Separated At Birth

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Left: Tara Reid. Right: Angelique from Rock of Love.

    Posted: Jan 28, 2008 at 12:46 pm / Email this  »

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    1. yuk says – reply to this


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      Ewwwwww and EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

    2. & says – reply to this


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      Tara WISHES she had them boobs!!

    3. kate says – reply to this


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      they're both gross.

    4. Jacob says – reply to this


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      UGH!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WANT BRAD PITT'S BALL SWEAT ALL OVER MY FACE SO BAD!!!!!! I'D LICK HIS ARM PITTS AND ASS CRACK, AFTER A LONG SWEATY DAY!!!!! HE'S HOT HOT HOT HOT

    5. erick says – reply to this


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      second

    6. Rymaki says – reply to this


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      I like Tara..!

    7. yuk says – reply to this


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      It's a shame…….Tara USED to be kinda hot. :(

    8. jesse says – reply to this


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      that angelique girl is soooooooooo ugly.

    9. Mia says – reply to this


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      blowfish on acid….2nd

    10. stephanie says – reply to this


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      oh my god thas horrible!

    11. Sue says – reply to this


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      I'm glad she's gone from Rock of Love. She's UGLY!!

    12. Dale McHattie says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is that on the right?

      Freaky!!! And I don't mean in a good way.

      Nice tits. Sue the doctor.

    13. marissa says – reply to this


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      ewwww yes. ahahaha Frenchie.

      2nd? 3rd??

    14. CAROLINA says – reply to this


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      very good.
      First??? ohh!

    15. 2nd says – reply to this


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      hot!

    16. banza says – reply to this


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      banzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanzabanza

    17. Jenn says – reply to this


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      SLUTS!!!

    18. leslie says – reply to this


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      gross!!! both are NASTY

    19. anthony says – reply to this


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      first :D

    20. Maria from NYC says – reply to this


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      TWINS!

    21. c says – reply to this


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      angelique is a MAN!

    22. SocialGhost says – reply to this


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      yess haha.
      Angelique looks like a fucking fish.
      her pussy must smeelll AWFUL

    23. dallasgal says – reply to this


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      someone prove to me that is not a man in drag?????????

    24. sarahoatbgsu says – reply to this


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      Frenchy SERIOUSLY needs to go…
      anybodyz agree wiz me? :)

    25. cancan says – reply to this


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      omg, I totally thought the chick on the right was CHER! LOL

    26. bubblebutt says – reply to this


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      first bitches

    27. Lillie says – reply to this


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      Man she was gross. So glad she got booted.

    28. Carlos says – reply to this


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      uuh.. bad….

    29. emw says – reply to this


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      first?- shes nasty

    30. oooppps says – reply to this


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      true true

    31. dallasgal says – reply to this


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      oops, i meant transgender in the mist of surgery

    32. Mary K says – reply to this


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      LMAO….they really don't look alike but I thought it was still really funny. I hate to be mean but damn this girl needs to stay home for a change.

    33. C.U.N.extT.uesday says – reply to this


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      seriously now..that big titted broad has to have been a man at one time.
      i felt sorry/sick for brett when he had to kiss her..ewwww,aaaccckkk..blech.

    34. Spicy says – reply to this


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      they are both hideous and i am so glad her whoring ass is off of rock of love she can go back to stripping. WHORES

    35. rachel says – reply to this


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      hahaha i wish Angelique hadn't been kicked off, she made the show funny and worth watching.

    36. Mizzie says – reply to this


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      Lo-freakin'-L.

      ooo First!

      Love you Perez! You're my HERO!

    37. rach says – reply to this


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      tara reid is nothing to look twice at, but angelique is a damn BEAST.

    38. plushpuppy says – reply to this


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      angelique looks like a tranny

    39. lindsey says – reply to this


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      oh my god yes. they look the same!!

    40. deanna says – reply to this


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      I think she looks like courtney love!!!I'm sad she got kicked off. i mean who else would even think to take her undies off AND spread her legs in front of him!! insaaaane

    41. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      thats awsome, but Aubry(also from Rock of Love) looks JUST LIKE Alexis Arquette!!!!!!!

    42. Holly rEVOLution says – reply to this


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      On the 3rd Rock of Love, which you know vh1 will do, they need to throw a tranny up in that house. Most of the "women" on that show look like one anyways so they should throw bret michaels a curve ball on that, id bet the tranny would win too…HAHA

    43. njfresh says – reply to this


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      she looks more like amy crackhouse than tara reidaboutme

    44. Bad Booby says – reply to this


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      How can any man find Angelique attractive or sexy. That is the WORST boob job I have ever seen.

