This Is Bullshit

Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion > Marc Jacobs

Victoria Beckham is the latest celeb to pose naked for Marc Jacobs skin cancer awareness campaigns.

We love M.J. and Posh, but….

Last time we went to one of the Marc Jacobs stores to try and buy the Selma Blair edition of this shirt, they didn't come in an XL!!!!!!

What are us big girls to do????

We don't wanna end up doing crazy shit like THIS!

Posted: Jan 29, 2008 at 11:44 am / Email this »

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Disgusted X 2 says – reply to this

101

# 66: "I'm Disgusted"= I totally agree with you and your post!

This woman is in one word: NASTY!

Can you imagine an A-lister, let's say AJ EVER posing for something so gaudy? I DON'T THINK SO!

VB may have all the $$$ in the free-world to be able to buy high-end, fashionable clothing/accessories- BUT that does not mean she is CLASSY- FAR FROM IT! She's as CLASSELESS as one gets!
nikki says – reply to this

102

eh, i wouldn't wear it.

perez, i think you'd be more successful coming out with your own edition of shirts with a similar concept….
Thanks, But No. says – reply to this

103

What idiot would pay $35 for a t-shirt with Skeletal Spice on it? I wouldn't wear it if it were free.
dodo says – reply to this

104

those shirts only come in S and M….sometimes L….and if you are a S you have to get an M because they run SMALL. sucks but theyre cute. =)
erin says – reply to this

105

Because fat people cant enjoy designer fashion. It looks better on thin people anyway. DUH! Try wal-mart
sssppp81 says – reply to this

106

I agree, stop complaining and bitchin all the time, just fucking hit the gym.
Debbie says – reply to this

107

Are you kidding? LOSE THE WEIGHT!
emma says – reply to this

108

oh well that is SO sad !! victoria is tanning her skin for years! and her skin takes a lot of bad UVs! Besides her tons of make up dont help…shes rili fucking with her skin health..thats ridiculous having victoria as a spoke person…In her tv show you can see she looks older than she really is…Fashion really disappointes me sometimes…
Lotte says – reply to this

109

because if you're so tanned all the time you look like a carrot, you're risks of getting skin cancer are a lot smaller
SB says – reply to this

110

leave perez alone, at least he can afford this shit. you can't
Kilo says – reply to this

111

Who on earth would want to wear such a NASTY NASTY looking T. Marc Jacobs has lost style, or his mind?
starr says – reply to this

112

Ok, is it just me, or does Victoria look like she has her very own tanning bed at home?? Oh, I forgot, only the REAL SUN gives you cancer…that's right, how could I forget so soon??
Her Majesty says – reply to this

113

Wow, SHE'S supposed to be a role model for protecting your skin against cancer?!?! That ain't right.
cel says – reply to this

114

try loosing some weight tubby
Diana says – reply to this

115

Damn, there are a lot of self-hating bitches that come to this blog. Stop trying to bring big girls down to your level, hags. Some of us feel more comfortable with tits and curves. My man likes to have hips to hold on to while I ride him. Get over yourselves, being a stick ain't nothing to write home about.
dani says – reply to this

116

i hate to be the one to tell you this perez, but you should go on a diet. i don't know how you can make fun of other people's clothing when you wear totally ridiculous outfits. not only are they stupid, but they look stupider on your overweight ass. you know you just want to stand out, and "be different" and "unique". you're trying way too hard and it shows. you would be so cute if you just exercised and watch what you ate a little bit… it doesn't take much. you'd lose that chub quick! i think if you felt better about yourself and your body you wouldn't need to wear your dumbass clothing.
tiffy says – reply to this

117

maybe your fat ass should loose some weight and stop complaining
TrannieHag says – reply to this

118

XL???? Keep dreaming porko!
amanda says – reply to this

119

kinda too like "love the skin you're in" or whatever it is, cant remember which skin lotion brand that is.
That t-shirt is ugly, who would want victoria beckham on their shirt ??? Would have been waaaay better with just the logo, and maybe advertise her wearing that - not rocket science.
BOSTON says – reply to this

