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Victoria Beckham is the latest celeb to pose naked for Marc Jacobs skin cancer awareness campaigns.

We love M.J. and Posh, but….

Last time we went to one of the Marc Jacobs stores to try and buy the Selma Blair edition of this shirt, they didn't come in an XL!!!!!!

What are us big girls to do????

We don't wanna end up doing crazy shit like THIS!

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193 comments to “This Is Bullshit”

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  1. MEL says – reply to this


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    1st

  2. MEL says – reply to this


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    OMG I ACTUALLY WAS!!! FINALLLLLLLLLLLY

  3. HEARTS. says – reply to this


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    awwweh poor perez.
    they should have it in all sizes!

  4. Rach says – reply to this


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    Hey Pez-head go shop at walmart they have PLENTY of XX-Large for you.

  5. john s says – reply to this


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    first

  6. kaley says – reply to this


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    i love victoria, shes such a style icon!

  7. SAm says – reply to this


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    you are fucking obese girlfriend lose fucking weight.

  8. joe says – reply to this


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    damn… cool shirt.
    first…? i dunno. prolly not.

  9. paul says – reply to this


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    first

  10. Sara says – reply to this


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    First~

  11. ayesha says – reply to this


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    first!

  12. lol says – reply to this


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    ..lol..

  13. axshmi says – reply to this


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    first

  14. fatty says – reply to this


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    ha fatty

  15. laxshmi says – reply to this


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    first?

  16. ash says – reply to this


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    hahha perez…you're fat

  17. Chewie says – reply to this


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    Size-ism…

  18. koselig says – reply to this


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    *lol* at VB… she is ugly :(

  19. Dee says – reply to this


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    ugggggggggggggg……………….

  20. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    1st i never work

  21. jenn says – reply to this


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    it's marc jacobs….not tj maxx.

  22. First says – reply to this


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    First!

  23. Chris Liebhart says – reply to this


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    That just goes to show you how much of a fag you are

  24. me says – reply to this


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    what? victoria beckams for breast cancer! nobody is ever going to find out if she has it because of her silicone!!

  25. Woo says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  26. Ruby says – reply to this


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    I'm not sure I'd want that on my chest!
    First???
    ha.

  27. KC says – reply to this


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    Sizes in shops are ridiculous. Im from the uk and I buy between the 14-18 size range. My body doesn't magically shrink and expand….but the sizes do! And in certain stores, over a size 14 doesn't exist. When the AVERAGE size of a woman in the UK is quoted to be between 14-16, this seems a little odd, no?

  28. Mari says – reply to this


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    First!!!

  29. Bitch, Please says – reply to this


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    I agree…what are us real sized girls gonna do? More than 1/2 of American women wear ABOVE a SIZE 10!!

  30. Gin says – reply to this


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    hahaha, you are too silly perez.

  31. den says – reply to this


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    crazy she look good dawg

  32. mercy says – reply to this


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    First!!!

  33. Mateo says – reply to this


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    LOSE WEIGHT you FAT BITCH!!! :-)

    xoxo

  34. DPX says – reply to this


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    oh shit im first

  35. Mari says – reply to this


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    First???

  36. Blair says – reply to this


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    maybe it's time to go on a diet, perez

  37. Tristan says – reply to this


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    Things shouldn't come in XL anyway…. lose some weight maybe :-)

    Tristan.

  38. bruce lee says – reply to this


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    !!! so what if some of us want to sleep in it? don't want the tatas bursting through vicky's face, er, being.

  39. Mari says – reply to this


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    Protect the skin you're in - with this T-shirt, huh? Unless you're a big girl, then they don't give a shit…That's wrong.

  40. ??? says – reply to this


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    loose some fucking weight then if you want to fit into healthy ppl sizes!

  41. hi says – reply to this


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    you wish you were an x large, your more of a xx large or xxx large for a loose fit.

