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The First Reviews!!!!

Filed under: Paula Abdul

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A few Perezcious readers were lucky enough to experience the hot mess that was Paula Abdul's pre-taped Super Bowl performance on Sunday.

How bad was it???? Was it actually good????

CLICK HERE to check out their reports!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Natasha writes in:

"Just got back from the Paula Super Bowl taping. First of all it took forever for them to let anyone in, I was in the 3PM group and they made us wait outside, in the rain and wind for about an hour and a half before they let us in. The 12 group was held in a holding room all day and they combined our two groups. Anyway, people were all bitching and moaning…but not ME! I couldn’t wait to see the lovely Hot Mess Paula A! Woo! So we all went into the studio and Paula did three takes. The show started out with Paula pulling a Geri Spice, being lifted into the air by about 5 young skinny men, she had a drum line play along with the band and cheerleaders being flung into the air. She had on this little black fitted tuxedo vest, elbow high black gloves and tight tight black strech pants – OHH and the ever hot Top Hat. She looking Freakin Fab, absolutely Delicious! Paula danced her little ass off – she’s everything Britney wishes she could be and more!!! Paula was so gracious to the audience, stopping several times to shake hands and chat. Paula said this was the biggest thing that has happened in her career and she wanted to thank all of us for being a part of it. She also said this felt so good that she’s thinking she may have to go back out on Tour! I think EVERYONE is going to be in SHOCK when they see her bit on the Super Bowl. Girl knows how to put on a show!"

Meanwhile, Perezcious reader Minh had a VERY bad time.

Says Minh:

"i came at 11:30 a.m. for the 12 o clock show

paula never showed up… she came around 2 and i couldnt take it … i waited until 4 and s family member of one of paulas backupdancers came in and told us paula was having a meltdown. couldnt take any more of it and i left.

so did 60 other people in the audience

never watching american idol again."

Another Perezcious reader echoes that sentiment.

Linelle says:

"Well, we waited a total of 6 hours, thats right 6 hours for the Diva
to come out. By that time, half the audience had already left.
According to one of the P.A.'s they were all waiting for paula to come
out. When she finally came out she gave us a "great" lip-sync
performance. Half the time she wasn't keeping up with vocal track. But
overall, a hot mess!!!

P.S. When she tried to talk to the audience she was slurring her words
and not making sense. Put it this way her assistant was not giving her
water in the bottle."

Angela writes in:

"At first I was so excited to see Paula Abdul perform…okay not really, I just wanted to be apart of Superbowl history, but than it got really ridiculous. It was raining like crazy and they made us wait in a small crowded warehouse before they took us to the stage. And most of us didnt even make it! The stage crew kept on saying thigns like "oh thank you for being patient, we will get you in in 15 minutes!" yea right. that 15 minutes turned into 5 hours because Paula had a meltdown. me and my friends left. i dont care how much ppl say that performance rocked, it probably tanked. we all know Paula A does worse lipsyncing than the ashley simpson fiasco on snl. And she was prolie more stoned and drunk than britney was at the VMAs. I am offically boycotting American Idol now.

p.s. the stage crew didnt even let some guy pee when he needed to…..LAME….what a waste of a day"

And Joshua writes in:

"Paula's performance was FABULOUS!!! The biotch rocked like she did 15 years ago!! First she opened with a snippet of "Forever Your Girl" and went into her new single (that is #1 on iTunes). She hit every mark-the choreography was incredible. Yes, she lip synced…we knew she would, but the performance was fantastic! I honestly believe this performance is going to be HUGE! Paula did not half ass this one bit…you could tell she was so excited to be on stage. She has the same pple working for when she was on tour in '91-'92. Not only did she rock it-she interacted with the audience and you could tell she was genuinely greatful we were there. PAULA'S BACK BIOTCHES-move over rookies!!
Perez, I'm telling you, you will be very impressed! My friends and I ran to buy her Greatest Hits CD after the performance because we were so excited!!
-Joshua aka JoshDaStud03

PS Linelle - she did not slur, she was out of breath from kicking some serious ass on stage!!"

