Bow Down, Bitches!

Queen Rumer has arrived!

The fashion icon is in New York and Tuesday night she hit up the launch party for the new Blackberry Pearl 8130 Smartphone.

How gorgeous does Rumer look?

This ensemblage is inspired!

The actress, humanitarian and beautiful Willis is blossoming into her own.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 10:29 am / Email this »

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mail says – reply to this

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I think all who sy she is ugly must cure their sickness. She is attractive and some are sick and jealous of course. Perez hilton, YOU are ugly!
Darby says – reply to this

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t-hee. Perez, you ARE funny.
mmm-wah.
sed says – reply to this

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Perez you need treatment. So do the mads here. She is quite attractive. AND SHE HAS A BETTER FACE THAN YOU
JENNY says – reply to this

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SHE HAS NO LIPS. NO LUCIOUS PUCKER.
Johnny says – reply to this

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She looks like Mrs. Potato Head. I think someone needs to break jaw, remove some of it, and then re-set it. How very unfortunate. Her siblings are ugly little fuckers, too. That littlest one is particualrly creepy. Looks like she'd bite your ankles!
maggs99 says – reply to this

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such a big head for such a tiny face….poor thing will never be attractive
InsertNameHere says – reply to this

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She has that wind blown look….own her face. She has a great face for radio…to put it nicely :–) Call her Radio Face from now on.
catty says – reply to this

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Re: stef – oh my…..god…i can't breathe i am laughing so hard right now!!! first i read perez' comment stating she is a "fashion icon" and beautiful, and then this comment. work that jaw line, bitch! Work it!!
I HATE THE C_U_N_T says – reply to this

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MISS BIG POTATO HEAD IS BACK.
French Fries, anyone?
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MISS BIG POTATO HEAD IS BACK.
French Fries, anyone?
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French Fries, anyone?
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MISS BIG POTATO HEAD IS BACK.
French Fries, anyone?
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MISS BIG POTATO HEAD IS BACK.
French Fries, anyone?
ann says – reply to this

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her necklace is a secret hiding place for the coke….
Katie says – reply to this

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I think that she looks cute there. She's unique!
SHE'S NOT FUCKABLE says – reply to this

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WHO WOULD FUCK THAT ?

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JaimeLee says – reply to this

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Does she REALLY think she looks cute???????????? Come On NOW!!
Deluxe says – reply to this

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Clearly this girl has Downs Syndrome… There's not much else that can account for the too-small eyes and mouth set in the misshapen face with its bloated jaw. =( Or for the complete lack of self-awareness.

P.S. Get some goddamn stockings…her legs are pastier than mine.
K.C.R says – reply to this

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somalia called and they want the horn of africa back
debi says – reply to this

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i think she is unique,beautiful eyes,skin and her face is fine ,it is sad that there are so many people unhappy with theirselves that they have to put down others like this,including perez,hes not hideous but average and i think it makes him feel better about himself to put others down,come on people grow up and get a life.
binny says – reply to this

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That girl seriously has the weirdest looking mutant face I have ever seen. Everything about those proportions is off. Freaking me out!
tazzzy says – reply to this

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Re: Lisa –

now THAT was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cc says – reply to this

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Ok she is not cute but if she a) got a tan she would automatically look ten times better and b) grew her hair out and took that hat off she would look better. That would help cover the jawline up right there. Her body looks great!
Just Sayin' says – reply to this

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What a fucking potato face. When is it gonna cum out that Demi cheated on Bruce and Jay Leno is her biological father?
shoewhore says – reply to this

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Perez usually u are brutally funny about people who deserve it. But c'mon you're hatin on something she was naturally given, she's odd looking yes, but what can the poor girl do about it, save for plastic surgery which she is much too young for. play fair mister!
ann says – reply to this

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Poor Rumer.. she has her mothers'eyes but her father's mouth AND CHIN..
Not a good combination!! She has enough money for plastic sgy..
Go ahead and make your chin shorter
Jessie says – reply to this

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WHAT is with those weird hats??????????
bunny says – reply to this

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hope u're not being sarcastic. i think she looks amazing.

have a look for pictures of her in demi moore's film striptease. she plays her daughter in that. i saw it the other day and she was the biggest cutie!
yathink says – reply to this

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the fact that she's an effing snob doesn't help the fact that shes butt ass ugly………………….
slickcat says – reply to this

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Look, Look, its Bruce Willis in drag!
shel says – reply to this

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i think she looks cute. stop being so mean to her.
Mia says – reply to this

