Do You Wanna Smell Like Avril???

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Exclusives! > Beauty Buzz

We suspect NONE of you wanna smell like Avril, but that's not gonna stop the singer and "songwriter" from coming out with her own fragrance! That's sooooo punk rock.

PerezHilton.com has learned that Lavigne has taken the first steps towards releasing her own fragrance.

On December 20th (last month), Avril filed an application with the U.S. patent and trademark office.

For what????

IC 003. US 001 004 006 050 051 052. G & S: Fragrances and perfumery; after shave; pre-shave; bath oil; bath soap; shower gel; body shampoo; deodorant for personal use; tissues impregnated with cosmetic lotions; bath crystals; bath milks; dusting powder; body lotion; body splash; body cream; hand lotion; and talc
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OMG! We love tissues impregnated with cosmetic lotions.

To make Avril's fragrance EXTRA special for her hundreds of fans, she's gonna spit in every bottle!

We need ours today!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 11:18 am / Email this »

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138 comments to “Do You Wanna Smell Like Avril???”

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Sill says – reply to this

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God, I can't stand that bitch.
yomi says – reply to this

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cara de plastico
this bitch is nasty says – reply to this

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im assuming it smells like a mix of no talent whore stench and crusty sum 41 cum…..this bitch is a fucking cow…..she can't sing, she's not punk, she's ugly as fuck, she has a body like a boy and her fucking husband is disgusting as hell
arty says – reply to this

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first
cyn says – reply to this

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uuummmm.
not.
mmmmm says – reply to this

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She sucks big time!
steven says – reply to this

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1rst
Laura Gardner says – reply to this

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Wow cant wait to see this one
Melissa says – reply to this

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You are so funny!
Luciorious says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWW

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

DISGUSTING!!
krystal says – reply to this

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she looks like she smells BAD
Camille says – reply to this

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Who the fuck wants to smell like her? She is so disgusting. She can't even sing and she isn't writing her own songs. It's sad that she's famous and are making money for something that she's not even good at. And don't think she'll be Hollywood ten years from now. She's not talented enough.
MISHMA IN CALI says – reply to this

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I WANNA SMELL AVRIL. SMELL HER ALL OVER, THEN DOUSE HER WITH GASOLINE STRIKE A MATCH AND SMELL HER AGAIN.
batman says – reply to this

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First! Avril should get naked!
dan says – reply to this

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eau du STANK HO
Sara says – reply to this

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OMG! Let us all run to the shops!!!!!!!
Avril...I mean Advil sucks! says – reply to this

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She should call it "Poser"!!! It should also smell fake like she is!!
kelly says – reply to this

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ew
Didjeridoo says – reply to this

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My trash can smells like Avril.

I could save $50 and just roll in that!
Leslie says – reply to this

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Punk rawk, mannnng.

Why won't that obnoxious bitch just go away?
screwoffs.com says – reply to this

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IT'S CALLED DOUCHE
holeymoley says – reply to this

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first? bet she smells rank!
Astro says – reply to this

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I will be the FIRST HATERS to stick a bog COCK in her ass — what will that smell like?
emily says – reply to this

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no one likes her she should just give up
robyn says – reply to this

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1st
keg says – reply to this

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First??? She is nasty!!!
richard03 says – reply to this

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who wants to smell like white trash!!!!
tish says – reply to this

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first????? probably smells like shit
No says – reply to this

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Will it smell like urine and nasty armpits? For sale exclusively at Wal Mart.
mommax3Aubrey says – reply to this

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nasty.
Erica says – reply to this

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First!
Joe says – reply to this

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I'd be happy to impregnate a tissue for her.
bianx says – reply to this

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I USED to be a fan. Seeing her now makes me so sad. She's such a sellout. And a lot of us who used to be her fans now see her as fake.
Joe says – reply to this

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This girl is a waste of time. Why does anyone buy her records? People need to boycott her. I am all about stars with attitude, I mean, let's face it, Johnny Depp has atttude, but he's likeable. Avril is rude to like everyone and the comment she made about acting. "i get all these scripts but I am waiting for the right part." Guess what you dumb @#$ch, your screen credits include National Lampoon's Going the Distance at this point. Nobody is going to take a part from Ellen Page and give it to your dumbass.
nobody_like_me says – reply to this

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FIRST!!! perez you are such a dumbass!! you make up things about everybody!! Avril is the best damn thing!!
Jill says – reply to this

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No I wouldn't buy something that cheap lol. It prob. gives headaches like her music
Astro says – reply to this

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Avril — take some lessons from Gwen Stefani — learn how to take a BIG COCK in the ass and you too can marry a famous GAY MAN — stay home and pop out babies….
Angie says – reply to this

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ROCK ON YOU FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!
Apples says – reply to this

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it probably smells like hot garbage
Mary K says – reply to this