120

THEY COULD OF SAVED MUCH MORE, HER PICTURE COULD HAVE GONE ON A PENCIL. EWWWW, SHE'S SO GROSS.
HAVE A HAMBURGER VIC.
lalala says – reply to this

121

airbrush tanning is the best option above all others. just count out the pro and cons, there's no cons for AB tanning. it's non-toxic, goes on with an airbrush so it's flawless, covers pimples, scars and veins, and can be done at home once a week! UV tanners, that's what you're gonna end up! Tanned Leather! EWW!
Beat my dark airbrush tan with a natural tan and i'll switch. I'm darker than ANY UV tanner i know.
BOSTON says – reply to this

122

Re: Disgusted X 2 –
I agree too, remember she started out as a low life singer, it's Beck's money.
If she had her own or was "somebody" she would have kept her name when she married, as most "stars" do. She's a nobody.
FOR THE DUMB ASS'S says – reply to this

123

EVERYTIME YOU DIS PEREZ H. ON THIS SITE, HE'S LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.
.
EVERY HIT, MORE MONEY !!!!!!!
suz says – reply to this

124

besides that… dosh posh really look like someone who protects her skin?? i think not with the ever-present tan. even if it's a faux tan she's not exactly the poster girl for skin cancer awareness/prevention!?!
traci says – reply to this

125

The part of this campaign shirt that bothers me isnt so much he doesnt carry XL but 1. I dont wear shirt with naked people on the front and 2. doesnt TANNING cause cancer???? Posh has a year round tan!!! Unless its sprayed on and who knows in 10 yrs. they may say that causes cancer too. I think people with clear skin like Nicole Kidman should be on the front personally….that is, IF you going to war naked people on the front…and Im not.
hater 1 says – reply to this

126

Um, it's a t-shirt not a tent fat boy! How about cutting of your tiny penis to loose about 0.01 lbs of excess weight? Just trying to help.
javajunkie says – reply to this

127

lol "your size" would involve using a table cloth and sewing it together to make arms and a hole for your neck, or a moo moo….maybe instead of crying that they don't make "your size" you should loose weight and be a normal healthy size that you're suppose to be and clothes are made for, sizes are already way too big now, how much more do they have to keep going before people realize that maybe they should start getting to normal sizes again instead of making the clothes bigger to fit their fat out of shape unhealthy bodies…..
jaejay says – reply to this

128

first off the biatch!!! tans way too much to be promoting awareness for skin cancer!!!
hater ! says – reply to this

129

cut OFF, not of, hehehehehehehe
hater 1 says – reply to this

130

Um, it's a t-shirt not a tent fat boy! How about cutting OFF your tiny penis to loose about 0.01 lbs of excess weight? Just trying to help.
Fred says – reply to this

131

Placement of th 'Y' makes it look like they are covering up her enormous cock.
Tom says – reply to this

132

Being fat is hardly 'saving your skin'.

To offer it in XL would be a complete contradiction.
Jasmine says – reply to this

133

Eat and enjoy life, Perez!

Skinny starving people are miserable cunts..
me says – reply to this

134

Eeeww..stupid ugly bitch!
Queeny says – reply to this

135

There's a reason they don't make nice designer clothes in FAT sizes…because all you flabby bitches look ugly as fuck.

I mean, it's great if you're confident with yourself and your body and stuff, but if you have to be supersize, please don't try and squeeze into clothes that look hideous on you.

Wearing nice clothes is the priviledge of people who have self-control.
Ana Banana says – reply to this

136

ok, fake-and-bake ass knows she has it, unless she uses that spray on shit. she also suffers from a virus called Fug.
annon. says – reply to this

137

I love when people say that they are "big boned."
Have you ever seen a fat skeleton????
HOTSALSA says – reply to this

138

Perezito..it's okay don't listen to those people that say your unhealthy because you're not a twig. They obviously don't have an education, and promote anorexia, because if they knew the truth they would know that everyone has a different "healthy" weight and for some of the world that means not being a size 00. But best of luck! Also Is there any way to get one of the shirts online, because some of us don't live on either of the coasts.
E Fabulous says – reply to this

