Guess The Celebuspawn

These two kiddies have not one but two famous parents.

Who are they????

That's Mariah Schriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger's sons, Patrick (L) and Christopher (R), with pops at the world premiere of Rambo at the Planet Hollywood resort in Las Vegas on Thursday night.

The older one is kinda cute!

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 at 7:24 pm / Email this »

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costamesaboy says – reply to this

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save TRESTLES,,,,,,,,,, seriously!!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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#1 ding ding ding$$$$$$$$$ ,,,,, save the best beach in ORANGE COUNTY……… TRESTLES. _______ good place for kids, familys & all………. c'mon Arnold,,,"IT'S NOT A TUMOR" Kindergden Cop.
betty says – reply to this

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haha
Kylita says – reply to this

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FIRST!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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save TRESTLES
barry! says – reply to this

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i wouldnt of thinking that was his kids!

good lookin ones tho!ha

xx

love u perez!
LAurIiz says – reply to this

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JAjajajjaj a 1? méxico
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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GOOD PLACE TO ACID, WITH YOUR HIPPIE GIRLFREIND,,, is acid even around anymore??? i was a candy-flipper myself __90's baby
dan says – reply to this

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FIRST
Chickens in New orleans says – reply to this

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I'm a homosexual. I should be shot!
Evan says – reply to this

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First WOOO!!
1st says – reply to this

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1st
pigcunt says – reply to this

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I farted on them and they loved it! they ate it up and wanted to sniff more but i said no little boys… not till beddy time and then they cried and was like all upset so i gave them some cherry pie and then said you boys are gettin fat! and then they cried more and i said tuff love puta's! and then we all went to sizzler and they ate out the waitress that was there and then she cried and everyone put lettuce on her and said it's ok to cry cuz you are fat too and fat people should cry until they loose weight and don't look so fat and then she yawned and farted.
nedzad says – reply to this

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ahaha
opervv
Eric says – reply to this

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Second. Lucky Bastards!
nikkie! says – reply to this

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the older one ia cute
Lisa Sussman says – reply to this

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k
fiona says – reply to this

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first
yoyo says – reply to this

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woah may be First!!!!
fatty young says – reply to this

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fatty the older oen looks like jason dolley
H says – reply to this

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MARIA doofus, not MARIAH
casey says – reply to this

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never would have guessed.
sarah says – reply to this

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yea the oldest one is cute! i would date him! (i'm only 15, chil)
Ryan says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Meisha says – reply to this

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The older one is a little cute!!
Snowflake says – reply to this

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wow arnie must be so disappointed about his fat son!
~~ says – reply to this

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That's one chubby little boy right there!
jen says – reply to this

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they r both cuties
shirley says – reply to this

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first! =)

patrick is so cute!
yuo says – reply to this

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Boy….Arnie….that's quite a hefty son you have there!!!
raychel says – reply to this

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wooh?
Rammy says – reply to this

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Ones kinda fat
adriana says – reply to this

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the older one is cute
Heather says – reply to this

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I didn't even know he had kids…
melo says – reply to this

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zomgg.
the older one is cute
Karen says – reply to this

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He's governor of my state and this is the first time I've seen his kids? He must be hiding them. First time I've seen Kennedy spawn without the Kennedy Mouth. I thought for sure that trait was a dominant gene.
gibson says – reply to this

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i hate traitors….
govinator says – reply to this

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LOL
MNL says – reply to this

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I heard a rumor that the fat one is a notorious bully as his school. No joke.
LOLOLOLOL says – reply to this

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the kid on the left is hot
boredvie says – reply to this

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The older one is cute!!
hmm maybe one day theyy grow up and get all buff like his dad
hopefully not
hahha
Brittany says – reply to this

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the older one IS cute
suzyk says – reply to this

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What's up with the fatty??? I thought he was Mr. "make your kids fit"? I guess that means our kids not his.
Alli says – reply to this

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The younger one looks like you, Perez.
Lisa says – reply to this

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The younger one looks like Uncle Teddy Kennedy.
lou says – reply to this

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the little one looks like a kennedy. he'll loose his baby chub and be handsome.
Melmar says – reply to this

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Arnold did that whole healthy thing for CA and his son is a little oinker.
diana says – reply to this

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omg! the schwarzenagger needs to tell the little one to LAY OFF THE DONUTS! thats always how famous peoples' kids are. emotionally and physically distant parents equals children eating their feelings.
tam says – reply to this

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why/how does he have fat kids. He also has a fat daughter. Him and Maria are both very fit. WTF?
That is some serious child abuse and neglect.
BO-RING says – reply to this

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The one wearing red Vans looks stoned.
BO-RING says – reply to this

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Hey Chubbs, didn't your Pappy tell you about the Presidental Fitness Program or are you gonna be a fat drunk like Unkie Teddy?
chris says – reply to this

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downs syndrome anyone?
kreesteenah says – reply to this

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at least they dont look like there papa!
Jennie says – reply to this

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The older one is VERY cute.
Tazz says – reply to this

