Sobriety Is For Pussies!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Jesse Metcalfe

Where's the wagon????

Someone's off it!

Jesse Metcalfe is pulling a Tara Reid.

The washed up actor is in the U.K. - probably to do some paid club appearances. On Friday night, the former Desperate Housewives star was spotted pAArtying with some friends in London.

It's January, and he's sweating profusely. Uh huh.

Nadine better not be back with him!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 at 7:48 pm / Email this »

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amanda says – reply to this

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TWAT
Genny says – reply to this

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sweattttt aha
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He's RIPPED!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!
kelsey says – reply to this

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FIRST
ht says – reply to this

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God Perez!!!
Just think how bad YOUR fat ass would be sweating if YOU were there!!!!
kukukukirstin says – reply to this

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First comment. He's ugly.
kelly says – reply to this

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thats gross lol
nation says – reply to this

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last
DAM36MANdy says – reply to this

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I feel this picture is making me have to go poop! YES! I bend over after seein this and there is a nice juicy log on it's way out! Anyone want to nibble on it like a tootsie pop?! It's nice and has rice and beans in it from taco bell last nite! It's moist and not to runny and not like a sheep terd! It's on the way out and nothins gonna stop it now! Thank GOD for Perez when you are constipated! Keep in comin so I can keep my pooter runnin! To the beat y'all!
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shoulda stayed on desperate housewives…
b says – reply to this

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www.rememberheathledger.com

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Bella says – reply to this

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EEEWWWW
LAurIiz says – reply to this

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HEii
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ILOVE JESSE METCALFE!!
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I'M HER GIRLFRIEND!! SERIOUSLY!!
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SO HOT!
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METCALFE & LIZARDI 4e!!!
Grace says – reply to this

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Hangin' Tough says – reply to this

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Who cares about this dude, when New Kids on the Block are getting back together?!!?
tasteytit! says – reply to this

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He's so fuckin hot.!! I'd let him take his cock without a condom on even if he had aids and ram my asshole and then shoot a big ol load up my sphfincter! fuck ya! then i'd poop it out and put it ontop of a cake like frosting and we'd both eat it up! mmhm girl! then i'd say pound me again like the puppy I am! I will suck your cock and swallow your loads like there is no tommorrow! Holla at yer negro! I'm about to cum just thinkin about it! my boner is so growing!!!
BO-RING says – reply to this

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Another LOSER, another story for PerezHilton.com God bless America!!!
chris says – reply to this

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dude he is hot
chinye says – reply to this

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give the guy a break, hes prolly just coked up
cess says – reply to this

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hey, nice pitt stains!
jesses pits says – reply to this

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eeeew someone forgot their deoderant. him and nadine are back together. u should know that perez!
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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THIS DUDE IS HOTTT…….SAD HIS LIFE IS THIS WAY
ThisIsStupid says – reply to this

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Sweat in January = off the wagon??? You're over-reaching there, Perez…even for a hack like yourself. You go into any club in January in NYC, LA, Chicago….anywhere, and it's the same. It's a cool concept…climate control. People can get hot in any month.
les says – reply to this

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Re Girls aloud ' Cheryl Cole has kicked her footballer husband out of the house as some skank he slept with sold her story - the best of it is she said he kept throwing up as was completely pissed !! disgusting - she also said he had a small dick - which is why cheryl is so pissed the whole of the uk knows he likes to fuck ugly women and has a small dick as well. You have to see a picture of the girl he screwed its unbelievable -
duh says – reply to this

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hack
LickMyNutz says – reply to this

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ONE OF THE FEW DRUNKS I WOULD FUCK DEEP AND HARD
Justin says – reply to this

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Hmm, you must sweat a lot often as well, what with your excessive weight and what not.
PerezSux says – reply to this

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You wish your tired, fat ass looked this good. Perez is pathetic trash.
KevC says – reply to this

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Um, why has no-one else noticed he appears to have pissed himself? look closely at the damp patch on his jeans ;0(
TheVeggieTalesaremySexToys says – reply to this

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Sarah Silverman has AIDS; Billions of them!
blah says – reply to this

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Funny you should mention paid club appearances, he's coming to a student night near you very soon kids
jessica says – reply to this

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It's too bad, he's got the potential to be a major leading man if he played his cards right. If he'd just stay on the wagon there's no limit to what he might accomplish.
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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Re: KevC – HIS DICK IS NOT SOO LONG TO REACH THAT SPOT TO PISS ON HIMSELF…MAYBE ITS CUM FROM ONE OF HIS WHORES
jenny says – reply to this

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Im sure him and nadine are an item. You needs to get your facts right perez!x
micky says – reply to this

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he needs deodarant
Lori says – reply to this

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What a douche
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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beer me,,,,,,,,, my slut is on the way!!!!!
richard03 says – reply to this

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Everybody is doing some kind of Drugs today, who gives a fuck if this asshole is too!!!
tash says – reply to this

