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Almost As Bad As Britney At The VMAs

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Johnny Depp's wife "performed" at the NRJ Music Awards in France this past weekend.

And by performed, we mean sucked big time!

Not only did Vanessa Paradis totally lipsynch her song, but she meandered around the stage so lethargically it practically put us to sleep.

Don't do heroin before the show!

Click here to watch her shiteous performance!

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  1. CORN says – reply to this


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    Drugs and performance don't mix well do the?

  2. CORN says – reply to this


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    Is she sleep walking????

  3. amy says – reply to this


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    sweeeeeeeeeeeet

  4. CORN says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWWWWW Her teeth!

  5. ;alkdsjf;kl says – reply to this


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    they aren't married

  6. :| says – reply to this


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    omfg!

    awful!

  7. Caitlin says – reply to this


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    She could have at least WORN a mic!!

  8. Oscar says – reply to this


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    Disaster .. Johnny… why oh why do you love this flop without teeth?

  9. john says – reply to this


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    Johnny Depp is not married to Vanessa. They're just dating.

  10. Ella says – reply to this


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    BORING!!!
    at least brit now has some competition.

  11. CORN says – reply to this


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    can she really sing or is that another person's voice? She has about as much energy as a slug.

  12. alex says – reply to this


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    Trop fort de chanter sans micro…..

  13. suzie q says – reply to this


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    What is wrong with the rich & famous?? Havent they ever heard of a dentist!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huge gap forming!

  14. Obsessed says – reply to this


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    Harsh…. stay off the pipe bitch !!!

  15. nat says – reply to this


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  16. f says – reply to this


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    shes uhh rally pretty..?

  17. Liz says – reply to this


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    the french.

  18. Shani says – reply to this


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    Oh my. What happened to Vanessa???? That is really shiteous.

  19. Jamie says – reply to this


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    She didn't even try to pretend she wasn't lipsynching. Where was the mike? and what's up with the amy winehouse gap teeth???

  20. Dee says – reply to this


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    that was horrible!

  21. oooh pickles says – reply to this


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    DEAR LORD~

  22. oooh pickles says – reply to this


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    DEAR LORD~

  23. Jenivere2006 says – reply to this


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    Yeah, that was pretty bad. I still don't see what Johnny sees in this chick…..hmmmm…

  24. Ockteb says – reply to this


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    Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
    Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
    Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
    Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
    Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
    Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!

  25. lkj says – reply to this


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    j

  26. jay says – reply to this


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    what the fuck? second

  27. raven says – reply to this


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    firts betches god what the hell was that … shes freaking nasty u would think they would fix her teeth we no they have the money damn she looks like crack whore .

  28. cazzone says – reply to this


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    i really hope she doesn't do heroin… johnny should be the only thing she's addicted to

  29. DH says – reply to this


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    HAHA! Well they could had atleast given her a fake microphone to give us all the illusion that she was 'singing'..and that gap between her teeth isn't working for her, she needs to get that fixed asap!!

  30. confused says – reply to this


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    wow…people actually find her entertaining and buy her music?

  31. kt says – reply to this


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    i dont know whether to laugh or kick a field goal

  32. Kiwi says – reply to this


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    Blah blah blah!!!! It's obvious what the girl needs is FOOD!!!!!!!!! Doesn't Johnny D make enough $$ to feed this chick???

  33. Lisa says – reply to this


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    She soo doesn't suck. I love her. And it wasn't as bad as you put on Perez.

  34. Annye says – reply to this


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    Wowwwww, sucks and extra sucks

  35. sarah says – reply to this


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    This is almost too painful towatch. WTF is she doiiinggg?? atleast britney moved a few more muscled than she did!!!

  36. lurker says – reply to this


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    1st

  37. Beth says – reply to this


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    still with the rotten teeth

  38. Party says – reply to this


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    Don't do heroin period.

  39. DR. Sludge says – reply to this


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    Cool song. Awards shows aren't something anyone should cry over. How about a donut?

  40. Gentle Dental says – reply to this


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    You could drive a Hummer through that gap and still have room for your RV

  41. Danica says – reply to this


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    She's not almost as bad as Britney, she's WORSE! Ug! WTH?

  42. Jenn E says – reply to this


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    The song's not bad. I actually kind of like it. But she just wasn't even pretending. Damn. And don't even get me started on those teeth.