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I used to like her but when she said she would never pose for mag pics the way Brit and Christina do and then went and died her hair blond and did a super sexy shoot……she turned me against her. She is a hypocrite! She then triend to go all punk again by giving people the finger and spitting all the time…..totaly uncalled for. I think she is a spoiled brat who want to do whatever she wants whenever she wants regardless of the way it makes her look.
elyse says – reply to this

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LOL

is she going to plagiarize her bath products from jessica simpson?
kjiyufasljhfaldsfyhdef says – reply to this

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hmmmm i always look and her and think she might smell like B.O and cigarettes
j says – reply to this

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She puts dye in her hair and gets a tattoo……… now she thinks she is punk. Hahaha ya…… too bad all her recent songs are more pop songs than ever! Pathetic!
yun4mi says – reply to this

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I can't stand her
she is so stupid!
Lala says – reply to this

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i HATE her! Who would wanna smell like her? She's so fake and her voice is not good.
HORNY says – reply to this

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Smell like her? No! But I'd sniff her pussy.
Lala says – reply to this

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I've always wondered what "bitch" smelled like
Hullan says – reply to this

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i fucking hate her
exchange those converse for heels
your a woman for fuck sakes
the tom boy thing isnt cute anymore
i dont think it ever was…?
shes fucking weird too.
one work
DISGUSTING!
jaded_bitch says – reply to this

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I suspect any fragrance Avril would release would have that earthy scent of fermented used deodorant tampon, delicately balanced with a hint of week-old dirty pillow hair grease and warm gang-bang cum breath thrown in. I can't wait for the perfume sample page to come out in Cosmo!!!
Alyssa says – reply to this

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UM, HOW IS A GIRL WHO IS PREGNANT A WHORE? DOES THAT MAKE EVERYONE'S MOTHER A WHORE?

FUCKIN' SEXISM… HOW DO YOU EXPECT THE SPECIES TO SURVIVE WITHOUT BABIES? AND THE CHURCH IS FULL OF LIES AND USES BLACKMAIL FOR POWER… SO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELONG TO THE CHURCH OR IS 'MARRIED' IN THEIR NAME IS A WHORE/SLUT/ AND THEIR CHILD IS A BASTARD?

IF JAMIE LYNE IS A WHORE SO IS EVERYONE ELSES MOTHER INCLUDING MINE A PEREZ'S! STOP DEMONIZING SEX AND PASSING ON THE SHAME OF OUR MOTHERS ON THE NEXT FEMALE GENERATION…

MIXED MESSAGES FROM THE MEDIA - SEXY GIRLS ARE BEST, BUT THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX? ITS AN OXYMORON
kristyn chicago says – reply to this

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shes POOPY!
ronnie r ronnie says – reply to this

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o leave her alone
she is ok
ronnie r ronnie says – reply to this

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o leave her alone
she is pretty
I hate this bitch says – reply to this

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johnny rotten smelling like Love's Baby Soft…fuck me
yaya says – reply to this

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she looks like one of those girls that talks all kinds of shiz, then starts crying immediately after i give her a lil punch in the face.
LR says – reply to this

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I like Avril, I am not sure why everyone thinks she is so bad. If it was a dude with her history it would make him cool, for her she's a bitch. Double standards anyone. She say f you to who ever she wants - good for her.
yuck says – reply to this

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Bitch looks like she smells like old gym socks.
Robert Nagy says – reply to this

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French Canadian cunt
Smells like teen puke says – reply to this

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Yum… wonder if she will come out with a douche too.
meow says – reply to this

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ughhhhhh i hateeeeeeee this chick…..please stop posting pics of her, i see her and i wanna scream
justme says – reply to this

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Doesn't talc cause cancer in women?
Ceebus says – reply to this

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she can sit on my face anytime
jokerface says – reply to this

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I'll bet it smells like a mixture of stale cigarette smoke, a gallon of booze, bad breath, and sweating nasty vagina juice! Not an aroma I would want to wear!!
Sean says – reply to this

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Don't like her music, attitude, style, look, sound….and I wouldn't like her smell.
Just go away Avril to some ice cave in Canada some where.
Sarah says – reply to this

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she looks pregnant
jennesya says – reply to this

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fuck all you guys avril is awsome……..and canada loves her! i can't wait to buy her fragrence ……. hey perez you should come out with your own scent…you could call it fag in a bottle!!! hack
Michelle says – reply to this

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Will it be called LaVagina? She is such a skank poser.
CRAP ROCK says – reply to this

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SID VICIOUS FROM SEX PISTOLS WAS PUNK ! AVRIL IS JUST SHIT !
Melody says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA omg Perez that was actually funny!!! You crack me up haha
Jennahill says – reply to this

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Yeah I with Sill and everyone that hates her, SHE SUX A BIG ONE…
jimena says – reply to this

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as i was scrolling down… those knickers were like "WHAT?!?!"

