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If Kevin Federline Could Sing….

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It would be this dude!

Timbaland debuted his new protege on Saturday at the NRJ Music Awards.

He's some French dude named M. Pokora.

He's kinda hot….if it was still 1998!

Click here to watch his boyband moves and Timbo-produced song Dangerous.

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307 comments to “If Kevin Federline Could Sing….”

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  1. Dara says – reply to this


    101

    he is such a wanna be jt! but no one will ever come close. timbaland cant replace him!

  2. Ruby-Ann says – reply to this


    102

    *copy*Justin Timberlake*copy*

    *paste*M. Pokora

  3. everythingandme says – reply to this


    103

    omg this is huge!! i never thought this would happen. My Matt Pokora is gonna hit the us. ahah awesome. dont know about his new style a la kevin federline and jt, he was better before tho.

  4. jenny says – reply to this


    104

    WTF???
    He is just trying to act like Justin.

  5. frenchkiss says – reply to this


    105

    Re: hartlepoulette

    You're right. For the French M.Pokora is nothing more than a piece of shit. If u want some real French artists, u can try Camille or Christophe Willem.

  6. ???? says – reply to this


    106

    and what happened to the justin postttt???? i noticed

  7. nathalie says – reply to this


    107

    WOOT! vive la france!!! its hott! and hes big in france apparently… its cool im glad timbaland is branching out to people OUT SIDE the US… there are tons of good people that we have no idea about just because their songs arent in english… hes going to get big!!!

  8. jake says – reply to this


    108

    Same old Beat Timbo uses,that damn synth turn the knob man, i'm very sick of him , no more timbo, fallback relax take a year off people are growning sick of the same beat just remixed.

  9. as says – reply to this


    109

    He's just a Justin Timberlake & Usher wannabe.
    Check out his videos on youtube and see for yourself his crappy dance & songs attempts. And that's Timbaland's brother :)

  10. KOKI FROM CALI! says – reply to this


    110

    WHY DOES ALL THE SONGS HE MAKES SOUND THE SAME??? TAKE BREAK COME UP WITH NEW SHIT..

  11. lindsey says – reply to this


    111

    justin's gonna be pisssssssssssed

  12. 57412 says – reply to this


    112

    basically an old justin song over a new justin beat..

  13. Sonya says – reply to this


    113

    Aller tous vous faire enculer ^^ surtout perez !

  14. amanda says – reply to this


    114

    i actually like this song..he's the french JT lol and looks like kfed

  15. mon says – reply to this


    115

    everybody hate that guy here he's a loser ! only little girls are in love with this piece of shhhh :/

  16. Michelle says – reply to this


    116

    YUM!

  17. Michele from ATL says – reply to this


    117

    OMG TIMBALAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    he's trying to make another Justin Timberlake, but the French version??
    No ONE will ever be as great as Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This guy is ok, I'm gonna try and find the song on iTunes cuz I like it!

    Boo on the JT wannabe that Timbo has "created" BOO!

  18. ifulovejtuwon'tlovethis says – reply to this


    118

    THIS IS THE BIGGEST RIP OFF OF JT I HAVE EVER SEEN. GET A GRIP.

    Is Timabaland for real? I had respect for him but this makes me question his tact — he's supporting a JT wannabe?!!! WTF. I am guessing JT is not pleased to see this. They couldn't even get him a different wardrobe — did they just hand him and his dancers the outfits JT & his crew used on the last tour? Talk about unoriginal and sad.

  19. Michelle says – reply to this


    119

    Love it!!!

  20. Roy says – reply to this


    120

    He is kinda Justin Timberlake…this guy is ok and sings good but i prefere JT…

  21. Roy says – reply to this


    121

    He sang with ricky martin the song "Its all right" but in french

  22. Anna says – reply to this


    122

    He moves like a JT copy.

  23. he's a jt wannabe says – reply to this


    123

    okay first of all, was it just me or was he like a bad version of justin timberlake, i use to have faith in timbaland, but tht performance says it all , he's is looking for some jt wannabe who can't memorize lyrics, come on, tht song was a piece of crap!! GET SOME NEW LYRICS, WE KNOW THAT GIRL IS DANGEROUS, YOU'VE ONLY SAID IT ABOUT 7 BILLION TIMES LOL, peace out timbaland, at least you had a few good hits with your artists

  24. poor says – reply to this


    124

    poor justin timberlake copie

  25. lovelyMP says – reply to this


    125

    Ithink this man is handsome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The music is good and the guy is hot !!!! i wanna have fun with him

  26. Doug says – reply to this


    126

    Weak. There is so much potential there and they just got lazy with the lyrics, moves and all. Maybe that is french standards, but Timbaland should be able to wow us better than that.