    45. ^^You Know What Really Grinds My Gears^^ says – reply to this


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      *******
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      I Love Angelique on Rock of Love..It sucks that she got booted last night..She has such a great attitude and doesnt care what people think..Luv it..She is soo cute with her french accent..lol
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    46. Erin says – reply to this


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      Angelique is ugly as sin.

    47. Erin says – reply to this


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      Angelique is ugly as sin.

    48. Illiana says – reply to this


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      Thats a little harsh on Tara.

    49. Ryuuzaki says – reply to this


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      I'm sure if Frenchie never had surgery on her face she would look alot hotter. Those lips look a little too fake! HOWEVER she seems like fun!

    50. Suzy says – reply to this


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      LOL!!!! That is fucking hysterical!

    51. Jessica says – reply to this


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      if she didnt completely strip down on the last episode of Rock of Love, I seriously would still think shes a man…..unless she pushed out a shit ton of money to have it clipped!

    52. sullied says – reply to this


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      wow - look @ the size of Frenchy's Adam's Apple!

    53. Marilyn Ann says – reply to this


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      LMAO…too funny! Frenchy/Angelique was very delusional on that show…."Oh Brett, he's just aching for me to fuck him!"…."Oh, I can see how bad Brett wants me…." Oh please bitch. I've seen it before, and who the fuck cares (besides watching you make an ass of yourself)? It's Brett Michaels for pity sake. Oh and I agree…Aubry does look like Alexis. She looked good going into 40 deuce with the tophat pulled down real low.

    54. Ewww Angelique says – reply to this


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      After all that plastic surgery, she looks more like a tranny than a born female! Fubugly!

    55. Lotta says – reply to this


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      That Angelique thing looks alot like Janice from the Muppets

    56. HellYeah says – reply to this


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      These girls wouldn't know class if it slapped them in the face. The fact that Brett (Rock of Love) called this chick 'beautiful' is atrocious. He obviously likes dirty, trashy, disease infested hookers. Maybe he should hook up with Tara too? Win/Win for both attention whores.

    57. Will-Lynn says – reply to this


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      Someone has to seriously prove to me that Angelique was not a man at one time!!! I have seen trannies that are way more feminine looking than that creature!

    58. Eric says – reply to this


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      LOL this is really funny Perez !!! both of them are just DISGUSTING , but of course they are STILL HOT for a bunch of PIG STRAIGHT DUDES

    59. melinda says – reply to this


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      Absolutely horrible. That thing Angelique's face and body are disgusting.

    60. ^^You Know What Really Grinds My Gears^^ says – reply to this


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      ****
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      Since I been loving you by Led Zeppelin -check it out on you tube!! This is rock people. :)
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      Rock & Roll is not Brett Michaels..LOL
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    61. mom says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't we be slamming Bret Michaels for actually being into that thing?

    62. Kay says – reply to this


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      Ewww Lady looks like a dude

    63. meg says – reply to this


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      ahhhh angelique was fucking nuts, sooo funny to watch!!

    64. ika says – reply to this


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      so glad she got booted! ugh, couldn't stand her!

    65. Jeanette says – reply to this


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      There both really really creepy looking!!! Can we say Circus Freaks!!

    66. Arielle says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahaha. i loved angelique. i was upset she was eliminated, but she was ugggllllyyy

    67. Teh Devil says – reply to this


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      You ever notice that Bret Michaels never takes that gay fucking hot off? Am I the only one that thinks he lost his hair around the same time Poison stopped being relevant? Also, if I was him the next time someone requested that "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" song, I would shoot myself in the bald head!

    68. JC says – reply to this


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      CAN YOU SAY TRANSGENDER. SHEMAN FROM HEAD TO TOE!!

      AND UGLY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    69. Eric says – reply to this


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      I'd say that Angelique looks like a dog, but my dog is beautiful and I don't want to insult her by comparing her to Angelique

    70. Joy Shields says – reply to this


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      O.K. Hell no I don't think those two were in the same egg, ya know what i mean? And i don't think Tara would trade her facial beauty to haul around those huge, HUGE, backpain inducing melons! As for melon woman, how old is she? I really think she's trying not to age gracefully. Maybe Tara should give her her vodka to take some of the BURN away!

    71. Manda says – reply to this


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      Damn. How did that chick get on the show? I mean, there are some ugly girls on there, but she is about as busted as they come.

    72. D.Lee says – reply to this


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      Angelique looks like the drag queen version of Reid. Reason #1 why I will never get plastic surgery… I'd rather have small nice boobs than… whatever the fuck those things are popping out of the ugly bitches' shirt!!

    73. jordan says – reply to this


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      is that a "girl"? thats fucked up

    74. ElleMF says – reply to this


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      I dont care what anyone says Angelique is a transexual!!!
      THat accent is probably fake too!!

