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Britney Spears is allowed some contact with her kids…just not in person!

The former pop star, who's had all visitation suspended indefinitely, is allowed to phone the boys, according to the just released court documents.

Mommy's gonna do all the talking! Tater Tot and Small Fry are only 2 and 1, respectively.

Hey, something's better than nothing.

Or is this even more torturous for Unfitney?????

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205 comments to “Momma, Phone Home”

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  1. ozzy says – reply to this


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    YEAH!!!

  2. m says – reply to this


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    firsttt

  3. ozzy says – reply to this


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    Go Britney Spears
    i'm FIRST!!!

  4. e says – reply to this


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    sdfkjh

  5. lou says – reply to this


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    1st?

  6. mike says – reply to this


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    1st!

  7. Paula says – reply to this


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    Britney (y)

  8. ozzy says – reply to this


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    Re: m
    I"M First!!!

  9. ayr says – reply to this


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    ehh

  10. trety says – reply to this


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    first

  11. sayana says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES BRITNEY SWALLOWS

  12. nay says – reply to this


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    1st

  13. ORGY says – reply to this


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  14. JT says – reply to this


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    first

  15. sweetsishere says – reply to this


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    first

  16. ORGY says – reply to this


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    . . .

  17. waness says – reply to this


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    Wow, is she ever a sad case.

  18. Nacumi says – reply to this


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    How sick and sad

  19. britney's got a gun says – reply to this


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    POOR BOYS!!!!
    53?

  20. Michelle says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  21. Teh Devil says – reply to this


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    For the love of all that is holy!!! Are'nt those poor kids already fucked up enough!!?!!?!?!

  22. katie says – reply to this


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    first

  23. me says – reply to this


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    hi.

  24. Nacumi says – reply to this


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    How sick and sad this is!

  25. sammyg says – reply to this


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    first bitches

  26. sammyg says – reply to this


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    first bitches

  27. sally says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  28. w says – reply to this


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    I wonder if K-Fed is going to listen in on the other line..

  29. mexicants suck says – reply to this


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    First thing she'll say is " It's Britney Bitch!"

  30. one says – reply to this


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    #1

  31. andrea says – reply to this


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    FIRST bitchessssss!!
    Shitney should DIE

  32. first says – reply to this


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    first

  33. terri says – reply to this


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    loser

  34. senoma says – reply to this


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    better than nothing!

  35. ORGY says – reply to this


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    . . . .

  36. Lauren says – reply to this


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    first!

  37. PE says – reply to this


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    I can't even imagine what she must be going through :(

  38. i love you perez says – reply to this


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    poooooop

  39. eddie says – reply to this


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    they wont know who she is she would prob talk in that shit english accent

  40. Chickie says – reply to this


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    Does she even remember her own kids' names at this point?

  41. sandra says – reply to this


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    that's sad !

    the lipstick is just UGLY !

  42. India says – reply to this


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    Think she's gonna call???

    But don't blame her. She had a crappy childhood, her parents should have taken better care of teir offspring.

    How would Brit know how to be a fit mother; she never had one herself.

  43. freaky says – reply to this


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    1st freak

  44. andrea says – reply to this


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    LEAVE HER ALONE, JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!

  45. CDNchic says – reply to this


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    FIRST!
    and, i feel bad for brit brit. at least she hasn't done anything scandalous.. lately.

  46. emmz says – reply to this


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    loves it

  47. Ken says – reply to this


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    Perez SUCKS!

  48. Amie says – reply to this


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    First!

  49. ccy says – reply to this


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    I miss senay

  50. UH OH says – reply to this


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    I fucking HATE when she wears red lipstick. I am so tired of seeing her prance around all crazy and shit with no one to help her get her shit straight. I don't give a FUCK if Britney does what Britney wants, truly there is someone out there who knows her who can get in her face and make her listen. Give her her psycho pills ASAP.

  51. baby says – reply to this


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    she needs help :-(

  52. sam says – reply to this


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    AGAIN

  53. ytumamatambien says – reply to this


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    stupid flea bag ho should have no contact at all

  54. ccy says – reply to this


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    I miss senay!!!

  55. poo says – reply to this


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    not first

  56. ****************** says – reply to this


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    good for her!! it's up to britney to get her kids back!

  57. SARAH says – reply to this


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    SECOND!

  58. lilly says – reply to this


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    It must be hard for her though I cannot really feel sorry!

  59. seagrin says – reply to this


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    wonder if she'll talk in a british accent

  60. susann says – reply to this


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    1st

  61. Alex says – reply to this


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    hey

  62. recovered addict says – reply to this


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    I feel so bad for her. I lost my visitation on my child due to drugs and was given just phone contact until they cut that off too. I did manage to get clean and my child lives with me now, but I feel bad for Britney becuase I know how bad it hurts and how it drives you to do worse things to numb the pain.

