A Beautiful Bedtime Story
This is just too juicy!
The zexy peeps at Fantasmica wrote a personalized erotic story about P-Nasty and our future husband, Chace Crawford.
It's called "An Unexpected Pleasure" and it gets quite steamy!
CLICK HERE to read the delicious piece of adult-oriented fan fiction.
[Image via WENN.]
It had been a quiet day for Perez. A slow but constant drizzle of rain had kept most of Los Angeles at home and indoors. With hardly anyone braving the weather for a trip to Starbucks or an expensive baby boutique, there had been no celebrity baby bumps to photograph and generally very few celebrity sightings at all. As the rain was expected to continue well into the night, Perez knew that the hard-partying celebs would probably stay locked up in their hotel rooms rather than go out to the clubs tonight. He finally had a night off!
Rather than staying home and hanging out with his dog, Teddy, Perez decided to hit up his favorite gay bar. The bar was on the outskirts of L.A., and Perez liked it because it was small and private. He definitely wouldn’t run into any celebs there, so he could finally relax and not think about work.
Once he got to the bar, he sat down at one of the tables, ordered his usual drink, and started to check out a few of the guys on the dance floor. Suddenly, his eyes stopped on a young guy who stood at the edge of the dance floor. “No fucking way,” thought Perez, “no FUCKING way!” But it was definitely him: Jace Lawford, a star in a new hit TV show. Perez had been all over him for months, constantly writing about him in his celebrity blog. He had also thought plenty about all the places and ways he’d like to literally be all over him. In fact, as he stood staring at him, he felt a wave of heat flow over his entire body.
At the very same time, Jace was looking around the bar, and upon meeting Perez’s eyes, he recognized him immediately. They stood staring at each other for several seconds, both frozen with shock. After a few moments, Jace suddenly snapped out of it and confidently walked directly to Perez’s table and sat down.
Perez quickly said, “Well…this is certainly the last place I’d ever expect to run into you!”
“I was afraid you’d recognized me…,” Jace replied. “Believe me, this is the last place I expected to run into you, or anyone else that might recognize me, for that matter.”
“Why exactly are you in a gay bar anyway?” Perez asked. Jace looked quickly away, and in that instant Perez knew the answer. “You?! You’re gay?!” Perez exclaimed.
“My publicist insists that I stay closeted because being gay would decrease my appeal to the female fans,” Jace said sullenly. “So I come here every now and then when I have free time, and…”
“Satisfy your need for cock,” Perez finished, unceremoniously. He felt genuinely sorry for the young actor, but he couldn’t help but think of lots of dirty ways to comfort him.
As the two men continued to talk, Perez admitted that he’d had a crush on Jace for some time. With a smile, Jace silently leaned over and kissed Perez. From that point on, the two men talked about their lives and Hollywood…and flirted with each other. At one point, Jace even mentioned that he, too, had a crush on Perez and had always admired his fearless attitude toward life.
Soon it was time for the bar to close. With Jace a little tipsy at this point, Perez offered to give him a ride home.
“I don’t want to go home tonight, Perez. Can’t I just crash at your place?” Jace asked.
After what seemed like an eternity, the two men finally arrived at Perez’s house. Perez offered to make Jace and himself a couple of drinks. He left Jace on the couch as he went to his bar to mix martinis for them both. Suddenly, just as he dropped an olive into one of the glasses, he felt hands slowly sliding around his waist. As Jace pressed his body against him, Perez could feel Jace’s hard-on aggressively pushing against his butt. It took only a second for Perez’s dick to become a raging boner that begged to be freed from his restrictive pants. His whole body began to tingle with anticipation as he focused on the feeling of Jace’s hands sliding across his body.
Without even allowing him to turn around, Jace slid his hands down Perez’s waist to his zipper and quickly made his pants drop to the floor. At this point, Jace grabbed Perez by the shoulders and swung him around to face him. To Perez’s shock and delight, Jace was already completely naked. Perez’s gluttonous eyes relished every inch of the young man’s body. He quickly noticed that Jace’s hard-on was impressive, even set against his large muscled torso. In a matter of moments, Jace was on his knees in front of Perez looking up at him.
“I want to suck you dry,” Jace said in a low tone. Perez didn’t even have a chance to respond as Jace greedily pulled his dick from his boxers. Perez’s dick head glistened with pre-cum, and Jace took the time to enjoy it by sliding his tongue across the head and back into his mouth, relishing every drop. Then Jace slid his lips over Perez’s pulsating dick and slowly devoured it. With all of his attention focused only on the throbbing cock in his mouth, Jace took his time tasting, kissing, sucking, and licking it, until Perez couldn’t take any more. Grabbing Jace’s smoothed-down hair, Perez thrust his cock deep into Jace’s throat as he came. Even though he almost choked on the mass amounts of cum being shot down his throat, Jace continued to greedily swallow Perez’s dick until he was done.