  27. linn says – reply to this


    127

    Hello! my name is M.pokora and I desperatly wanna be justin timberlake..

  28. george_bush_is_a_cunt says – reply to this


    128

    That was so sad

  29. Steven says – reply to this


    129

    I have to tell u guys, i'am french, his songs in french ARE SO BAD!!!!! everything is like "come with me on the dancefloor" bad songs anyway!!!!

    and this one is not gonna be a succes!

  30. ~marine~ says – reply to this


    130

    omg….i am french and i have look the nrj award but m.p, he was just very very ridiculous last night!!! AND he gives a bad picture of france because he copies justin t. …. ohh so so hard!!! and he sing in english AHAHAHAH bad accent!!! en plus peu de français l'aime…mdr
    byee

  31. JonasLover3 says – reply to this


    131

    JT Wannabe??

  32. YAZZY says – reply to this


    132

    EXCUSE ME TIMBALAND EXISTED WAY BEFORE MATT POKORA (TIMBALAND AND MAGOO) THIS FRENCH JUSTIN WANABEE IS A PRODUCT OF REALITY SHOW LIKE AMERICAN IDOL CHEAP VERSION…HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SING ALL THE FRENCH KNOW THAT ….HIS FANS KIDS FROM 5YEARS OLD TO 13 YEARS….HE S PATHETIC PLEASE DON T THINK THAT HE REPRESENT FRENCH ARTIST…HE IS LAME……TRYING SO HARD TO BE LIKEV JUSTIN THAT IT S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE THE LEVEL….WE SAW HIS PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT LIVE AT THIS AWARD SHOW AND WE WERE ALL CRACKING UP….WHITE BOY PLEAAAAAAASE

  33. Ryo Hazuki says – reply to this


    133

    I love Matt Pokora, but this just makes me sad. The most boring single he has released. And why loose the french? Now he's just like JT -booring, we already have him. F*ck im upset!

  34. Sophie says – reply to this


    134

    Hum normal its a bit like Justin mind that Justin is his idol from the beginning! Outside he didn't totally his style of dress, yes, but usually its quite different! When there was music, I love therefore now before I didn't M. Pokora, his music was not very good, fortunately that came Timbaland, phew.
    After for comparison with Kevin Federline lol, my God the poor Matt, there are still far more beautiful … I would see very well become the new boyfriend of Britney hahaaa ..

  35. Say says – reply to this


    135

    Ok, first of all LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at this wannabe JT who cannot even carry JT's tiny little jockstrap. The French are too funny. And I guess that rumor about Timbaland and Justin breaking up might be true after all. What could explain this other than an attempt to make Justin jealous?

    But more importantly where did the JT cheating post go??? I wanted to hear more about that bizarro 'Justin's boyfriend in ICU in La Jolla' story. Can someone fill me in on that??? And I have to cover my ass by saying if there is any truth to it, it is very sad and not something to joke about. But I still want to hear it.

  36. p.petrelli says – reply to this


    136

    LOL !! Trust me i'm french and this guy is such a loser. he comes from a tv show like american idol. nobody likes him in france except teenage girls.

  37. Lil'm says – reply to this


    137

    this guy is already well known in france, and i kinda hope he had stop singing!!! he is mostly know for being a ridiculous wanabe justin!! this video, like all his songs are shit! he's ridiculous! please, do not think all our singers are just like this idiot! why do we always have to be know for our worst "artist"??

  38. lilise says – reply to this


    138

    This guy is crap, like all the french variety. He's just a bad copy of Justin Timberlake.
    Here in France he's a total has been, everybody is laughing at him except youg teens (girls)
    so I really don't know why timbaland is producing him???
    Please, if you want great french music, listen to Justice, Yelle, and Ed Banger records. THIS is music!

  39. x says – reply to this


    139

    His song is cheesy. He looks like KFed's long lost French brother.

    He dresses kind of like KFed. But KFed will not wear skinny jeans. Wearing tight pants is the European thing, it's gay.

  40. ullalla'!! says – reply to this


    140

    he looks JUST LIKE justine timberlake!! he's dressed like him, he dances like him, the song itself sounds like one of his last songs!
    gimme a break!

