few years now.
LaLaura says – reply to this

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I think Carla was NEVER fired. She was on Leave, everybody needs a break from La Britney… man, why doesn't she stay home and shower. Britney needs a new hair stylist … I'm pretty sure her hair is long enough to get a hair do with her own hair… she's gross…. I'm Britney, I lost my babies, but I want to have replacements with Adnana my new baby dada… eww Esta Loca!
fluffy says – reply to this

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OMG She's preggers!!!
casey says – reply to this

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OMG…if that pic if recent what the heck is up with brits belly???

could something be in there???
Nina says – reply to this

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Both assistants have the SAME BAG!!
trish says – reply to this

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I think she is dressed like that so her belly shows so that people will talk. She is just ate up and loves the attention.
natnat says – reply to this

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is that brit's c-section scar Hmm how tasty
carrie says – reply to this

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aaaww and Brit gave her her old old nasty handbag. she must really like her!
nikki says – reply to this

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seriously hearing about britney gets tiring. i dont even read the posts about her.
d says – reply to this

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look at brit's stomach …… pregggerrrrrrrrssssssss
Toots says – reply to this

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LOVE how Carla's new bag is the one Shitney toted all damn summer and fall. Looks like she got a nice raise AND a (unseasonably white) designer bag in the bargain.
LisaJane says – reply to this

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Perez?!?!?! Have you failed to notice the size of Britney's belly? Maybe she just had a little to much to eat or maybe she's preggers. But I'm suprised at you. You didn't point it out or make any comments? Your losing your touch.
elle says – reply to this

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Oh great, here we go again with the clothes down to the pubes. She's going to drive me crazy with those ugly boots too!
brainchild says – reply to this

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WOW–I get up in the morning and there are only 38 responses to a Britney post!! What is this world coming to??
Me says – reply to this

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She fires her assistant because she thought she was going to the Media but yet she goes to bed with Adnan who goes on National TV and talks about her? LOL
This is getting better then a Soap Opera!
Kay says – reply to this

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She can't trust anyone in her life. Seriously how the hell is she supposed to get better when ppl around her are selling 'their stories' or whatever. Everyone is just trying to make money off of her, and its rediculous. NO ONE would get better with all the attention she is getting, she can't even go to Starbucks. Who would want to live like that?? She needs to leave the scene for at least a year, and get her act together. LA or wherever she is, is clearly not the place for her to be.
kaseyinfla says – reply to this

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BRITNEY HAS A BABY BUMP !?!
David Hogg - 6 years old! says – reply to this

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amynel says – reply to this

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she is obviously pregnant.. about 2 or 3 months
electjanine says – reply to this

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Is that her C-section scar???
Is she prego again, or did she just eat a large meal????
Oh Brit…
steph says – reply to this

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she looks several months pregnant here…. lay off the cheetos and frappes
W T F ? says – reply to this

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Did you peeps see the pictures last week of Twitney being on the rag? She's not knocked up. x17 had them and ran them when they were pissed at Brit. Poor Carla! Bless her heart for putting up with Twit. I hope Twit gave her a big bonus for putting up with her skanky ass.
Me says – reply to this

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Doesn't Brit look pregnant?
lannie jones says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzz…*yawn*
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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Damn, look at Brit's gut!
LisaJane says – reply to this

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In response to WTF at number 48!! You should know that sometimes women DO bleed while they are pregnant. That's how we get women admitted to hospitals with stomach cramps and they come out with a baby. They don't know they're pregnant becasue they are bleeding. I'm sure Britney knows the truth but what I'm saying is those pics don't disprove a thing. Plus they could have been photoshopped! I hope she is. Scandal!
a laugh a minute says – reply to this

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you americans are fuckin pitiful!!!!Look how you treat your own country??You don't have the balls to stick up for your people..least us Aussies know how to defend each other…you cunts are fucked up in the head…no wonder Osama wants to blow you cunts away…
Lucy says – reply to this

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Re: W T F ? – Some women do continue to bleed during pregnancy. Plus that photo could have been faked, so could this one for that matter.
TINA! says – reply to this

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Oh my god I LOVE HER! she's so unpredictable!Look at her body!I would kill for a body like hers! HEY DERRICK (#20)…GET YOUR GUNN! and YEAH CARLA'S BACK AND ADNANA GONE!
TINA! says – reply to this

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ADNANA IS SUCH A GIRLY MAN!
Missy says – reply to this

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Maybe Britney has people drop drugs off for her in these bathrooms and that's where she picks it up. Why else does this girl LOVE to, and appear to HAVE to, stop at a gas station and/or drug store every evening? There's something there…
momma says – reply to this