  42. Kristin says – reply to this


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    Why is she promoting no tanning when she always looks like an orange or leather like??? I hate it when celeb's act like they care about a cause when they are doing it themselves! Leading by example? I would like for her to stop the tanning and see her in her white glory….

  43. Rrr says – reply to this


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    Re: Bitch, Please – I'm a real girl (24 y/o), and i think size 10 is BIG. How about you overweight ppl start to EXCERSIZE, AND EAT HEALTHY. You ever think of that Perez???

  44. elodie from france says – reply to this


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    victoria beckham? for a campaign against skin cancer?
    is that a joke?
    this girl is ALWAYS way too tanned!!!!!!!!

  45. is it 5 yet? says – reply to this


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    Forget the size…VB is a tanning bed whore…skin cancer awareness my asshole!! F her!!!!!!!!!!! i'd do her hubby tho ;)

  46. Roxy says – reply to this


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    Maybe your unhealthy, fat ass should step away from the computer, put down the twinkies and get some excercise…dunno - just a thought.

  47. zeldman says – reply to this


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    well…lose weight! it's good for your health too! stop sitting on your fat ass and eat junk food!

  48. Mark says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez,

    Why don't you discipline yourself, lose some weight, get a stylist, then you can bitch about shirt sizes not coming in XL

  49. perez says – reply to this


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    maybe they're saying in addition to protecting your skin you should protect your health and showing they don't support obesity. they should be applauded you fat fuck

  50. Hey says – reply to this


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    Perez, just say no to this shirt. Ugh.

  51. ssss says – reply to this


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    i think this is very fake,
    she is the number one adict to sunbeds and sun, please stop being fake !

  52. Jackie says – reply to this


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    I like how Posh is the spokewoman for SKIN CANCER when she is tan 24/7

  53. Fran says – reply to this


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    Rock on Perez…thanks for the honesty and beauty of recognizing ALL sizes! And, please no more sexual deviant stuff…like those yucky girls…I swore you off for a week and I was so very sad! Glad to be back. You are so adorable.

  54. adrianita says – reply to this


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    Now…who could possibly wear that?

  55. celeb911 says – reply to this


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    You're a fucking guy not a girl perez! Lose some weight! Just because you have tits doesn't make you female!

  56. blablabla says – reply to this


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    Perezito, you should buy the small one and just wear it so it covers your man titties and leaves your big belly exposed. YouTUBE it!!!!!!!!!!

  57. RR says – reply to this


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    Here's an idea….lose some of that icky weight. Gross.

  58. Erin says – reply to this


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    Does anyone else find it extremely hypocritical that Posh, one of the tannest celebrities around, is participating in a campaign against skin cancer? Maybe she should be happy with her natural complexion instead of tanning herself to death. Please, that is NOT self-tanner.

  59. KC says – reply to this


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    In reply to all the fat bitch comments, I'm 5ft 11. I have a bone structure thats in line with my height, therefore I can't fit my BONES into size 10/12 (UK size) clothes. People come in all shapes and sizes, some too big some too skinny, some just oddly shaped, some perfectly normal, etc. Therefore, wouldn't it make sense to have a sizing system that reflects that?

  60. Mario says – reply to this


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    Maybe they would have your size if a) you weren't a gigantic sloth of a fat ass and b) you were actually a girl and not doing the vagina trick from silence of the lambs. Just sayin'.

  61. Shane says – reply to this


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    Re: me

    skin cancer dum dum

  62. mwahhhhhhh says – reply to this


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    hey love don't listen to all these assholes. you're wonderful the way you are. you're so damn adorable!!

  63. Shane says – reply to this


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    Perez, back when you got that cake with the phone in it, you said you were on a diet………..but you havent lost ANY weight. If you actually started your diet back then, you wouldn't have to worry about XL sizes.

  64. Meredith says – reply to this


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    victoria beckham is always faking and baking! what a hypocrite!

  65. I'M DISGUSTED says – reply to this


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    I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THE BECKHAMS.

