Read Between The Lines
Filed under: Lauren Conrad
"We're just friends," Lauren Conrad is saying about ex-boyfriend Stephen Colleti, whom she's been photographed with a lot lately.
What she's thinking: "We're totally fucking, but if I say we're 'just friends' then I can drag this story out longer!"
What she wants us to think: "Heidi is a whore!"
What Stephen's thinking: "I NEED this chick for publicity! I got fired from my job as a VJ on MTV and from One Tree Hill. I need work!"
What he wants us to think: "I'm not gay."
What we're really thinking: "Who cares about these two? The Hills is fake anyways!"
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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Johnny Depp's wife "performed" at the NRJ Music Awards in France this past weekend.
And by performed, we mean sucked big time!
Not only did Vanessa Paradis totally lipsynch her song, but she meandered around the stage so lethargically it practically put us to sleep.
Don't do heroin before the show!
FIRST
If you say "first," you're retarded.
hahahahaha of course they are just friends…… who fuck!!! their fuck buddies everyone knows that but idc about wanna be famous lauren give us something more interesting to read about…..
first like lauren
hahh soooooo true
Haha. Perez, you're hilarious.
Can some one just tell that dumb ass to fuck off? She aint ever gonna be as good as Paris!
Paris for president y'all!
First
please go back to brody
first?
TEAM HEIDI!!!
what a dumb bitch
LAUREN CONRAD SHOULD NOT BE FAMOUS. SHE IS A NOBODY THAT JUST GOT LUCKY TO GET HER OWN SHOW. IF ANYONE OF US HAD OUR LIVES FILMED WE WOULD BE JUST AS FAMOUS, AND OUR LIVES WOULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agree people?
thank you, I hate this stupid bitch ( who I met in person, and YES she is a bitch in person..Heidi is actually right about that)
Whatever Perez……..These 2 are awesome no matter what you say. 1) Your jealous of BOTH OF THEM 2) you WISH Stephen was gay 3)Heidi IS a whore 4) The Hills is awesome even if it is fake.5) GET OVER THE FACT THAT LAUREN IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU WILL EVER BE AND SHE IS ONLY 21!!!!! ♥
They have always made a cute couple..
ewww
actually stephen didnt get fired from one tree hill hes going to be on this season but its supposed to be a "secret"….
hmmmm…i think they both need to die, right now!
lol i love u perez!!!!!!!
hah! this shiz is pathetic. what a fucking fake ass sluuuuuuut.
and he was waaayy cuter back in the day[[what happened?]].
Who are they and what do they do?
FIRSTTTT
hahahhaha
yes!
Whatever
team audrina?? what the hell is she good for? the show is fake but these dumb americans will tune into it like porn.
if u dont care….why post crap about them?
don't feed into it by giving them more publicity.
hopefully, if we ignore it, they'll just GO AWAY.
what does first even mean??
Re: Jen – Whatever……..can you say JEALOUS? Quit hating on someone who will NEVER KNOW YOU EVEN EXHIST!!!! If your that miserable and insecure go out and do something with you life other than go on Perez Hilton and talk about a girl who is successful. It doesnt matter how she made it, the factis SHE MADE IT!!!! Geez ♥
fucking pretty pair
I agree. Who the fuck cares.
Re: k.c. – stfu bitch, you don't know shit.
1. YOU'RE jealous of p nasty
2.YOU can suck a cock.
love.
Perez you're a friggin genius!!! I'm lmao at this post!! Fuck the Hillz we don't care about those fakes anymore! Viva la Perezita!
i like lauren… and heidi is the fake one that'll do anything to get in a magazine
The Hills Suck! Stop bringing this show to CANADA….with that dumb after show with that red haired egg head and that gay guy.
If you don't care, why'd you post it?! I love the Hills…and Steven's a cutie! He and LC are totally cute together.
hahahahha this shit is priceless.
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!
Peezy quit being soooooooo mean. EVERBODY has standby Dick or Pussy? U know U keep a Dick on deck just in case the Dick U got ain't actin' right!