  41. interesting says – reply to this


    141

    He sounds like JT mixed with New Kids and looks like a cute Kevin Federline..I dunno, it doesn't really grab me

  42. Fanny says – reply to this


    142

    Matt Pokora is the shame of France, he is really "has been" here. He comes from my city, i know him and he doesn't even know an english word! SUCKER LOSER

  43. adam says – reply to this


    143

    that was actually really bad.

  44. imene algéria says – reply to this


    144

    c'est justine copier coller,d'ailleur hier j'ai cru que cété justine quand la chanson a commencer,il été tourné moi j'aime bien matt pokora parceque il est beau je l'ai vu une fois dans une camera caché il est cool aussi,sinon le style musical pas trop sa se voit qu'il copie jusitine et ça depuis c'est début.

  45. ME says – reply to this


    145

    timbaland is wack. this fake JT is wack. Timbaland wants people to think that he made JT hot. Clearly, that's some BS

  46. gaz says – reply to this


    146

    okay okay. WTF??? PErez, where have you been? M. Pokora has been around in france for EVER! damn.

  47. ana says – reply to this


    147

    M POKORA IS HUGE IN FRANCE AND HOT AS HELL. listen to 'Showbiz'

  48. fiona says – reply to this


    148

    i love this song!!!

  49. Chris says – reply to this


    149

    To clear things up for some people who dont Know how to read or just dont know whats going on.

    This is Not Kevin Federline or a Jt copy

    also he is not New, he is a French Singer, he has been making music for a while. and

  50. Nelle says – reply to this


    150

    he is trying to be justin timberlake.. not good.
    i like justin but there can be only one…

  51. gabrielle says – reply to this


    151

    HI ! everybody in France hates MATT POKORA (M.POKORA) he's a human bullshit , he sucks He's a asshole he's THE asshole .everybody in france is choked by this perfomance at the nrj music awards ! he look just like Justin timberlake (but he's just a loser, he's has been, we don't give a fuck about him and if he could stay in L.A it will be great for us !
    j'espere que Timbaland realisera qu'il a fait une grosse grosse betise
    M.pokora is ridiculous a real shit !

    LOVE YOU PEREZ AND SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH !

    A FRENCH FAN

  52. B says – reply to this


    152

    TOTALLY AWFUL. What a joke. This reveals that Timbaland is not the amazing producer that everyone thinks he is. This dude is a JT rip off and the song sounds just like THE WAY I ARE. I hope hope hope Madonna's new album does not sound like this.

  53. Paprika says – reply to this


    153

    this is the best r'n'b song we ever had in France by a french haha
    it's true it's a bit too boys band but i'm impatient to hear the rest of the album.

    merci monsieur Timbo

  54. Karwan says – reply to this


    154

    okay so i think that guy was kinda awesome.. well largely in part due to Timbaland, the track was hot but yeah.. he's kinda like a Justin Federline or a Kevin Timberlake… take your pick. lol

  55. Agathe says – reply to this


    155

    The thing is, Pokora is not new at all on the french music stage… I wouldn't say he's a great singer but at least he's lasting. The fact people are saying that he's trying to be the new Justin Timberlake… Come on guys! Do you know any french guy who has been recognized worldwilde except with electro music bands?? Don't think so… I don't think he's pretentious. Think his ambition is more local.
    Few words on the song, I like it. Don't think it's like what Justin does. Same style but I don't recognize Justin in it. I like the way he moves also. He has done some progress to me.
    A french fan of Perez!

  56. mez says – reply to this


    156

    matt pokora is the saddest thing that ever happened to french r&b, what the hell is he doing on your blog perez? ugh he makes me and half of france GAG.

  57. ashley says – reply to this


    157

    GO TO SEE ON YOUTUBE THIS BAND ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL TOKIO HOTEL

  58. julie says – reply to this


    158

    hey!!
    i like it..really..im french and i can say that m pokora isn't making bad songs..just listen to "showbizz"!!
    well,i agree that he's trying to be jt BUT the fact that timbo is interessed in him shows that he is probably talented…no?
    just to add,m pokora isn't gay,actually he is dated for some time SOPHIA BOUTELLA,famous nike's promo dancer…
    just watch out!!he'll be successful,trust me!

  59. Anonymous says – reply to this


    159

    haha!! all you guys make me laugh with ur comments, exactly as you guys said, Timbaland always picks the winner so that must been theres something Matt has that you guys can't see and thats normal coz you're not music producers. I'm not sure why you guys are hating on Matt Pokora, its not his fault he was picked to be in the song. Anyway, i think he's an amazing singer, dancer and i just think hes overall hot!!! He has got talent and i've been listening to his music for years now.