Posted: January 28, 2008 at 12:37 am

146 comments to “The First Reviews!!!!”

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  1. b says – reply to this


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    www.RememberHeathLedger.com

    go now

  2. b says – reply to this


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    www.RememberHeathLedger.com

    go now

  3. maddie says – reply to this


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    first!

  4. sam says – reply to this


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    Nips

  5. first says – reply to this


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    first?!

  6. i luv perez says – reply to this


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    will i ever be first??!!

  7. Rammy says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  8. k.s. says – reply to this


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    straight up now tell me

  9. sam says – reply to this


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    Nipsatuckey!!!!!!!!!

  10. sam says – reply to this


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    Nipsatuckey!!!!!!!!!

  11. sam says – reply to this


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    Nipsatuckey!!!!!!!!!

  12. sam says – reply to this


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    Nipsatuckey!!!!!!!!!

  13. sam says – reply to this


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    Nipsatuckey!!!!!!!!!

  14. sam says – reply to this


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    Nipsatuckey!!!!!!!!!

  15. bash says – reply to this


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    first

  16. stephanie says – reply to this


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    first bitches!'

  17. maria smith says – reply to this


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    horrible..

  18. sophie!!!!!!!!1 says – reply to this


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    fake fake!!! im number 1!!!

  19. me says – reply to this


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    she is sucjh an atten whore!! sit down granny!!

  20. chrisg says – reply to this


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    first

  21. FIRSTY GIRL says – reply to this


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    HELL NO THAT NOT REAL
    HELL NO THERE NOT FAKE WHICH ONE
    SHOULD IT BE

  22. TIFFANY says – reply to this


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    SHES JUST A HOT MESS!

  23. MICHAEL P says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  24. Jessica says – reply to this


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    why would anybody in their right mind even want to watch her anyways?

  25. Cheeky says – reply to this


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    First Bitches!!!!!!!!!!! I rule this earth.

  26. Jubbs says – reply to this


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    30th!

  27. memem says – reply to this


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    first?

  28. memem says – reply to this


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    first?

  29. Paulaneeds help says – reply to this


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    I don't know why anyone would risk having Paula perform. You can bet there will be some scandal involved. If she got through the performance totally straight, I'd be shocked.

  30. julie says – reply to this


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    first?

  31. Lissa says – reply to this


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    Can't wait to see the hot mess for myself!

  32. jbee says – reply to this


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    who cares

  33. vangie says – reply to this


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    first betches

  34. hahaha says – reply to this


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    first

  35. Mon says – reply to this


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    Paula's wacko.

  36. mack says – reply to this


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    oh dear…

    perezzers, can you like, disallow comments that say only "FIRST!!!"?? they're fucking annoying.

  37. mitrzy says – reply to this


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    first?

  38. terry says – reply to this


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    I cannot wait! It should be right up there with Britney's Gimme More VMA performance!

  39. Sarah( tellin it like it is) says – reply to this


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    first

  40. katie says – reply to this


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    first!

  41. Golden says – reply to this


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    First!

  42. Mhm says – reply to this


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    I hope the first review is correct.

  43. King of Mean says – reply to this


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    You cretins that waited so long: just what the fuck were you expecting? What did you think Paula Abdul could POSSIBLY do that would be worth waiting 12 hours to see? Even if the prospect was to see Paula Abdul strip naked, and fuck Simon Cowel on stage, I wouldn't wait more than 30 minutes.

  44. heyyyypaula! says – reply to this


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    shes seriously a craaaazy! no joke!

  45. Scary says – reply to this


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    Why am I not surprised?????

  46. jane says – reply to this


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    Oh well life goes on…

  47. sd-b says – reply to this


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    ???

  48. edwinlavila says – reply to this


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    1st VENEZUELAAAAAA

  49. lisa says – reply to this


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    1st

  50. diane says – reply to this


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    i heard the song on the radio…i cant say im a fan lol

  51. Rohondra says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!!

    P.S. Only one ya'll bored ass children is first!

