Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Britney Spears is allowed some contact with her kids…just not in person!
The former pop star, who's had all visitation suspended indefinitely, is allowed to phone the boys, according to the just released court documents.
Mommy's gonna do all the talking! Tater Tot and Small Fry are only 2 and 1, respectively.
Hey, something's better than nothing.
Or is this even more torturous for Unfitney?????
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