Do You Wanna Smell Like Avril???
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Exclusives! > Beauty Buzz
We suspect NONE of you wanna smell like Avril, but that's not gonna stop the singer and "songwriter" from coming out with her own fragrance! That's sooooo punk rock.
PerezHilton.com has learned that Lavigne has taken the first steps towards releasing her own fragrance.
On December 20th (last month), Avril filed an application with the U.S. patent and trademark office.
For what????
IC 003. US 001 004 006 050 051 052. G & S: Fragrances and perfumery; after shave; pre-shave; bath oil; bath soap; shower gel; body shampoo; deodorant for personal use; tissues impregnated with cosmetic lotions; bath crystals; bath milks; dusting powder; body lotion; body splash; body cream; hand lotion; and talc
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OMG! We love tissues impregnated with cosmetic lotions.
To make Avril's fragrance EXTRA special for her hundreds of fans, she's gonna spit in every bottle!
We need ours today!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
God, I can't stand that bitch.
cara de plastico
im assuming it smells like a mix of no talent whore stench and crusty sum 41 cum…..this bitch is a fucking cow…..she can't sing, she's not punk, she's ugly as fuck, she has a body like a boy and her fucking husband is disgusting as hell
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She sucks big time!
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Wow cant wait to see this one
You are so funny!
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DISGUSTING!!
she looks like she smells BAD
Who the fuck wants to smell like her? She is so disgusting. She can't even sing and she isn't writing her own songs. It's sad that she's famous and are making money for something that she's not even good at. And don't think she'll be Hollywood ten years from now. She's not talented enough.
I WANNA SMELL AVRIL. SMELL HER ALL OVER, THEN DOUSE HER WITH GASOLINE STRIKE A MATCH AND SMELL HER AGAIN.
First! Avril should get naked!
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OMG! Let us all run to the shops!!!!!!!
She should call it "Poser"!!! It should also smell fake like she is!!
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My trash can smells like Avril.
I could save $50 and just roll in that!
Punk rawk, mannnng.
Why won't that obnoxious bitch just go away?
IT'S CALLED DOUCHE
first? bet she smells rank!
I will be the FIRST HATERS to stick a bog COCK in her ass — what will that smell like?
no one likes her she should just give up
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First??? She is nasty!!!
who wants to smell like white trash!!!!
first????? probably smells like shit
Will it smell like urine and nasty armpits? For sale exclusively at Wal Mart.
nasty.
First!
I'd be happy to impregnate a tissue for her.
I USED to be a fan. Seeing her now makes me so sad. She's such a sellout. And a lot of us who used to be her fans now see her as fake.
This girl is a waste of time. Why does anyone buy her records? People need to boycott her. I am all about stars with attitude, I mean, let's face it, Johnny Depp has atttude, but he's likeable. Avril is rude to like everyone and the comment she made about acting. "i get all these scripts but I am waiting for the right part." Guess what you dumb @#$ch, your screen credits include National Lampoon's Going the Distance at this point. Nobody is going to take a part from Ellen Page and give it to your dumbass.
FIRST!!! perez you are such a dumbass!! you make up things about everybody!! Avril is the best damn thing!!
No I wouldn't buy something that cheap lol. It prob. gives headaches like her music
Avril — take some lessons from Gwen Stefani — learn how to take a BIG COCK in the ass and you too can marry a famous GAY MAN — stay home and pop out babies….
ROCK ON YOU FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!
it probably smells like hot garbage
I used to like her but when she said she would never pose for mag pics the way Brit and Christina do and then went and died her hair blond and did a super sexy shoot……she turned me against her. She is a hypocrite! She then triend to go all punk again by giving people the finger and spitting all the time…..totaly uncalled for. I think she is a spoiled brat who want to do whatever she wants whenever she wants regardless of the way it makes her look.
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is she going to plagiarize her bath products from jessica simpson?
hmmmm i always look and her and think she might smell like B.O and cigarettes
She puts dye in her hair and gets a tattoo……… now she thinks she is punk. Hahaha ya…… too bad all her recent songs are more pop songs than ever! Pathetic!
I can't stand her
she is so stupid!
i HATE her! Who would wanna smell like her? She's so fake and her voice is not good.
Smell like her? No! But I'd sniff her pussy.
I've always wondered what "bitch" smelled like
i fucking hate her
exchange those converse for heels
your a woman for fuck sakes
the tom boy thing isnt cute anymore
i dont think it ever was…?
shes fucking weird too.
one work
DISGUSTING!
