Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins

Filed under: Paris Hilton

Paris gets naked. Again.

The former heiress graces the cover of the new issue of 944 magazine.

What's up with the hat???

Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 3:09 pm / Email this »

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first
second bitches says – reply to this

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i dont like paris
Jena says – reply to this

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I have to admit - she looks pretty damn good.
matt says – reply to this

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she is so fine

id fuck the shit out of her
sweatpea says – reply to this

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This is photoshopped to death.
lg says – reply to this

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i think she looks hot!
samantha says – reply to this

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She's too skinny for my taste - but her earrings are really hot.

Peacock is back bitches.
nita says – reply to this

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not a big paris fan but she looks gorgeous here, so simple…
bex says – reply to this

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Amazin!
mm says – reply to this

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I want that body! Still hate her, but god does she look good!
alex says – reply to this

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who cares she was famous for being a socialite whore….now shes just a whore
MissVee says – reply to this

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When did Paris Hilton become African-American? Or is that fake tan compliments of Photoshop - along with the breast enlargement?
robert says – reply to this

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she looks cute with the short hair
Ewwwww says – reply to this

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She looks like an anorexic whore. Put on some weight. I'm sure this photo was photoshopped too!
RitaPita says – reply to this

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Can you say photoshop??
Jes says – reply to this

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i saw the sex tape, she was dumb
Alexandra says – reply to this

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Her face is hot and she looks great clothes on but….am I the only one who thinks that her body is weird/not at all hot?
Julia says – reply to this

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She is not that pretty.. she has no ass. that is why they never show her from behind her ass is as flat as her belly.. it's like a back with a crack
ImpeachBush says – reply to this

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the hat helps hide the wank eye
Noe says – reply to this

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She looks fucking amazing!
tash says – reply to this

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She looks GREAT!!! I cant hate on this one
samm says – reply to this

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why is her belly button the size of a vagina?
Sylvia says – reply to this

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For some reason she looks disgusting.
PARIS SUXS says – reply to this

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She is fucking useless and she has HERPES….thanks to Rick "Infected dick" Solomon!
Amanda says – reply to this

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When I think romance I think Paris Hilton
CGEEES says – reply to this

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Whats up with the scrawny starvation stomach. Discusting. Is that supposed to be sexy?
Jess says – reply to this

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Ewwww! Herpes inested half-naked sluts make me want to puke - I hope they didn't let her sit down on aything, or sprayed the furniture with Lysol if she did!
Becs says – reply to this

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she lookd good
but the hat is totally weird
IHateBritney says – reply to this

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Re: matt – Better bag it then…. or your liable to end up with the gift that KEEPS ON GIVING.
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Paris is a disease-infested WHORE.
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(p.s. DIE SHITNEY……D I E !!!! )
MC HAIKU says – reply to this

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WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THIS UNDER "IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED????"

What an ugly skank, with a freakish body!
Chrissy says – reply to this

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Gotta hand it to the girl, shes got a great bod!
Ihate Myjob says – reply to this

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Her stomach is so incredibly airbrushed.
Jessica says – reply to this

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SO WHAT HAPPENED to all her charity work? All you see is her partying, vacationing, kissing different men and shopping. She's a phoney full of shit slut and will never change. That Larry King interview is all bullshit. She's a no-talent, very hated whore. Lets hope she doesnt have kids.
sara says – reply to this

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since when does she have curves?
clur says – reply to this

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ya, id tap that
E says – reply to this

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Not a huge fan of this chick but she does look extra FAB on this cover…might have to cop this issue
Becs says – reply to this

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paris looks good,
haha but that hat is weirdd
MYXX says – reply to this

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Where is the Cameltoe????????????
jayana says – reply to this

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graces? more like stinks it up. Is that a herpes wart on her lip? and yes the hat is fuckin dumb just like her. why do we value dumb people so much? at least i don't
who fuckin cares if you're first?!?! says – reply to this

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Her boobs actually look good for once.
michelle says – reply to this

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Retouch anyone?????????????? She wishes her waist was that small.
oh god, im gonna throw up says – reply to this

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she is so gross and I wish she would just go away
dustyn says – reply to this

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so hot. work it girl
blablabla says – reply to this

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Like her or not, you have to admire the way she's remained cooly detached from her fame, from taking herself too seriously, and from getting her head fucked up, unlike Brit and Lindz. And she works hard.
al says – reply to this

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you gotta admit that she always looks hot…
alinochka says – reply to this

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wow, photoshop much? this is for sure the owrk of mooriah retoucher
Darice says – reply to this

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Amazing what photoshop can do.Her thighs are fat in real life and her butt cheeks can always be seen hanging from her front side. Oops almost forgot to mention her drinking gut.
cujo says – reply to this

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nice photoshop…her face has always been a little busted
michelle says – reply to this

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RETOUCH ANYONE????? She wishes her waist was that small.
kath says – reply to this

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has anyone else noticed her boobs have been bigger lately, looks like the whore got fake ones!!
nikillnobeepbeep says – reply to this

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this bitch has gotten old.yawn.
ll says – reply to this

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OMG did she get burn in the monte carlo ???her legs look like they were in the oven too long, dont get me wrong she looks good.
i dont like her because she is a douche bag but she looks ok here.
anon says – reply to this

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What's amazing is that she's wearing underwear.
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Seriously…why is she famous?!?!
El Scorcho says – reply to this

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Yum, that pit shot puts Beyonce to shame
Blue says – reply to this