  63. alisa says – reply to this


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    How do you talk on the phone with someone who doesn't talk yet

  64. George says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!

  65. pink princess says – reply to this


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    I love watching all the lame people fight to be first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. mscarolyn says – reply to this


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    good for her….work it out Brit…top 10 bitches

  67. tash says – reply to this


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    Dang, that must suck royally

  68. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


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    GOD BLESS BRITNEY. I HOPE SHE MAKES IT THROUGH.

  69. liz says – reply to this


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    is allowed to phone he boys..u mean her boys??

  70. fuck up says – reply to this


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    fuck up

  71. Susan Wetherbee says – reply to this


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    She should just have more babies & forget about the first two. I did.

  72. johnny says – reply to this


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    go penn!

  73. i'm not says – reply to this


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    FIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!

  74. astrid says – reply to this


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    shit man

  75. Kristin says – reply to this


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    First!

  76. nina says – reply to this


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    1st!! SOS

  77. just a thought says – reply to this


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    Maybe it'll make her realize what she's missing out on and finnally get herself the help she is in dire need of ?

  78. crissy says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  79. ma says – reply to this


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    poo poo ka ka pee pee

  80. Erica says – reply to this


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    hope britney gets better!! i want a damn comeback.

  81. Poor freakin kids! says – reply to this


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    Just imagine those fucked off conversations!

  82. Mama J says – reply to this


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    OMG!!! Have you guys checked out the HIGHLY OFFENSIVE movie review site: www.themoviejerk.com ??? This guy is a total genius, but be prepared, he offends EVERYONE!

  83. Eat a fat dick LIZ says – reply to this


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    Re: liz

    WTF do YOU think…retarded cunt!

  84. Sandie says – reply to this


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    If she is has any love for those babies…she will call every chance she gets…you can't get back time you've lost.. Why waste any more time?
    I haven't talked to my 18 yr old son in 2 weeks ITS KILLING ME.. I cannot understand how she can stand not seeing her babies.. i am trying everything I can to communicate with my son…and my situation is just a stupid argument over a girl. Britney should get whatever help she needs to get herself where she needs to be to be able to be ok for herself so she can be a good mom to those babies!

  85. danielle says – reply to this


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    As much as I don't like her it's sad. She's got two beautiful kids and she can't even keep it together for them. They deserve a better mother than how she is now, hopefully she can fix whatever's going on with her for the sake of her boys.

  86. ALISA IS A TOTAL BUTT SLUT says – reply to this


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    Re: alisa

    Are you really so stupid you think they can't talk or at least hear. Kill yourself you fucked off cunt!

  87. judith says – reply to this


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    any mother who chooses drugs over her kids is trash… just like this white trash piece of shit

  88. gigi says – reply to this


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    Glad to hear that the kids will be able to talk to her. Dispite it all you KNOW they MISS HER! Poor tater-tot and small fry!

  89. krisi says – reply to this


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    Sad…especially if babies start crying. The 2 year old should be able to talk fine…mine is 2 and he can say just about everything!!

  90. gigi says – reply to this


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    Re: Sandie – hope he calls u

  91. Tif says – reply to this


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    poor babies…… surely they could web-cam or something

  92. HARMONY says – reply to this


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    Re: baby – EXCUSE ME.BRITNEY SPEARS IS GETTING HELP.IF YOU DIDNT WATCH THE VIEW TODAY.ITS TRUE THAT BRITNEY SPEARS IS GETTING HELP.

  93. cavegirl says – reply to this


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    But how will they know who the silly woman on the phone with all the silly voices is????

  94. Julia says – reply to this


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    Although we know she is a mess these kdis miss her and they need to hear from her the last time they saw her was probably extremely scary for them and hearing her voice and just talking to her should make them feel better.

  95. BRITNEY ROCKS says – reply to this


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    ITS A START….. WELCOME HOME BRIT!!!

  96. lala says – reply to this


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    it will upset the boys more than anything cos u know they miss her

  97. Dirt McGirt says – reply to this


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    why does she always looks soo dirrrrttttyyyy? Wash up brit brit!

  98. Ass Kisser says – reply to this


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    First of all, PE, needs to shut the hell up!! And second of all, she deserves this!! The fucking bimbo wanted to act the way she did so she has to pay for her gay-ass actions! She's an asshole. If she were smart, she'd take her fat ass out of McDonalds and start to get some fucking help!!!!! ;)

  99. r says – reply to this


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    Britney is a fat whore, just look at how gross and ugly she is.
    she doesn't care a bout her kids either, so she need not pretend she does.
    she is a selfish ugly skank.

  100. Nikona says – reply to this


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    she is the best !

    i love u brit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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