139

When and WHERE can i BUY THIS SHIRT?!?!?!
fgsdfg says – reply to this

140

it's probably healthier than whatever kind of lard your eating now. your obese
jago says – reply to this

141

I lov3 u perez but that wont change the fat that u r fat so if u really love ur skin u shoudl prob loose weight. Overweight is bad for your skin!!!!
SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this

142

This girl sunned herself darker than a piece of crispy bacon on that not too recent trip to Monaco with Becks, and is always far too tan. I'm incredulous at Marc Jacob's choice to represent awareness of skin cancer, considering. Hypocritical much? Or was that perhaps the point?
SJK says – reply to this

143

Props for using your publicity to make a stament that needs to be said. It's about time top designers stopped considering a size 6 to be an XL. I'm not asking Marc Jacobs to have a "misses" section or anything, but there are curvier women who are just as healthy and can run 2 miles a day, but still should not be a size 4.
gw says – reply to this

144

well isnt that to bad perez you call everyone fat …people a 1/3 the size of you and you still call people fat…so if you are so goddamn thin to pass judgement then you shouldnt have a problem huh? karma is a bitch besides im sure no real designer wants your ugly ass making there stuff look like shit everything you wear looks like some cleaning rag…btw take a fucking shower you always look like you are covered in chicken grease and that ratty ass weave you have looks like you combed it with a pork chop
M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this

145

WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.
M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this

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WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.
M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this

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WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.
M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this

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WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.
Pink says – reply to this

149

Oh Pervez…XL? How about 3XL?
Maybe because you do not 'protect the skin you are in' you effing Jabba the Hutt!
Lisa says – reply to this

150

She looks like she tans all the time! Unless its the spray tan she is always tanned so that can't be healthy!!!
Posh is a Fake and Baker says – reply to this

151

HA SHE IS A TOTAL FAKE AND BAKER!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

152

THAT'S ALL RIGHT SWEETIE! YOU STICK TO YOUR XXX PINK T'S AND KEEP A POSTING. JJ LOVES YOU
eriiic says – reply to this

153

loooooves it

i want one!
mz says – reply to this

154

yeah…. they only have Mediums!! I just went and got one to wear to the Spice Girls concert tomorrow - woohoo!
kdero says – reply to this

155

THEY DON'T COME IN AN XL BECAUSE no one's supposed to be that fat, you fat bastard! you have two choices: one, lose 80 pounds (recommended) two, stop trying to fool yourself into thinking that you're fabulous by attempting to wear marc jacobs shirts (also recommended). marc doesn't want gross fatties fucking up his company's image!
ass says – reply to this

156

It's a shirt to raise money for cancer awareness, and you're complaining because they might not have one that fits YOU? HAH… last time I checked "tent" wasn't a common size Perez.
Jewelz says – reply to this

157

I've been looking for these f-ing shirts EVERYWHERE can someone tell me where there hiding pleaseeeeeeee!! I live in Canada and dont have a Marc store ='(
angela says – reply to this

158

Protect the skin your in? Like she probably owns her own tanning bed… How bout protecting your body from foreign objects like silicone!!
ashrox says – reply to this

159

i don't get it. she is tanorexic, why did he put her on the shirt??? i think a better model would have been anne hatheway…she has fair skin….or kirsten dunst…she is freakin pale
teddy says – reply to this

160

lose weight. you're incredibly fat. sorry.
Lady D says – reply to this

161

Ohhh Pee-Pee….why oh why would you sully yer bod with an image

of that self-promting ho Victoria Beckham? She no more cares about skin

cancer than the turnip crops in Buenos Aires. All she cares about is showing off

that craggy rack of hers.
highlander says – reply to this

162

XL????? Look who's lost weight recently!
The Cuban Pig Man lives!!!!

XL????? Look who's lost weight recently!
The Cuban Pig Man lives!!!!

