Ethan To Be A Dad Again

Ethan Hawke and his homewrecking slut of a girlfriend are going to be parents!
The actor and Ryan Shawhughes, 28, are expecting their first child.
“They are over the moon!” a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy.
Ethan, 37, first met Slutty Ryan when she worked as a nanny for him during his marriage to Uma Thurman.
Hawke already has two kids with Uma.
We're sure she's thrilled for him!
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It appears that one of Ryan's mites scabied down on Ethan's forehead.
Why call the nanny a homewrecking slut? Ethan Hawke was panting after her with a stiff dick obviously when he was still married. So who's really to blame here?
yes, this has been done before perez. Remember santa angelina? So maybe now saint ethan if your logic serves me right….. dumbass
He has NOT aged well!
Ever notice how when men leave their wives and knock up some slut they age like 30 years LMAO
He cheated with a waitress in Canada while he was filming. The nanny did not break up the marriage.
Now, why isn't anything like this written when info. is posted about ANGELINA JOLIE????? SHE'S a HOME-WRECKING SLUT, too, isn't she???? But no…..she's put up on the perez
pedestal for whatever reason. I'm not arguing at all that this woman Ethan's with now doesn't deserve these insults, but if you're going to get all these women, JOLIE should be included!!!!
And you're bitchy towards Jennifer Aniston…are you shitty to Uma, too? What the hell is wrong here?
Angelina Hoe-lie is a homewrecker.
Wow, Ethan has not aged well. Must be all the drugs and hard living. Too bad he knocked up the nanny.
"Homewrecking slut of a girlfriend" - Perez are you showing double standards? Why don't you call Angelina the same instead of fawning over her? After all Jen was MARRIED to Brad when Ange stepped into the picture…
I have always thought he SUCKS as an actor. Ethan is equally as UGLY on the inside as he is on the outside!! He must feel like a real "winner" getting the former slut nanny pregnant! I have seen pictures of her and she is a dog as well. Everyone is laughing at them right now. What a joke!
He's a total piece of shit. He always looks dirty to me like he doesn't bathe. Oh, and Obama sucks… Go Hillary!
I guess even celebrity men aren't exempt from only thinking with the wrong head. Men are dirty pigs! I hope his bastard baby is ugly. Ok, that last line is a bit harsh but dang, he needs some sort of Karma!
eeeeeeuuuwww, skanky dill-hole… what a great tale to tell his kids
Hope it was worth it for her because she effectively ruined her career when she and Ethan cheated.
Re: ME – No, no, no, no, no. You have it all wrong. Brad's marriage was without children. Ethan had TWO children's lives to ruin, when the nanny came along.
Re: Vanessa – Hopefully, more doting than he is with the other two children he shares with Uma. In taped interviews, he's admitted what he did was WRONG. So, now it's forgive and forget time. Let's just hope his older kids don't hold grudges, the way most children do, as they get older.
It's quite ironic though, that Uma's career skyrockets, while his took a nosedive.
I told Perez yesterday that Idina Menzel's album was going to be HUGE and everyone should buy it. He couldn't even post the video I sent him. Well it is now #14 on ITunes. COINCIDENCE– NO Maybe he should get with it instead of posting about HAS BEENS!!! Haha, guess who was right.
Support Idina- wicked Love!! SHe can sing woo hoo. Yay elphie!! idina.com
Re: COCO – YOU ARE WRONG. BRAD DID NOT HAVE CHILDREN WITH JENNIFER - ETHAN DID HAVE CHILDREN WITH UMA, SO IT'S NOT "EXACTLY" THE SAME.
He is Fug. Why do all people say, "we are over the moon" when they are pregnant? So retarded.
Hey at least the nanny didn't pop up pregnant before the marriage was even over… unlike Angelina Jolie…her whoring ass was pregnant while Brad was still married…she is no better than this chick here.
Haha!! That is well put!! I think you should do a special on all the homewrecking bithces like: Abbie Cornish (slut who broke up Reese and Ryan) This trashy hoochi who broke up Ethan and Uma, and there are plenty more out there! Lol
Perez says Ethan is fug?!! Someone hand Mario a mirror. I would MUCH rather have Ethan than David Beckham–the overly tattooed creature, who resembles a prison escapee.
It was jen in montreal who broke up their marriage when he filmed there. She was the homerecker. jen still saw him later when he filmed in toronto. Only later the nanny story came out. get ur facts right
I dont get it………..
that guy is not ethan hawke.
Are you serious Mario? Calling this guy a FUG? Have you looked in the mirror? My guess is you made a pass at him and he of course was revolted by the thought of a pig face fat ass like you, so you decide to trash him. You are pathetic. I can't wait til someone kicks your ugly ass!