  43. Kristen says – reply to this


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    No..I think thats actually worse than Britneys… you can't even laugh at this… at least Britney was slightly entertaining lol

  44. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    …zzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzz…

  45. inbrazil08 says – reply to this


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    wow….bad….she is really pretty until she opens her mouth…and then not so pretty what is up with the grap? she can afford to get it fixed.

  46. kat says – reply to this


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    i would have to say this is worse than britney, at least britney tried…

  47. t says – reply to this


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    wtf! i've seen better homemade videos on youtube!

  48. Gabi says – reply to this


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    Of course she did a shiteous performance : the show is crap (hell, they gave an award to Britney !!!).
    I've seen Vanessa Paradis in concert and she totally rocks. She's really amazing ! So I wouldn't be surprised she did it on purpose, just because the major obliged her to come… ;P

  49. Teresa says – reply to this


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    What the fuck??

  50. melgon says – reply to this


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    She's not even pretending to sing the song for real. Some background dancers could have helped. What a mess!

  51. victoria says – reply to this


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    first!!! wow she's pretty ugly!! p.s I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!

  52. will says – reply to this


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    omg if this is what it takes to be a popstar now… I COULD SO DO IT!

  53. Marion says – reply to this


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    Hate the girl, hate the song!

  54. Julia says – reply to this


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    okay yeah britneys performance was bad but not nearly as bad as this one
    !

  55. Jeannette says – reply to this


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    I don't htink she's on drugs. I think she was just trying to be etheral and completely missed the mark.

  56. Susan says – reply to this


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    What the fuck's with her teeth?

  57. Susan says – reply to this


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    What the fuck's with her teeth?

  58. Marie says – reply to this


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    Hi, I'm French and you have to know that she didn't want to go at those NRJ Music Awards (big shit for a show). As they didn't want her to sing 'live', she said she would do any efforts and sing without micro. She's just a rebel as her husband.

  59. cob says – reply to this


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    dude, perez, you just crossed the line making fun of johnny depp's wife

  60. jessica says – reply to this


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    what the hell? thats the most boring performance ever..she might as well of brought a pillow and blanket and slept on the stage.snooze.

  61. Susana says – reply to this


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    She did not even have a microphone!!!!!!!

  62. ekaraska says – reply to this


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    this is worse than Britney….at least she did some moves!

  63. wow says – reply to this


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    not his wife, it's his girlfriend(not that it matters)… and that was aweful! my dogs ass could do better!!!!

  64. Ally says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry, but this looks - unlike Britney's performance - like this was the ways it was meant to be. So it's actually fine and nothing to complain about, isn't it?

  65. cj says – reply to this


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    she doesn't even pretend to have a microphone or anything. She really should get her teeth fixed and that head is so skeletal. i can't look at her…

  66. r. says – reply to this


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    just remember her first song: Joe le Taxi…and it was a hit back then…

  67. Ginny says – reply to this


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    wtf…. she literally just walked around the stage…. lol

  68. jr says – reply to this


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    OHHHH..if thats all i have to do to get JD in bed with me is to lip sing to a sh*t song and walk around like I just did 2 grams of crack then sign me up!!

  69. Libby says – reply to this


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    she's just walking about!

  70. Aimee says – reply to this


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    That was a bit odd…i think she was trying too hard to be sexy. She doesn't need to try though, she's really pretty.

  71. Oddria says – reply to this


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    SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST, AT THE POINT WHERE SHE JUST GOT POSSESSED.

  72. doggie balls says – reply to this


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    how the fuck is this GOSSIP??????

    it's your opinion as to the performance…not GOSSIP

    you have some balls you fucking freak
    you pick on people but when they pick on you you complain like a fucking child that you are. Just shut up and take it up the fucking ass you fucking gay cocksucker

  73. Allie says – reply to this


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    i hate britney, but britney's performance wasnt nearly as boring as this… at brit brit tried to dance, and the back up dancers were entertaining to watch

    and they're not married

  74. Courtney says – reply to this


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    They aren't married. They have just been dating forever and have a child together. Just like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.

  75. J9 says – reply to this


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    how did johnny end up with her?? i've never been able to figure that out…

  76. mickey t. says – reply to this


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    that is way way worse than britney. as a matter of fact i never really did think that brit's performance was that bad and when you compare it to that piece of shit performance, brit was pretty good!