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Did you type MARIA as MARIAH on purpose? come on, you should know the typo! or did you really thought that her name is MARIAH? awww
lisa says – reply to this

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the little one looks like Maria's uncle Ted Kennedy.
rusty says – reply to this

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Wow an emo and a fatass. It can't get much worse.
lisa says – reply to this

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and the older one looks stoned.
JaneDoe says – reply to this

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Can you guys believe the older one is only 14?!?! So damn cute!
gdfgd says – reply to this

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spoiled brats
PenisForBrains says – reply to this

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shit, one is FAT and the other has no mucles,,,,,,,,,If I was as narcisistic as ARNY I would keep my kids under raps too. I saw them and the fat kid on bikes in Ojai. The fat kid couldnt pedal at all. All i can say those kids dont know what life is all about. Perez will be featuring them daily very very soon. All waste of space
Jack says – reply to this

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I cant believe he is my governer!! only in california
nene says – reply to this

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a fat kid omg i dint expect datr lolz
DV says – reply to this

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The younger one looks like Rosie. The older one….eh Id do him.
Patrick says – reply to this

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Patrick love the name….hes gonna be a homo when he gets older haha
Sydney Jordan in LALA land says – reply to this

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His little boy is a FAT ASS!!!! For an ex-body builder…you would think he would have skinny kids!
FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY….FAT ASS…DAMN!
doodoodada says – reply to this

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wow irony much? over weight kid, but son of a famous body builder? O_O!!!
Ferris D. Brown says – reply to this

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they look like kennedys, and pigcunt is a pigcunt
KJIH-TV69 Los Angeles, CA (Ind.) says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… the guy who was *once* President George H. Bush's "fitness role model" has a fastass for a son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.catholicsagainstcircumcision.org
younger on needs to be in his dads Presidential Fitness thingee says – reply to this

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can you imagine having Arnold Schwarzenegger as a dad and a mother that's a Kennedy??? lucky bratz.
CORN says – reply to this

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The little one looks just like his Uncle Teddy..ha ha
leann says – reply to this

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the young one looks like his Uncle Ted
maria l says – reply to this

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ommg that guy is hot!
timjohnson says – reply to this

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Wow. Patrick Schwarzenegger is mad hot.
jhasskills says – reply to this

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The older one is kinda cute, but the younger one looks like a lil' Perez!
Love ya!
michelle says – reply to this

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the older 1s kinda cute
wow says – reply to this

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The chubby ones adorable. The older one does look stoned!
I was going to guess the parents were says – reply to this

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Ellen Degeneres and Justin Timberlake
strange says – reply to this

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Re: pigcunt – the lettuce thing was quite random
GOD!!! says – reply to this

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Re: Chickens in New orleans – You should be shot but not cuz your a HOMO, just cuz your a DUMB ASS! LOL!!!!
Kelsey says – reply to this

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I'm trying to figure out how Ahhnold was partially responsible for the creation of such a lanky boy, then a little chubby boy? I figured they'd have rippling biceps from birth!
dani california says – reply to this

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Lovely first children of California. Looks like some nice kids! Rock on!!!!
EXCUSE ME??? says – reply to this

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Re: pigcunt – What the FUCK are you on? You're weird. I've seen your crazy antics on Perez before. As entertaining it may be, you need to get serious help…and take Brit Brit with you while you're at it.
TOM CRUISE IS GAY AND INSANE says – reply to this

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CURIOUS THAT ARNOLD WOULD LET HIS SON GET SO FUCKING FAT WHEN HE WAS ALWAYS SO INTO FITNESS….
leo hun says – reply to this

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older one is fucking hott!!!
Liz says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, that little one's definitely a Kennedy. Give him a few years and he'll be on trial for rape.
zorgz says – reply to this

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the older one it hot,
younger one = EWWW FATTYY ALERT HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Huh??? says – reply to this

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Arnold has a chubby kid?? I can't believe it!!!!
sexywomb-an says – reply to this

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wow, that teen is way hot. i would do him in a second.
Allison says – reply to this

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That little tubbo has "Kennedy" written all over him
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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Looks like Arnie needs to take little fatty to the gym with him, that is if he goes anymore.
Suzytdogg says – reply to this

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Strange that Arnold has a kid who is kind of chubbers………being Mr. Fitness and all…. They both are cute though!! Arnold rocks!!!!
Hmm says – reply to this

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Is that Drake & Josh with Arnie? Lol.
allllllll says – reply to this

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Mariah?? MARIA.
cauldenholfield says – reply to this

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UGH! Don't do steroids when you're conceiving babies! UGH! The Kennedy curse continues… UGH!
Melan!e says – reply to this

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damn Patrick is hottt!!
aydno1 says – reply to this

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Poor Perez, still can't spell worth a DAMN!!!
MamaZ says – reply to this

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Often middle school age boys put on weight before the big growth spurt. The younger boy will probably be tall like his dad. GIVE HIM A BREAK!
Violets says – reply to this

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I agree…the older one is hottt…(im 15, so not a perv,…i swear)
nakii says – reply to this

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the older one IS cute… hmm would have never guessed that they were arnie's kids.