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Whatever Perez… he is still hot
Natalia says – reply to this

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she is back with him fool!
God! Where have you been perez?!? Nadine and Jesse have been together since like November!
Sperminator says – reply to this

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I'd still try to get him drunk, take him back to the hotel, lay him on his stomach and fuck the hell out of him. HOTT!!!
Dr. Feelgood says – reply to this

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I don't care!!! I'd still lick all that musky sweat off his beautiful armpits!!!
dimples says – reply to this

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he really is sooo handsome!
dimples says – reply to this

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he really is sooo handsome!
GirlyGirl says – reply to this

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Even sweaty he is GORGEOUS!
jt says – reply to this

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who the fuck cares about jesse metcalf or whoever the fuck he is. Stop giving him press!!!
Katie says – reply to this

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jesse used to be hot
YUCK says – reply to this

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Re: tasteytit! – you are disgusting , fags like you are the reason why
some straight people don't respect us
YOU ARE A FUCKING DOCHE BAG !!!!!

FUCKING PIG !!!!!!!
Ames says – reply to this

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HE is YUMMY! I'd pAARty with him anyday!
that_girl says – reply to this

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Please be mine, Jesse.
Kahlil says – reply to this

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say what you want, he is a hot piece of ass !!!!!!
YOU ARE ONE NASTY PIG says – reply to this

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Re: tasteytit! – DOUCHE BAG !!!!!!!
InUk says – reply to this

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its actually quite warm in london right now so yeah he could really be sweating. I've been sweating walking around.
PERE IS FAT says – reply to this

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OH PLEASE YOUR FAT ASS BREAKS INTO A MAJOR SWEAT WALKING TO THE KITCHEN TO GET MORE DORITOS AND DIP TO STUFF INTO YOUR TWO-FACED, 3 CHIN, UGLY PUSS.
silly_rabbit says – reply to this

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I hope he gets better. I don't want him to eff himself up. We have enough of that in Hollywood as it is.
Gen. Butt Naked, AFRIKA says – reply to this

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Captain Planet was a crappy cartoon.
Mara says – reply to this

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I wanna get coked up with Jesse and screw all night long.
ItsJohnTuckerrrrr! says – reply to this

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i dont give a fuck he can sweat all he wants hes fucking fine as hell why is he "washed up"? he can probably get roles if he wanted to, with a face and bod like that.
Danny says – reply to this

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I think Perez is jealous of this guy because he's hot. And I also think Perez doesn't like him because Metcalfe angrily confronted Perez about the stuff Perez puts on his website about him.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I CAN'T DECIDE IF I'D DO HIM OR MARIO LOPEZ IF I HAD A CHOICE. PROBABLY MARIO BUT IT'D BE A CLOSE CALL. PROBABLY MARIO. OH WELL….I DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW.
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OMG I TOOK THAT www.glassbooth.org QUIZ TONS OF TIMES AND OBAMA KEEPS COMING UP AS BEING CLOSEST TO MY VIEWS. HIS VIEWS ON GAYS ARE PROBABLY THE MOST SUPPORTIVE….BUT I'M NOT A ONE ISSUE CANDIDATE. HE ALSO SEEMS TO BE SCORING THE HIGHEST AMONST US WHITE COLLEGE GRADUATES SO THAT TELLS ME SOMETHING TOO.
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THAT TELLS ME THAT MY PEERS ARENT CONSIDERING RACE A FACTOR ANY MORE THAN I AM.
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OBAMA WOULD WIN THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITIO TOO!! TEE HEE. HOLLA!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: tasteytit! – #18 AND #11….TEE HEE! THAT WAS FUNNY. NASTY ASS…..BUT FUNNY. NASTY ASS FUNNY SHIT……BOUND TO OUTRAGE SOME PEOPLE….TEE HEE! HOLLA!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WHAT'S THAT STAIN ON HIS PANTS??? GROSS!!!
WOW says – reply to this

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i finally realise what Perez means when he writes pAArtying AA as in alcoholics anonymous. GENIUS haha.
bobina says – reply to this

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your sweaty every day! I bet you were sweating in Utah recently and it was cold!! But the guy is a tool for sure
P1LL says – reply to this

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P-nasty , at least he is / was an actor , you never got that far ROTFLMFAO
Pez falls says – reply to this

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What do you have against Jesse Metcalfe? Everytime you mention him it's in a really harsh negative light. Did he turn down a pass from you at some point? You ugly pig-faced troll.
Brad says – reply to this

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Some drinking is fine, geez actors need to relax too! Alcoholism and drugs are different. I didn't even know who Jesse metcalfe was before tonight but I mean is a story about someone drinking really worthwhile… NEXT.
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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Jesse may be a hack, but I'd butt-fuck him until his eyes bled in a New-York-Minute.
COCO says – reply to this

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Dude is SHITFACED! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krispin Glover says – reply to this