KC - it would fit you better to correct your grammer and spelling before making a complete TIT out of yourself on this very sexy site!
Your such a idle minded, un-educated fool!
Well done!
HAHA, OKAY? SO IF U DONT CARE, WHY DO U KEEP POSTING SHIT LIKE THIS? lol……….
just so you know steven wasnt fired from one tree hill, hes coming back and hooking up with hilarie burton
Stephen wasnt fired from One tree Hill.
BUT i agree it is SO stupid that Lauren,
Kristin, Stephan, and all those other whores
got famous for living their high school life.
WHO GIVES A FCUK.
Who does care? Enough Britney Spears, the Hills and Amy Crackhead please. Whatever happened to Madonna and Cher? You need some new gay idols to worship.
Ugh. Enough of the drama llamas. They change interests every week, seems like. The Hills is yesterday's news.
The hills is the shit even if it is fake who the hell cares cuz you know that u still watch it all the time anyway - Love lauren and audrina
lmao!!!!!
hahaha…..thats EXACTLY what there thinking!!
YOur so funny Perez.
Re: Debbie – WOW. My grammar, way to hit me where it hurts. Dumb Bitch!!!
hidei is a horabel person and her fuck tard of a feoncy (wat ever).
she shoud try to drama tises lesss and less of a 2 faces cow….
tbh lauren is so sweet and deserves someone nice…..
likehim….
love chaz
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Re: Debbie – By the way it's "Grammar" NOT "Grammer". So sit the fuck down before you start talking shit about other peoples 'Grammer'.
THANK YOU PEREZ… that's exactly what i think. lauren is sooo not a celebrity why does mtv keeps on shoving this whore down our fucking throats? nobody cares about her and her slutty skank friends, all they do is crash hollywood parties, get fucked up on coke, weed, extasy, heroin,, and god knows what else… go away publicy skank and take your cunts with you!!
Re: Marissssa – Whatever, stupid Bitch!!! I dont know why I am even responding to you. Your proabably a dumb ass Lesbo. And You are so right, I AM JEALOUS OF PEREZ!!!!! SOooooo Jealous *rolls eyes*
K, team lauren here.
jen, you have no idea what your talking about.. obviously shes a somebody and she got her own show like any other person would get theres, she auditioned for Laguna Beach and furthered off of it. Her shows great and obviously attracts a lot of people or else it probably wouldnt still be on tv, i think we need to learn that probably every show we watch is fixed and i dont blame her for being mean to you in person.. if a little fuck like you came up to me, id probably be mean too.
If you don't care about them then why are you posting about them???
STEPHEN DIDN'T GET FIRED, HE'S ON ONE TREE HILL NEXT SEASON
sooo true!
Lauren — if you are reading this, part your hair in the middle and go blonder! You looked so much better in the old days on Laguna!!! This color makes you look like you are always needing a shower!
Stephen is way better than Brody. Brody is going to be chasing the single life when he is 50 — and not very successfully.
Re: WhoreInDenver – What a sick comment. Really sick. I am sure if they are reading what YOU wrote, they are sending the sentiment right back at ya.
damn, someone's drinking that haterade!
I have too much free time to comment on this crap that's for sure but what loser actually watches this show? Stay away form my house you fucking losers all run you the fuck over!
Thats some pretty funny sh*t!!! LOL
Here's what I don't get, if no one cares than why do you keep posting stuff about her?
What do you mean, Perez? A lot of people actually do care about Lauren and even Stephen, remember they have a hit television and you don't! Sorry, Perez, love ya. Team Lauren!!!!
That analysis was spot on!
Re: FALLONNNN – Ha ha…….."if a little fuck like you came up to me, id probably be mean too" All I have to say is DITTO!!!!
lol thats sad he got fired from soo many damn jobs but lauren is not a whore heidi is !A Attention whore i hate that bitch! i still like the show even if ya say its fake perez but i love ur site ! muah mucho amor -Nancy
Perez- LOVE this "what they're thinking" "What they want you to think" bit. HILARIOUS!