  60. michellee says – reply to this


    160

    im lovin the white mic

  61. rach says – reply to this


    161

    OMG this is freakin' hilarious!!
    M.Pokora was like the biggest white trash wanna be gangsta loser even after winning some stupid French reality show to be part of a ridiculous boys band that never made it! He then started "singing" horrible French rap slash r&b songs solo…………… Nice reconversion into a bad version of JT, freak!

  62. Paris by night says – reply to this


    162

    He is very cute but he wanna be J.Timberlake since a long time in France and his fans are 12-year-old little girls…lol

  63. Aline says – reply to this


    163

    First of all, i'm sorry for my english!!!
    ok, this song is not the song of the year but Matt is not a bad singer, he has a beautiful voice ( hum yes, not really in this song). He is a famous singer in France, Belgium,… You sould listen his other songs, and see his videos. After that, you could give your opinion, but not only with this video…

  64. p124 says – reply to this


    164

    who cares if he dresses similar to justin - and when did justin became so fukken great anyway? he was the ugly curly hair kid from NSYNC and he had 10 yr old girls following him around. just because he grew up, made more money and lost his shitty hair and boyband style doesn't make him anything special. he's banal.

  65. frenchgirl says – reply to this


    165

    M.Pokora est tros canon / He is so sex. He is the equivalent of Justin T with more tatoos and less talent but he has enough.
    Franchement il est canon, il sait chanter, danser. Mais il ne pourra jamais vraiment être le Justin Timberlake français, et je suis surprise que Timbaland l'est ressorti on ne le voyait plus à part pour Fight Aids Monaco.

  66. AshleyDuh says – reply to this


    166

    This guy just looks like a Justin Timberlake clone. Also thing it's weird that all of Timberland's songs as of late all sound the same at the beginning.

  67. Em says – reply to this


    167

    Sounds, looks, dances just like Justin Timberlake. Timberland has made the first real human clone! This guy is not very impressing or new. ::shrug::

  68. Lily says – reply to this


    168

    Are you kidding me? I'm French and this guy is desperately trying to look like Justin Timberlake. The only problem is that he IS NOT. Actually despite the 13 years old girls, this guy is made fun of all around France. What a pity…

  69. meliss says – reply to this


    169

    i mean come on..this guy needs his own style! timbo what the hell..he tries to hard to be justin.and the song sucks! there's so much talent in this world and tim picks up him..horrible!

  70. Joanie says – reply to this


    170

    il chante mieux en français, mais il reste aussi kitch dans les deux langues.
    il essaie d'imiter Justin. and no one can be like Justin.

  71. A says – reply to this


    171

    Timbaland is a fucking awesome producer…the beats are HOT! The vocals aren't that great, though.

  72. emi says – reply to this


    172

    dude.
    how big is timab's ego that he has to be projected behind the star of the song like godzilla?

  73. the Original dMb says – reply to this


    173

    he's hot. its pure pop. like britney used to be…something to dance to.

  74. Anya says – reply to this


    174

    I'm french and I just wanted to set a few things straight !! First, unlike afew here have been claiming, M.Pokora is not hated all across France. FYI I'm not saying that because I'm a fan, I'm actually really not into the kind of music he usually does but I think it's important that you guys have at least one objective post on this subject.
    He's been in the music business for more than 4 years now. Given he's 4 years younger than JT, it's not that bad for his age considering Justin really exploded as a solo artist by the end of 2002…
    Furthermore, don't forget he's singing live… unlike most of the american artists when they appear in TV in France (even if I must admit, this tendency is slightly falling). Have you ever heard JT live? He's not that excellent either… even if his songs usually really rocks !
    Well all that to say, just give him a chance and don't be so harsh on him !

  75. Ki_Ki says – reply to this


    175

    Matt pokora …. yay
    from the group Linkup
    I Miss you guyss
    Je vous aime

  76. Ki_Ki says – reply to this


    176

    Matt pokora …. yay
    from the group Linkup
    I Miss you guyss
    Je vous aime

  77. lyssa says – reply to this


    177

    Justin Timberlake WannaBe.
    Ughhhhhh.

  78. Britney says – reply to this


    178

    IHi, it's Britney, bitch!

    PH, hook me up with his number, I wanna have his babies!

  79. Margaux says – reply to this


    179

    OMG !!!!!!

    I'm parisienne, and back there everyone a little mature and over 12 years old thinks M. Pokora is a total has been…

    Can't believe Timberland chose him as his protégé, he sucks so much… Ce mec craint à mort…

  80. Margaux says – reply to this


    180

    OMG !!!!!!