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I totally see a baby bump! what else could a round belly like that be?………….. she's definitely not anorexic :p hmm I wonder if they'd take the new one away from her right in the hospital? don't even give her a minute to screw this one up! lol all jokes aside though really I like Britney she just has wayyy too much attention focused on her.. btw if it's not a baby-bump then damnnnn gurl you gotta hit a GYM!!
meg says – reply to this

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Who cares
Melissa says – reply to this

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doesn't britney look preggo??????????????????????????
SC says – reply to this

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Uhhh EW I think you can see Britney's cesarean section scar!!!!!!!!!! That's when you know your jeans are too trashy!
Brit the pathetic loser says – reply to this

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I don't think she gives her assistants the white handbag. Instead Brit has them hold her handbag for her because it has her drugs in there. Carla is the most famous handbag holder in the world.
Robert says – reply to this

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I think she definately looks pregnant. Oh no. This is the last thing she needs right now
Random says – reply to this

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Afraid to sound like the youtube video "leave britney alone "
She is actually trying to get on her feet again, stop pushing her back down.
MJ says – reply to this

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is britney pregnant again?looks like it.her belly is so big,i could put a bull riding tournament in int
Gag a maggot says – reply to this

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Nice shot of your fat effing belly with the caesarian scar, Britney. You're a class act, all the way!
Um..Hello? says – reply to this

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um..has anyone else ever noticed that pink wigged Britney is never seen with an assitant?
addi says – reply to this

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Oh PLEASe Parez Shut up!! you are a shame for the gay Community!!
aa says – reply to this

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BRIT LOOKKS PREGGARS
Jessica says – reply to this

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Borrowing yet another page from the Madonna play book, Britney Spears has reportedly begun her own record label–Enslaved Records.

Owned by Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Britney's label is in negotiations to sign its first act.

Hoping to equal the success of Maverick Record's first cash cow, Alanis Morisette,
Britney's label is in negotiations with a New York based hard rock band called MEAN VENUS.

Britney allegedly encountered MEAN VENUS mid-set some months ago at NJ's legendary Stone Pony
(the historic rock club where the likes of Bruce Springsteen cut his teeth)
and offered the MEAN VENUS boys a deal on the spot.

MEAN VENUS' lead singer (who goes merely by the initial, J)
has also been rumoured to be involved with Mrs. Spears in a more than professional capacity as well.

The MEAN VENUS buzz began with the rumour that lead singer, J, was none other than the illegitimate son of Led zeppelin's very own Robert Plant
and that the unsigned band would be opening for the long awaited reunion tour commencing summer 2008.
Tina says – reply to this

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looks like brit brit's tummy is bulging…
Ozzys Opthamologist says – reply to this

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These two look like the two ugly chicks that are behind you in line at the T-shirt table at a Bon Jovi concert, complete with big gut, ratty hair, and the ever-popular sunglasses-at-night and brown-boots-with-blue-jeans look that is all the rage with trailer park mothers everywhere this season. Oh, and a grey hoody that looks like it has KFC grease drippings all down the front of it. Jee-zuz, what a pair of gaggers. Carla, or whatever her name is, looks like she prepared for the evening by having a donkey lick her head.
Yikes, they're ugly says – reply to this

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I look at these two, and I hear the buzzing of flies.
Her stomach is fine! says – reply to this

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Her stomach looks normal - especially for someone who has had two kids (newsflash people your skin has to stretch to accommodate the baby so MOST women (99%) end up with at least a tiny bit of flab and thats all it looks like. At least she is wearing jeans and a top - she looks much better when she wears regular clothes. I hope Adnan stays out of the picture as I am sure he did that ET interview to make her think he loves her - and I am SOOO sick of the media questionning her about 'are you gonna get married' Its ridiculous!!! She has only known him for a couple of weeks!! I Sooooo hope she gets her act together and can be a decent parent to her kids once again. Come on Britney!!!!
HK says – reply to this

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I see Brit's switched from Reds to Lights. Atta girl!
jm says – reply to this

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we forget to compare brit brit to these kind of people….she looks STUNNING compared to her!
Tarita says – reply to this

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What is up with those boots??? She wears those boots EVERYDAY with ANYTHING…Is she hiding something in them??? Just sayin
Betty says – reply to this

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This is much more interesting:

The Celine Dion Workout

www.funnyordie.com/gypsymiller
Stacey says – reply to this

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Re: Tiffany –
YES!!!! I was just thinking the same thing!!!
Toots says – reply to this

