For All You Teddy Hilton Fans!
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Our baby turns five months old today….and he's teething!!!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
cute!
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sooo cute!!!
Expect to look like Amy WInehouse for a while, Perez. Teething is the worst!
second.
hmm
I love love love HIM!!!!!
looks like hes trying to eat you! happy b day teddy! you bitch!
so cute…but don't teach him its ok to bite! itll be hard to get him to stop.
what a cuttie
I thought he was a miniature?? Looks big
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precious!!!
awh!
i want teddy >_
ccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeee first
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
My pup didnt bite me at all,,i get her sooooo many toys and she just teethed on all of them. Try that Perez,,,Teddy is a cutie pie
xxxx
train your mutt! Jesus… he should pretty much be finished teething. Cute mix breed.. but needs more discipline.. Looks to be a touch spoiled.
such a cutie.
he is so cute! i want one!
I WANT ONE!! He is so cute!
AWW! YAY TEDDY AND PEREZ!
Awww! Even your dog doesn't like you…how sad :0(
Very cute!!!
Thats the poodle in him…..Frank my poodle was just like that. I told him no biting….just give kisses.
very cute though Frank is a bit cuter
adorable
awww cute teddy i love you!!
second!
FIRST
adopt next time. your dog is cute, but breeders kill. 9 million shelter pets die every year. "doodle" breeds are so mover bred they are now in rescues. think b4 u make another stupid decision.
love your style perez
You hold your arm out for it to bite and then say "no biting" ? moron.
what a cutie!
I love when he like, attacks the camera. Very Cloverfield.
perez is a god…
Sooo cute.
Fierce!
OMG! HE is soooooo cute that he deserves his own show!
OMG, what a cutie pie! Looks like those "teefies" are coming in nice and sharp, Teddy! I love that last furious lunge at the camera, too!
he's so cute!! get some gumabones quick perez before you lose an arm!
aww..love him!
you should prolly just call cesar now…the biting is only cute cause he's so little…we wouldn't let a pit bull do that! he's super cute already but just imagine how much cuter that little guy could be if not for the biting!!
You need to correct your pup ASAP..That is a no no.
No matter the age.
Teething or not,my dogs NEVER got away with actions like that.
Give your dog something to chew on,or you are going to have bigger problems in the future.
lol adorableee, love the screaming action
hahhaa too cute i love him!
Loves Teddy! To cute.. and Perez you and that Amy Whinehouse…LOL!
He's a vicious bitch just like his daddy! lol TOO CUTE!!!!
Happy birthday Teddy!! What a cutie
Teddy is so adorable!!
Get that adorable puppy a chew toy that's not a hand.
im scared
congrats…
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2nd! teddy is a cute dog.
too cute
Adorable!!!!!!!
1st
don't think he likes you much
im sure u wished he could bite ur small fat cock
Perez. I have a love/hate relationship with you. I used to love you 100% of the time, but lately I have been back and forth with you. I feel like you don't talk as much shit as you used to. I am now 100% in love with you again because you have the cutest dog ever! So if you ever feel like your fans don't like you anymore, just put another vid up of your sweet little pup and talk a little more shit.
P.S. I have a stupid mutt who is only about 2-3 months old and he bites the crap out of me everyday. I feel your pain.
Care.
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GONNA?
I soooooooooooo can relate. But my "puppy" is a 33 pound, 11 week old Great Dane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chewing/nutty/curious as a pup can be! (Careful to call it "chewing", not "biting"…)
You need to stop this misbehavior. A stern "NO!", and substitute something it's okay to bite… each time…. every time. This is bad behavior. It may be cute to you in a puppy but in a full grown dog you won't be laughing. This is like watching someone laugh at a human toddler behaving badly; then later wondering why the child won't listen when you say no. You're teaching this pup that it's funny to bite! You're teaching this pup that no doesn't mean no. You're teaching this pup that you aren't the alpha dog in your pack. Please stop.
Aww too funny! You can tell he is really loved and happy!! Awesome Perez!!
Love that dog! Too cute!
Oh my! He's so cute. Happy 5 months of love. Love the last shot when he tries to eat the camera.
Well Teddy's got a lookalike friend in Paris, next time you fly over!
Bye
Get Teddy some chew toys,save yourself………..
I think your dog has some agression issues!! Call Petsmart
He's so adorable. The fact that you love him so much is proof of the fact that somewhere, deep inside of you, is a much better person that the one you choose to be most of the time.
I vote for more Teddy updates. He makes all of us smile.
Don't turn into another one of those idiots with their pointless, hellacious little "status symbol" mutts that's absolutely untrained and bites everyone!
When you say "No!" mean "No!"
That is the cutest puppy. You should watch the dog whisperer to get some ideas on how to stop the biting. He is wonderful.
He has 80's hair
Perez….please do not be an indulgent parent to Teddy! Teach him the command "No Bite" and make a fist with your hand. Then give the dog an appropriate toy to bite. You are encouraging very bad behavior and will be sorry later when the dog actually bites you or someone else. PLEASE start teaching him now.
sooo cute! what kind of dog is teddy???
your pup is adorable but fresh!!! you better let him know your the alpha or he wont listen to a word you say…
Ah, Perez, I love this clip for more reasons than you can imagine.
hahahahha I LOVEEE YOU PEREZ
haha, so cute, so funny. I know this works for cats, and possibly puppys as well? But get a water squirt bottle and when she starts biting you, or something she shouldnt be teething on squirt her in the face. Hope it helps!
haha what a little terror! looks a little coked out, but still SO adorable!
awww i love your dog perez!! hes bein such a fucker to you there haha!! kind of like my dog, when im playing with her! haha!
he is sooo cute!!!! almost as cute as my baby
My puppy just turned 5 mos. over the weekend, and I feel your pain (literally) about the biting. But listen to what your readers are saying about stopping it now. Tell him "no" and give him something appropriate to chew on.
Happy 5 month Bday Teddy!! My puppy Lukas turned 5 mos this past Saturday!
omg hes so cute. im so glad he has his own archive
Awwww…how cute is he??
funny as fuck!
give him a bone or something
This dog has cute all over it.
awwww cute puppy how adorable give him a teething ring
you know if you keep letting him chew on you that ain't gonna stop…give that dog a rawhide…or perhaps you do and this was just a one time thing:) have fun he's adorable!
more teddy updates please. and videos and all. what kind of dog is he??
Put Teddy on Anamigo.com, Perez! We can set you up with a celebrity profile!!
damn teddy got big really quick he is so adorable pinch him for me
haha! cute dog, but vicious! get him a chew toy on the double, before you get emo scars
Awwww…how cute!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEDDY
it's my bday too! happy bday teddy
LOL at the scream in the beginning:D He's uber cute. More Teddy videos!
what a precious little beast!!
this video made me giggle and love life
you're the best!
that's the best video you've ever put up. That last jaw shot says it all.
Buy LOTS of Booda Bones..or Breathalicious….buy them by the box….and hide all your underwear.