  52. bob says – reply to this


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    i dont care i like paula

  53. a says – reply to this


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    first

  54. sdfkjeo says – reply to this


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    SHE SUCKED!!!!

  55. caro says – reply to this


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    hahha!

  56. Doop says – reply to this


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    Weird.

  57. ha says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  58. lauren says – reply to this


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    first dudes. yeah she's gross

  59. maranda says – reply to this


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    she for sure has a few loose screws

  60. Michelle says – reply to this


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    ew!

  61. graham says – reply to this


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    first

  62. hello says – reply to this


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    first

  63. Brooke Bliss says – reply to this


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    first!

  64. j says – reply to this


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    first

  65. sara says – reply to this


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    first

  66. kiki says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Anne says – reply to this


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    hmm….whatever she was on must've been wearing off and on!

  68. krista says – reply to this


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    at least she's TRYING.. right?

  69. Chansahz says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!

  70. k says – reply to this


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    first

  71. carl says – reply to this


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    whoreeee

  72. moast says – reply to this


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    second

  73. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    That…doesn't look like her. What happened??

  74. ugh yeah says – reply to this


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    first ugh

  75. Carrie says – reply to this


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    Not First…the bitch is nuts

  76. samkatie says – reply to this


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    first

  77. rjf says – reply to this


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    mmmm love her yummy yum screw screw

  78. Cchchch says – reply to this


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    What??
    100% fake~!

  79. lyles says – reply to this


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    interesting…

  80. Leo says – reply to this


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    Wow either its gonna be huge or a huge disaster LOL

  81. Dan says – reply to this


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    Perez, how many yard apes' cocks were in your ass this weekend? Make like Heath Ledger.

  82. Kathleen says – reply to this


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    first!

  83. Molly says – reply to this


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    First?

  84. Molly says – reply to this


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    First?

  85. LaUrA says – reply to this


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    OMG…i wonder if i heard it cuz i live near the statium

  86. mya says – reply to this


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    baaaaaaaarf

  87. Candice says – reply to this


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    ….

  88. ridley says – reply to this


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    first? omg. uh, whatever. shes a filthy shit on drugz.

  89. Awww... says – reply to this


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    I used to think Paula was the nicest judge, but I may have go with Simon as being the most fab…he doesn't laugh. Plus Paula's kind of…immature.

  90. mikito says – reply to this


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    i fucken hate her. first

  91. nolalady says – reply to this


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    people, isn't this the lady who had an animated cat in a video….come on….yes, i am that old…

  92. adfasd says – reply to this


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    first post bitchazzz

  93. virg says – reply to this


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    first in sydney

  94. i don't like Paula anymore says – reply to this


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    i showed up and they were like "we can't take anymore people." and i had my phugging ticket with me.
    so the whole ride home, my friend made fun of Paula. it was the best part of my day. :]

  95. oh snap says – reply to this


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    ohhh snap

  96. pleasefixyoursite says – reply to this


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    can't you get some monkey to add code that removes any post that just contains FIRST and people stop posting heath link in a thread that's not related to him.
    now, i assume the latter comments that paula sucked are more accurate and so much for a live SB performance. a WEEK ahead and lipsynched, pathetic

  97. scarlet says – reply to this


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    Re: mack – I TOTALLY AGREE.

  98. yowza says – reply to this


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    100% fake yabbos? I'd still do her in a new york minute!

  99. scarlet says – reply to this


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    It sounds like the first one was paid to say that stuff.

  100. Hart says – reply to this


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    Do any of you idiots have ACTUAL COMMENTS or even…dare I say…jobs?Or do you just refresh the homepage all day and type FIRST! every five seconds.It reminds me of when I was in 2nd grade and when the whistle was blown at the end of recess all the kids scrambled to be first in line to go back to class.The ONLY difference between that and you losers….we were SEVEN!!!Get a life.

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