Guess The Celebuspawn

These two kiddies have not one but two famous parents.

Who are they????

That's Mariah Schriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger's sons, Patrick (L) and Christopher (R), with pops at the world premiere of Rambo at the Planet Hollywood resort in Las Vegas on Thursday night.

The older one is kinda cute!

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 at 7:24 pm / Email this »

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lef says – reply to this

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Re: Karen – That's kinda funny!!
kayley says – reply to this

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i didnt think those were this kids at all the oldest onee iss kindaa hot! lol
haahaah i lov e u perez!!!!!!!!!!
jimena says – reply to this

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oh my!!! could never tell!!! even knowing now, i can't see any resemblance!!! maybe, and only the "Conan" haircut of the older son! xDDD
FADI says – reply to this

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kindda!!!! r u kidding me he is steaming hot!! (good thing he looks nothing like his dad hehe)
just hope he is gay and available he is only like 2 or 3 years younger than me
Dani says – reply to this

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WOW older ones a hotty =D
Sophie says – reply to this

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The younger one is one FAT ASS ugly fucker! Put that little shit on a diet!
Sophie says – reply to this

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Re: MNL – That doesn't surprise me at all, fat-ass ugly spoilt fuckers like him must feel the need to make others' lives a misery to ease his own insecurities. Little asshole.
Amyyyyy =] says – reply to this

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WOWOw how cute is the older one ^.^
LoLLLLLL
z
wow says – reply to this

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all i can say is wow
Sarah says – reply to this

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Omg hmm yea the older one is kinda cute!
Steoh says – reply to this

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holy shit his kids are hot.
they sertantly dont take after him!
LTS says – reply to this

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The younger one, unfortunately, appears to be a chip off of the Uncle Teddy block.
kels says – reply to this

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wow the older one is cute. i would so date him.
people im 14 so ittt wouldnt be weird
Megan says – reply to this

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I AGREE! SAVE TRESTLES!!! CAHLIFONIA HAS ENOUGH FREEWAYS.

SAVE TRESTLES!!!!!
Atia says – reply to this

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Arnold has a fat kid…WOW!
Ashleyy says – reply to this

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the one in the left [patrick] is the cuter one.
i think i've seen the other one in a movie be4..
=]
chloe thompson says – reply to this

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The one is sexy but the other is two young for me bet he gets his good looks form his parents when they have make-up on … The one on the left can call me …… CT loves u
Joel says – reply to this

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I think it is funny that one of his kids is fat… Is that bad?
Sophia Baby!! says – reply to this

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OMGsh da older 1 is sooo HAWT!! got any other pics perez?! holy shit can u say CUTE?
xoxo
caassaandra ! says – reply to this

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hottie on the left
kt says – reply to this

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omg Patrick hes so hott
meloveperez100 says – reply to this

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Yess! He's pretty cute! Wow.
Maah says – reply to this

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At least Schwarzenegger's oldest son is hot! =9 HAHAHAHAHAH
How old is Patrick?! xDDD

xoxo
Dan says – reply to this

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Look at the FAT FUCK'IN PIG !

Arnold is a fit guy, and Maria is so thin that she looks like she just limped out of a Nazi concentration camp.

How could they have produced this short, rotund BUTTERBALL ?
Katie says – reply to this

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the lil one looks like you perez
MP says – reply to this

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They definitely got Maria's genes…. and none of Ahck-nold's.
hot-t says – reply to this

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omg!! the stoned one is really hot!! id go out with him!! anybody have his #??? and if u read this hottie, let me say I'M SORRY U HAVE A MESSED UP FAMILY BUT I LOVE U ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bella says – reply to this

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Good Lord, you people are EVIL! I think most kids go through a chubby stage. I did and now am very thin. Just because you have a problem with his dad doesn't mean you should tear down the physical appearance of a child. I doubt many of you look any better. Those kids are cute!
babeinluv says – reply to this

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I WOULD FUCKING BANG PATRICK IN LIKE THE SAME SECOND I MEET HIM!!
Catie.Catastrophe says – reply to this

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The older one is Hott!!
Laura says – reply to this

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the "older" one is in 8th grade….
brooke says – reply to this

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his older son is HOTT
julia says – reply to this

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lol im actually laughing u ppl are soo funny, good times!
Nanna says – reply to this

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i must agree………
…….he's hot xD
Hulabulu says – reply to this

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I cant look at the younger boy without giggling. He's such a funny looking roly poly!
Emma says – reply to this

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eww Arnold is ugly but his oldest son Patrick…well lets just say he is #1 sexy
Lisa Mariee says – reply to this

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I totally agree you with you Perez! The older one is MEGA cutee!
LR says – reply to this

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these are some pretty good looking kids considering their parents are Ahnuld and skelator
Haleigh says – reply to this

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omg, the oldest one is sooo cute
emi says – reply to this

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werd.
the govenator may be a sort of freakish guy.
but his son looks like zac efron without the tanning bed addiction.
vanessa18 says – reply to this

