Bart Hearts Xenu

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This is kinda insane!

The voice of Bart Simpson, actress Nancy Cartwright, donated $10 million to the "church" of Scientology last year.

TEN MILLION!!!

Her donation was part of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth - meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior.

In other words: that's some scary shit!

Nancy, who makes over $200,000 per episode of The Simpsons, donated twice as musch as the Queen Scientologist, Tommy Cruise, who only gave $5 million in an installment plan.

Kirstie Alley matched Tom’s donation, but fellow actors John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston donated just a million each. His career ain't quite what it used to be!

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 12:47 pm / Email this  »

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    1. & says – reply to this


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      I ♥ Bart!!!!

    2. john says – reply to this


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      cool first

    3. & says – reply to this


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      Oh….GREAT!!!
      Please don't drag the Simpsons into that shit!!!

    4. MEZ says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!

    5. e says – reply to this


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      first

    6. cock sucka says – reply to this


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      1st

    7. MEZ says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCHES

    8. brit says – reply to this


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      hi

    9. first! says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!! Ha ha… Scientology is for nuts.

    10. Molly says – reply to this


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      Gross! That's disappointing.

    11. & says – reply to this


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      Scientology pig… Scientology pig….does whatever a Scientology pig does….

    12. LISA says – reply to this


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      how does one make 10million dollars doing what she does.. WOW :(

    13. michael in oakville says – reply to this


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      YO!@

    14. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE says – reply to this


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      A

    15. Goez says – reply to this


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      Tom Cruise will be happy

    16. catarina says – reply to this


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      firstttttt***

    17. jakorfha says – reply to this


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      Wow.

    18. FatFukPerez says – reply to this


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      1st!! Fuck hillary "cankles" clinton

    19. MEEEEEE says – reply to this


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      FUCK THAT

    20. yu says – reply to this


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      musch???????
      Spell check, FATASS!!!!

    21. em says – reply to this


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      A fool and his/her money are soon parted.

    22. j says – reply to this


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      FREAK!!!

    23. nina says – reply to this


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      crazy

    24. Andie says – reply to this


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      First!?

    25. dan says – reply to this


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      Bitch is getting paid 4 real

    26. LeonA'$ GHO$t says – reply to this


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      What a stupid cunt!

    27. Sir-Cocks-Alot says – reply to this


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      Dumb bitch, what a waste!

    28. ash says – reply to this


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      first! stupid

    29. cdm says – reply to this


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      IS IT A CRIME. SO WHAT. THAT IS HER PLACE OF WORSHIP

    30. harrrrrrrr?? says – reply to this


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      maybe that explains how Bart has managed to stay 10 years old for 20 years. Who donates that much? Don't drink the koolaid Hollywood!! oh and (first??)

    31. BFD says – reply to this


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      BIG DEAL….SIMPSONS ROCK!!!!

    32. Aoife says – reply to this


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      not first
      10Miliion to weirdos…..

    33. jd says – reply to this


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      holy crap.

    34. shd says – reply to this


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      first haha

    35. vjbhanson says – reply to this


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      No crazier than Madonna and her Kabbalah crap. When you have freedom of religion you're free to believe anything! Don't they study the 10 Commandments? ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' Guess not.

    36. yuhh says – reply to this


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      It's her $$…..stupid way to give it up….but….it's her $$.

    37. clairewad says – reply to this


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      it's what they do, shocking, very shocking considering famine poverty and species and habitat destruction to spend your money on that shit

    38. shd says – reply to this


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      FUCK HER AND SCIENTOLOGISTS!

    39. Bry says – reply to this


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      Hubbard was a crazed lunatic, it makes me shudder. OY Vey, what a nebbish

    40. Delana says – reply to this


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      Hey, if it were not for psychological ills there wouldn't be any Scientology followers! Oh the irony! :-)

    41. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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      Totally wasted money!! Do they not see all the people problems in the world especially in the USA, and to still throw money away on a little green man "religion"? Please! I say boycott all of these scientology stars and dry up the money they throw away!

