Daddy's Coming To Get Ya!

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Don't fuck with the Jesus freaks. They'll hurt you!

Michael Lohan is on a mission, y'all.

The recovering addict and former convict wants to hunt down daughter Lindsay's former drug dealer and bring him to "justice."

Please, queen, she probably had about 20 on speed dial!

Just last week, though, someone was contacting the tabs, identifying themselves as La Lohan's former drug supplier and trying to sell their story.

No one caught their bait.

Says Poppa Lohan, “I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy. God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives."

Watch out, dealer. Michael's coming after ya!!!!

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    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 5:46 pm / Email this  »

    134 comments to “Daddy's Coming To Get Ya!”

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    1. Trash says – reply to this


      101

      Only a complete moron wears Converse sneakers to court. Fucking drug addict.

      Like Roxy Music said "you know the Trash I mean".

    2. vanna says – reply to this


      102

      She got them from Heaths supplier.Who got them from Anna Nicole's supplier..who got em from Belushi's supplier..who got em from Morrisons supplier..who got em from Marilyns supplier. OK?????????? Now shut up.

    3. QUEEN OF THE SPAMMED says – reply to this


      103

      OH PLEASE - HE'S A PRISON BITCH AND NOW HE'S GONNA SAVE HIS WHORE DAUGHTER FROM ALL OF HER PIMPS. SPARE US THE DRAMA.

    4. NYC says – reply to this


      104

      oh please, he needs to blame his daughter for buying that shizzz

    5. ln says – reply to this


      105

      yes because obviously it is the drug dealers' faults that his daughter is doing drugs. Stop throwing the blame at someone else and deal with the fact that your daughter is making her own stupid choices.

    6. Glam-Cat says – reply to this


      106

      Wonder what he wants to do to his former dealer?
      Just sayin'.

    7. Amandas best friend says – reply to this


      107

      duh..just ask amanda demme :) hope you read this bitch.

    8. ChingaLinga says – reply to this


      108

      why, is he looking for a new dealer for himself…

    9. J says – reply to this


      109

      uhhh, hey michael…..try the CIA…..seriously, buddy, you need to get REAL…..the CIA IS BEHIND THE DRUG TRADE. DO YOUR HOMEWORK, MICHAEL. AND THEN TELL THE TRUTH…IT ISNT SOME PETTY LITTLE POOR FOLK RUNNING THE SHOW. HOLD THE CIA ACCOUNTABLE. LOOK ON YOUTUBE…TONS OF VIDS ABOUT THE CIA HISTORY OF THE DRUG TRADE. FURTHER, IT WAS THE LITTLE SHITS IN THUK - THE FUCKING "ELITE" AS THEY LIKE TO REFER TO THEMSELVES, WHO ADDICTED JAPAN TO OPIUM. SERIOUSLY FOLKS…TOP THE BULLSHIT AND LIES….EXPOSE THE CIA AND ALL THEIR GLOBAL COUNTERPARTS, WHICH INCLUDE THE DICTATORIAL REGIMES THEY'VE INSTALLED IN NO LESS THAN 50 COUNTRIEAS SINCE WWII. THE CIA IS RUNNING THE DOPE OUT OF AFGHANISTAN, AND EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD ITS GROWN AND PRODUCED. WAKE THE FUCK UP FOLKS.

    10. what a dumbass says – reply to this


      110

      how about worrying about his idiot daughter BUYING the drugs and not the guy selling em.

    11. Netjryt says – reply to this


      111

      Sounds like some tired 60's "gah damn the pusher man" shit. Lindsay did the drugs. Lindsay is responsible for Lindsay. If Daddy-O wnats to blame someone why not himself? He is her father. It's his gene pool.

    12. meltz911 says – reply to this


      112

      Old douches never die, they just find God.

    13. bobina says – reply to this


      113

      yeah blame the dealers, they wouldn't be in business if it wasn't for people buying, and he wants to find them cuz he need some LA connections!

    14. ummm... says – reply to this


      114

      LINDSAY DID THE COKE, therefore SHE CALLED THE DEALER AND ARRANGED THE DEAL!!! why does she get no blame for the situation??? whether it was "her" specific dealer or some random dealer, if she wanted the coke she was going to get it!!!

    15. only we can call each other cracker says – reply to this


      115

      ….said the devoted father/cokehead

    16. FUCK HEAD says – reply to this


      116

      What a total asshole!!!!!!!! Had he and his slutty, money grubbing ex-wife done a better job, their daught wouln't be in the mess she's in. Fucking creep!

