This Is Not A Joke

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Yes, that really is Kathy Griffin on the cover of the new Advocate.

She personally called up Mariah and asked for the name of her retoucher.

Flawless work! You can barely tell she's 47 years old….or human!

    Posted: Jan 26, 2008 at 1:21 am / Email this  »

    351 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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    1. gia says – reply to this


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      She's friggin hysterical

    2. John says – reply to this


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      OMG i love her sooooo much—– and im the first comment!!

    3. me says – reply to this


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      to bad everyone is trying to get rich off of britney. She needs to get out of hollywood and live a real life. Never did like Kathy.

    4. what? says – reply to this


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      first bitches?

    5. You're not first, dumb ass says – reply to this


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      shut up! That's crazy

    6. perezrocks says – reply to this


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      I think that she should be on the C list at least.

    7. mom says – reply to this


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      Mike Gravel

    8. shea says – reply to this


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      lol she's crazy

    9. Anna says – reply to this


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      Haha I love her shes so funny

    10. blc says – reply to this


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      first

    11. corinne says – reply to this


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      first for once!!!
      thanks for something besides bitchney
      love kathy griffen she looks great-its refreshing to see comics-and gossip columnists for once being honest! thanks

    12. catarina :) says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTT!!!! :)

    13. Meg says – reply to this


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      I LOVE HER!

    14. IowaGIrl says – reply to this


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      It may be retouched extensively, but it's Hilarious! lol

    15. catarina :) says – reply to this


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      FIRST! :)

    16. catarina :) says – reply to this


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      FIRST! :)

    17. Bianca says – reply to this


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      That's hot pussy!!!

    18. lyndsea says – reply to this


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      first.

    19. [erez says – reply to this


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      first. i love kathy!

    20. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      I love Kathy Griffin!!! She makes fun of celebs too.

      but she is actually funny…..unlike perez

    21. phera says – reply to this


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      first

    22. jen g. says – reply to this


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      i love her.

    23. AwesomePants says – reply to this


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      12th!!!!!!

    24. whocares says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES?

    25. Nadia says – reply to this


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      bloody hell! lol

    26. aydno1 says – reply to this


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      GIRL, YOU SO NASTY!!!

    27. b says – reply to this


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      Hi everyone here it is again…

      www.RememberHeathLedger.com

      Thanks

    28. tommy boy says – reply to this


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      first

    29. siogh;esi;nb says – reply to this


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      what a new joke

    30. boop says – reply to this


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      ew

    31. Carol says – reply to this


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      Hey…Alex

    32. Kate says – reply to this


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      first suckas.

    33. Jane says – reply to this


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      U r so mean Perez! I love your site but your insults are so harsh. On many occasions lately you cross the line with your hateful comments

    34. Vilmers! says – reply to this


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      F I R E C R O T C H !!!!!!!!!!!

      haha

      first?

    35. michelle says – reply to this


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      Kathy ROCKS!

    36. Aubrey says – reply to this


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      That's good work! Looks amazing, must admit.

    37. tonya says – reply to this


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      shes awesome!

    38. KATHY IS THE SHYT! says – reply to this


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      KATHY IS SO FRICKIN FUNNY!

    39. A nice girl says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      I believe homosexuality is a chemical imbalance within the brain coupled with environmental factors and feelings of insecurity. Homosexuals should be studied, because it isnt natural to be born gay. I am not a bigot, I actually have gay relatives and friends. I just believe homosexuality is not normal. I do not advocate it or support it, but at the same time I will never deliberately be mean to a homosexual. Please Perez, get help and look inside yourself. You are gay because of multiple reasons, you just need to take this challenge and figure out why. I wish you luck - and maybe one day you can find peace.

    40. phoebe says – reply to this


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      first.. hmm doesnt even look like her

    41. Dave says – reply to this


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      sixth?

    42. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Hey she's gay friendly leave her alone lol

    43. KATHY GRIFFIN IS GROSS, PLEASE GO AWAY says – reply to this


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      THAT MUST BE SOME SCARY LOOKING SHIT. SHE'S SO DISGUSTING.

    44. KATHY GRIFFIN IS GROSS, PLEASE GO AWAY says – reply to this


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      THAT MUST BE SOME SCARY LOOKING SHIT. SHE'S SO DISGUSTING.

    45. KATHY GRIFFIN IS GROSS, PLEASE GO AWAY says – reply to this


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      THAT MUST BE SOME SCARY LOOKING SHIT. SHE'S SO DISGUSTING.