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Jesse is beautiful! Big deal he sweats like a normal human being. And I bet that sweat smells sweet. Fuck off Perez.
K says – reply to this

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Washed up? Wtf.? This dude is hot, and he's talented. He's just enjoying himself like everyone else does when they let loose. Perez, I love your site, but seriously, does everything you report on have to be talking shit about them? Nothing good is ever said…
Pete says – reply to this

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I don't care how washed up he supposedly is - he's still amazingly hot! Someone who looks like that can never really be washed up!
dinah says – reply to this

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He looks like every other smashed college kid looking to get laid
EMILY says – reply to this

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PEREZ HE'S OVER HERE DOING A WEST END PLAY ACTUALLY!!
Snickers says – reply to this

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Nice sweaty armpits dude. It's called deodorant.
Ell says – reply to this

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uhm, when you go clubbing, don't you usually sweat, because your dancing dick head!
Jasmine says – reply to this

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Nadine is a million times too hot and good for him. He should be lucky she ever fell for him!!
Marie says – reply to this

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Your right! He's coming to my local niteclub in Chester 2morrow!!!!
Im goin to see him hes gorgoues
xxx
mj says – reply to this

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He is doing club appearances here in the UK and i gotta tell you the clubs he is appearing at are real bottom-of the-barrel-wouldn't-be-seen-dead in kinda clubs
sam says – reply to this

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ugh shut up he is so hot.
alan brickman says – reply to this

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GET OVER HIM PEREZ!! HE'S STILL NOT GOING TO DO YOU!!!
BJs FOR ALL says – reply to this

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THIS GUY IS A FAG
ryan says – reply to this

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i love jesse metcalf, he is so beautiful
YO PEREZ.. GO BLOW JESSE METCALFE U FAT FUCK says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ
WHAT'S WRONG?? GOT A LITTLE MIS-CONSTRUED INFO ON THIS SITE??
WHY TAKE DOWN UR POST ON JT SO SOON? WERE U WRONG?? HAHA U ARE SUCH A GAY- ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
U SUCK MORE DICK THAN JESSE METCALFE, TARA REID, AND PARIS HILTON COMBINED!!!!!!!
HATE YOU ALWAYS,. XO
PEREZ HATES YOUR FUG ASS TOO says – reply to this

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Re: YO PEREZ.. GO BLOW JESSE METCALFE U FAT FUCK – DOUCHE BAG
IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT , AND I HATE YOU AS WELL WITH PLEASURE
AND MAYBE YOU ARE TOO says – reply to this

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Re: BJs FOR ALL – IGNORANT DOUCHE BAG , THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP STARING AT HIS PIC AND PLAYING WITH YOUR 1 INCH DICK , FUCKING DOUCHE BAG !!!
WOW MARIE !!!! says – reply to this

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Re: Marie – spell much ???? obviously NOT

example : GORGEOUS

you are a CLASSIC DUMB SKANK which most PIG STRAIGHT DUDES are after for
SSA Woodlawn Maryland says – reply to this

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Get a job–bum!!!!!!!
Kenny says – reply to this

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Oh my god Yall i want to have just one hot night with Jessie M. Can god just bless me with one fun night with him. mmmmmmmmmmm There is just one problem I'm a guy… Holy Shit does that make me gay ? ugggggggggggg Well the only other guy I want to sleep with is David beckham. Question Perez if you only want to sleep with 2 guys in the world does that make me gay ???????
wawa says – reply to this

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I think i need to wash his butt in the same way he needs to wash his pits. seriously i can smell my poopy but from up here. i pooped today and havent showered in about a week. i stink.
chops says – reply to this

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I agree with # 7 Perez your ass would be sweating too. & HE IS SOOO HOT!! What a guy cant party without getting harrassad. He has always been hot since his soap days on Passions way before desperate housewives.
bigdickboy says – reply to this

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WOW,,he is so fucking hot!!! i want to suck his cock o bad,,and lick his arm pits until i cum,,,he is HOT!!!
Proud Portuguesa says – reply to this

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Perez stop calling my Jesse a hack. He's no such thing!!.. I'm in love with him and he's so cuuuuute!!…he also happens to be Portuguese so I'm very proud of him.
xxx says – reply to this

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he was at isis near picadilly, i saw him outside, its an awful club though, poor thing. he should have gone to mahiki across the road.
Brittany says – reply to this

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Hes some fucking sexy mother fucker.
Testa from Winnipeg says – reply to this

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Yeah but his packages looks good. I would fuck em
Just in London says – reply to this

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I was just in London and saw in one of the papers that Metcalfe was there to judge a Desperate Housewives contest in some bar outside of London. Also he has been back with Nadine for a while.
kid17 says – reply to this

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damn he is sooooo HOT !!!! I so want to pee on his beautiful face and I will let him pee on me too , I love WATER SPORTS, it is so HOT
Perez Sucks! says – reply to this

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Knock it off Mario. We all know you dog on him because he wouldnt let you suck his dick! Youre a tool!