Almost As Bad As Britney At The VMAs
Filed under: Johnny DeppJohnny Depp's wife "performed" at the NRJ Music Awards in France this past weekend.
And by performed, we mean sucked big time!
Not only did Vanessa Paradis totally lipsynch her song, but she meandered around the stage so lethargically it practically put us to sleep.
Don't do heroin before the show!
Click here to watch her shiteous performance!
Posted: January 28, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Drugs and performance don't mix well do the?
Is she sleep walking????
sweeeeeeeeeeeet
EWWWWWWWWWW Her teeth!
they aren't married
omfg!
awful!
She could have at least WORN a mic!!
Disaster .. Johnny… why oh why do you love this flop without teeth?
Johnny Depp is not married to Vanessa. They're just dating.
BORING!!!
at least brit now has some competition.
can she really sing or is that another person's voice? She has about as much energy as a slug.
Trop fort de chanter sans micro…..
What is wrong with the rich & famous?? Havent they ever heard of a dentist!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huge gap forming!
Harsh…. stay off the pipe bitch !!!
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shes uhh rally pretty..?
the french.
Oh my. What happened to Vanessa???? That is really shiteous.
She didn't even try to pretend she wasn't lipsynching. Where was the mike? and what's up with the amy winehouse gap teeth???
that was horrible!
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Yeah, that was pretty bad. I still don't see what Johnny sees in this chick…..hmmmm…
Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
Johnny Depp should have married me. I'd make a better wife!!!
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what the fuck? second
firts betches god what the hell was that … shes freaking nasty u would think they would fix her teeth we no they have the money damn she looks like crack whore .
i really hope she doesn't do heroin… johnny should be the only thing she's addicted to
HAHA! Well they could had atleast given her a fake microphone to give us all the illusion that she was 'singing'..and that gap between her teeth isn't working for her, she needs to get that fixed asap!!
wow…people actually find her entertaining and buy her music?
i dont know whether to laugh or kick a field goal
Blah blah blah!!!! It's obvious what the girl needs is FOOD!!!!!!!!! Doesn't Johnny D make enough $$ to feed this chick???
She soo doesn't suck. I love her. And it wasn't as bad as you put on Perez.
Wowwwww, sucks and extra sucks
This is almost too painful towatch. WTF is she doiiinggg?? atleast britney moved a few more muscled than she did!!!
1st
still with the rotten teeth
Don't do heroin period.
Cool song. Awards shows aren't something anyone should cry over. How about a donut?
You could drive a Hummer through that gap and still have room for your RV
She's not almost as bad as Britney, she's WORSE! Ug! WTH?
The song's not bad. I actually kind of like it. But she just wasn't even pretending. Damn. And don't even get me started on those teeth.
No..I think thats actually worse than Britneys… you can't even laugh at this… at least Britney was slightly entertaining lol
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wow….bad….she is really pretty until she opens her mouth…and then not so pretty what is up with the grap? she can afford to get it fixed.
i would have to say this is worse than britney, at least britney tried…
wtf! i've seen better homemade videos on youtube!
Of course she did a shiteous performance : the show is crap (hell, they gave an award to Britney !!!).
I've seen Vanessa Paradis in concert and she totally rocks. She's really amazing ! So I wouldn't be surprised she did it on purpose, just because the major obliged her to come… ;P
What the fuck??
She's not even pretending to sing the song for real. Some background dancers could have helped. What a mess!
first!!! wow she's pretty ugly!! p.s I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
omg if this is what it takes to be a popstar now… I COULD SO DO IT!
Hate the girl, hate the song!
okay yeah britneys performance was bad but not nearly as bad as this one
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I don't htink she's on drugs. I think she was just trying to be etheral and completely missed the mark.
What the fuck's with her teeth?
What the fuck's with her teeth?