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i want the old one!!!!!!!! yumy yumy
hello puppie says – reply to this

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i thought i would be mario and yoshi
christie says – reply to this

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the first one isnt cute

hes hott
I HATE PEREZ HILTON!!!!! says – reply to this

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HOW WPULD YOU LIKE WHEN PEOPLE CRITISIZED YOU! HUH?!?!?
WHERE DID YOU GET THE FREAKING HAIR CUT FROM FREAK!!!!!
AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SEX TOYZ FOR SALE ON YOUR SITE!
DID YOU THINK KIDS DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD AND GO TO THOES DISCUSTING SITES!
YOU ARE AN IMBISUL. STOP DRAWING PENISIS ON PEOPLES FACES! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE DREW A PENIS ON YOUR FUCKIN' FACE!!!!
FUCK OFF YOU SELF OBSESSED BITCH!!!
brit says – reply to this

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the older one is hot! i'd fuck him
I HATE YOU PEREZ HILTON!!!!! says – reply to this

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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE WHEN PEOPLE CRITISIZED YOU! HUH?!?!?
STOP DRAWING STUFF ON PEOPLES PICTURES. YOU ARE TOO SELF OBSESSED!GO WATCH TV YOU ARE ALL OVER IT FOR BEING OVERLY FREAKISH AND FOR SCREWING UP PEOPLE'S LIFES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wallycrawler says – reply to this

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Hey their kids are fat and lazy just like you "Perez"! Or is it Mario?
Ya porker! Have another donut.
alex says – reply to this

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the older one is cutee
A says – reply to this

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Someone call Chris Hanson!!! That boy is 14 and calling him "cute" is unacceptable!! Disgusting pig! Yeah your gay and a PEDOPHILE! Putting other people on blast! You need to be! I'm sending this to other sites unless you apologise for saying that!
Anthea says – reply to this

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The older one is GORGEOUS!
:]
DAYUMMMMM
meghan says – reply to this

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the older one is a hottie
ANTOINETTE says – reply to this

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WOAH, GORGEOUS ON THE LEFT
:0
vanessa says – reply to this

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holy shit. the older guy is so hot
its beccy b*tch says – reply to this

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ew the older one is UGLY and the other one is a little pug. he is a fatty fatty boom-ba bastic spastic zac efron is cuter
Camilla says – reply to this

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One of these children will be president someday. Get used to them.
leaah says – reply to this

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holy moly!. the older one is a stud on wheels (H)
Demee says – reply to this

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0MG, the older one is a spunk!!!
ava says – reply to this

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the older one is a cutie
jon christopher says – reply to this

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The little kid is a porker!!!!
Richard Simmons says – reply to this

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Ole chrissy is standing sideways and he still looks like a swollen porker!! Put that kid on a diet. Ewww just look at his puffy hands.
Ashley says – reply to this

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That patrick is HOT!!!!!!
jz says – reply to this

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The Kennedy Curse continues…looks like Stoner and Fatass got the gene…tragic…
Al says – reply to this

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You mean Maria Schriver.
reem says says – reply to this

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holy crap! the old one's HOT if he was wearing a suit and was actually paying attention to the camera…WHOA! MINE!
kc says – reply to this

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They look like the siblings from the movie "TWINS" HAHAHAHA
melody says – reply to this

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alittle porky arent we!
hh says – reply to this

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why didnt you say the younger one is cute? he is adorable! so either you dont feel comfy saying you think the younger is cute because you dont want to do a 9 year old, or you are holding something against him b/c he is holding onto some baby fat. i thought you would stick up for the chubbie cuties?! hello?!
Karon says – reply to this

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wow, cute kids
Ciara-Carly-Colleen Doherty-Dougal-Dunlop says – reply to this

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do him on the left anyday haha
the oldest son is pure great
looks nothin like his da
thank fcuk
John says – reply to this

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Really cute! I wonder if he's uncut too, like daddy. Hot!
Hah says – reply to this

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Christopher looks like he and Perez were separated at birth..
shelley says – reply to this

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What a porker!
georgie says – reply to this

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yeah. and the younger one is kinda fat.
Amber says – reply to this

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the comment you left about the "older one" that's just so not right, for so many reasons.
Randi says – reply to this

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Re: pigcunt – wow thats stupid
pinoysweetie says – reply to this

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OMG PATRICK IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO FRICKEN HOT OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marcela Orellana says – reply to this

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I love your site, and I love you keep up the good work….
ft says – reply to this

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younger one looks like you
UCTCA says – reply to this

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Younger one looks like Perez!
Bee says – reply to this

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Isn't it obvious, little Chris looks like a Kennedy.
Chazman says – reply to this

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Nice looking kid's. I like Arnold and Mariah.
asdf says – reply to this

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OMG the olderr onee is cutee:]!
Charli says – reply to this

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the older one is HOT!!
how old is he!!