    75. EMMA says – reply to this


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      oh my god the first time i saw that chick on rock of love i shuddered in disbelief… she is a MONSTER. worst of all, she fucked with her body to MAKE it that way! who would choose to look like a beat up broken down beast?well, prob a dirty stripper.. aka, her.

    76. Donna says – reply to this


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      Frenchie is tore up from the floor up. Oh my goodness if anyone reading this knows Angelique get her to a good salon immediately. There must be a stylist willing to donate their services. Her hair is awful from the color, the cut, short pieces on top (Bad extensions?) Perez you cant even compare Tara to this girl-

    77. andrew says – reply to this


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      Angelique is a porn star.

      Google her name and you'll find some internet porno that she's in.

    78. Claire says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahahahahaha, this is one of the best "seperated at births" yet perez!!! i couldnt stand angelique on rock of love… YUCK!

    79. nathalie says – reply to this


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      UGH.. tara thankfully isnt that bad looking… YET.. she needs to be careful.. shes getting there….. UGH i just saw the picture again.. thats really gross… =S

    80. lauritaa says – reply to this


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      iuuu. . qe nastii. . lkoo qe carajo? no se parecen

    81. tash says – reply to this


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      Oh man, Angelique is a disgusting hot mess… who would want to see her strip. And to the posters who let the cat out of the bag… thanks for ruining the ending of the episode, I didnt watch it yet.

    82. jimena says – reply to this


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      How gross is that Angelique?!??!?!? Tara Reid looks "cute" compared to her!!! :O
      Even Tara's boobs look REAL compared to Angelique's!!!!! xDDDDDDDDD

    83. rc says – reply to this


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      some dirt on that tranny hot mess…I was at the speramint rhino in vegas June of 08, angelique was begging me to get a lap dance from her. But I passed on that tranny looking lady.

    84. Lana says – reply to this


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      Producers know she's hideous, Bret's dick creeps into his ass when she kisses him. They just keep her on the show because she's such an outragous character, the show would be boring without her.

    85. shell says – reply to this


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      i think she looks much more like brooke hogan

    86. Ryan says – reply to this


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      lol,i I thing Angelique body is hotter than Tara!!What a shame they send her home she is so entertaining!!Frenchie,come back!!she just dont give a fuck !Ilove it!!!!
      Perez you are awesome!!!!

    87. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      I'll bet folks in France want that thing to drop in a faultline. She could NOT have had her surgery in France; they would not have fucked up her face like that! My god. I don't even think that thing is French. And I'm not speaking of Tara.

    88. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      Re: Holly rEVOLution

      Word. I thought that Polish one was Tranny last season. Damn did you hear that voice? She was hot, tho. How thin is Bret's hair? "Hey-yo!"

    89. Robert says – reply to this


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      Im not sur if she is still stripping,I havent seen her at Rhino for 3months,I went with her couple of time in Vip room and she was so awesome sexy and cool!!and she is def picky bc she turned me down when i asked her to do lapdance!!!she was like I dont lapdance I only go Vip…how funny!!lol!!I love that French attitude!I think she should have her own show she is too much and awesome for tv!!!

    90. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      Re: ^^You Know What Really Grinds My Gears^^

      Fuckin' A! Robert Plant's crotch & Jimmy Page's double-neck guitar and John Bonham's drunken drumming are Rock! "poison" — fucking joke.

    91. Jisj says – reply to this


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      Angelique is hilarious they shouldnt have cut her that early!!and her body is sooo hot!!!

    92. melanie says – reply to this


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      Kinda true! But I felt bad for poor Frenchie, she doesnt realize how utterly repulsive she is. The episode where she tried to make out with Bret at the elimination and he was pushing her away was hilarious! When she got completely naked at the strip club I think that was the last straw for him, I'm surprised she stayed as long as she did.

    93. The Original Markle says – reply to this


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      Angelique has to be a man!

    94. Maybelline says – reply to this


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      Im sorry but they both look like tralier white trash!

    95. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


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      Angelique a.k.a. Frenchie, got eliminated yesterday (for those of you who have NO CLUE who she is, she is a french stripper who was a participant in VH1's "Rock of Love"). She was very trashy, but cracked me up!!
      Go Ambre, Peyton and Catherine!!!

    96. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Re: melanie – Yeah I agree. I wish we could see a before picture of her though.

    97. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      I think that Tara isnt like that ugly , or as ugly as some ppl think. But ew omg EW angelique is like total barf. She looks like a TOTAL guy . Bret always picks the he/shes.

    98. Smamy says – reply to this


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      Re: LoliT@_HonDuRaS
      Thanks for spoiling! :[

    99. hanzorz says – reply to this


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      It looks like Larry Birkhead is randomly in the background.

    100. hellkat11 says – reply to this


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      arg, both of them look like a walking STD, and there mom's prollbleally concived both of them on the tilt a whirl… yeeee haw!

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