Lauren is not capable of having a boyfriend on her own. She has to either go after other girl's left overs or have MTV hire guys to play the role of her boyfriend. Very Very Sad.
dont be such and asshole
cmon, they are doing their show just like everybody else.
not that i disagree with the majority of that but just to clarify, he didn't get fired from OTH, he wasn't supposed to be on after his 8 episodes. and even if they are fucking, more power to 'em. nobody ever said that was a bad thing.
Ahaha Perez you are a genius. That one made lol for sure!
Ahaha Perez you are a genius. That one made lol for sure!
How did this chick get her own show? Clearly Kristin was the star and was hot and had personality. Even Stephen didn't want desperate LC…Hmmmm where is Brody? Jetted now that The Hills are over..
hahaha, i love it! so true. team audrinaaaaa
yeah im sure the hills is fake.
its actually a good show.
clearly,you are a moron,no,kristin was not the
star of laguna beach.
Re: k.c. – your just jealous YOUR not famous,im sure she just thought you were a bitch,and maybe she didnt feel like meeting a fag like you at the time.
how about we dont even put them on this website anymore because the less we show their lame asses the sooner theyll get over trying to be famous
I love LC and who cares if her show is fake….after all it is hollywood, what isnt fake? She can date whoever she wants, she will always be way better than the fakest whore that is Heidi!
there is no such word as ANYWAYS… there is NO "S"…the word is ANYWAY.
who cares if its fake! I love it!
Lauren's only saying they're "friends" to protect herself. When she gets dumped again by Stephen it won't be any big deal because they are only "friends" and not boyfriend, girlfriend. She's trying to keep it casual in the public but really she madly in love with him like she's always been.
Re: ehsh – I never met Lauren you fucking moron. If you read a little bit more you would of caught that, You fucking little bitch. I was responding to ANOTHER person who said Lauren was mean to them when they met her.Goosshh!!! People like you amaze me, fucking idiot!!!! Get the hell outta here, there is enough dumb people in here, one less would be great. ♥
I love them .. and so what if the hills is fake most tv shows out there are fake these days …
You are hilarious Perez.
this is one thing I totally disagree with you on Perez. I love LC and stephen and they are the best. Kristen Cavalleri is even more fun to watch than all of the combined. But the worst person ever in the history of TV is heidi. She is pure trash!
hmm I didn't realize there's a k.c. on this forum that is causing trouble so I guess I should changed my nickname :/
But she's right anyway. Team Kristen!
Okay, that was funny!
Re: kc – Ha Ha…..actually I am not the one causing trouble. I am just responding =)
well done my friend, well done.
this is so high school
Leave Lauren alone.
You don't care, but you keep posting about her, has she not returned your call?
Cute couple.
Team LC FTW.
What's the Team Audrina, what has the girl done to even have a team.
PEREZ YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'D RATHER BE ON TEAM HEIDI AND TEAM AUDRINA THAN MS. SLUT!!!!!!!!!! THINK ABOUT ABOUT, HOW MANY GUYS HAS LAUREN BEEN WITH IN THE PAST YEAR?? AND HOW MANY GUYS HAS HEIDI BEEN WITH? YEAH YOU DO THE MATH. AND YES, THE HILLS IS FAKE BUT I STILL LOVE AUDRINA AND HEIDI. AND WAS I THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT LAUREN WAS DRUNK ON THE HILLS AFTERSHOW W/ THE CANADIAN VJ'S????????? LOOK AT THAT VIDEO LAUREN IS SO DRUNK.
What is your obsession with lauren, and whoever snapped this picture must be making lots of money, I see this picture in magazines a lot.
Um steven didnt get fired from one tree hill, he's in a eps in like a month….
google that shit 
alright, I had to look at this page as an assignment for one of my classes, to see how people live their lives through celebrities online and in the media. I can't believe how ridiculous this stuff is. There are way more important things going on……the election, the border open in gaza, tribal wars in kenya. what the fuck are you guys doing? if you don't live in the real world soon you're going to have to eventually. who gives a fuck about all this shit?
perrrrrfect explanation
You seem to care because this is your 3rd post about them.