    42. Amapola says – reply to this


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      It will never be the same again…..I will miss Lisa

    43. Emily says – reply to this


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      I love the simpsons…. but seriously? I can think of 10 million better ways to donate your money. Maybe to group who actually helps people?! This is really ridiculous. I will always love the simpsons, but this bitch is loca.

    44. Micka says – reply to this


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      I hope she didn't forget on people suffering in Africa and elsewhere…children's charities…cancer research…animal shelters…non-profit charities helping with whatever etc. etc.
      I'm not sure if Scientology is interested in helping in these areas….

    45. CRL UHH says – reply to this


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      Scientology is fuckked

    46. Paris Wilpon says – reply to this


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      Let them eat dirt, bitches.

    47. What is Wrong with pEOPLE? says – reply to this


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      $200k PER EPISODE!?! For doing the voice of a cartoon character? How vulgar! Almost as vulgar as donating 10 MILLION to a organization full of lunatics. If I hear of anymore of these overpaid assholes doing this kind of stupid shit, I'm throwing out all the TV's. Wrong, wrong, wrong! Let's pay soldiers and those who HELP people this kind of cash, not some cartoon character. I'll do the voice for $20k per!!!

    48. vynl richie says – reply to this


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      Fuck Scientology - they made my dad's cousin go bankrupt

    49. Ideas says – reply to this


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      She should lose her job for that - there are loads of ppl who can do Barts voice. By associating herself with that cult she is making The Simpsons look bad.

    50. leah says – reply to this


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      bart simpson is played by a girl? when did this happen? i am stuck in the past!! perez i need your gossip talents !!

    51. SIMPSONS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      THE SIMPSONS IS THE LONGEST AND BEST MOST CLASSIC CARTOON OUT THERE! I HOPE IT NEVER GOES OFF THE AIR

    52. haya says – reply to this


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      The lady who does Bart's voice was the little girl who gets her first period in the movie, "The Legend of Billie Jean".

      I didn't know she was so assinine crazy.

    53. Not brainwashed. says – reply to this


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      Fire her! She is giving the show a bad name by associating with that cult!

    54. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      scientologists make black people look smart???_______________________MORONS________________________________________MORONS______________________________________________MORONS_______________________________________________MORONS_________________________________________________MORONS_____________________________________________MORONS_________________________________________BEER______________________________________________IS________________________________________________4________________________________________________ME________________________________________________TODAY_________________________LONG-ISLAND-ICE-TEA!!!!!!!!!

    55. ~I.P. Freely~ says – reply to this


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      I guess that explains why they haven't made fun of it on the show!!

    56. vetusvates says – reply to this


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      It never ceases to amaze my where the crazies pop up. Now the Simpsons has been spoiled/ruined/fouled for me by another one of the crazies. At least the Crazy Scientologists are being flushed into the light. Like David Duke, the Ku Klux Klan, Hitler, racism, bigotry, sexism, homophobia, and other miscellaneous ignorance. Perhaps as a society we can now take the next step and purge this crazy cult from Modern 21st Century Society.

    57. duh says – reply to this


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      Re: leah – UHHHHHH……when the show started a billion years ago!

    58. Alicia says – reply to this


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      10 million dollars to some "ORGANIZATION" when ppl are dying all over the world!!! great job :S

    59. gb says – reply to this


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      just be glad she's only does a voice and isn't one of the writers!!

    60. Jocelyn the Cat Lady says – reply to this


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      The ugly bitch should use the ten mil to fix her jacked up face.

    61. Jason says – reply to this


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      These actors are so sick (literally) in the head. How much would 10 million dollars have done for the kids at St. Jude, or the millions of starving people in the world or any other worthy charity???? There is just no excuse for this type of abuse of privilege. Believing in Mr. Hubbard's story is fine if that's what gets you through the day, but lets not loose all capacity for human feeling and responsibility. 10 million to scientology for what??? Really sick way of thinking.