My god, he was absolutely stunning in Dead Poets Society! I had such a crush on him! Now he just looks like A dead poet!
1) Fuck you, KKK and your racist bigoted bullshit
2) Word, Lynette - I'm also sick of "over the moon" - how bout my foot in your ass send you over the moon?
3) Ethan is tired and ugly now. What a stupid fuck-up, trading in Uma for some dipshit professional babysitter….dumbass, I'd like to send him over the moon - straight to hell
Re: Goldfrapp –
Are you making excuses for Brad's cheating? Why should it matter that he and Jen didn't have kids? He still screwed Angelina while he was married to someone else, just like Ethan. He still got his mistress pregnant, just like Ethan. You could argue that Ethan is a bigger jerk compared to Brad since he did already have two kids. That makes more sense then saying "it's not the same." Brad is still a cheating bastard and Angelina is still a homewrecking whore. They are no better than Ethan and this chick, yet everyone seems to give them a pass. It makes zero sense. I'm glad I'm not the only one here who picked up on that.
I don't think he cheated with this chick. He was already divorced when he got together with her. I loved him during the Reality Bites days, what happened? His looks went straight to hell.
i'd finger-fuck him.
Wait a second…HE was the one who was married and should have said no to Ryan and she's the homewrecking slut? That's just a LITTLE sexist, isn't it?
Anyway, THE SLUT Ethan is ugly as sin!
wtf has ethan done to his face? *shudders*. nasty. road hard and hung out wet, like a cake left out in the rain. wth, neil patrick harris still looks good. ethan must be doing his and neil's share of the coke >:}
I don't mean to sound crass, but the guy looks like he has advanced AIDS! What happened to him, he used to be alright looking?
Wow, you guys should check your facts. Ethan was caught with some other chick which led to the divorce with Uma. NOT the former nanny. Just because she used to work for them you guys assumed they had an affair and that she was the one that broke them up. Ugh!
You know what they said: when you assume, you make an ASS out of yourself!!!
Shame on all of you for demeaning this woman character based on association.
I don't think this is the woman he cheated with when he was with Uma. That woman's name is Jen Perzow (a model). THIS woman he's knocked up is his children's former nanny! Yuck! I used to dig Ethan Hawke, but he turned into a titty baby and he's just a jerk! I read somewhere that he whined (after his divorce from Uma) "It's just not fair when one's career is really successful and the other's isn't". Not fair? Lemme tell you something, Ethan! Life aint fair! Get over yourself! You lost the best thing you ever had! At least now YOU are the more successful one in the relationship! No worries there! Re: kkk_4_life – Re: kkk_4_life –
we know who's been a horny toad and in a race taking off their underwear lately!!!
hes a cheater..sleepin wit da bich,poor uma..
Why is she the slut?? He's the one who had 2 kids and a wife - enough of always blaming the woman!
egads, what happened to his fucking face?
it's funny that those KKK posters aren't just bigots, but they're also dumb as dirt. coincidence? I think not.
Attention DUMB MEN: when you leave wife and children for an other woman,
pretty soon the new woman will want to be your wife, and after that, she is
going to have babies. So where does that leave you? Married with children
and in the same rut you were in before. MEN ARE DUMB!
Am i the only one on here that thinks Ethan and Uma are both ugly??? She has a man face too.
Re: Etan Patz –
Hey person posting with the Etan Patz name—that's not even remotly funny.
For all of you reading, Etan was kid who was kidnapped in NYC in 1979 and never seen again, but the case has become somewhat famous. But, what kind of loser posts under that name? That's just sad, scary and disturbing. Posting with a missing kid's name, sick. Let this guy know that Perez and posters.
i'm glad uma has been more successful than him so far.
PEREZ, why is the woman a slut? Why is SHE the homewrecker?
She didn't cheat on the person she claimed to love, HE DID! He betrayed the love of his wife, he fucked that woman knowing what pain this would cause his wife and his children!
It's always the women who are called sluts, homewreckers etc. Never the cheating men.
Stupid hypocrite.
So how come you call the nanny out as a homewrecker but you worship the dirt Angelina walks on? Cuz she adopts kids left and right? She only does it to make up for the fact that she sleeps with other people's husbands, including Daryl Hannah's.
He looks 47.
he's hot. but wut he did is fugly.
all men r the same.
WHO CARES!!! Uma must be so relieved to be rid of this loser.
Is that the same "Over the Moon" that Eddie Murphy said he was feeling when he was married for ten minutes? That is a phrase conjured up by old, tired publicists when their clients refuse to disclose their own reactions to normal life events..