I suspect any fragrance Avril would release would have that earthy scent of fermented used deodorant tampon, delicately balanced with a hint of week-old dirty pillow hair grease and warm gang-bang cum breath thrown in. I can't wait for the perfume sample page to come out in Cosmo!!!
UM, HOW IS A GIRL WHO IS PREGNANT A WHORE? DOES THAT MAKE EVERYONE'S MOTHER A WHORE?
FUCKIN' SEXISM… HOW DO YOU EXPECT THE SPECIES TO SURVIVE WITHOUT BABIES? AND THE CHURCH IS FULL OF LIES AND USES BLACKMAIL FOR POWER… SO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELONG TO THE CHURCH OR IS 'MARRIED' IN THEIR NAME IS A WHORE/SLUT/ AND THEIR CHILD IS A BASTARD?
IF JAMIE LYNE IS A WHORE SO IS EVERYONE ELSES MOTHER INCLUDING MINE A PEREZ'S! STOP DEMONIZING SEX AND PASSING ON THE SHAME OF OUR MOTHERS ON THE NEXT FEMALE GENERATION…
MIXED MESSAGES FROM THE MEDIA - SEXY GIRLS ARE BEST, BUT THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX? ITS AN OXYMORON
shes POOPY!
o leave her alone
she is ok
o leave her alone
she is pretty
johnny rotten smelling like Love's Baby Soft…fuck me
she looks like one of those girls that talks all kinds of shiz, then starts crying immediately after i give her a lil punch in the face.
I like Avril, I am not sure why everyone thinks she is so bad. If it was a dude with her history it would make him cool, for her she's a bitch. Double standards anyone. She say f you to who ever she wants - good for her.
Bitch looks like she smells like old gym socks.
French Canadian cunt
Yum… wonder if she will come out with a douche too.
ughhhhhh i hateeeeeeee this chick…..please stop posting pics of her, i see her and i wanna scream
Doesn't talc cause cancer in women?
she can sit on my face anytime
I'll bet it smells like a mixture of stale cigarette smoke, a gallon of booze, bad breath, and sweating nasty vagina juice! Not an aroma I would want to wear!!
Don't like her music, attitude, style, look, sound….and I wouldn't like her smell.
Just go away Avril to some ice cave in Canada some where.
she looks pregnant
fuck all you guys avril is awsome……..and canada loves her! i can't wait to buy her fragrence ……. hey perez you should come out with your own scent…you could call it fag in a bottle!!! hack
Will it be called LaVagina? She is such a skank poser.
SID VICIOUS FROM SEX PISTOLS WAS PUNK ! AVRIL IS JUST SHIT !
HAHAHAHA omg Perez that was actually funny!!! You crack me up haha
Yeah I with Sill and everyone that hates her, SHE SUX A BIG ONE…
as i was scrolling down… those knickers were like "WHAT?!?!"
nobody can do it worse than Avril!!!!!!!!
nobody wants her stinky ass perfume, with a punch of stink ass attitude to run your boyfriend away. it probably has her saliva in it.
Salty Garbage
I want her after-shave.
heehee
There are men who would pay good money to smell Avril's feet after she takes off those skanky runners. Mmmmm….can you say I pay to smell stinky feet. Wear some socks!
These are the reasons why I hate punk!
My dog just dropped a log in the yard. That log is more talented, and I might add smells better, than Avril Lavigne ever will.
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Whatever product this crabby little bitch puts on the market will be overflowing the discount bins by fall. Guaranteed.
Hell NO!!! She is so annoying and i bet she smells like shit
I bet it smells like poutine and old socks.
"deodorant for personal use"? Is there another kind?
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Only after she peels her subjunction from my face…so I guess "yes"…is my answer. She needs a good Nine-ing!
Like vomit and stale beer?????? NO THANKS!!! I rather smell like Brit Brit!!
It'll be a wonderful aroma! A little bit of plagiarism, some bleach, mix in some Love's Baby Soft. We'll all be able to smell like disgust and shame!
She's so annoying and the punk rock thing is getting rather old. YES, AVRIL, POP MUSIC IS SO PUNK!
Not to mention her attempt at "Selling Perez Out" with that bash website of hers. I'm pretty sure she has a thing against every celebrity thinking she's the "best damn thing" out there.
Love Perez
Take a few drops of urine and mix it with a dab of feces. Fart a few times in the bottle. Place areosol spray on top. Viola! You have Avril's perfume!
Haha, bath milk… it's from her tits that she thinks she has.
"That's soooo punk rock!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Good one PH!