    62. Mark says – reply to this


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      What a bunch of fucken morons…
      Hey..donate to my fund…Just make that big fat check to me….

    63. miche says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

    64. Queztion>>>>>>>> says – reply to this


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      what happened to marlyn monroe? I really want to know.

    65. Tom says – reply to this


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      leah wrote: "bart simpson is played by a girl? when did this happen?" Jesus Christ. What planet are you from? Bart has always been played by Nancy.

    66. Reality says – reply to this


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      Cowabunga!

    67. AMO says – reply to this


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      Re: & – How do you type a heart? Cool.

    68. R U Nuts? says – reply to this


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      Seriously….

    69. {krazihottkelli/bitchygrl} says – reply to this


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      ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

      zee…thatz what I hate about religion..itz

      alwayz about the money…john travolta and

      the others should be concentrating on uzing

      themzelvez to help otherz, inztead they join

      [[[[[[[[[ outter fucking limitz ]]]]]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzz w t f zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

    70. #1 SP says – reply to this


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      go to xenutv.com

    71. AMO says – reply to this


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      Re: Micka – Good point; forgive me, I haven't done any research, but does Scientology give to charities (anyone not affiliated w/ the cult)?

    72. Grammar Police says – reply to this


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      *much

      This has already been pointed out.

      You know, you should really invest in spell check/grammar check. A good pair of glasses would benefit you greatly.

    73. hello says – reply to this


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      Re: Queztion>>>>>>>>
      she was killed

    74. Bill Gates says – reply to this


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      Haven't the rich ever heard of the American Cancer Society? Or the Red Cross? Or the Salvation Army?

      WHAT A STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

    75. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING HERE says – reply to this


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      Re: Grammar Police
      of all places…we are not in English effen class, wtc?

    76. green says – reply to this


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      $cientology enslaves and kills.
      www.xenu.com

    77. caroaber says – reply to this


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      1) The baby's li'l moneymaker has been airbrushed out; &
      2) You can call 'em donations, but I'm thinking tax write- offs. I could think of a lot of other worthy causes…

    78. me says – reply to this


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      10mil to rid the world of sp's

    79. Claire from Illinois says – reply to this


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      Why aren't these star's donating money to people who need it?
      They are so selfish. They could at least use their time to help someone. They are getting as bad as Britney, wasting their money on some bullshit instead of really facing the problems of our country. I luv♥bart…

    80. Not Crazy says – reply to this


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      Yup, this is why The Simpsons does not make fun of Scientology!
      .
      I think the biggest mental illness is hypochondria, and that those suffering from these so-called psychological disorders are either self-induced (through drugs, alcohol, greed etc), possessed, or seriously deviating from the word of God.
      .
      I have very little sympathy for people with depression…remember God and obey his word and think of the afterlife, not this life and you should be OK.

    81. PTS says – reply to this


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      She also has a production company, which apparently is pretty profitable. (Profitable to the crime syndicate/cult, sigh.)

    82. d says – reply to this


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      you have to really wonder about someone when they give this much cash to a fake religion that judges worthiness on donation level, not on how good of a person you are. these "Actors" must have a serious void in their life if they need something so ridick to fill it.

    83. Sweet Georgia Peach says – reply to this


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      I have a hard time accepting that someone would donate $10 million to a church that, from everything that I've read, doesn't really believe in anything other than that mental illnesses are not real and do not require medication.

      I'm thinking that if Bart Simpson is donating that kind of money that openly speaks OUT against such major illnesses and breeds whackos like Tom Cruise, I'm just going to BOYCOTT THE SIMPSONS!!! I'm getting bored with their story lines anyways…..like Homer really started Grunge.

    84. Kristen says – reply to this


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      so….he's an alien too!! great!

