Canada Hates Avril
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand
This warms our heart.
Canada's national newspaper, The Globe & Mail, has written this great article basically summing up why Avril Lavigne is such a douche.
We're getting it framed!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
Posted: January 29, 2008 at 11:31 pm



WHERE'S THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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avril makes me ashamed to say im Canadian
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goddamn what a doushebag
Your a douche
avril is awesome!
yes we do!
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hilarious, i thinks shes a douche too!
DUDE SHE IS FREAKING HAWT!!! Who freaking cares if ppl dont like her.
She's just a normal hockey playing girl form Ontario Canada…
FUCK YOU PEREZ…. YOU FUCKING HOLLYWOOD PLASTIC BITCH…
America hates her too.
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no way……..she's cute
Lol
it's true. we hate her up here.
omg first!
oh poor avril, you were once so loved…but on another note, that article was effing hilarious.
hilarious!
go john doyle she is a fucking douche!!!!
kylie's new video, please.
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Hahahhaah, I hate this bitch! Dooooouche!
Numero Uno!
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I cannot wait to see this! FUCK YOU AVRIL!
Haha too funny…her new album sucks!
so sad - she needs to clean up NOW
poor avril
First Bitches!!
Oh, that is freakin' hilarious and warms my heart. Avril is 23 1/2 years old. Isn't that how kids address their age when asked by adults? In fractions?
Avril really does need to grow up. And to think when she first came out I actually liked her. Gag me.
Perez,
I have to disagree with the statement that Canada hates Avril. Just because one reporter wrote an article stating his dislike for her, does not mean the rest of us up here in Canada hate her… Come on now…
Everyone hates Avril.
this just in: the rest of the world HATES avril too.
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Its sooooo true. She is a mass media made *anit- Brit* Hot topic spokes whore. Ack I cant stand her. That damn sk8er boi sh*t. She needed to be punched in the throat for that. Let her come across a real punk rock girl-
Canada does love Avril! We love our own, dammit!
avril is a big douche. i'm canadian and I'm sad that she is as well.
Everyone but horny little boys and mini dykes hates this untalented piece of fuck
im from cananda and i hate avril
i thought she was cool when she first came out and i was 12 years old.
im so over it though..
avril who?
I'm Canadian and I can't STAND this mousey looking bitch!! She's almost 24 and acts like she's 15. PLUS she's married and I remember in this one interview where she was asked if there are children in the future for her and her husband. Her reply was 'Ewww, no I'm still a kid.' That was when she was 23, and what marriage isn't?! And since when are children 'ew'.
Dumb bitch, should be shot, don't understand why life takes great actors from our generation like Heath and leaves us with these pseudo artists like Avril Lavigne.
What a stupid ugly bitch. Not to mention her music SUCKS!!
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I use to love Avril!!! Now I donttt!!! She not from Ontario anymore, she is TOO MUCH HOLLYWOOD!!! She Makes me ashamed to say im from ontario!!!
NEVER LIKED HER. From day one I could tell she was BEYOND MANUFACTURED AND A COMPLETE POSER. She's not only ugly on the outside but she spews hate from the inside too. She has NO talent at all and I wish she would drop off the radar already with her boyfriend who needs a nose job. She's such a cunt rag.
so is sofa king we ta did.
I KNOW THERE'S STILL A LOT OF COUNTRIES TO GO, BUT WITH THE U.S., CANADA, & MEXICO ALREADY HATING HER ITS A START.. WHAT DRY SPELL WERE WE GOING THROUGH ANYWAYS THAT SHE BECAME FAMOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE??
i effin HATE her too. She oooold.
She has psoriasis on her elbow….ewww.
You can keep her America….
hilarious!!!!! the writer cannot stop with his evil remarks about her.
I love the G & M! Frankly, she's embarassed us as Canadians since she started crooing 'Complicated' and it makes me sick that Canadians must forever be associated with this GARBAGE! Thanks, Perez, for getting out the message! Damn!
why waste so much energy hating someone? it just makes you look like a douche
Who cares about her?
she's just another silly and stupid girl acting like , she's some kind a punk rocker, or whatever she thinks she are…
es simplemente una tonta mas en Hollywood
I am ashamed to say SHE IS CANADIAN
I AM A PROUD CANADIAN
JUST ASHAMED OF OUR SO CALLED stars
SHE SHOULD BECOME A AMERICAN
Whoever say dat bitch be hot would probably be happy to bone Skeletor
I don't understand at ALL why people (read: 'tweens and Derek Whibley) like her! She is a hack and takes credit for the talents of REAL artists like Chantal Kreviazuk, and others. She is the shame and disgrace of Canada! Why would anyone PAY to see her in concert? She can't sing, she can't dance, she disrespects her fans and she has NO stage presence whatsoever!! Even Britney, at the top of her game, put on a helluva show and was a true PERFORMER. What the hell does Avril got?
HATE HER SO MUCH
MY daughter loves her, she is only seven but she likes the attitiude Avril expresses through song…Perez what is your beef with this young woman ? If she did dumb things in her past, blame it on inexperienced youth. Please leave her alone,,, Canada and Michigan love Avril !!!!!!!!!!
Who cares about Avril! WE WANT KYLIE!
Admit it, Perezzi, YOU wrote this article!!! LOL, nice job, Avril Sucks.
i heart avril
We're waiting for Kylie's new video WOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
what a way to embarrass yourself. his dumbass didnt take the race sriously anyway. hahaha 1 less republicunt
yeah that's right we all fucking hate her!!
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ok perez, i dont know why you have to grill her. maybe because shes more successful than you? i'm sure your getting to be a bigger diva as you become more famous too.
cut her some slack. atleast she has real talent
I watched this old interview of her when she first became famous….then i watched a newer one and she talks different. In the new one she sounds like a little girl. Her voice makes me puke! BLAH
Damn Canada… your lucky… You only have a few people to hate!! America has TONS!
she's young, dumb and immature, she like soooo "hates hollywood", yeah right, she loves every minute of it cause she's a talentless SELLOUT!!!
Cash in while you can Avril
Geez perez, the Globe and Mail is a Toronto newspaper. We have more than one newspaper in Canada… just saying.
DOESSS ANYONE KNOW ??? ………………
the artist who sings on the new APPLE MACBOOK AIR commercial????
yeah WE ALREADY KNEW THIS STUPID CANT SING CANT DANCE
AND IS REALLY UGLY…HER YELLOW FUCKIN FANG TEETH
HER STUPID RAT EYES THAT SHE HAS TOPILE ON A POUND OF EYEMAKE UP BECAUSE HER FUCKIN EYES ARE SO TINY AND RAT-LIKE….OR MAYBE ITS THAT NOSE JOB THAT DIDNT QUITE WORK OUT THE WAY IT SHOULD HAVE…I DONT KNOW. SHE JUST SUCKS. NO TASTE, NO SUBSTANCE, NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, JUST A BRAINLESS FUCKIN BIMBO.
YEA!! The hate is Universal hahahahahaha
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EXCELLENT!
Oh, I love her
MY GOD, i'm sick of seeing "where's kylie" video …. when it's on page 3 of this website … has been allllllllll freakin day ppl! hello ?
THANK U #77!~! u rock!
been wondering that for daysssss!!!
Aww guys.. how did she become famous?
AVRIL IS A DISGRACE TO CANADA………..