Hi, I'm French and you have to know that she didn't want to go at those NRJ Music Awards (big shit for a show). As they didn't want her to sing 'live', she said she would do any efforts and sing without micro. She's just a rebel as her husband.
dude, perez, you just crossed the line making fun of johnny depp's wife
what the hell? thats the most boring performance ever..she might as well of brought a pillow and blanket and slept on the stage.snooze.
She did not even have a microphone!!!!!!!
this is worse than Britney….at least she did some moves!
not his wife, it's his girlfriend(not that it matters)… and that was aweful! my dogs ass could do better!!!!
I'm sorry, but this looks - unlike Britney's performance - like this was the ways it was meant to be. So it's actually fine and nothing to complain about, isn't it?
she doesn't even pretend to have a microphone or anything. She really should get her teeth fixed and that head is so skeletal. i can't look at her…
just remember her first song: Joe le Taxi…and it was a hit back then…
wtf…. she literally just walked around the stage…. lol
OHHHH..if thats all i have to do to get JD in bed with me is to lip sing to a sh*t song and walk around like I just did 2 grams of crack then sign me up!!
she's just walking about!
That was a bit odd…i think she was trying too hard to be sexy. She doesn't need to try though, she's really pretty.
SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST, AT THE POINT WHERE SHE JUST GOT POSSESSED.
how the fuck is this GOSSIP??????
it's your opinion as to the performance…not GOSSIP
you have some balls you fucking freak
you pick on people but when they pick on you you complain like a fucking child that you are. Just shut up and take it up the fucking ass you fucking gay cocksucker
i hate britney, but britney's performance wasnt nearly as boring as this… at brit brit tried to dance, and the back up dancers were entertaining to watch
and they're not married
They aren't married. They have just been dating forever and have a child together. Just like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.
how did johnny end up with her?? i've never been able to figure that out…
that is way way worse than britney. as a matter of fact i never really did think that brit's performance was that bad and when you compare it to that piece of shit performance, brit was pretty good!
She did this consciously, The radio station that organises this show threatened her: if she did not perform she would not be broadcasted anymore. So she did what we call in France "le strict minimum". that is to do as less as you can. She completly assumed it.
I love her! I love her dress! And I love her attitude! And she mooves well! And fuck the teeth! And she gave 2 beautiful children to Johnny! And she makes him very happy, more than all the fat chicks!
Good heavens - what happend to her?
Lipsincing without microphone???
She looks like she has never been on stage before - what a shame
Vanessa Paradis has never been a dancer… You should know it perez!!!! She never danced on stage, and normally she's not doing lip synk, she usually plays guitar… This performance sucks because VMA wanted her to lip synk instead of performing
SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL IN THE EXORCIST RIGHT AT THE POINT WHEN SHE GETS POSSESSED.
OMG. I cannot belive my darling Johnny is married to and has babies by that steaming pile of french crap…
BRITNEY WAS TONS BETTER!! And I cant stand Britney.
What the hell does Johnny see in her? He is way too hot for her!
OMG shoot me… i think it might be worse than Britneys performance… and thats not a compliment….
what's up with her vampire teeth???
oh my god - I couldn't even watch the whole thing!!! crapola!
ouch that was horrible she didn't even have a mic on.. she wasn't even pretending.. I don't know she was obviously nervous and not prepared why not just send out someone in your place..like a dancer or soemthing although it's not really a dancing song. i don't think.
sexy as hell…
We are so used to canned crap…this is seductive and sensual. Perfectly choreographed moves are not beautifully rich and organic.
What was that
Why cant she fix her teeth? she looks like a meth head hooker.
oy!!!!!!
I know that natural beauty is best, but……
When you look like your caps fell off, thats bad.
this is worse than britney wow I can't Belize I just said that
hey who needs a microphone? it's not like there is any singing going on.. who's that douche clapping in the front row? do they have paid clappers now? god that was horrendous
Nice teeth douchebag!!! I want to know who her choreographer was!!!
FUCKING GENIUS!!! That's if you just climbed out of your coffin!!
Britney was a million times better!