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She looks like a dude…
Joey says – reply to this

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She is looking good, the eyes are working the dress…but take that damn hat off!
Christine says – reply to this

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bahahaha
dash says – reply to this

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Ugh. Her head looks like a big misshapen bruce willis head with a tiny misshapen bruce willis face in the middle. She should consider radio work.
Stomache Turner says – reply to this

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Let's see, she's famous because of???? Oh yea, her mom is Give me Moore and her dad is Bruce; a man obsessed with young women and can't seem to relate some someone his own age (guess he must control). So she was borne into it. Another spoiled hollywood offspring who will sponge of mommie and daddy till she's 60 like Greasy Bear.
Roswell NM says – reply to this

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Rumer looks just like Demi did when she was a young girl. Demi didn't look anything like she does now when she was a teenager. She had a lazy eye and surgery to correct in her early teens. She has also had a lot of cosmetic surgery since then. Just goes to show you that plastic surgery can turn you from an ugly duckling to a swan.
andy says – reply to this

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It amazes me how, after so long, idiots on this site STILL cant tell when Perez is tooling on someone. PEOPLE, HE IS MAKING FUN OF HER!!
melissa says – reply to this

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I think she looks very good. Don't listen to them - you look very pretty!!!
Helen says – reply to this

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Am I the only one who doesn't think she's ugly? I think she's quite pretty. Very jolie-laide, which makes for a MUCH more interesting face. She has lovely eyes and a cute mouth. Sucks how so many people can't be bothered to appreciate a wide variety of appearances.
akorylene says – reply to this

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Good god is she horse-faced and homely. I really don't think she is attractive at all.
cc says – reply to this

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I was scrolling down looking at all the beatiful people and then I see her and I wanted to throw up… Doesnt she get how hideous she looks… and she seems so arrogant on top of it…
Dru says – reply to this

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She actually doesn't look bad! hahaha I guess she's been following your tips Perez 'cuz it's been a while since she actually looked like a potato…
??? says – reply to this

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wait i'm so confused…are you being sarcastic?
ashlee says – reply to this

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perez, i dont get why you have to be soo mean to this chick, when you are uglier than her. You look like a fat pig, you prick.
lola says – reply to this

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You know what? She has a really nice body and her face is gorgeous. The only problem is the jawline. If she didn' t have that jawline she'd be so hot. That's sad. It's not her fault. But acting like she should be a celeb just because her parents are celebs. . . that's her fault. For that I don't like her.
fucking wha-nabbe says – reply to this

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She is truly an inspiration to young she-males the world over. Nice blotchy gym class legs btw, An experience tranny would never leave the house without his hosery..
Liam (Australia) says – reply to this

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ewwwww shes heinous, shes like an uglier version of Australian singer " Missy Higgins".
peace says – reply to this

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I don't understand all the hate, what has she done? So, she wants to be famous, so does perez, who doesn't? she has beautiful eyes, and a nice body, she looks great.
dani says – reply to this

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she looks great!

could you stop drawing that white crap on the pics, please?! it looks nasty.
MGP says – reply to this

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Perez cares way too much about this bitch.
alicia says – reply to this

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omg shes ugly! poor girl!
Bruce Willis says – reply to this

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wutz in the vial? wutz with the hat?
get thee a chin reduction
TwistedSister says – reply to this

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All things considered, she would look okay–not great, but okay–if she lost the damn hat and hiked the neckline up about three inches. She's not cute or sexy enough to pull off that deep of a plunge.
vagina sparks says – reply to this

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she is FUCKING BRUTAL
grik says – reply to this

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oh dear

maybe she will grow into her face as she ages.
ORKA says – reply to this

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HA HA HA
DIDN'T Y'ALL HEAR DEMI FUCKED JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THEIR LUV CHILD
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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I can't believe how much she looks like those bevis and butt head characters…
Bee says – reply to this

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The more i see her, the less i find it hard to believe that this girl is actually a product of the fusion of THE Demi Moore and THE Bruce Willi's genes…Mother nature can be sooo cruel…
shamefulreader? says – reply to this

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She has beautiful eyes and a beautiful body- maybe she just photographs poorly?
extra poorly?
meme says – reply to this

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Oh my that poor girl was beat with the ugly stick more than once.
meme says – reply to this

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She looks like one of those made up pictures they do on Conan O'Briens show. The "if they mated" segment!
arthur says – reply to this

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i think she looks hot.