    46. KATHY GRIFFIN IS GROSS, PLEASE GO AWAY says – reply to this


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      THAT MUST BE SOME SCARY LOOKING SHIT. SHE'S SO DISGUSTING.

    47. KATHY GRIFFIN IS GROSS, PLEASE GO AWAY says – reply to this


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      THAT MUST BE SOME SCARY LOOKING SHIT. SHE'S SO DISGUSTING.

    48. carmine says – reply to this


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      where's her nose?

    49. phoebe says – reply to this


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      yess

    50. GIANA says – reply to this


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      I FUCKIN LOVE KATH SHE IS AMAZING!

    51. adriann says – reply to this


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      I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN./ SHE CAN DO NO WRONG IN MY BOOK!!!
      :D

    52. xMercy says – reply to this


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      ha! i love this bitch.

    53. W says – reply to this


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      I AM SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER BEING LOVED BY THE GAYS. WELL I AM ONE GAY THAT FINDS HER REPUGNANT!

      SHE IS AWEFUL. NOT FUNNY. NOT GLAMOUROUS. NOT ANYTHING. PERIOD!

    54. vannesa says – reply to this


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      i love her, hey kathy if you see this, reply back, ahhaha, no reallly youre funny

    55. Krystie says – reply to this


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      I love her!! I was lucky enough to see her live in Seattle a couple of months ago, she's amazing!!

    56. chaz says – reply to this


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      She's so ghostly white what's wrong with her!

    57. Queen of the Spammed says – reply to this


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      That bitch is funny as hell. Maybe she'll hook up with Flava flav next. Love that media whore!!!!!!!

    58. Queen of the Spammed says – reply to this


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      Re: chaz – BOO! She's white. Have'nt you seen a white person before?

    59. waness says – reply to this


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      I love her. So the photo is retouched, it's still funny.

    60. lexi says – reply to this


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      Kathy Griffin is my fucking hero!!!!!!!!!!

    61. Cari says – reply to this


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      She kind of looks like Lauren Holly in that photo.

    62. Jezabel says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU KATHY!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BOMB BIZZLE FIZZLE DIZZLE RIZZLE NIZZLE!!!!!!

    63. I HAD SEXY WITH KATHY GRIFFIN AND IM FAMOUS...REALLY FAMOUS ! says – reply to this


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      WHERE CAN I GET THE UNCENSORED VERSION ? ;)
      YOUR PERFECT.

    64. not a gay man says – reply to this


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      and I LOOOOOVE HER

    65. again says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      I believe homosexuality is a chemical imbalance within the brain coupled with environmental factors and feelings of insecurity. Homosexuals should be studied, because it isnt natural to be born gay. I am not a bigot, I actually have gay relatives and friends. I just believe homosexuality is not normal. I do not advocate it or support it, but at the same time I will never deliberately be mean to a homosexual. Please Perez, get help and look inside yourself. You are gay because of multiple reasons, you just need to take this challenge and figure out why. I wish you luck - and maybe one day you can find peace.

    66. eatnuts says – reply to this


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      ew, she is so grotesque

    67. luvkathy says – reply to this


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      kathy rocks - she is openly a friend of the gays, and that's more than most celebs can say! she's hilarious too!

    68. BRANDY ROBERTSON says – reply to this


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      I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HER!!!!!!! AND SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC…. FUCK WHAT ANYONE WANTS TO SAY ABOUT HER - SHE ROCKS IN MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    69. parismn says – reply to this


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      Leave Kathy alone.

    70. anonymous says – reply to this


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      Knowledge is free.

      We are Anonymous.

      We are Legion.

      We do not forgive.

      WE DO NOT FORGET.

      Expect us.

    71. Teresa says – reply to this


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      Am I the sixtieth to comment!!!!#60 bitches!!!LOL about the D-List Flava Flav comment, but this girl Kathy is clearly worthy of C-List Brett Michael's "Rock of Love" competition!

    72. j.j. says – reply to this


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      i'm seeing her show at MSG tomorrow, love her!

    73. Lysette says – reply to this


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      Perez, you need to stop. That shot is hilarious. I am going to get a copy of that Advocate, a first for me since I'm straight. Kathy is such a natural comedian. Kudos to the magazine for the funny cover.

    74. Kathy Rocks says – reply to this


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      Kathy looks great on the cover of the Advocate . I saw her in person in Cupertino and she looked better in person. I wish I could have met her. She's hilarious, can't wait until Life on the D-list comes back on.

