Sobriety Is For Pussies!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jesse Metcalfe
Where's the wagon????
Someone's off it!
Jesse Metcalfe is pulling a Tara Reid.
The washed up actor is in the U.K. - probably to do some paid club appearances. On Friday night, the former Desperate Housewives star was spotted pAArtying with some friends in London.
It's January, and he's sweating profusely. Uh huh.
Nadine better not be back with him!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 26, 2008 at 7:48 pm
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TWAT
sweattttt aha
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He's RIPPED!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!
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God Perez!!!
Just think how bad YOUR fat ass would be sweating if YOU were there!!!!
First comment. He's ugly.
thats gross lol
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I feel this picture is making me have to go poop! YES! I bend over after seein this and there is a nice juicy log on it's way out! Anyone want to nibble on it like a tootsie pop?! It's nice and has rice and beans in it from taco bell last nite! It's moist and not to runny and not like a sheep terd! It's on the way out and nothins gonna stop it now! Thank GOD for Perez when you are constipated! Keep in comin so I can keep my pooter runnin! To the beat y'all!
shoulda stayed on desperate housewives…
www.rememberheathledger.com
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EEEWWWW
HEii
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ILOVE JESSE METCALFE!!
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I'M HER GIRLFRIEND!! SERIOUSLY!!
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SO HOT!
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METCALFE & LIZARDI 4e!!!
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Who cares about this dude, when New Kids on the Block are getting back together?!!?
He's so fuckin hot.!! I'd let him take his cock without a condom on even if he had aids and ram my asshole and then shoot a big ol load up my sphfincter! fuck ya! then i'd poop it out and put it ontop of a cake like frosting and we'd both eat it up! mmhm girl! then i'd say pound me again like the puppy I am! I will suck your cock and swallow your loads like there is no tommorrow! Holla at yer negro! I'm about to cum just thinkin about it! my boner is so growing!!!
Another LOSER, another story for PerezHilton.com God bless America!!!
dude he is hot
give the guy a break, hes prolly just coked up
hey, nice pitt stains!
eeeew someone forgot their deoderant. him and nadine are back together. u should know that perez!
THIS DUDE IS HOTTT…….SAD HIS LIFE IS THIS WAY
Sweat in January = off the wagon??? You're over-reaching there, Perez…even for a hack like yourself. You go into any club in January in NYC, LA, Chicago….anywhere, and it's the same. It's a cool concept…climate control. People can get hot in any month.
Re Girls aloud ' Cheryl Cole has kicked her footballer husband out of the house as some skank he slept with sold her story - the best of it is she said he kept throwing up as was completely pissed !! disgusting - she also said he had a small dick - which is why cheryl is so pissed the whole of the uk knows he likes to fuck ugly women and has a small dick as well. You have to see a picture of the girl he screwed its unbelievable -
hack
ONE OF THE FEW DRUNKS I WOULD FUCK DEEP AND HARD
Hmm, you must sweat a lot often as well, what with your excessive weight and what not.
You wish your tired, fat ass looked this good. Perez is pathetic trash.
Um, why has no-one else noticed he appears to have pissed himself? look closely at the damp patch on his jeans ;0(
Sarah Silverman has AIDS; Billions of them!
Funny you should mention paid club appearances, he's coming to a student night near you very soon kids
It's too bad, he's got the potential to be a major leading man if he played his cards right. If he'd just stay on the wagon there's no limit to what he might accomplish.
Re: KevC – HIS DICK IS NOT SOO LONG TO REACH THAT SPOT TO PISS ON HIMSELF…MAYBE ITS CUM FROM ONE OF HIS WHORES
Im sure him and nadine are an item. You needs to get your facts right perez!x
he needs deodarant
What a douche
beer me,,,,,,,,, my slut is on the way!!!!!
Everybody is doing some kind of Drugs today, who gives a fuck if this asshole is too!!!