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It's to bad she's everywhere. She's good at networking, but sucks as a human being. I liken her status to that of porn stars. Untalented, but probably good at giving blow jobs. I'd take a blow job from her. What happened to her becoming a philanthropist. I thought she wanted to be more like Angelina Jolie. Oh Yea! she's full of shit!!!
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Oh Yeah….and NOTHING looks worse than when skinny people still get airbrushed.
mary says – reply to this

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OMGGG
she did the beyoncee!!
hahahaha
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Of course, I'd still hit that but with a Heavy Duty Condom.
P says – reply to this

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What's up with the photoshop! Girl lost 30lbs in that pic
1/2 Pint says – reply to this

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So many have been in her Calvin's! I'm suprise she has them on!
me says – reply to this

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What's up with the photoshopping on her body???
amy says – reply to this

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Even though I am sooooooooo sick if Miz. Hilton. I would have to be a total hater if I didn't say she looked pretty hot.
k.c. says – reply to this

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She is good for absolutely NOTHING but I have to admit she looks good in this picture, even if its photoshopped, it came out good. ♥
Boob Job Anyone? says – reply to this

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I thought she said she didn't like the look of fake boobs & that she never would get them? Well, no surprise I guess she lied. She never had those big of boobs before!
FAKE WHORE
wtf says – reply to this

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Re: matt – all you have to do is show up and you can…
Daine says – reply to this

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"The former heiress"
So I must have missed something is she not and heiress any longer?
jess says – reply to this

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i'm not a fan of paris, but i think she looks really good
thetruth says – reply to this

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erm, Photoshopped much? Seriously, anyone who has seen paris hilton in a bikini knows that she is fit, but there is no way in hell her waist is that small!!!!
HERPES RIDDLED RACIST CUNT says – reply to this

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Paris is a stupid diseased whore.

PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT! PARIS IS A DIRTY HERPES RIDDLED CUNT!
meg says – reply to this

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ew
i can see her nipple
Dx
Crystal says – reply to this

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You can totally see where her spray tan didn't get part of her arm.
Leo says – reply to this

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Do you love it? I love it. That's hot.
WTF?? says – reply to this

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Re: blablabla –

You must be inbred you retarded cunt!
Nasty skanks says – reply to this

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hpv, herpes, clap, drip, crabs…what else is falling out in between her legs?
What a fucking idiot? says – reply to this

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Re: matt –

You WANT herpes? Die!
person says – reply to this

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Am I the only one that sees the partial nip slip?
Tiandu says – reply to this

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There's an old joke, about advice a young woman who was about to be married is given by her mother. "Never let him see you completely naked, always wear a little something to bed." She takes her mother's advice, and wears a hat on her honeymoon night. She's making a jest and saying "I'm a lady, I'm not nude." Or, the photographer/person who dressed her might be.
STEVE says – reply to this

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Re: Julia – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Toni says – reply to this

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She looks gorgeous.
melly says – reply to this

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No matter what ANYONE says - her body is INSANE in the membrane!
VALTREX ALERT says – reply to this

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NOTHING COMES BETWEEN PARIS HERPES HILTON EXCEPT HER HERPES BUMPS THAT OOZE INFECTIOUS SMAGMA
danyelle says – reply to this

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THey left out her HUGE feet! haha
Aubrey says – reply to this

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She would probably look better if she gained a couple pounds and stopped with the airbrush tanning. It's a little excessive.
Bored says – reply to this

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a) The fact she will inherit millions means she is still an heiress
b) Who the fuck cares?
Dave M says – reply to this

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944 magazine? What's the circulation — 100?
bird says – reply to this

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I always thought she looked like a BIRD with that big beak she has. Her lips are weird too….and her phony spray on tan …ugh she just isnt all that!!
V--A--L--T--R--E--X.... What's That Spell says – reply to this

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Paris is an infected whore.
nathalie says – reply to this

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again, WHYYYY do we care about paris hilton?!? SHES NOTHING shes not rich any more.. she cant sing.. she cant act.. oooh wait… i know why.. she basically famous famous for being a socialite parasite.
KRKRKR says – reply to this

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CHICKEN LEGS!

UGH!!
Fred says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton has been over.
mims says – reply to this

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that is not her waist, ssssssssssss………..
J says – reply to this

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Must admitt, she is fine!! Id put a hurtin on that if I knew I wouldnt catch something!! lol
satis5 says – reply to this

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chick is built like a teenage boy - good photoshop
I HATE THIS SKANK says – reply to this

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I HATE THIS OVER HYPED PIECE OF TRASH!! I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS GOING TO DO SOME GOOD AFTER SHE LEARNED HER LESSON WHEN SHE WAS IN PRISON. I STILL SEE HER WHORING AROUND ACTING LIKE THE SAME PIECE OF SHIT SHE WAS BEFORE. UGH!! DIE TRASH DIE!
It's True says – reply to this

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What's up with the hat? What's up with the honker???
jackdope says – reply to this

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What's up the the AIRBRUSH BITCH!! Fake slut.
CALVIN KLEIN SHOULD SUE!!! says – reply to this

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PARIS IS DEGRADING THE CALVIN KLEIN BRAND! I'D SUE!!!! SERIOUSLY, SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MAKE COUTURE LOOK LIKE MALL-WEAR. BEBE???? WET SEAL???? SKANK WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kitty In The Tittys says – reply to this

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She is very nice ,but this is not her legs 100 %
Cleo says – reply to this

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The girl is a talentless idiot. PHOTOSHOP!!!! A little trick to photoshop is to use a solid color background, its a lot easier to shave away! Her waist doesn't look like that we have seen her naked enough. Why doesn't she go out and spend some time and effort on some Charities like she said she would?

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