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Daddy's Coming To Get Ya!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Drugs > Michael Lohan

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Don't fuck with the Jesus freaks. They'll hurt you!

Michael Lohan is on a mission, y'all.

The recovering addict and former convict wants to hunt down daughter Lindsay's former drug dealer and bring him to "justice."

Please, queen, she probably had about 20 on speed dial!

Just last week, though, someone was contacting the tabs, identifying themselves as La Lohan's former drug supplier and trying to sell their story.

No one caught their bait.

Says Poppa Lohan, “I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy. God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives."

Watch out, dealer. Michael's coming after ya!!!!

[Image via WENN.]



134 comments to “Daddy's Coming To Get Ya!”

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  1. ASHARRRRRK says – reply to this


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    skertrfdmjghsd

  2. gia says – reply to this


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    watevz

  3. ff says – reply to this


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    ckjgvs

  4. God Fish says – reply to this


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    First!

  5. Yeah right says – reply to this


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    come and get me bitch!
    you cant find my ass cause im wearing my Kaballah string that proects me from that ugly eye or some shit?
    Oh what?
    Evil eye you say?
    whatever, i got this string and a nife BLOWHAN DADDY

  6. Heather says – reply to this


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    hahah first

  7. JAsmine says – reply to this


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    What a loser.. Does he get paid for this crap?

  8. bdfbf says – reply to this


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    First?

  9. natalie says – reply to this


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    hes insannne in the membrane

  10. kate says – reply to this


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    Oh who cares?

  11. whhhaaat says – reply to this


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    oh please COCAINE SELLS ITSELF. I'm sure he/they didn't plead with her to buy that shit!!!

  12. Nicole says – reply to this


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    Awww and Lindsay Lohan was doing such a good job staying out of the spotlight!
    Except…not…

  13. Becca says – reply to this


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    firsttttttttttttttttt!!!

  14. Lise says – reply to this


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    Super Micheal!

  15. yours says – reply to this


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    Look out bad guys, first, OJ was on your tail, now its Michael, guess all the cops can retire now!

  16. jessi ann says – reply to this


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    first!!

  17. dll says – reply to this


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    first

  18. sam says – reply to this


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    first

  19. jamie says – reply to this


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    tenth??

  20. ash says – reply to this


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    maybe first

  21. j says – reply to this


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    ok

  22. Shireen says – reply to this


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    oh please. drugs sell themselves. when will this man shut the fuck up?

  23. Sydney says – reply to this


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    Either this will endear him more to his daughter or it will backfire. As a parent though, I get it.

  24. kelsey says – reply to this


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    54 comment

  25. mk says – reply to this


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    first
    wackoooo

  26. nainai says – reply to this


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    tha's cute!

  27. dumb says – reply to this


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    this guy needs to stop thumping the bible around!

  28. LINSAY says – reply to this


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    WHERE CAN I GET MORE CRACK…..

  29. Hdh says – reply to this


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    not 1

  30. Looking to blame says – reply to this


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    ya ok, always looking for someone to blame. Let's blame the drug dealer cause he put a gun to la-ho-han's head right?

  31. shea says – reply to this


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    didn't he do drugs too…and she was the one who bought them i'm sure they weren't pushing them on her….this is ridiculous

  32. Jen says – reply to this


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    I bet he's been looking for them…BITCH NEEDS AN 8 BALL!

  33. cornuts says – reply to this


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    First Bitches!

  34. i love you perez says – reply to this


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    1st!!!!

  35. jane says – reply to this


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    messed up

  36. Starfire says – reply to this


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    What a loser! No one made her do drugs. She went and bought them of her own free will. So, did all the other people who lives this drug dealer ruined. I'm not saying that it's okay to sell dugs because it's not. It just seems like he's blaming the dealer and letting the users take responsibility for their actions. Maybe he should accept the fact the he's a shitty parent and f-ed up his daughter. Those people made the choice to do drugs thus they ruined their own lives. Stop blaming everyone else and take responsibility for your actions.

  37. Linds says – reply to this


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    DAD, STOP EMBARRESSING ME!!!! I'm telling mom and she is gonna kick your stupid ass up and down…AGAIN!

  38. CC says – reply to this


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    WTF????????????????????? Whatever

  39. Ashley says – reply to this


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    oookkkkk!

  40. Adam says – reply to this


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    First beeotches!

  41. helena says – reply to this


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    first?!

  42. melanie says – reply to this


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    God will handle it without his help for one thing, and for another just cuz someone sells coke doesnt mean you have to snort it. When it comes down to it she made the decision to do it!

  43. Christina says – reply to this


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    freak

  44. HEHEHEHEHE says – reply to this


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    LOL

    Micheal is such a fuckin character
    he's hilarous and his fanaticism makes me smile and laugh
    he is one bad ass bible thumper. but you gotta hand it to him, he really does alot of positive work…and if its all positive, and if he's basically harmless in his fanatical ways, then really all the power to him.
    Go Micheal!

  45. twinkle toes says – reply to this


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    Michael, don't be stupid. Her career is already suffering enough without you

  46. Brooklyn Lillies says – reply to this