Whatever Perez… he is still hot
she is back with him fool!
God! Where have you been perez?!? Nadine and Jesse have been together since like November!
I'd still try to get him drunk, take him back to the hotel, lay him on his stomach and fuck the hell out of him. HOTT!!!
I don't care!!! I'd still lick all that musky sweat off his beautiful armpits!!!
he really is sooo handsome!
he really is sooo handsome!
Even sweaty he is GORGEOUS!
who the fuck cares about jesse metcalf or whoever the fuck he is. Stop giving him press!!!
jesse used to be hot
Re: tasteytit! – you are disgusting , fags like you are the reason why
some straight people don't respect us
YOU ARE A FUCKING DOCHE BAG !!!!!
FUCKING PIG !!!!!!!
HE is YUMMY! I'd pAARty with him anyday!
Please be mine, Jesse.
say what you want, he is a hot piece of ass !!!!!!
Re: tasteytit! – DOUCHE BAG !!!!!!!
its actually quite warm in london right now so yeah he could really be sweating. I've been sweating walking around.
OH PLEASE YOUR FAT ASS BREAKS INTO A MAJOR SWEAT WALKING TO THE KITCHEN TO GET MORE DORITOS AND DIP TO STUFF INTO YOUR TWO-FACED, 3 CHIN, UGLY PUSS.
I hope he gets better. I don't want him to eff himself up. We have enough of that in Hollywood as it is.
Captain Planet was a crappy cartoon.
I wanna get coked up with Jesse and screw all night long.
i dont give a fuck he can sweat all he wants hes fucking fine as hell
why is he "washed up"? he can probably get roles if he wanted to, with a face and bod like that.
I think Perez is jealous of this guy because he's hot. And I also think Perez doesn't like him because Metcalfe angrily confronted Perez about the stuff Perez puts on his website about him.
I CAN'T DECIDE IF I'D DO HIM OR MARIO LOPEZ IF I HAD A CHOICE. PROBABLY MARIO BUT IT'D BE A CLOSE CALL. PROBABLY MARIO. OH WELL….I DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW.
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OMG I TOOK THAT www.glassbooth.org QUIZ TONS OF TIMES AND OBAMA KEEPS COMING UP AS BEING CLOSEST TO MY VIEWS. HIS VIEWS ON GAYS ARE PROBABLY THE MOST SUPPORTIVE….BUT I'M NOT A ONE ISSUE CANDIDATE. HE ALSO SEEMS TO BE SCORING THE HIGHEST AMONST US WHITE COLLEGE GRADUATES SO THAT TELLS ME SOMETHING TOO.
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THAT TELLS ME THAT MY PEERS ARENT CONSIDERING RACE A FACTOR ANY MORE THAN I AM.
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OBAMA WOULD WIN THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITIO TOO!! TEE HEE. HOLLA!
Re: tasteytit! – #18 AND #11….TEE HEE! THAT WAS FUNNY. NASTY ASS…..BUT FUNNY. NASTY ASS FUNNY SHIT……BOUND TO OUTRAGE SOME PEOPLE….TEE HEE! HOLLA!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
i finally realise what Perez means when he writes pAArtying AA as in alcoholics anonymous. GENIUS haha.
your sweaty every day! I bet you were sweating in Utah recently and it was cold!! But the guy is a tool for sure
P-nasty , at least he is / was an actor , you never got that far ROTFLMFAO
What do you have against Jesse Metcalfe? Everytime you mention him it's in a really harsh negative light. Did he turn down a pass from you at some point? You ugly pig-faced troll.
Some drinking is fine, geez actors need to relax too! Alcoholism and drugs are different. I didn't even know who Jesse metcalfe was before tonight but I mean is a story about someone drinking really worthwhile… NEXT.
Jesse may be a hack, but I'd butt-fuck him until his eyes bled in a New-York-Minute.
Dude is SHITFACED! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse is beautiful! Big deal he sweats like a normal human being. And I bet that sweat smells sweet. Fuck off Perez.
