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This warms our heart.

Canada's national newspaper, The Globe & Mail, has written this great article basically summing up why Avril Lavigne is such a douche.

We're getting it framed!

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339 comments to “Canada Hates Avril”

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  1. kylie says – reply to this


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    WHERE'S THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. ppfirst says – reply to this


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    first

  3. Jen says – reply to this


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    FIRST!! :D

  4. sarah says – reply to this


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    avril makes me ashamed to say im Canadian
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    goddamn what a doushebag

  5. Willy says – reply to this


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    Your a douche

  6. sara says – reply to this


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    avril is awesome!

  7. Melanie says – reply to this


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    yes we do!

  8. emily says – reply to this


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    1st

  9. la says – reply to this


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    first

  10. lauren=] says – reply to this


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    hilarious, i thinks shes a douche too!

  11. WHO CARES! says – reply to this


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    DUDE SHE IS FREAKING HAWT!!! Who freaking cares if ppl dont like her.

  12. AVRIL ROCKS says – reply to this


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    She's just a normal hockey playing girl form Ontario Canada…

    FUCK YOU PEREZ…. YOU FUCKING HOLLYWOOD PLASTIC BITCH…

  13. Mellie says – reply to this


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    America hates her too.

  14. one says – reply to this


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    #1

  15. baby asia says – reply to this


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    no way……..she's cute

  16. Cody Alaniz says – reply to this


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    Lol

  17. megazz says – reply to this


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    it's true. we hate her up here. :)

  18. maddie says – reply to this


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    omg first!

  19. jenny says – reply to this


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    oh poor avril, you were once so loved…but on another note, that article was effing hilarious.

  20. Amber says – reply to this


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    hilarious!

  21. fuck her says – reply to this


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    go john doyle she is a fucking douche!!!!

  22. andré says – reply to this


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    kylie's new video, please.
    lol.

  23. natalie says – reply to this


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    first

  24. zubis says – reply to this


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    Before your brain turns to complete mush
    Read a book

    www.zubisrises.com

  25. Rexy says – reply to this


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    Hahahhaah, I hate this bitch! Dooooouche!

  26. Ryan M says – reply to this


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    Numero Uno!

  27. Marty says – reply to this


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    first?

  28. KLD says – reply to this


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    I cannot wait to see this! FUCK YOU AVRIL!

  29. Beau says – reply to this


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    Haha too funny…her new album sucks!

  30. Caroline - Aussie says – reply to this


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    so sad - she needs to clean up NOW

  31. ddcvvvv says – reply to this


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    poor avril

  32. Van City Girl says – reply to this


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    First Bitches!!

  33. risawn says – reply to this


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    Oh, that is freakin' hilarious and warms my heart. Avril is 23 1/2 years old. Isn't that how kids address their age when asked by adults? In fractions?

    Avril really does need to grow up. And to think when she first came out I actually liked her. Gag me.

  34. Stillwell says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    I have to disagree with the statement that Canada hates Avril. Just because one reporter wrote an article stating his dislike for her, does not mean the rest of us up here in Canada hate her… Come on now…

  35. Christine says – reply to this


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    Everyone hates Avril.

  36. carrie says – reply to this


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    this just in: the rest of the world HATES avril too.

  37. ZUBIS says – reply to this


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  38. GoAskAlice says – reply to this


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    Its sooooo true. She is a mass media made *anit- Brit* Hot topic spokes whore. Ack I cant stand her. That damn sk8er boi sh*t. She needed to be punched in the throat for that. Let her come across a real punk rock girl-

  39. Eric in Kingston says – reply to this


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    Canada does love Avril! We love our own, dammit!

  40. michelle says – reply to this


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    avril is a big douche. i'm canadian and I'm sad that she is as well.

  41. Her mom says – reply to this


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    Everyone but horny little boys and mini dykes hates this untalented piece of fuck

  42. Shannon O says – reply to this


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    im from cananda and i hate avril
    i thought she was cool when she first came out and i was 12 years old.
    im so over it though..
    avril who?

  43. Eden84 says – reply to this


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    I'm Canadian and I can't STAND this mousey looking bitch!! She's almost 24 and acts like she's 15. PLUS she's married and I remember in this one interview where she was asked if there are children in the future for her and her husband. Her reply was 'Ewww, no I'm still a kid.' That was when she was 23, and what marriage isn't?! And since when are children 'ew'.

    Dumb bitch, should be shot, don't understand why life takes great actors from our generation like Heath and leaves us with these pseudo artists like Avril Lavigne.

  44. Carrie says – reply to this


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    What a stupid ugly bitch. Not to mention her music SUCKS!!

  45. where's kylie new video? says – reply to this


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    !!!