Afterwards, they both lay on the floor catching their breath. “Wow,that was pretty hot,” Perez finally muttered, “and I think you actually might have sucked me dry.”
Jace, lying comfortably beside him, breathed a deep sigh of contentment in response. “I do have to say though,” Perez continued, “as hot and wet as your mouth was tonight, I really wanted to fuck you in the ass. I’ve been fantasizing about getting my dick in your tight little asshole ever since I first saw you.”
Jace rolled over to look Perez directly in the eyes as he replied, “It’s only three a.m., I’m sure you’ll fuck me at least three times in the ass before it’s even dawn.”
And with that, Perez reached towards Jace’s still-hard prick, ready for round two.
The End
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Headline Of The 
x hot
First & the this guy sucks!!
Oh perez, u make me smile……..
That's nasty
hi
That sucks :X
yeah!! 1st
FIRST
PEREZ LMAO YOU FREAK CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS! THAT WAS SO DIRRRTAY! you probably make chace so uncomfortable :[
heehee that made me giggle
firsT?
First!
I love you Perez but I really don't want to think about your pre-cum, gross!!!
first
haha love it!
That was hot, Perez. Now to make it come true!
all i can say is wowww.
hahaha.
Can I be the FIRST to say, "GET A LIFE"
tooooo long get to the point first?
That's awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aren't you the lucky one p? lol
I think i just puked alittle. That's DIGUSTING. Chace is straight, so save this story as it will never happen! Keep dreaming
hehe, I bet you wrote this yourself
HAHA!!
when people write FIRST on here.. what does it mean?
’cause I'm the FIRST to comment?
WHOA!
disgusting-you should put up a warning you fucking fat fuck
So now this is a porn site, huh?
You might want to rethink posting this Perez, because there's a not-so-fine fine line between Gossip columnist and whatever you want to call this shiz - just sayin….
ahhaah sick man.
that guy is gorgeous
FIRST!!!!! lolz great story
LMAO
It's so sad having to hide our own feelings but certainly necessary because of society's prejudices.
I think people have to realize that other people can be hurted because of what other people say or comment behind their backs.
Hope world change some day, so we all could live happily together.
This would be a hot story except it features perez. I couldn't read it - the image was too much for me. I had to go puke
Gross, No I will not be clicking that link.
OMG!!!
gross
hi
Perez…i'm pretty sure you wrote this yourself
humm so hot !!
!
Why french guys are not like that
And just for information: that's wrong ! French guys are not romantic !
Are you serious? Perez would have totally been the mouth and the hole in that scenario.
That was hilarious! I love it!
Wow Perez, that was fucking hot lol. I wish someone would write porn about me … but moving on. … That's about it lol, but by fucking god, you're one lucky bastard.
haha. i looove this! its alright P, i have similar daydreams about chance while im at work too. ahhaha
although probably after reading this. chance isnt going to so much as come to your site… much less cum near you. oh well though.. welcome to my wolrd
Perez You SLUT!!!!
It's O V E R
EWWWWWWWWWWWW NASTY YOU FAT ASSS LIKE HE COULD FIND YOUR DICK IN ALL THAT FLAB YOU STUPID BITCH. DREAM ON LOSE NO MAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SLEEP WITH UR SMELLY FAT ASS
Haha okay that was HILARIOUS. Very Creepy. But still funny….
ooh me next!
HOOT =p
URGHHH I do not want to picture you having sex, thats so gross, you are so gross.
I will imagine instead its Chase and Jack Efron LOL
PNasty! That's dirty and delicious!! Hott!
omg..lol.. i imagined everything.. a little eew.. but funny
hey perez…i bet youre on cloud nine right now….very hot story
Can I just say you are disturbing. There's a great website out there for you called getalife.com.
I think I just threw up on my keyboard a little.
kinda gross..
OMG…that is disgusting! As much as I love you…I did not need to read about that…just the mental image! Sorry Perez! xo
who wrote this? the dialogue sounds like nothing either of them would say
If you replace the word "Perez" with the word "Jake" throughout then this story has a nice flow to it.