XL????? Look who's lost weight recently!
The Cuban Pig Man lives!!!!
Sherleyne says – reply to this

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why is she the an add for skin cancer awareness and "protecting your skin" when she tans 365 days a year?!
asta says – reply to this

164

does any one know where you can get these t shirts from ???????
miss priss says – reply to this

165

LOVE THIS CAMPAIGN…..LOVE MARC JACOBS!! WHO IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER….LOVE HIM TOO!!!
lady says – reply to this

166

"BRIAN BOWEN SMITH SHOT THIS CAMPAIGN"…..LOVE HIS WORK!!
THE TRUTH says – reply to this

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PEREZ COME ON BABY YOU ARE A XXXL! AN XL IS A SMALL ON YOU GIVE IT UP!
sam says – reply to this

168

people…her skin has always been dark. she isn't much darker than she was as a spice girl when tanning wasn't even a big thing.
nvbv says – reply to this

169

Posh is stunning
&
lose some weight
perez..
you wannabe !
rusty says – reply to this

170

this is bullshit but those jonas shirts perez is peddling aren't? get real.
LIZ! says – reply to this

171

I lovvveee Poshh.
I want that shirtt.
Thats mean that theres no XLs.
Yo Yo Momma says – reply to this

172

Plus he uses fur…BOOOOOOOOO - Lets protect the animal's skin
SHAME ON MJ
idiot says – reply to this

173

maybe you should just lose weight…you fat fag
Kelsey says – reply to this

174

I'm under the distinct impression that very few physically fit individuals would actually be a size XL…
LSALFDJ says – reply to this

175

heey big girls needs clothes to you know?
victorgael says – reply to this

176

la quierooooooooooooo donde la comproo??????????????
E An says – reply to this

177

No Shit! I have battled with the A - Word and the B - Word since I was 14! I seemed to haved "conquered" except B. I try hard but when things…well it's hard sometimes. I'm okay saying it because no one knows me here.

Please get help, My Mom has tried and tried.
antonio says – reply to this

178

good morning!
sorry but i'm italian and when i can buy the victoria's tshirt? I WANT, please HELP ME!
Laura says – reply to this

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Re: Rrr – Maybe you should get off the internet and learn to spell. It's exercise. No "Z" moron!
Laura says – reply to this

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Re: SCOTT – It's LOSE some weight not LOOSE. WTF is wrong with you people?
Learn to Spell says – reply to this

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LISTEN UP MORONS! LOOSE IS WHEN SOMETHING IS A LITTLE TOO BIG. EXAMPLE "MY PANTS ARE LOOSE" LOSE AS IN LOST…MEANS SOMETHING IS MISSING. EXAMPLE " I HOPE I DON'T LOSE ANY MONEY." GET IT?? YOU NON SPELLERS DRIVE ME CRAZY. GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET, GET OFF WELFARE AND GET AN EDUCATION ALONG WITH A JOB.
Seth says – reply to this

182

She looks soooooo hott!!!!
Rrr says – reply to this

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Re: Laura – next time i'll proof read just for you PRINCESS. Are you angry because you are overweight too?
Chill out says – reply to this

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Re: Learn to Spell – Are YOU on welfare and jobless? bc you are on here too. If you have OCD go get help. People make typos get over it. Maybe you should write congress, and ask that everyone get a spell checker planted as far up their ass as yours is. Calm down, psycho.
DEE says – reply to this

185

lose wieght…you'll be healthier
Alyssa says – reply to this

186

Um what to do? How about lose weight you fatass… Exercise? Healthy food? Not so difficult…
Leticia says – reply to this

187

Victoria is perfect…..she rocks the world
You are so jeaulous……….
T says – reply to this

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XXL
Ashy says – reply to this

189

one of my friends is on one of these shirts….i didnt realize she had one too…love herrr
Paddington Bear says – reply to this

190

Best birth control ever.
dominic says – reply to this

191

I just came back from NYC yesterday and picked a few to give to friends. I have a couple left, if anyone wants some email me dominicinco@aol.com.
Cheers!
Matt says – reply to this

192

Re: Rrr – Listen you fat bitch, if you are going to insult someone, at least spell your insult correctly.
Vohnsen says – reply to this

193

Where can you buy this on the internet?

Please help me (-:!!!

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