    85. Brooklyn Lillies says – reply to this


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      1- Grammar Police… Honey really? I appreciate your efforts to clean up the dialogue on here however, ummm…the internet is not really known for its literary content and is generally associated with misspellings, and even its own language. Proper grammar is actually inapropriate if reviewing the context

      2- RE all of the comments regarding the donation….while I agree that there are alot of other charities in the world, the money is not your money. If you stopped supporting the shows and movies these people are in of course it would not be their money either and the donation process would cease. That being said, since you have ensured their payments, and they firmly believe that erradicating mental illness is in their hands, you really have no business judging their choice. So the point here is that while YOU may find St Judes a more worthy recipient, to someone else that may not be the case. I personally think ONE is the most important charity right now but again, I dont have 10 million anythings to give to anyone.

      All of you bitch at this being a pill taking nation. I disagree with scientology but ya know what, I really dont care WHO comes up with the way to lose the dependency on medications that is taking over the world.

    86. Thanks for the Info says – reply to this


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      Thank you for informing me of another loser in that cult.Everytime I hear whos in that messed up religion Im boycotting everything they do.That money could be better spent feeding children in 3rd world countries.This makes me sick

    87. I don't care says – reply to this


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      I still love the Simpsons!

    88. L0RDX3NU says – reply to this


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      uuummm wow. That's all I can say to that.

      Like, I'm hesitant to see a psychiatrist for personal help, but come on now - there has to be some use to psychiatry. It can't be all that bad.

      This is a total cover for something else. It has to be. These people can't be that bitter with psychiatrists. Like, the Scientologists are no better than psychiatrists. Like psychiatrists and sociologists, who attempt to understand human behaviour, the Scientologists instead have developed their own set of rules and methodology doing the same thing. Instead they label it in terms of "handling" others and everything seems related to dealing with systems of control and power. Terminology like ARC and KRC are just simplified models for similar goals. It just doesn't take someone with a PHd to understand, and probably deals very poorly with actual mental conditions, such as those who are suffering rapid neuron degeneration or are actually missing part of their brain.

      How does Scientology come to an understanding of what the soul is when the only observable state is our current behaviour? If the body is not just body, and does comprise of the soul as a separate entity, then why does someone who has suffered physical harm not behave as their old normal self? Obviously it's the thetans…

      The only theta I'm dealing with is the one describing angles.

    89. pippa says – reply to this


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      Maybe that's why her husband divorsed her ass.

    90. Jessi says – reply to this


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      hmm… does the word CULT come to mind for anyone else? all I can say is I really hope Bart decines the offer of purple Kool-Aid

    91. dana says – reply to this


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      that is crazy….it is fine to have different beliefs but that money could be used in better ways…oh i don't know abused children, homeless, a cure for cancer, etc….oh thats right just take a vitamen and everything is fine…whatever

    92. LOSER POLICE says – reply to this


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      Re: Grammar Police

      get a job and a life.

      spell check this: PATHETIC.

    93. Lisa Simpson says – reply to this


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      Clearly I am in the wrong business.

    94. Ginga Ninja says – reply to this


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      NOOOOoooooo!

    95. deenums says – reply to this


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      OMG, it's not like Scientologists give away free sessions with their (insert acronym) counselor types. So many better things could be done with that money, it's a big shame. I hope Simpsons writers do a scientology spoof like South Park did. If they were so into improving abberant behavior, they'd do it for free.

    96. Andre says – reply to this


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      That's two years salary for her, what a brainwashed idiot.

    97. tom cruise says – reply to this


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      WOW,look at those hard little nipples and smooth skin,i would love to see those four fingers wrapped around my cock…..I WOULD TOTALLY WRECK THAT SHIT!!

    98. jason says – reply to this


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      Re: Not Crazy – unless of course there is no after life and then you've wasted the only shot you have. As soon as God comes down and tells me how to live my life I'll do that. Until then I'm going to stick to what I believe in, myself!!

    99. Ginga Nija says – reply to this


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      Scientologists think that you are your own God, Xenu is the "bad guy" in their cult. I just think he is misunderstood.

    100. confused says – reply to this


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      that's kind of strange seeing as the Simpsons has so much psychology behind it. B.F. Skinner was a famous psychologist and there are courses at like harvard or yale all about how the simspons deal with psychology…..

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