I never get my comments posted… What the hell Perez…. That is just beyond terrible. Why would you post such a thing….. This is the reason that you get such terrible hate comments. Even though the name in the "Story" is changed, don't you think that Chase Crawford would be grossed out? Good GOD, if he ever came face to face with you for whatever reason…. I hope he fucks you up… (and I don't mean the sexual way either) I hope he kicks the shit out of you for even insinuating that he would be in some disgusting erotic story with you….. You have crossed the line on this one…..
Jesus what is this an erotic novel?Does anyones else think that was really creepy?
…and then Perez woke up.
Hey Perez! U must've LOVED this story
very hot
DADADA DAMMMM THATS PRETTY VIVID
that was truly disgusting.
P-You lucky man! That is hysterical! How fun to read a fantasy I am quite sure you have had yourself. Sounds just delicious! Can I watch??? LOL!
Did I miss the part, where Jace had to get out the tweezers and magnifying glass to find Perez jr?
That is a great story : )
That was utterly disgusting.
Seriously- I feel bad for Chace.
Re: Part 2 – HAHAHA. Exactly.
Re: Bryant – oh please you probably came all over yourself while you were reading it
got some really juicy gossip re: chase crawford and lance bass…"a friend of a friend" of lance, basically is asserting that chase and lance are a hot item…and oddly enough, chase is the bottom…go figure xoxo
DREAM ON! Even if this guy is gay I dont think he would go for you!
Re: AMY – DIGUSTING ?????
EXAMPLE - DISGUSTING
learn to spell first before you type DUMBASS
oh and once again this is Perez's web site, he can post whatever the fuck he wants
DOUCHE BAG !!!!
Very hot! Way to go Perez, fuck all the haters, tell them to lighten up!
NO Thanks!
YOU BITCH! I left Vanessa for you and you treat me like this!? This sounds VERY similar to our meeting a couple weeks ago, what does Chace have that I don't?! I can only keep our relationship secret for so long! I am over it Perez! O-V-E-R-I-T. OVER IT! You'll never get a piece of this butt again! GOODBYE FOREVER!
Your EX-Buttboy,
Zacky Poo
What a hottie. I'd love to get Chance on his back and but a few nuts inside him.
Will this be followed up with a "Two boys one cup" video?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I do not want to think about big chubby's little chubby
Re: SPELL MUCH ????? –
it's called a TYPO. get off your high horse, you dumb fuck. Are you Perez' real life butthole? I bet that's why your offended. Cry me a river, loser.
oh perez…lol
Re: Kibbell –
Ahahahaha
oh perez…
Ewwwwwwwwwww that's disgusting!POOR CHACE!
umm.. wow. poor chace.. awkward !
hahah this is so fun! the most ourageous thing you've posted yet! hahah
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is one sexy story but ive been dreaming of fucking him for sooooooo loooong!!!!
a little TMI… but thats pretty funny.
You should show this to Shirley Phelps-Roper!!!!
lawlz
Well well well. I think I'll go the other way and be encouraging of posts like this. A few more dirty tricks like this and you'll really start losing your audience. I think it would be interesting to see you lose your "fans" just like this kid would if he were to supposedly "come out" in the story. You'd say anyone were gay if you thought it would get you hits. And btw, your "fans," including myself, aren't so much fans as people with a lot of time to kill. It's either this or King.com- and there's never enough here to keep anyone busy for more than ten minutes at a time.
hahahaah
that was amazing,
and really HOT!
x)
its nice to dream you fat bastard…..even if he were gay, you'd need to drop at least a couple hundred pounds before anyone with decent taste would look at you
:o
hot story - IF i didn't have to imagine YOU in it! eeeeeuw…..
i'm gayer than gay, but the image of your fat body in front of chase is such a turn OFF!!!!
dream on. dream on. dream on. that's closer to reality anyway HAHAHA
hahah OUTRAGEOUS!! I kept laughing…i don't know whether to take this seriously or not, but it was pretty funny! lol. Although that guy in INCREDIBLY HOT!
Wow! That made me hot and I'm a girl! Oh, Perez, I know you will relive this one in your dreams tonight for sure!!!! Lucky you! Enjoy!
hahahahaha…"Jace slid his hands down Perez’s waist to his zipper…" im surprised jace could even reach around perez' fat ass to undo his zipper… this is so farfetched…maybe in your dreams perez….and believe me, dreams like that… will never come true for you =P
SURELY not even PEREZ can think a hotty like "Jace" would even consider going near a fat greasy pig like Perez. GROSS.
rofl @ that story.
if only real life were like that!
That was great! I am blushing for poor Chase! Way to go perez! You are my hero!
LOL
Naughty-P! :-p
that was disturbing