  46. Alicia says – reply to this


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    I use to love Avril!!! Now I donttt!!! She not from Ontario anymore, she is TOO MUCH HOLLYWOOD!!! She Makes me ashamed to say im from ontario!!!

  47. Avril Can Eat Shit says – reply to this


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    NEVER LIKED HER. From day one I could tell she was BEYOND MANUFACTURED AND A COMPLETE POSER. She's not only ugly on the outside but she spews hate from the inside too. She has NO talent at all and I wish she would drop off the radar already with her boyfriend who needs a nose job. She's such a cunt rag.

  48. lou says – reply to this


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    so is sofa king we ta did.

  49. EAT THE RICH!!! says – reply to this


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    I KNOW THERE'S STILL A LOT OF COUNTRIES TO GO, BUT WITH THE U.S., CANADA, & MEXICO ALREADY HATING HER ITS A START.. WHAT DRY SPELL WERE WE GOING THROUGH ANYWAYS THAT SHE BECAME FAMOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE??

  50. thomas says – reply to this


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    i effin HATE her too. She oooold.

  51. petra says – reply to this


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    She has psoriasis on her elbow….ewww.
    You can keep her America….

  52. meg says – reply to this


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    hilarious!!!!! the writer cannot stop with his evil remarks about her.

  53. *M*E*L* says – reply to this


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    I love the G & M! Frankly, she's embarassed us as Canadians since she started crooing 'Complicated' and it makes me sick that Canadians must forever be associated with this GARBAGE! Thanks, Perez, for getting out the message! Damn!

  54. dfajh says – reply to this


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    why waste so much energy hating someone? it just makes you look like a douche

  55. Richie :] says – reply to this


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    Who cares about her?
    she's just another silly and stupid girl acting like , she's some kind a punk rocker, or whatever she thinks she are…

    es simplemente una tonta mas en Hollywood

  56. CAN'T STAND HER says – reply to this


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    I am ashamed to say SHE IS CANADIAN

    I AM A PROUD CANADIAN
    JUST ASHAMED OF OUR SO CALLED stars

    SHE SHOULD BECOME A AMERICAN

  57. Rohondra says – reply to this


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    Whoever say dat bitch be hot would probably be happy to bone Skeletor

  58. Konfused in Kanada says – reply to this


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    I don't understand at ALL why people (read: 'tweens and Derek Whibley) like her! She is a hack and takes credit for the talents of REAL artists like Chantal Kreviazuk, and others. She is the shame and disgrace of Canada! Why would anyone PAY to see her in concert? She can't sing, she can't dance, she disrespects her fans and she has NO stage presence whatsoever!! Even Britney, at the top of her game, put on a helluva show and was a true PERFORMER. What the hell does Avril got?
    HATE HER SO MUCH

  59. jojogirl says – reply to this


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    MY daughter loves her, she is only seven but she likes the attitiude Avril expresses through song…Perez what is your beef with this young woman ? If she did dumb things in her past, blame it on inexperienced youth. Please leave her alone,,, Canada and Michigan love Avril !!!!!!!!!!

  60. David says – reply to this


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    Who cares about Avril! WE WANT KYLIE!

  61. Oh! Britney! says – reply to this


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    Admit it, Perezzi, YOU wrote this article!!! LOL, nice job, Avril Sucks.

  62. shd says – reply to this


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    i heart avril

  63. Slater says – reply to this


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    We're waiting for Kylie's new video WOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  64. you know it says – reply to this


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    what a way to embarrass yourself. his dumbass didnt take the race sriously anyway. hahaha 1 less republicunt

  65. charles says – reply to this


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    yeah that's right we all fucking hate her!!

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  67. michael in oakville says – reply to this


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    ok perez, i dont know why you have to grill her. maybe because shes more successful than you? i'm sure your getting to be a bigger diva as you become more famous too.
    cut her some slack. atleast she has real talent

  68. Mai Pie says – reply to this


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    I watched this old interview of her when she first became famous….then i watched a newer one and she talks different. In the new one she sounds like a little girl. Her voice makes me puke! BLAH

  69. KC says – reply to this


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    Damn Canada… your lucky… You only have a few people to hate!! America has TONS!

  70. meg says – reply to this


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    she's young, dumb and immature, she like soooo "hates hollywood", yeah right, she loves every minute of it cause she's a talentless SELLOUT!!!
    Cash in while you can Avril

  71. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Geez perez, the Globe and Mail is a Toronto newspaper. We have more than one newspaper in Canada… just saying.

  72. oooh pickles says – reply to this


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    DOESSS ANYONE KNOW ??? ………………

    the artist who sings on the new APPLE MACBOOK AIR commercial????