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To #53 - A LAUGH A MINUTE

Bitch isn't one of MY people!!!! Oh hell no!!!!!!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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OY! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, EH? SHE'S TRANSFORMED HERSELF. SHE'S NOT THE OLD BRITNEY….OH BLIMEY NO! NOW'S SHE'S A MERRIE OLDE BRITISH CHAP FROM THE JOLLIE OLDE DAYS OF YORE, EH!!!!!!
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YESSIREE….SHE'S A FAIRE PIPPIN' LASS WHO'S HANKERING FOR A SPOT OF ME I MITE 'SPECT!!!
Wow is she stupid says – reply to this

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Ok I said fire a 100% of your staff. but not bring back old worthless people. The attack dog lady must have told you "what for" and you couldn't take it. Nice try "attack dog lady"…
This Carla is a brainless, when you look in her eyes, it looks like "nobody's home". That's the way Brit likes em'.
Britney you continue…Stupid ass Britney ….day 10,000
HOPING SHE'S NOT PREGNANT says – reply to this

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I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT SHE DOES LOOK PREGNANT. WILL SHE BE HAVING A LITTLE AD JR?
Guess what says – reply to this

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Re: Kay – I'm sure brit is fully aware that adnan sold her out and she is most likely the one who told him to do it. She is a stupid media WHORE! You guys give brit too much credit.
davina says – reply to this

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unfitney looks pregnant to me…
Sxynetia says – reply to this

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She looks sweet and pretty…It is said that she met her boyfriends on interracial romancing dot com
Rachel says – reply to this

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Looks like Unfitney is PREGO! Maybe it's the angle
Lauren D says – reply to this

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i cant express how WRONG those pants are. ehg.
lightbulb says – reply to this

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I don't see how Britney still has a license. Geez.
Perez Sucks! says – reply to this

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Check out www.fuckperezhilton.com it is too funny! People identify Mario as "unknown guest". Good stuff!
Laurel says – reply to this

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What kind of car does Britney drive? It seems to get one mile to the gallon. I think it's a Mercedes. If I worked for MB, I'd PAY her not to drive the car…Really.
JR says – reply to this

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I know this is on "Carla", but since you mentioned Adnan, I'd like to comment on him!!! He tells ET that he's not involved with Britney for the photos and did NOT get paid for his interviews with ET and the Insider. If that's true, then why the HELL DID HE KEEP HER RECORDED VOICE MAIL MESSAGES THAT SHE LET WHEN CALLING HIM???? And why the HELL GIVE THAT TO ET AND THE INSIDER!!!

If she IS still involved with Adnan, she's TOTALLY STUPID!!!! Unless of course they have an agreement that they SPLIT the proceeds from the interviews!!!
Moi says – reply to this

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Why would anyone want to be Britney's assistant? Shuffling between the mini-marts and the drugstores would be so boring and get old so fast! Not to mention having to constatnly look at the God-awful weave job! Spend some of that mini-mart money on a real hairdresser and get that hair done professionally! Disgusting!
boston says – reply to this

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Wasn't Carla the one who said to the paps in the video tape of the convenience store bathroom run "please let me by, I'm pregnant"?
Laila says – reply to this

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Nice gut Britney.
Dinky says – reply to this

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Is Britney pregnant - look at her tum! Its kind of round and flat. Perez, you're a LEDGE! x
Laura says – reply to this

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That looks like a baby bump on Unfitney. But guess it's not since we got to see her blood stained panties. Gross
Jodie says – reply to this

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are britney's pants so low that I'm seeing her c-section scar??
Angie says – reply to this

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Hide your C-Section scar please Britney!!! My retinas are burning. Gross
Karie says – reply to this

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WHO GIVES A SHIT??? ANOTHER LOSER. I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH BRITNEY SPEARS. HOW EMBARASSED HER FAMILY MUST FEEL.
Kaolyn says – reply to this

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She looks pregnant

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Amanda Bynes Arrested In New York City AND Taken To Psychiatric Hospital!!!!!!

Amanda Bynes had a run-in with the popo in NYC on Thursday night, which resulted in her arrest AND subsequent taking to a psychiatric hospital!

Police showed up at the former child star's midtown apartment after receiving reports of a disorderly person. And that's when shit got crazy!

When the NYPD arrived at Bynes' pad on West 47th Street, she threw a bong out the window, cuz it probably had crack "incense" in it, and she didn't want law enforcement to find it.

Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment.

After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation, and then transferred to a Midtown police station to be processed.

Hopefully they send her BACK to the hospital and put her on a psychiatric hold!

[Image via Twitter.]

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