nobody can do it worse than Avril!!!!!!!!
nayah79 says – reply to this

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nobody wants her stinky ass perfume, with a punch of stink ass attitude to run your boyfriend away. it probably has her saliva in it.
merrycherry says – reply to this

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Salty Garbage
avrilmayjune says – reply to this

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I want her after-shave.

heehee
Irene says – reply to this

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There are men who would pay good money to smell Avril's feet after she takes off those skanky runners. Mmmmm….can you say I pay to smell stinky feet. Wear some socks!
Selina says – reply to this

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These are the reasons why I hate punk!
Tha Dawg says – reply to this

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My dog just dropped a log in the yard. That log is more talented, and I might add smells better, than Avril Lavigne ever will.
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Whatever product this crabby little bitch puts on the market will be overflowing the discount bins by fall. Guaranteed.
Jackie says – reply to this

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Hell NO!!! She is so annoying and i bet she smells like shit
Spare Me! says – reply to this

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I bet it smells like poutine and old socks.
hairy pits says – reply to this

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"deodorant for personal use"? Is there another kind?
I HATE THE C_U_N_T says – reply to this

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I HATE THE C_U_N_T says – reply to this

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RCA says – reply to this

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Only after she peels her subjunction from my face…so I guess "yes"…is my answer. She needs a good Nine-ing!
Mrs Cena says – reply to this

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Like vomit and stale beer?????? NO THANKS!!! I rather smell like Brit Brit!!
JD says – reply to this

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It'll be a wonderful aroma! A little bit of plagiarism, some bleach, mix in some Love's Baby Soft. We'll all be able to smell like disgust and shame!
Lol says – reply to this

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She's so annoying and the punk rock thing is getting rather old. YES, AVRIL, POP MUSIC IS SO PUNK!

Not to mention her attempt at "Selling Perez Out" with that bash website of hers. I'm pretty sure she has a thing against every celebrity thinking she's the "best damn thing" out there.

Love Perez
Avril is a twat says – reply to this

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Take a few drops of urine and mix it with a dab of feces. Fart a few times in the bottle. Place areosol spray on top. Viola! You have Avril's perfume!
.... says – reply to this

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Haha, bath milk… it's from her tits that she thinks she has.
Some Dude says – reply to this

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"That's soooo punk rock!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Good one PH!
nofi says – reply to this

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Why not? It's her life, she does what she wants. She can sing. She has great voice and sold about 30 million cds. That's something… Anyway she can sing better then any of you, don't you think…
jared says – reply to this

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I would like to screw her til her legs straightened out!
Steve says – reply to this

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Eau de twat?
LaTeaya says – reply to this

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Avril's FRAGRANCE? Gross. Who wants to smell like ass?
Lara Croft Mac N' Cheese says – reply to this

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Poor thing is from a trailer park and is uneducated so she doesn't know any better. She is socially inept. Her perfume will probably smell like the interior of a trailer. Oh and the bitch CAN'T sing. She has sold 35 million CD's because of stupid tweens with no taste in music who think she's "cool".
amanda says – reply to this

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Perez im suprized you have not thought up a clever name for her. You should call her Advil because you need a ton of it after listening to any of her songs…or you could go the easy route and just call her Cum Rag.
PINKADDiCT says – reply to this

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k, she has NO STYLE! fucking converse and an unflattering black dress?
meshed with her pale-ass untoned body and SICK ASS HAIR/FACE
rock on uggggggoo
Eli, says – reply to this

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KA FA*N HAR DOKK RÆTT T Å DRIV SLIK ? KØDDE DOKK ME HO ?!
HO E FETTE FLINK! VERTFALL EI DAME SOM KAN Å SYNG OG SOM HAR MEINING ME SANGAN SINE!

SHE IS THE BEST! WHAT THE FUCK ? SHE HAS GOOD SONGS! AND A GREAT VOICE! ASSHOLES!
Amy says – reply to this

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omg i love her, is she acully i would buy ina second……
ept for the spit part=)
MMC says – reply to this

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My 68 year old father happened to pass by as I was reading this. He said "Do you wanna smell like Avril? What the heck is an Avril? Whatever it is, it sounds pretty bad." Enough said, enough said.
Angela says – reply to this

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Wow, you are all pathetic… talking about white trash, no talent, etc, when none of you can spell or get off your fat ugly asses.. Normally, I would wonder how come such ignorant comments and fabricated bullshit is being said about someone, but this is so obvious, you are all pathetic jack asses that can't leave your parents basement because society would cringe at the very sight of such useless pathetic peices of shit.. keep hating, its the only thing your good at, and stay locked away.. its better for us all. But I have to point all of this out because Avril is talented, she CAN sing and shes beautiful, unlike your role models that need airbrushing and plastic surgery… ya explains alot.. nothing can save you and how you all look except plastic surgery and air brushing.. peace