    17. Ms. linz says – reply to this


      117

      yeah like finding a few drug dealers will help your daughter. It's not the dealer's fault your daughter was addicted, it was her choice.

    18. It was Sam Lutfi says – reply to this


      118

      The drug dealer is Sam Lutfi….. Go get em cowboy!

    19. madmax says – reply to this


      119

      Remember to slap the shit out of that whore of a daughter you have as well buddy. Will he also go after bartender who served her drinks? It just shows where her sense of entitlement and ability to avoid responsibility came from. Maybe he's just trying to distract people from the fact that Lyndsey has been banged more than a Salvation Army drum.

    20. *What U Know About That* says – reply to this


      120

      Either Michael Lohan is a complete sociopath who does not give a fuck about his family or himself, or he is still on drugs. How can he not see that delusional attempts for attention is only making them look worse. He should feel guilty as hell for how he acted during her childhood. Is God going to "get even" on him, too? He is the last person who should be talking on Lindsay's behalf.

    21. michelle says – reply to this


      121

      ha right, because lindsay was totally forced to buy drugs *eye roll*. it's always the "my daughter/son is very innocent!" excuse.

    22. wayne geddes p.land says – reply to this


      122

      Why doesn't he just go see Samantha Ronson, she is Lohan's biggest dealer

    23. funky munky says – reply to this


      123

      What a stupid fucking schmuck he is. He's got that same stupid stupid stupid schmo way of talking as George Bush. What a completely stupid fucking no brained mongrel. I hate people like him. He spent his time supporting the illegal drugs industry and now he's pretending he is some sort of blameless preacher type. God he pisses me off. Fuckhead.

    24. bb says – reply to this


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      she's NOT A KID….

      Why does he insist on calling his ADULT DAUGHTER a KID?

      Why doesn't the responsibility fall on the ADULT DAUGHTER for CALLING THE DRUG DEALER???

      Why is there always a shadowy someone who is CAUSING his adult daughter to do drugs????????

    25. Cindy says – reply to this


      125

      Are you kidding me…She willing bought these drugs and sought out the dealers on her own. Why are they responsible. She should be the one hunted down and incarcerated!

    26. E says – reply to this


      126

      Caught the bait Perez? It is took the bait then you catch the fish silly ;)

    27. Sydney says – reply to this


      127

      I think some of y'all missed the point. The guy was shopping around his story about Linds drug induced days prior to rehab, her dad probably is trying to avoid seeing his daughter relapse from the bad press that would ensue with the story out there. And who knows what crazy out of whack story he would have. Her family has sold stories on her as well, but having press from a former supplier vs. stories of the battle between mom/dad/linds are two different things. Anyhow, that's my take on it all.

    28. alexis says – reply to this


      128

      Drugs sell themselves. Anyone who doesn't know this is either ignorant or on some wacked mission like Papa Lohan or the DEA….

    29. TuMaiEsLaGorda says – reply to this


      129

      What a dumbass. Reading this really upset me. I want to kick this guy in the balls.

      Is he going to hunt down all the border control agents who accept bribes to let the narcos bring that crap into the country as well? Is he going to Mexico to hunt down all the narcos?

      Lindsey and the rest of those idiot hollywood tools CHOSE to buy and abuse drugs. Why did they make that choice? BECAUSE THEY HAVE SUCH WONDERFUL ROLE MODELS!

    30. Brynn says – reply to this


      130

      Is God going to get him too!!!

    31. cutie pie says – reply to this


      131

      Oh Hell naw! what the fuck is his problem, aint nobody held that dumb ass daughter of his down and made her take drugs, thats what is wrong with these stupid ass white folks, hell your daughter is a drug addict . face it, she doesnt have to buy drugs, nobody is making her, they sell alcohol. nobody is making you buy it, but they fucking still sell and it kills a hell of lot more people and so does cigarettes, but the fuckers still sell them.

    32. Bridget says – reply to this


      132

      does he really think this will reconcile the past. He is so fucked up. Him and brit should see the same therapist.

    33. vernny says – reply to this


      133

      yea, i'm sure they forced it up her nose too, it's her bad choice.

    34. Janine says – reply to this


      134

      Drugs sell themselves. People choose to do them, and there always will be drug dealers because people will always choose to do it. I am not saying drug dealers are great people (except for weed dealers, they rock), but they do it because people always want it. Watch Chris Rock's standup, you'll see what I'm saying…
      It looks like this guy is just looking for someone to blame for his daughter's problems aside from himself.

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