fuck you
Kylie says – reply to this

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She's gotta lose the beanie!
kate morgan says – reply to this

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you are all idiots…so is that the point of this whole site to put people down that you have never met or even seen in person probably and make yourself feel better by calling them ugly or fat or stupid. just a thought but by the homogeny of your comments you most likely all look and talk exactly the same. you probably also eat and purge and dress like everyone else you know. the reason that you are making fun of her clothes is because you have no personalities what so ever. so keep being dim witted people with pointless lives who all strive to be the same. way to go and um perez have you ever looked in the fucking mirror?
Laura says – reply to this

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she is so gross…
edddie says – reply to this

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I think she is very beautiful. Definitively better looking than Britney, Lindsay, and Paris. So I don't know why Perez doesn't like her, unless she's a bitch.
Diane says – reply to this

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THELMA FROM SCOOBY DOO!
kbabe says – reply to this

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Somebody PLEASE tell her she is f@#*n' ugly and to stay home!!!
Twolly says – reply to this

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She is rocking some powerful man-legs.
g says – reply to this

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she has such an unfortunate looking face, u'd think demi moore's daugher would be stunning…
well quite the opposite effect/

worst name ever, poor her
Blue Giraffe says – reply to this

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Her only claim to fame is that her parents are actors. Nice potato head. Nobody cares about you Rumor! You're nasty!
Blue Giraffe says – reply to this

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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!!
mj says – reply to this

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fugly
Courtney says – reply to this

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poor thing - she is so out of proportion - tiny mouth & beady eyes, horrible fringe which makes her forehead look massive. If I had a chin like that I would probably shoot myself, she's got money so I dont see why she doesn't get it fixed
Tania says – reply to this

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The girl is hardly ugly. She has a nice figure, good skin, pretty eyes. All she needs is some work done on her jaw, which is much too large for her face. If she could do something with that, she'd me much prettier.
linds says – reply to this

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SHES SO FUCKING UGLEY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE HER ON OUR SCREENS? THERES NO WAY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE TIME OF DAY IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT DEMI MOORE AND BRUCE WILLIS ARE HER PARENTS!
sfadf says – reply to this

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Rumer used to repulse me, but now I'm thinking she's kinda sexy.
Jason says – reply to this

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You're a fat ugly shityou ever will. You're a piece of shit for using your "power" to bash this girl just because ou don't like the way she looks. You're a shallow piece of shit., Perez. She looks thousands of times better than
Hm... says – reply to this

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She looks pretty good, actually.
molly says – reply to this

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what the hell is she wearing around her neck??
Linda says – reply to this

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HONESTLY? Gorgeous? How can that word be even used. Yeah she has her boobs on display, that doesn't change her bruce Willis jaw line, and thin lips. If this girl is gorgeous, I wonder what Britney is
roger says – reply to this

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She looks kinda ugly, but id still hit that hard, if she let me
friendswiththestars says – reply to this

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just leave her alone
shes a great girl and always nice to people

and btw the pic with the penis doesnt really work cuzz shes still a virgin
calio says – reply to this

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I did not know peoples heads could come in e-xtra large versions?
Fredo says – reply to this

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#53 - kaimosae says – reply to this

she's very unique looking. she's not THAT bad. her only problem features are long chin, small mouth, and weird shapen more….i don't know where she gets that nose from. but other than that…she's hot!——————–////

WTF??? retard, did you even READ your post, because all that is left to be "hot" after you listed all of her ugly flaws are her eyebrows. read what you write ignorant fool.
P.S. why am i craving a baked potato and the need to rent the movie "Mask" all of a sudden? Go figure.
kate says – reply to this

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I guess you are about to do the same to Rumer as you did to Britney. How sad for you that you think so little of yourself that it makes you feel better to belittle others until they break. Some day you will be the one to break-will any care -not anyone that matters.
Ted says – reply to this

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What the fuck is up with her eye brows? Fucking ugly child!
Anie says – reply to this

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beautiful?? Are u ok? are they suing you or threaten you not to say any ba things??? The girls is fugly and no surgery can fix that face. so sad. guess 2 beautiful people don't always make a beautiful child.
COOKIESHAMPOO says – reply to this

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WHOA!!!!!????? SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A POTATO HEAD!! I WONDER IF SHE REALIZES IT!! THIS IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD!!!! I WONDER IF SHE HAS GOOD BALANCE….YA KNOW CUZ OF THE BIG HEAD AND EVERYTHING…..JUS WONDERIN…