    75. emily says – reply to this


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      …….and that car doesn't even have a door

    76. Yuck says – reply to this


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      I love KATHY! She's hilarious and a riot! She is so freakin funny.

      Perez, you suck!

    77. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Thats pretty funny, this chick is growing on me little by little.

    78. beer says – reply to this


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      LOL that bitch wishes she looked that good. that must have been shot thru the baba wawa vaseline lens and retouched 500%. She is so fucking ugly and hideous no way she looks even halfway fuckable… unless it is that big fat fucking troll dude she has been seen with. You should have filed this under SCARY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    79. jess says – reply to this


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      she looks awesome! i love her!!!!

    80. PerezSupporter says – reply to this


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      Oh Perez, you're such a bitch queen sometimes. Just admit she's friggin hilarious and that you want her to be your hag.

    81. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      Red Heads have hot pockets.

    82. Ginga Ninja says – reply to this


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      Re: A nice girl
      hmmm, OKAY let me get this straight. So if a chemical imbalance is partly the cause, are you saying that as with depression, anxiety, personality disorders and the like that there is a medication that can "cure " being gay? How do you know that homosexuality isn't normal? Did you know that scientist have discovered several different species of animal that exhibit homosexual behavior? Even certain species of frog can switch gender? Did you know that PEOPLE are also animals?
      So are you asking Perez to become a scientist and research the cause of homosexuality? Why does he have to do it, why can't you? Why do you even care about who a person chooses to be with. I am asking you to challenge your self, and find out why you have a problem with someones sexual preference. Maybe some day you will find peace in knowing it doesn't effing matter

    83. allyk says – reply to this


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      wow you stupid fuck perez, no kidding she was retouched. hollywood is all about making people look better than they really are.. it's all part of the illusion,the lifestyle, the dream that keeps us so called ( normal people) enthralled with it all.
      by the way you're like the pot calling the kettle black, cause all your pics on your homepage have been so doctored. they are nothing like the real thing at all. stop throwing stones at glass houses, yours may shatter soon.

    84. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Re: anonymous – yes yes YES!
      It's about time and I want to help.

    85. Nikisez says – reply to this


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      Too funny!!

    86. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Re: A nice girl – Fucking brain-washed scientologist!
      So, by your logic, you weren't born "straight" either. Did you have to "learn" it? What are you, 9yrs old? Retard.

      Expect us

    87. hannah says – reply to this


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      first!

    88. J says – reply to this


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      Re: A nice girl – you have been brainwashed by christians. Learn to think for yurself you fat bitter christian cunt hole :o )

    89. MELLIE says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER OVER-RATED
      WASHED UP
      FAG HAG SLAG
      NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER.
      HOLLYWOOD GOLDDIGGER OR DESPERATE HOUSE-HO?

    90. BellaDaisy says – reply to this


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      I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN !!! Saw her in Atlantic City and she killed it!!! SOOO FUNNY!!!

    91. Germanguy says – reply to this


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      Kathy rocks! Thats totally her! So LoL ^^

    92. EEE GEE says – reply to this


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      omfg i love kathy! she's so funny. she makes me pee in my pants she is so funny. :P

    93. nicolle says – reply to this


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      Love her and she looks great even with out the re touches. P.S. Funny Funny Funny

    94. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I think the fact that it is soooo retouched just adds to the mockery. Everyone knows celebs don't look as amazing in real-life as they do in the gab-mags. C'mon. Kathy Griffin is hilarious, and pretty much my idol. It almost makes me want to be gay, simply so I can be one of her "gays". ha ha.

    95. *JessicA* says – reply to this


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      Shes freakin hilarious… LOVE love Love her!!

    96. Meg says – reply to this


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      She is so hillarious I knew she would do something like that eventually

    97. maggie says – reply to this


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      I LOVE KATHY!!! she's so amazing

    98. Maverick says – reply to this


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      Re: MELLIE

      you suck and it's sad. love your poor childrens book rhyming however… boo to you.

    99. SO WHAT says – reply to this


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      I HOPE PEREZ HILTON DIES OF AIDS.

    100. doggie balls says – reply to this


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      i have been wanting to see that fucking pussy for years. I am told fucking dogs eat her every night and wonder what so good about her fucking CUNT

      she sucikng off the big man nowadays so she will be the new queen bitch

      Cunt

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