If Kevin Federline Could Sing….

Filed under: Timbaland > Francophilia

It would be this dude!

Timbaland debuted his new protege on Saturday at the NRJ Music Awards.

He's some French dude named M. Pokora.

He's kinda hot….if it was still 1998!

Click here to watch his boyband moves and Timbo-produced song Dangerous.

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm / Email this »

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& says – reply to this

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Give me a fucking BREAK!!!
& says – reply to this

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WTF happened to the JT post???
I bet he posts it later like It's NEW. Perez thinks we're STUPID!!!
fleur-de-lis says – reply to this

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I love that song. It rocks.
Pam says – reply to this

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Again.. WHO CARES
fatty says – reply to this

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second!#!$!
ann says – reply to this

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watch out justin timberlake!!!
ILOVE KFED! says – reply to this

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KFed CAN dance…………DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheri says – reply to this

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I don't think he's that good…funny cause Timberland usually picks the winners!
Whackness says – reply to this

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Music is hot, though
Emmy says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
ivana Jercough says – reply to this

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THAT WAS a fine fine piece of petite ass.
mike p says – reply to this

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poops
liliyah says – reply to this

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hi you!
C'est vrai qu'il ressemble à kevin federline/It is true he really looks like kevin federline!
He's hot trop canon!!!
love You (L)
french are hot;)
bisous
Gabbi says – reply to this

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He does look like a cross between justin and kevin. but what is so obvious here is that timberland is trying to create another Justin. He's good, but he's a carbon copy and that is going to be his downfall. In my opinion. Not hot, kind of creepy looking. His nose or something.
Cyndy says – reply to this

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I kinda love it. He sorta reminds me of Justin Timberlake
dude says – reply to this

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jt wanna be
Kim says – reply to this

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Aw, I think he's cute.

…and can't K-Fed dance? I mean, that's how that whole mess with Brit Brit even started, yeah?
Aga says – reply to this

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Pokora that's a Polish surname
Laura says – reply to this

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I think i like it..xD
Queeny says – reply to this

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Note to Timbaland: there's such a thing as OVER EXPOSURE.

Sounds the same as the rest of the stuff he's churned out with Justin and the like. Great at first, just getting dull now….almost as bad as that ridiculous Justin/Fifty-cent collaboration…I mean, please!!
sacha says – reply to this

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m pokora sucks! this guy just want to be the new justin! but comon dude! you suck! a french fan of perez
alex says – reply to this

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Kevin Federline is a backup dancer is he not?
gabbi says – reply to this

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and it looks like he's married from the ring finger. His wife better watch out, this is just the kind of guy unfitney would like to latch on to.
laura says – reply to this

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What happened to the justin timberland post?
x666x says – reply to this

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he is so stupid
LS says – reply to this

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meh, whatever
YOUR SPERM says – reply to this

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Oooh. K Fed and JT all in one.
CUQ says – reply to this

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WTF????…..THiZ GuYz CaNT SiNG
Lo says – reply to this

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he's dressed like Justin Timberlake..0_o
kat. says – reply to this

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If K Fed and JT made a baby that would be him.
CARLTON says – reply to this

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Why do all Timbaland songs sounds the same?

Tell him to stop.
Eathan says – reply to this

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He's hardly a new artist.
He's well known in France for a good few years.
L says – reply to this

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m.pokora has been around for a while…long before i ever heard of timbaland…hes popular in france and switzerland, but this is the first english song i've heard from him…thought it was really good! =)
Queeny says – reply to this

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Re: Cyndy –

Hmm, I wonder why you would think that?

I mean, there's the song that sounds like a Justin song, Timbaland featuring on it, who features on almost everything Justin does now, he's wearing the same style as Justin, he's dancing in Justin's style, singing in Justin's style, has the same hair cut as Justin and the Justin style stubble…

…but really, why does he remind you of him?!

You bloody stupid inbred!
Jess says – reply to this

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Kfed started out as a backup dancer….
so he can dance
espo369 says – reply to this

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what a douche (the both of them)
vangoghsEar says – reply to this

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Boring….something new please…..
FUCK PEREZ says – reply to this

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Re: & –
PEREZ, EVERYONE HAS CAUGHT ON.. U ARE NOTHING BUT A FAKE ASS- FAT FUCKIN GAY ASS LOSER. NO ONE ON THIS EARTH WOULD THINK OF FUCKING YOU- OR YOUR HORSE MOUTH.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST ABOUT JT HUH??
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST ABOUT JT HUH??
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST ABOUT JT HUH??
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST ABOUT JT HUH??
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST ABOUT JT HUH??
I GUESS YOU READERS ARE TOO STUPID TO FUCKING NOTICE HUH?????
kasjfe says – reply to this

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thats so hot!!!!!!
Pedro says – reply to this

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Justin Timberlake wanna be…
djp says – reply to this

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It's as if Timbaland gave birth to a timberlake/federline mixed baby. And who is the dude on stage at the end rapping? It looks like it could be Timbalands brother…
lx says – reply to this