  77. Frenchboy says – reply to this


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    She did this consciously, The radio station that organises this show threatened her: if she did not perform she would not be broadcasted anymore. So she did what we call in France "le strict minimum". that is to do as less as you can. She completly assumed it.

  78. lulu says – reply to this


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    I love her! I love her dress! And I love her attitude! And she mooves well! And fuck the teeth! And she gave 2 beautiful children to Johnny! And she makes him very happy, more than all the fat chicks!

  79. Anuschka says – reply to this


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    Good heavens - what happend to her?

    Lipsincing without microphone???

    She looks like she has never been on stage before - what a shame

  80. says – reply to this


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    Vanessa Paradis has never been a dancer… You should know it perez!!!! She never danced on stage, and normally she's not doing lip synk, she usually plays guitar… This performance sucks because VMA wanted her to lip synk instead of performing

  81. ODDRIA says – reply to this


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    SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL IN THE EXORCIST RIGHT AT THE POINT WHEN SHE GETS POSSESSED.

  82. Scarlett says – reply to this


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    OMG. I cannot belive my darling Johnny is married to and has babies by that steaming pile of french crap…
    BRITNEY WAS TONS BETTER!! And I cant stand Britney.

  83. Jen K says – reply to this


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    What the hell does Johnny see in her? He is way too hot for her!

  84. chuchy says – reply to this


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    OMG shoot me… i think it might be worse than Britneys performance… and thats not a compliment….

  85. toothfairy says – reply to this


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    what's up with her vampire teeth???

  86. Melanie says – reply to this


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    oh my god - I couldn't even watch the whole thing!!! crapola!

  87. Julia says – reply to this


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    ouch that was horrible she didn't even have a mic on.. she wasn't even pretending.. I don't know she was obviously nervous and not prepared why not just send out someone in your place..like a dancer or soemthing although it's not really a dancing song. i don't think.

  88. LoveTheFrench says – reply to this


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    sexy as hell…

    We are so used to canned crap…this is seductive and sensual. Perfectly choreographed moves are not beautifully rich and organic.

  89. Wesley says – reply to this


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    What was that

  90. celena says – reply to this


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    Why cant she fix her teeth? she looks like a meth head hooker.

    oy!!!!!!

    I know that natural beauty is best, but……
    When you look like your caps fell off, thats bad.

  91. Wharever says – reply to this


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    this is worse than britney wow I can't Belize I just said that

  92. Obsessed says – reply to this


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    hey who needs a microphone? it's not like there is any singing going on.. who's that douche clapping in the front row? do they have paid clappers now? god that was horrendous

  93. That was KaKa!!!! says – reply to this


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    Nice teeth douchebag!!! I want to know who her choreographer was!!!
    FUCKING GENIUS!!! That's if you just climbed out of your coffin!!

    Britney was a million times better!

  94. That was KaKa!!!! says – reply to this


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    Nice teeth douchebag!!! I want to know who her choreographer was!!!
    FUCKING GENIUS!!! That's if you just climbed out of your coffin!!

    Britney was a million times better!

  95. R says – reply to this


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    As we say in French, quelle horreur?

  96. That was KaKa!!!! says – reply to this


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    Nice teeth douchebag!!! I want to know who her choreographer was!!!
    FUCKING GENIUS!!! That's if you just climbed out of your coffin!!

    Britney was a million times better!

  97. That was KaKa!!!! says – reply to this


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    Nice teeth douchebag!!! I want to know who her choreographer was!!!
    FUCKING GENIUS!!! That's if you just climbed out of your coffin!!

    Britney was a million times better!

  98. Zzzzz says – reply to this


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    Ahahahaa!

    So lifeless until the pelvic grind about 1/2way through, then both girls suddenly look alive again, even if only briefly! What's up with that!?!

  99. That was KaKa!!!! says – reply to this


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    Nice teeth douchebag!!! I want to know who her choreographer was!!!
    FUCKING GENIUS!!! That's if you just climbed out of your coffin!!

    Britney was a million times better!

  100. That was KaKa!!!! says – reply to this


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    Nice teeth douchebag!!! I want to know who her choreographer was!!!
    FUCKING GENIUS!!! That's if you just climbed out of your coffin!!

    Britney was a million times better!

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