Read Between The Lines
Filed under: Lauren Conrad
"We're just friends," Lauren Conrad is saying about ex-boyfriend Stephen Colleti, whom she's been photographed with a lot lately.
What she's thinking: "We're totally fucking, but if I say we're 'just friends' then I can drag this story out longer!"
What she wants us to think: "Heidi is a whore!"
What Stephen's thinking: "I NEED this chick for publicity! I got fired from my job as a VJ on MTV and from One Tree Hill. I need work!"
What he wants us to think: "I'm not gay."
What we're really thinking: "Who cares about these two? The Hills is fake anyways!"
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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Johnny Depp's wife "performed" at the NRJ Music Awards in France this past weekend.
And by performed, we mean sucked big time!
Not only did Vanessa Paradis totally lipsynch her song, but she meandered around the stage so lethargically it practically put us to sleep.
Don't do heroin before the show!
Team LC all the way. I think it's sad that these two cannot hang out without the media speculating about them, they've been friends for a very long time, what's wrong with them hanging out.
Love her, thanks for posting, more LC.
They looked cute at the game, I was there.
LAUREN HAS A BIG STOP SIGN FACE
SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A BATH
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STEPHEN IS TOO GOOD FOR HER
haha hell yea the Hills is fake! i go to that school and they shut parts of it down just so she can film! ugh i hate it =/….just makes getting to class wayy more complicated than it already is.
ugh. they are both annoying. i am so over the hills.
Re: ORGY – Who cares how many guys she has been SEEN with, it doesnt mean she slept with them, idiot!!! AND oh Good for Heidi, only being with Spencer in the past year. Becuause nobody wants Heidi OR Spencer, they only have eachother !! Lauren is the ONLY reason anybody even knows who Heidi And Spencer are, so SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
Re: are you serious? –
YOU CAME, YOU DID YOUR "HOMEWORK"
NOBODY WANTS YOUR OPINION, YOUR BORING !
GET A LIFE…..
dude if u say u dont care then why even give this people free publicity. Come on Perez
HEIDI, IF YOUR READING THIS, I HOPE YOUR LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF.
why r ppl tht hate perez on this site ?u do realize tht defeats the purpose? lol im sure all of u r like me and go to this site to get the latest gossip..perez fuckin brings it and tells how he feels ..its his fuckin website so if u dont like his opinion dont go on his site dumbass ppl..as for lauren ppl r just hatin on her..just bc she didnt say hi to one person shes a bitch?i think ur stupid and jealous..not happy u couldnt party w her in the vip area?oh soo sad ..get a life..
Lauren's looking a little "over the hill"
She looks like crap.
What's with the "ball" at the end of Lauren's nose?
.
She looks like Carl Malden. (sp?)
i wonder if writers strike will affect the hills season 3? lol
haha perez you crack me up
that is exactly what i was thinking. no one cares about this d-list couple
:)
LAUREN HAS A BALL NOSE 
OMG! BEST POST EVER, PEREZ!!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!
i really do think that they are just friends.
theyve been friends since they were little. give them a break!
L M A O love it perez : )
Lauren is such a loser. She is one of those selfish friends that you don't want to be friends with. She thinks she's so great, but she's really a loser and not that good looking (but she is better than her jay leno look a like sister).
LOSER and Stephen is what i like to call a faweeen
Anyways is not plural.
Re: Debbie –
haha you spelled GRAMMAR wrong. how stupid do you feel?
WHO???? Who are these people???
u said it perez!!! who gives 2 sh!ts about these two?
i love u. laters.
Steven is SO FINE though. Why did he get fired from MTV???
Re: KERI –
Well said!!! People should respect whatever they like!!!
Re: k.c. –
hey loserface.
before you start commenting on people's spelling… how about YOU just worry about yours alright? i mean its kinda sad how you can even spell exist.
stop defending someone you never met, and doesn't know about YOUR existance. everyone is allowed to have their own opinions whether to like her or hate her. its not your job to make everyone love her. you succeeded at making everyone bitch at you though. goood job. =)
SCOREBOARD:
Website ?
Lauren 1
Perez 1
Hit TV Show ?
Lauren 2
Perez 0
Clothing Line ?
Lauren 2
Perez 0
Endorment Deals ?
Lauren 1
Perez 0
Ohhhhhh……. Looks like Lauren WINS!!!!
does she ever smile? like for real? she always has the same strange facial expression.
can't help but love love love them! how could you not be ADDICTED to this show? c'mon, you know you love it too, Perez!
THANK YOU!!!!
WHO cares about reality stars!
Please…. we need really talent!
fucking hilarious
HILLARIOUS
AMEN!
Thats SoOoOo true… they're hump buddies theres nothing wrong with that right?!? everyone has one at one point or another!!! lol
IF YOU DONT CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE PEREZ, THEN WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT THEM 24-7…. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE LAUREN, HEIDI DOES SUCK… IVE MET HER… SHES NOT NICE AT ALL!
this is soooo FUNNY!!…And True!!!….Perez You Truly CRACK ME UP!…You Say Exactly what I'm thinking!!…LMFAO!
HAHA!
Stephen's been bounced off one crappy hill to another.