  73. AVRIL LOOKS LIKE A DIEASED DROWNED RAT says – reply to this


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    yeah WE ALREADY KNEW THIS STUPID CANT SING CANT DANCE

    AND IS REALLY UGLY…HER YELLOW FUCKIN FANG TEETH
    HER STUPID RAT EYES THAT SHE HAS TOPILE ON A POUND OF EYEMAKE UP BECAUSE HER FUCKIN EYES ARE SO TINY AND RAT-LIKE….OR MAYBE ITS THAT NOSE JOB THAT DIDNT QUITE WORK OUT THE WAY IT SHOULD HAVE…I DONT KNOW. SHE JUST SUCKS. NO TASTE, NO SUBSTANCE, NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, JUST A BRAINLESS FUCKIN BIMBO.

  74. maria says – reply to this


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    YEA!! The hate is Universal hahahahahaha

  75. the name of the girl is.. says – reply to this


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    Re: oooh pickles – Yael Naim

  76. Kelsey says – reply to this


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    EXCELLENT!

  77. Paula says – reply to this


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    Oh, I love her :x

  78. new kylie video on page 3 DUH! says – reply to this


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    MY GOD, i'm sick of seeing "where's kylie" video …. when it's on page 3 of this website … has been allllllllll freakin day ppl! hello ?

  79. oooh pickles says – reply to this


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    THANK U #77!~! u rock!

    been wondering that for daysssss!!! :)

  80. Ali says – reply to this


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    Aww guys.. how did she become famous?

  81. PROUD CANADIAN says – reply to this


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    AVRIL IS A DISGRACE TO CANADA………..

  82. phoebe says – reply to this


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    god forbid if this poor woman dies you'll be all over that just like you wree about heath last week. but hey, as long as they're still alive you make fun of them. when they're dead they were the greatest artist ever…. you're sick.

  83. Logan says – reply to this


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    i'm dying for Kylie's WOW vid!!

  84. utah says – reply to this


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    I'm Canadian.

    I love Avril, and I will see her in concert for the third time this April.

    One more point.

    Who the fuck is John Doyle? I've never heard of him.

    As for the Globe and Mail….

    I use it to wipe my ass.

  85. garth nylus says – reply to this


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    I did not read the article, but I would fuck her up the ass! That is all!

  86. tana says – reply to this


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    As a Canadian….uh yeah, what he said!!

  87. Cheyenne says – reply to this


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    she is a loser she used to be all
    cool and stuff back when she was
    16. But now its all old. No one cares
    she doesnt like your girlfriend??!!!
    perez rocks

  88. Shannon says – reply to this


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    yea us Canadians dont like her much. she does not represent us! shes a fucking idiot brat and loves the smell of her own shit.

  89. tracy says – reply to this


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    Give me a break.
    Canada does not hate Avril. What a hateful thing to say.
    Some of these posts are so utterly disgusting.
    She may not be perfect but she out there making music and she is a better role model at this point than many others we could name so why not leave her alone.
    My daughter is 13 and will be attending her concert when she comes to Toronto this April.

    She could be out there doing a heck of a lot worse and I don't have a problem with my 13 year old listening to her music or looking up to her.

    Canada still loves you Avril!!

  90. right on says – reply to this


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    Lol, priceless.

  91. heyyall says – reply to this


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    I stand with Canada!

  92. aeryn says – reply to this


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    haha that's funny

  93. Ana Clara says – reply to this


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    i really dont like her….she's just another useless blonde… ¬¬'

  94. Natalie says – reply to this


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    Rest assured everyone, Canada definitely hates Avril.

  95. first says – reply to this


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    Who does this little wench think she is??? I can't wait to see how this one pans out! Get a grip "LITTLE GIRL". Youth wasted on the young and hopeless…..No one cares about you, you SPOILED ROTTEN BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. KAYYYYYYYY HATES AVRILLL! says – reply to this


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    Dear Avril "motherfucking princess" Lavigne… You are TWENTY-THREE. stop wearing tiaras and singing ANNOYING tunes about stealing someone's boyfriend. It is very hard to believe that you could EVER have the ability to steal someone's boyfriend. Unless, that boyfriend's girlfriend happened to be a slug. But, even slugs don't wear plaid skirts with matching neckties…. So, you're screwed. Your (un)fan, Kayy.

  97. Felicity says – reply to this


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    damn straight Canadians hate Avril. I'll be damned if I know how this talentless hick ever became famous.

  98. nicki says – reply to this


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    I am Canadian and i am proud that she is such a great talant!! Quit being haters!!!

  99. globe & mail is national says – reply to this


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    Re: Lauren

    yes, lauren, the globe & mail offices are located in toronto, but it is canada's national newspaper. just sayin'.

  100. s says – reply to this


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    best.article.ever

    As a Canadian I am so ashamed of Avril…. fucking twat!

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