    THIS BITCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MOTHER. CAN YOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR MOTHER ON SOMEONE'S T-SHIRT LIKE THIS?

    SHE'S TRASH, AND SO IS HER HUSBAND. PUT ON SOME FUCKING CLOTHES!

  66. Gretchen says – reply to this


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    Is anyone else troubled by the fact that a pimpled tan-aholic is featured in a skin cancer awareness campaign???? I've seen tumors that look better (and weigh more) than her!

  67. The "Other" famous spice girls says – reply to this


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    V. Becks, looks like she already has skin cancer. Probably from all that fake tanning!!!

  68. CoCo Arquette says – reply to this


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    GO ON A DIET FAT ASS GIRLS. THIS JUST IN: GUYS DON"T LIKE FATTIES

  69. . says – reply to this


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    WHEN CAN I BUY THIS ??

  70. me says – reply to this


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    posh looks like chris crocker

  71. me says – reply to this


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    Re: MEL
    OMG you're an idiot

  72. me646 says – reply to this


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    This must be a fuckin joke. V.B's skin is the worst most sun abused skin I have seen in a LONG TIME. Hypocrite. I hate celebs and designers who force feed them down our throats. She is a poster child for eating disorders, bad plastic surgery and too much sun. What a joke.

  73. JD says – reply to this


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    With all the money you make, have a lypo done you lard-ass. Then you wouldn't have to buy XL!!!

  74. Melissa says – reply to this


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    too bad she has no idea what skin cancer awareness is considering she probably tans 2 times a day!

  75. sarz says – reply to this


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    how about this mario, why don't you STOP EATING so much fatty bullshit foods and try some carrots once in awhile? you're disgusting. get up and EXERCISE!!!!! maybe you should take an anorexic lesson from vicky beckham.

  76. Former tanner says – reply to this


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    Have to say that a tanned person speaking out about skin cancer is really sad. I was a tanner in my teens and 20's - baked in sun in summer months and tanned in booths during winter months. Now I'm in my 30's and 6 months ago was diagnosed with melanoma. I'm not "fair" either - my skin is olive toned.

    I look at these tanning facilities still in operation and wonder why the FDA hasn't outlawed them? I think that young people don't think it could happen to them. I thought it couldn't happen to me. Melanoma can kill you and it is a horrible death; it can be quick if you don't check yourself often.

    Can Marc Jacobs find a spokesperson who is comfortable being white to represent his campaign? Maybe Marcia Cross or Nicole Kidman? Britney Spears is not tanning that much lately …

    Protect yourselves kids. I do not wish Melanoma on anyone.

  77. drew says – reply to this


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    "What are us fat girls to do"?….
    Try losing some weight you fat cunt.

  78. diane says – reply to this


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    No crazier than the dumb ass shirt you were trying to sell yesterday.

  79. get wasted says – reply to this


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    big girl, you need to lay off the cheese whiz and start doing some exercises if you want to fit in a large. It's really quite simple…..and don't swallow so much

  80. YurAzztooFatt! says – reply to this


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    Umm.. it's simple. Lose some fucking weight. You've ballooned over the past year.. it's time to CHANGE your eating habits fatty! You look disgusting with your double chins.. ever heard of diabetes, heart attack, dying at a young age?

  81. angela says – reply to this


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    how can someone with a super dark tanning booth skin get a "protect your skin" gig????

  82. drerock says – reply to this


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    maybe because when you let yourself explode to an XL, you really are doing the exact opposite of protecting your skin, you are destroying it fatboy! put the ring dings down!!!

  83. No, your post is bullshit. says – reply to this


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    Re: Bitch, Please
    answer: get healthy and lose weight. Ok, ok, if you're moderately active and eat right and still are that size, then you are big and beautiful. But if you eat too much and don't excercise, you are a fat bitch.