OK PEREZ and readers
listen up
NO ONE SHOULD CARE ABOUT LAUREN CONRAD
she is a huge ass loser that has her own 'clothing line' if you can even call a couple of shit ass dresses that
STOP WRITING ABOUT HER AND WHATS HIS FACE
seriosuly no one gives a shit
lauren conrad is a hugeeee poser
it makes me so mad that she gets all this attention when she does shit
SHE DOES NOTHING
all her and her friends do is shop and talk about FAKE 'drama'
and all the nice comments about Lauren are defintily her writing them to make herself feel good
GO DIE LAUREN
NO ONE WILL CARE!!!!!!
Perez, we know why you llike heidiho..because birds of a feather flock together!
TEAM LC- ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAUREN SUCKSSSS
why do people even talk about her
do die lauren
NO ONE WILL CARE
about 75% of these comments are I HATE YOU LAUREN
and we do WE HATE YOU
get that through your head, your a huge ass poser
the hills sucks
you clothing line sucks more
and i feeel bad for you, honestly everyone hates you
no matter how many talk shows you go on, or maganzine covers youu go on
you may think people care about you but i predict in 2 years people will be like who is lauren conrad
get it through your head, your not a celebrity
your not cool, you are just some loser who thinks shes hot, and is on MTV hahah enough said, you have a lameass life, if your life is really like that
YOUR SHOW SUCKS
YOUR LIFE SUCKS
YOUR CLOTHING LINE SUCKS
YOU SUCK AT LIFE
GAWD, I HATE THIS BITCH!
SHE ALL LIKE, FEEL SORRY FOR ME, HIEDI IS EVIL…BLAH BLAH BLAH
SHE'S THE ONE WHO DITCHED HIEDI WHEN SHE TRIED TO REACH OUT, THIS SHANK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPEN TOO…ANT WAYZ STEPHAN IS SOO [b]U G L Y[/b] NOW, HE USED TO BE A TOTAL HOTTIE, WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?
OH STEVEO, REGAIN UR HOTNESS, MARRY KRISTEN AND HAVE SOME SEXY KIDS
ummm obviously you care since you mentioned the story
Don't hate. Appreciate!
srsly.
who the fuck cares.
this is laguna beach all over again.
ola love trio.
i hate lauren, she got super fake.
REALLY WHO GIVES A FUCK!
WHY ARE THESE 2 LOSERS ALIVE, WHEN
MY IDOLS DROP LIKE FLIES?
>>DON`T EVEN>> THEY ALL DIB AND DAB
WITH DRUGS, ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!
Get over it Mario, we know you want EVERYONE to be gay. Why dont you go to the barnyard and find yourself a mate you pig!
i think that the hills is not fake..and Heidi's not a whore but a retard for being with that jerk…and I like Lauren she's totally someone to look up to as far as a celebrity goes…at least she's not fake like Brittney Spears!She actually has a brain!
dude when is this kid going to look like he's not 7 years old? he looks like such a little douche. and i actually love this post, because it's so true haha.
Please make read between the lines a regular post. Hysterical and so damn true.
you are so evil and mean perez.
ok lc and stephen are not togther! they never will be a couple again. meh…ive always liked stephen with kristin, but i cant see that ever happening again.
so what! we all watch the show! i stand by lauren, she's adorable!
yeah!! i think the same!! it's like a photo of paris hilton soooo fake!!!!
LOL…no one is EVER going to believe that guy isnt gay…ha!
i think that they are good friends from back in laguna and they are together just hanging out but if it could be more why not they have a way of looking good together … maybe they are made for each other !
Perez, sweet Perez…..what happened to that olive branch you extended to LC in your New Years predictions? I would just love to see you two kiss and make up so I can see your lovely self of The Hills. Fake or not, it's fun to watch and I believe there is a whole world of craptastic reality tv shows out there with horrible stars for you to ram on. LC has some hold on North America. Until she pulls some Brit Brit's, make peace, kiss her ass and get on that show!
Enough with these retarded fucking laguna beach D actors. Wait they are not even actors they are whores and drug addicts. Please stop giving these retarded fucks attention. Thank you.
whatever… last time i saw LC she was crying about how bad her gambling habbits are in Vegas, and throwing a tantrum bc frankie and brody had better company….
she's old news.
very true lol
PRICELESS!!!
Lauren is a good person and so what if MTV dramatizes the hills a bit.. its actually just for pure entertain (its original purpose.) I like reading Perez, and I adore you Perez, but sometimes enough is enough..
Lol. By the way, Heidi is a bitch. I've only seen the first 3 episodes but I can see she evil.
Haha Perez. You had me rolling with the monologue.
seriously i watch the show i think its entertaining in a weird way.. ! anyways i`m a chick soo yeah lol !
soo i mean i think she is a total whore right now ! shes always on dates, kissing other dudes almost every month.. !
if lauren and stephan get back together my life is complete.
actually PEREZ, Stephen didn't get fired from One Tree Hill he will be on the fifth season. You might want to get your sources straightened out.
they are fake
lauren is not pretty
end of story
boring lives
WTF?!?! Man you guys are haters! The Hills is awesome.(Even if it is fake) I think its pretty pathetic of you guys to bring down someone who is more successful than you.(Jealousy much) Stephen is such a hottie and him and Lauren would make a cute couple.
WTF?!?! Man you guys are haters! The Hills is awesome.(Even if it is fake) I think its pretty pathetic of you guys to bring down someone who is more successful than you.(Jealousy much) Stephen is such a hottie and him and Lauren would make a cute couple.
OMG I LOVE THIS COUPLE!!!!!!!!! Lauren is so pretty and she deserves Stephen