Washed up? Wtf.? This dude is hot, and he's talented. He's just enjoying himself like everyone else does when they let loose. Perez, I love your site, but seriously, does everything you report on have to be talking shit about them? Nothing good is ever said…
I don't care how washed up he supposedly is - he's still amazingly hot! Someone who looks like that can never really be washed up!
He looks like every other smashed college kid looking to get laid
PEREZ HE'S OVER HERE DOING A WEST END PLAY ACTUALLY!!
Nice sweaty armpits dude. It's called deodorant.
uhm, when you go clubbing, don't you usually sweat, because your dancing dick head!
Nadine is a million times too hot and good for him. He should be lucky she ever fell for him!!
Your right! He's coming to my local niteclub in Chester 2morrow!!!!
Im goin to see him hes gorgoues
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He is doing club appearances here in the UK and i gotta tell you the clubs he is appearing at are real bottom-of the-barrel-wouldn't-be-seen-dead in kinda clubs
ugh shut up he is so hot.
GET OVER HIM PEREZ!! HE'S STILL NOT GOING TO DO YOU!!!
THIS GUY IS A FAG
i love jesse metcalf, he is so beautiful
HEY PEREZ
WHAT'S WRONG?? GOT A LITTLE MIS-CONSTRUED INFO ON THIS SITE??
WHY TAKE DOWN UR POST ON JT SO SOON? WERE U WRONG?? HAHA U ARE SUCH A GAY- ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
U SUCK MORE DICK THAN JESSE METCALFE, TARA REID, AND PARIS HILTON COMBINED!!!!!!!
HATE YOU ALWAYS,. XO
Re: YO PEREZ.. GO BLOW JESSE METCALFE U FAT FUCK – DOUCHE BAG
IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT , AND I HATE YOU AS WELL WITH PLEASURE
Re: BJs FOR ALL – IGNORANT DOUCHE BAG , THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP STARING AT HIS PIC AND PLAYING WITH YOUR 1 INCH DICK , FUCKING DOUCHE BAG !!!
Re: Marie – spell much ???? obviously NOT
example : GORGEOUS
you are a CLASSIC DUMB SKANK which most PIG STRAIGHT DUDES are after for
Get a job–bum!!!!!!!
Oh my god Yall i want to have just one hot night with Jessie M. Can god just bless me with one fun night with him. mmmmmmmmmmm There is just one problem I'm a guy… Holy Shit does that make me gay ? ugggggggggggg Well the only other guy I want to sleep with is David beckham. Question Perez if you only want to sleep with 2 guys in the world does that make me gay ???????
I think i need to wash his butt in the same way he needs to wash his pits. seriously i can smell my poopy but from up here. i pooped today and havent showered in about a week. i stink.
I agree with # 7 Perez your ass would be sweating too. & HE IS SOOO HOT!! What a guy cant party without getting harrassad. He has always been hot since his soap days on Passions way before desperate housewives.
WOW,,he is so fucking hot!!! i want to suck his cock o bad,,and lick his arm pits until i cum,,,he is HOT!!!
Perez stop calling my Jesse a hack. He's no such thing!!.. I'm in love with him and he's so cuuuuute!!…he also happens to be Portuguese so I'm very proud of him.
he was at isis near picadilly, i saw him outside, its an awful club though, poor thing. he should have gone to mahiki across the road.
Hes some fucking sexy mother fucker.
Yeah but his packages looks good. I would fuck em
I was just in London and saw in one of the papers that Metcalfe was there to judge a Desperate Housewives contest in some bar outside of London. Also he has been back with Nadine for a while.
damn he is sooooo HOT !!!! I so want to pee on his beautiful face and I will let him pee on me too , I love WATER SPORTS, it is so HOT
Knock it off Mario. We all know you dog on him because he wouldnt let you suck his dick! Youre a tool!