Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins

Filed under: Paris Hilton

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Paris gets naked. Again.

The former heiress graces the cover of the new issue of 944 magazine.

What's up with the hat???

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 3:09 pm / Email this  »

    349 comments to “Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins”

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    1. Ms Dolo D says – reply to this


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      Why is it the only time P Hills look good is when she ain't got no damn clothes on? Lawd have mercy!!!!!!!

    2. Upstaterrr says – reply to this


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      She's looks fucking amazing!

    3. Oren Ishii says – reply to this


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      Her body is NOT that great………….hello PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. someone says – reply to this


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      damn, she's got a big butt

    5. vanessa says – reply to this


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      i know it's airbrushed to shit, but she kinda looks hot.

    6. cynthia says – reply to this


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      She's totally photoshoped her waist is no way that small. She doesnt have that coke bottle figure, her waist is wide and she has an old lady ass and a bird face.

    7. idonthaveaname says – reply to this


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      You can totally see her nips.

    8. tor-2-guita says – reply to this


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      If the curves on her waist aren't "airbrushed" then Pamela Anderson's tits are ALL NATURAL!

    9. buttah says – reply to this


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      they look duct tapped on…

    10. Yourfairytale says – reply to this


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      Ewwww. Either eat something or don't take off your clothes, ugly.

    11. meeee says – reply to this


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      she is a but-her-face.

    12. Alicja C says – reply to this


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      SO HAWWT RIGHT NOW !!!!!

    13. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      she actually looks pretty healthy but something is not natural here…. like maybe photoshop. i dont know her stomach looks weird - not too thin just weird.

    14. pink says – reply to this


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      she looks like a featherless bird with that huge nose. im sure shes photoshopd all over. i always thought she looks like a drag queen….look at her if she were a man she would be one skinny white guy with a huuuuge honker and size 11 feet. ughhhhh i still think shes one ugly imitation of a woman.

    15. Hellion says – reply to this


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      Ms. Baloney Skin just won't quietly go away, will she? Missy Perez must be touching the forbidden zone since he keeps featuring this anti-human skank on his Velveeta inspired site…they are both sooooo gayelle!

    16. PLEASE says – reply to this


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      PHOTOSHOP CHOP CHOP

    17. emmers says – reply to this


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      totally photoshop! But they made her thin in the wrong places so she ends up looking real fatty . I don't like the tan either but I must admit she still is pretty

    18. Fake it til you make it says – reply to this


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      Photoshop much?

    19. Can I just say says – reply to this


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      that the equivalent of calling someone a "Hater" is like a three year old that pouts and tantrums by holding their breath and turning blue. Grow Up! O.k. -very slowly now: The World Has Seen Her Naked, That Is Not Her Waist. Clear enough for you?
      And the good part about holding your breath is that eventually you'll pass out and shut up for a while.

    20. anti parisH says – reply to this


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      there is no way in the world that's her real waist

    21. kelly says – reply to this


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      except her fake tan,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    22. convinced says – reply to this


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      If your worried about her hat when you look at that, well I guess you're not kidding about being gay Perez.

    23. Andy says – reply to this


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      Ugliest rat faced 45 year old parrot EVER! Tick Tock, Tick Tock, your time is up Parasite.

    24. ATL bitches says – reply to this


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      She got a loose pussy

    25. ... says – reply to this


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      Ugly beaked like cunt.Plastic surgery ,photoshopped body,what else do ya need to know.Gosh what world is coming to …Like people said her waist ain't real ,obviously you need to be blind not to see that her waist is airbrushed .

    26. get over it says – reply to this


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      i love the way the insulting comments are all from girls. quit being so jealous. just because you are not as pretty as paris hilton does not mean you have to hate on her. yeah, the photo is airbrushed. all magazine cover shoots are, but she still is a beautiful woman!

    27. ~~ says – reply to this


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      That picture is so photoshopped it's not even funny.

    28. Ha! Ha! says – reply to this


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      Re: get over it

      Honey trust me when I say this: I am a girl and I'm NOT jelaous. To me her life is BORING. Some people may aspire to have a life full of endless parties but that is boring as hell to me. I live a life of substence. Secondly, of all of the beautiful stars there are out there who have talent and brains that I could envy (Natalie Portman), why the fuck would someone envy the ugly birdface with no talent, tits or ass???? Fuck no…….I'm jealous as hell of Scarlett!

    29. Kristyn Fratto says – reply to this


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      dont care.
      dont care
      I DO NOT CARE!!!!
      shes a washed up 30 year old!! plzzz stop telling me about this
      BIG FOOT
      FLAT CHEST
      BIRD NOSED
      WHORE!!!

    30. Susie says – reply to this


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      What's up with the massive hips?

    31. kylie says – reply to this


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      this bitch needs to do something for her so called friend britney, bitch, your friend needs help!!! Rather than whoreing out your tits and ass you should be there helping her instead of fucking her x husband!!!
      With friends like you who needs enemies. Its all good when you get publicity out of it but now that she needs friends you are no where to be seen because it wont look good for you!! Bitch

    32. Zooche says – reply to this


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      ah well…..no comment…!!

    33. Zooche says – reply to this


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      Re: kylie – hahahahahahahahahaahahah…true that man…..!!
      all these gals(the entire hore clan) need help.

    34. phoney baloney, see pic says – reply to this


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      Where are the rather large saddlebags on her hips that she had in her last one or two clubbing photos? Saddlebags do not just go away ovenight. This is S-o-o-o-o
      photoshopped, or she's had lipo. (probably right before her spray tan)

    35. lotti says – reply to this


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      Shane, L Word season 4… Who was Paris hanging out with in the last couples of days?

    36. ewqewq says – reply to this


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      what's up with the hooknose

    37. iwannatommylee says – reply to this


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      i think she is sooooo pretty same with nicole …

    38. Mother says – reply to this


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      Way to go. This is exactly what I picture humanitarians to be photographed doing.
      At least they photoshopped the herpes out of the picture.

    39. kat says – reply to this


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      I think everyone has seen Paris' body enough time naked to know that the picture can't be THAT photoshopped! Apart from the tan, everything about her is real and she looks damn good. She can grace the cover of any magazine ;)

    40. krista says – reply to this


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      she looks really good i wish i could look that good

    41. kim says – reply to this


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      this looks like that episode of the L word when shane posted for an undie ad.

    42. Evie says – reply to this


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      Her Navel looks like a "ick" been in it:)

    43. sultryc says – reply to this


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      Please eat…..something……please!

    44. morning_glory says – reply to this


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      They Photoshopped her waist very awkwardly. She's not curvy at all and they took in too much of her waist to try and make her look that way.

    45. NY says – reply to this


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      HER FACE IS UGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    46. JDogg says – reply to this


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      I still don't understand how this bitch is still around. She hasn't accomplished anything and she still gets work.

    47. Bianca says – reply to this


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      i don't think her face is pretty at all, but she has an awesome body. i would love to have such a small stomach that is sitll curvy.

    48. Aizha Pollock says – reply to this


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      Why is noone saying anything about her HORRIBLE fake tan?
      are you all blind, sure she doesn't eat, but we are all used to that. WTF is with her no orange skin?

      is orange the new pink?

    49. ilyoss says – reply to this


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      she's fuckin hooot, bu i wanna know if she's a singer or a whore cuz if ur a bitch i can't wait to see her toaly naked, or comoooon make a movie let's watch ur freakin assss baby!!!

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