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actually, pokora has a nice sog with ricky martin called it's allright
umm says – reply to this

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new protegee????? m.pokora is not new, he's been around for awhile and has already been making music!
jumper says – reply to this

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na the jt post i think turned out 2 be false and he dont want to cause madd rumer shitt loooollllooolllool
tra says – reply to this

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are u fucking kidding me?????? GO home K-FED
zika says – reply to this

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I FUCKING LOVE IT

THANKS PEREZ. U ALWAYS PICK GOOD SONGS. WELL. MOST OF THE TIME.
Eve says – reply to this

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No way… I'm so ashamed to be half french… The worst part is that this guy actually is a success in France. They call it the French Justin Timberlake. Yeah, right!
jordyn elle says – reply to this

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PEREZ! what is so 1998 about him?!?!
all i know is im going to marry him..
uhuhuhuh he is gorgeous!
jordyn elle says – reply to this

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PEREZ! what is so 1998 about him?!?!
all i know is im going to marry him..
uhuhuhuh he is gorgeous!
French gurl says – reply to this

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Matt Pokora est une bombassssseeeeeeeee
Yep he's hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
shanna says – reply to this

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ew, so bad.
defSpotCom says – reply to this

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dont know..thats a pretty hot track to me.

watch music videos all day all night on defSpot.com
storme says – reply to this

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I saw Nrj music awards yesterday it was bad and I don't like m.pokora.
christy says – reply to this

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why did you delete your post about justin timberlake making out with another girl?
hartlepoulette says – reply to this

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that guy is ridiculous
he was in a lame boysband that lasted for about 3 months…Now he wants an "international career" COME ON !!
you guys are lucky not to understand french because he's sort of talking like Jean Claude vandamme !
I hope Timbaland gets a lot of $$ for that sh*** !
dan says – reply to this

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PEREZ ¡¡¡ M.POKORA IS NOT NEW, HE WON " POPSTARS"FEW YEARS AGO AND 2 YEARS AGO IN FRANCE AND LATIN AMERICA WAS A BIG SCANDAL THAT POKORA WAS DATING RICKY MARTIN , HE WAS FEATURED IN THE EUROPEAN VERSION OF ITS ALRIGHT, RICKY´S SECOND SINGLE FROM LIFE, BOTH WERE IN MINI SHORTS IN GREECE IN RICKY´S BOAT, AND POKORA ALSO APPEARED IN THE VIDEO OD THE AMERICAN VERSION, THEY WERE ALSO SEEN IN MANY FRENCH CLUBS.
erin says – reply to this

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lame-o
Luv TIMBALAND says – reply to this

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TIMBALAND, FIFTY, JT, ONE REPUBLIC,MISSY, KANYE,DEST. CHILD,COMMON, NELLY,OPRAH,LENNY,PUBLIC ENEMY, MARIAH,Perez, AND ON AND ON…and you don't stop…keep your head up ! one love ,peace and I'm out…
KELLY.B.UK says – reply to this

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I LIKE IT EVEN IF HE IS A BIT LIKE JT BUT GOOD CATCHY SONG!!
Derek says – reply to this

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I predict it here - Timabaland will go down in popularity in a couple of years!!! He is doing too many projects!!! Now when I hear Timabaland - I think "Again?" - He better watch out.
google says – reply to this

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You've got to google his images. He is HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Christina says – reply to this

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POST ABOUT JT?
d88 says – reply to this

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If Justin was slightly fug and Timbaland was on Jenny Craig…this would be the result.
sad.
On the bright side, the lights were pretty.
=)
Pootytang says – reply to this

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I guess Justin Timberlake wasn't available.
mi says – reply to this

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He wants too hard to be justin his fans are 11 years french girls.He sucks.
ines says – reply to this

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Now he looks like a pimp.

But sometime around 2003 he had really cool songs, and he certainly didn't have these moves !

Now he's a hybrid: Justin + K.Fed
Ponce says – reply to this

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oh please he's just a gay copy of JT…..no thank you Timbaland
Del de France says – reply to this

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This guy is hugely popular in France, he went solo after winning a reality pop band programme. He is brilliant, totally dedicated & down to earth.
heather says – reply to this

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ha! i have known about him for years and years. some of his old stuff is so cheesy!

i used to listen to french online radio they always played his boy band music, i have his debut cd, it's so cheesy and hilariously euro
jj says – reply to this

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Does the world really need another Justin Timberlake with a worst singing voice? I'm surprised at Timbo, I thought Justin was his number one artist. He's just a lackluster version of him.
SARAH says – reply to this

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I love me some Timbaland and was into this song until… that guy started singing.
lisa says – reply to this

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i know this singer im french hes absoluty perfect and youre right kevin federline could b this one but thats impossible lol c u aurevoir!!!!
LA says – reply to this

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The start of the song is Justin Timberlake's "My Love" ….he dresses like Justin too….but HE CAN'T SING!
Bruce says – reply to this