    Perez, you should probably get out from behind the computer and take your poor dog for the long walks he deserves every day. Then drop the junk food and booze and maybe you'll get back to the size you were in college, which was probably a Medium or Large anyway.

  84. SCOTT says – reply to this


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    ITS CALLED LOOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT YOU NASTY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

  85. Plobes says – reply to this


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    Skin Cancer prevention messages from Posh? She has no real skin left. It's all been tightened, teased and tanned.

    That's a laff!

    What's next? A non-smoking campaign headed by The HeiglHorror?

  86. No, your post is bullshit. says – reply to this


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    Re: KC

    Baby then you are one of the few people who are truly big and beautiful. Just remember, the fatty comments only apply to unhealthy slobs like Perez.

    But truth is sizes have magically grown in the last 10 years. 10 years ago, I was a size 4-6. So stores carry far more larger sizes than they used to. Just the labels say different things.

  87. Bee says – reply to this


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    While I am pleased that Ms Beckham has finally decided to use her notoriety for something other than self-promotion, I am a little confused as to the cause she has chosen. Victoria never steps out of the house without being uber-tan, be it fake tan or real (my guess is fake but she doesn't tell us that). So girls that may look up to her as a style icon will therefore think that being brown and tan is the way to look good…and how do we get brown? By sunbathing too much. Which can lead to skin cancer. Hmm.

  88. rick says – reply to this


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    maybe try losing weight you fat fuck stop eating

  89. B says – reply to this


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    Does anyone else find it odd that Posh is the newest addition to Marc Jacob's campaign? Last time I checked, tanning beds give you skin cancer too.

    I HEART PEREZ!

  90. Me says – reply to this


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    Isn't that the slogan for a soap company? Dove or Olay or something?

  91. Morbidly Obese Gummi says – reply to this


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    I wish the Beckhames would jet back to jolly old England. They are NOT famous here and will never be accepted like they want. Fake titted, pig nosed Vicky and whiny voice, sissy gayboy Dave can get all the stroking they need IN THEIR OWN DAMMED COUNTRY. Go home!

  92. phil says – reply to this


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    umm.. its the marc jacobs specialty store. all tshirts there only come in medium

  93. Perez loves butter says – reply to this


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    Perez go on a diet…there is a reason why they dont make those shirts in fat ass size…because its disgusting.

  94. Mel says – reply to this


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    This is bullshiz, the campaign, "Protect the Skin your In" really should have true rollmodels that take care of their skin. Seriously, how FRIED is Posh's skin, I doubt she uses any sunblock at all!!!!

  95. skinnybitch says – reply to this


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    i loveee victoria bekham.. shes so hot. and uhh perez, my advice to you.. drop like 100 lbs? perhaps then you could fit into clothes that arent so tacky? i mean cmon.. lets be realistic here… if u lost weight, im sure you wouldnt wear those ugly ass clothes that we often see you pictured in.

  96. Echolalia Jackson says – reply to this


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    I'm wiff you on this-un, Prezzers dahlink. In a land where a SIZE 8 is now semi-officially "big girl"-marketed, well….sweet Hey-Zeus, Mary & Joseph, we are living in a fucked up place. Proppers to you sire for pointin' it out.

  97. robin says – reply to this


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    Hey Victoria–lay off the anal sex with David and believe me you will be doing more than just protect your skin. Just ask Farrah Fawcett who has anal cancer.

  98. BolivarEmile Laibhen says – reply to this


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    Lose weight ya fat fuck. Wait… try staying behind your computer. Seeing your fat ass on VH1 makes me gag.

    fat fuck…

  99. David A. says – reply to this


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    Perezzz!!! I've had the same freaking problem at all of Marc Jacobs stores—LA, NY and SF–it seems that as much as he may like beefy boys, he doesn't want us to wear his fashion!!! kind of silly, isn't it…..

  100. LK says – reply to this


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    ok as if Posh is a good example of protecting your skin from the sun. She is so fucking tanned , its sick.
    Stupid choice, Mark.

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