    I'm parisienne, and back there everyone a little mature and over 12 years old thinks M. Pokora is a total has been…

    Can't believe Timbaland chose him as his protégé, he sucks so much… Ce mec craint à mort…

  81. KxK says – reply to this


    181

    UGH!, ALMOST EVERYTHING DONE BY TIMBERLAND SOUNDS LIKE THE BEATS HE DID BEFORE, he is overated, and wtfuck is his BIG ASS in the background!!!

  82. Anne-Sophie says – reply to this


    182

    At first, when one of my friends who's Pokora's artistic director or someting told me Timbaland was gonna work with him 6 or 7 months ago, I couldn't believe it. M.P is awful, he's lame, and his audience is about 12 years old. He used to be in a reality tv boys band !!! My friend told me Timbaland didn't d it because he believed MP was a great singer, but because he had something Timbaland needed, so he accepted to produce some songs for him, just to get it. I hope no one in America will buy any of his cds, or maybe you could take him…and keep him, because we don't want him in France….
    Perez, I just love your blog, I check it everyday…You're great !!!

  83. citylove says – reply to this


    183

    i love this song! The 25th march i going to buy this single! it rock!!! Love you perez you're the best!

    kiss!!!

  84. SweetPea in Halifax says – reply to this


    184

    Cheesy, gay, straight, old, new…. talent, no talent. Guilty pleasure: he'e effin hot! (just googled images of him : ) )

  85. smaile says – reply to this


    185

    I forget. What was the girl? Was she? Dangerous. That video was dangerously close to making me fall asleep. what crap. But I'm sure you would let him do you, Perez.

  86. smuterella says – reply to this


    186

    why is it when it's a white dude who dances while he sings they say "boyband moves" but when someone else sings and dances (usher for example) they dont say that stuff?

  87. smuterella says – reply to this


    187

    why is it when it's a white dude who dances while he sings they say "boyband moves" but when someone else sings and dances (usher for example) they dont say that stuff?

  88. nickz says – reply to this


    188

    sounds / looks like a bad justin.
    negative on him.
    timbaland is wasting his time.

  89. c says – reply to this


    189

    Well, believe it or not, he already has quite a career over here in Europe… Undeniably lots of ppl believe him to be good lookin, but theres no question tht his musics always been a joke. Rap francais koi hahaha

  90. NY says – reply to this


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    HE IS INTERESTING. CAN DANCE. WILL SEE WHAT BECOMES OF HIM……

  91. jas says – reply to this


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    what is the point of this nonsense?
    same music from 3 years ago over a weak imitation hook of Jacko's REAL Dangerous tune….

    how many times does he say 'Dangerous' in this track before you wanna unplug his microphone?

    no wonder the USA is heading for a major recession with poor quality like this…

  92. alex&dra says – reply to this


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    he reminds me of a baad version of justin. and he's not a very good dancer…just saying.

  93. French perezian says – reply to this


    193

    The guy thinks hes justin freakin timberlake, give me a break. It's not his fault though…he does what producers(and little girls..) want. Hes been around for quite a while and every time JT does sthg new, 2 months later the French dude comes up with the exact same thing. I mean look at his clothes….the tie and stuff

  94. lala says – reply to this


    194

    Not bad… but he really reminds me a lot of Justin Timberlake… dont ya think?

  95. K.Faulds says – reply to this


    195

    JT WANNABE IF YOU ASK ME

  96. perez shut the fuck up says – reply to this


    196

    PEREZ CAN YOU GIVE STRAIGHT INFORMATION IN YOUR SITE INSTEAD OF SPREADING SHIT ?

    MATT POKORA IS A FRENCH RNB SINGER AND DIDNT WAIT ON TIMBO TO MAKE IT BIG HE IS KIND OF SUCCESSFUL FOR YEARS NOWW HE IS NOT NEW

    AND WHY ARE YOU DISSING JLO THOSE TIMES? MAKE UP YOUR MIND PLEASEEEE

  97. cyril legann says – reply to this


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    matt pokora is huge here in france, and his previous songs are even better I think…
    perez, you should check on him, he's got very sexy pictures half naked

  98. Soph says – reply to this


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    he looks like a justin timberlake wannabe but not as good, obviously

  99. hrisio says – reply to this


    199

    Actually looks like Justin Timberlake but - REALLY BAD BAD IMITATION!!!!!
    Sorry :(

  100. UnfitneyFanbutnota BritneyFan says – reply to this


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    Unfitney's next Boy Toy! He looks like K-Fed!

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