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it looks like a tall justin timberlake to me
asiangyrl says – reply to this

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he kinda looks like kfed with a hit of jt
but this song is catchy though
cakester says – reply to this

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How are his moves boy band-esque? I mean, he can't sing. And, the song in and of itself is laughable…but the moves he was doing are the same as what Justin Timberlake is doing right now. Oh, well. This fellow won't be around long.
Drake says – reply to this

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Umm…This guy's been out for a WHILE now Perez.
Pierre says – reply to this

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M Pokora is gay! I'm french and in France, everybody hate him! he's so bad!
Larry says – reply to this

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This type of music which borders on trance or hypnosis is actually dangerous because it forms too close a contact with realms that are best left alone. Music is the primary form-building force and medium, and as such it is too powerful to misuse.
so' says – reply to this

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haha!
M.Pokora is ridiculos, is was in a reality tv show and was in a group called "link up" and went solo with even more rubbish music!
I acctualy think that KFed could be better :p
babe says – reply to this

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le label a du casquer au maximum pour se faire refiler les fonds de tiroir de timbaland… et donner un semblant de crédibilité à ce pauvre loser. c'est ce qu'on appelle un hold-up en règle!
Louise xx says – reply to this

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OMG.
As shitty as this guy is its so wierd.

3 years ago when i was on holiday in france all we had was crappy french tv and there was this one song that kept on playing on the tele and i just typed in this dudes name on youtube and found the video….so strange lol
claire says – reply to this

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ah ah , I am French and I can tell you : the songs of this guy are like shit !
Are you kidding me says – reply to this

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WOW.. everything about that clip is WRONG. The guy's voice is annoying, his outfit sucks, his moves are stiff and robotic, the lyrics and beat SUCK, and those stupid girls dancing in boxes, wtf is up with that? I'm dissappointed in Timbaland's selection. If this guy's famous in France, let's keep it that way.
jasmine says – reply to this

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so is he tryna replace justin or something.
i mean, he's alright. nothing to scream at. the songs kinda catchy.
Julien says – reply to this

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M.pokora just suck!!!!!! seriously you don't kow him in america, but that's a good thing. I can't believe that Timbaland just produced him. it's like he produced Jessica Simpson if you know what I mean
lilprncez says – reply to this

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O.o Dude that guy i good! He's like a Massari look alike!! O.o and he's french =D Fier de comprendre le francais!!!
b is baaaaaaaaaaaaack says – reply to this

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really good song but………….. that doesn't remind u guys of michael jackson's song called 'dangerous'? the song had very similar lyrics…
Trish says – reply to this

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Music has clearly not evolved.
Mary - Leah says – reply to this

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Although this guy is hot…his songs are not that good…I mean, the lyrics sux …
But huh…He's hot so….who cares? ahaha
Let's see how famous he's gonna be!
FrenchTouch says – reply to this

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M.Pokora…C'est quand même une grosse merde ce type.
Mais bon, sympa de voir qu'aux states, on s'interresse un peu aux francais!
Dommage que ce soit un site pour des gamines de 10ans…
tt says – reply to this

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uhh..ok timbaland is that your new JT protege'
SAxlerod says – reply to this

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Now since the music industry suxs in the US, as I told many artists you have to "go in through the outdoor" to get what the US can't give you. In other words, you some times have to start in another country. Timbaland and others are doing that. This is a good track and thank goodness dude was singing for real. This track also sounds like it was a left-over from Justin Timberlake's album that he passed on. Still great track!
Joan of Arc says – reply to this

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Vive la France! Il est magnifique! Bravo! Bravo!
And if any of you were interested–I am still a virgin. Oui! Oui!
I'm no Britney. I do not lie.
Carol says – reply to this

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WHY DOES TIMBALAND HAVE TO BE IN EVERY VIDEO/SHOW OF EVERYONE HE PRODUCES NOW??? HE'S SO OVEREXPOSED AND ALL HIS BEATS ARE STARTING TO SOUND RECYCLED. TIMBO GO SET DOWN FOR A WHILE. STAY BEHIND THE SCENES LIKE ALL THE OTHER PRODUCERS AND DON'T MAKE ANYMORE BEATS UNTIL YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING FRESH AND NEW!!!
Ridiculous says – reply to this

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Does Timbaland even know how to write a different song? All of his songs are exactly the same with different lyrics. It's getting ridiculously boring…
some french girl says – reply to this

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you know what in france nobody likes him , matt pokora is a big shiiiit
i dont know why timbaland does this thing ith him
god bless my poor hears
French Girl says – reply to this

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I think he's trying to act like Justin Timberlake!!
The song's nice.. but he act like JT !
Phillip says – reply to this

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i likey !!
but the poor white singer can't dance

this is hottttt though
french fan says – reply to this

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Rumors say he's gay in france, & belived me it's true that the only thing good ! That guy is a little shit from a real tv show he sucks but he's kinda sexyyyy you 've to admit it !! but not as much as u perezzzz !! :p

french fannnnnnn
cyao

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