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Joel Madden just posted this cute pic of him and Nicole Richie on his blog.

Uhmmm…..

Does he have to do that damn lip thing in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE????

Work on some new moves, pops!

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219 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. holly bee says – reply to this


    101

    i want to see harlow damnit!

  2. OPRAH says – reply to this


    102

    NIGGA BABIES ARE UGLY….ONE MORE NAPPY HEADED UGLY AS BLACK BABY IN THE WORLD….SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. yomama says – reply to this


    103

    OMG OMG OMG U FORGOT TO MENTION THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS IN YOUR POSTING!!!!!!!!

  4. Alexandra says – reply to this


    104

    Nicole looks gorgeous. I love her.

  5. lou says – reply to this


    105

    nic looks cute!

  6. NICOLE + JOEL= FUCK Y'ALL U FUCKIN PUSSIES!!!! says – reply to this


    106

    FUCK THESE TWO!!!!
    GOOD CHARLOTTE SUCKS ANUS.
    NICOLE RICHIE IS A DUMB COKE- WHORE, I BET SHE CAN'T WAIT TO TEACH HER DAUGHTER HOW TO SNIFF A LINE OF COKE, AND HOW TO GIVE HER FIRST BOYFRIEND A BLOWJOB, OH, AND I BET SHE CAN'T WAIT TO TEACH HER HOW TO DRINK VODKA UNTIL YOU THROW UP/ PASS OUT. AND, HOW TO DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD AFTER TAKING VICODIN AND SMOKING SOME MARIJUANA.
    ARE YOU ALL WHACKED IN THE HEADS??
    FUCK THESE TWO.. ANYONE CAN FUCKING HAVE SEX- REGARDLESS OF RACE, COLOR, INTELLIGENCE, HOW MUCH MONEY U HAVE, OR EVEN HOW GOOD LOOKING U ARE. THEY THINK THEY ARE SO SPECIAL FOR HAVING A KID?? DUMB BITCH PROLLY FORGOT TO TAKE THE PILL THAT MORNING, AND AFTER GIVING MADDEN A BJ HE GOT HER KNOCKED UP LIKE THE STUPID CUNT THAT SHE IS.
    PS. UR DAUGHTER'S NAME SUCKS MORE THAN PARIS HILTON!!!!
    (HOPE SHE GROWS UP TO BE MORE OF A SLUT THAN U NICOLE, AND PUTS UR REPUTATION TO SHAME!!!!) FUCK THESE TWO!!!! MADDEN'S A BITCH!!!! HAVE FUN PAYING 4 NICOLE'S BASTARD KID FOR THE NEXT 18 YRS BUDDY!!!! U FUCKIN DESERVE IT!!!!

  7. Lance Bass Loves MUFF says – reply to this


    107

    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
    DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!

  8. kate says – reply to this


    108

    yes it makes his chin look HUGE!

  9. Mags says – reply to this


    109

    Mr. and Mrs. Hamburgler

  10. CARRIS says – reply to this


    110

    Who cares? It looks like he is trying to cover up his mouth. Maybe his teeth aren't the greatest. RAther have someone not smile at me then get one of those fake, flakey, phoney smiles. You know, like on Hillary and Paris

  11. Paris's Puss says – reply to this


    111

    That BITCH!!! She looks like she's back on the juice, that or the anorexia train again. She aint headed anywhere till she FULLY clean's up!

  12. PenisforBrains says – reply to this


    112

    YEAH! WHEN IS HE GONNA DROP MAGNUM ON US?!!!!

  13. Anonymoose says – reply to this


    113

    Yeah he does, he always does it.

  14. lizzz says – reply to this


    114

    Re: Jess – It's probably Benji's arm

  15. wheatus says – reply to this


    115

    Matt Drudge and Golem got married?!?!!?

  16. heron says – reply to this


    116

    i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

  17. heron says – reply to this


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    Ben says:
    what are you
    Ben says:
    hahahaha
    Becca says:
    i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

  18. Lee Lee says – reply to this


    118

    Perez,yo ass is crazy your the best.I guess he thinks that he's the one when he does it or something Lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. ARM? says – reply to this


    119

    Um, who's arm is that? This doesn't look right.

  20. fuck says – reply to this


    120

    YES HE HAS TO DO IT
    OKAY
    NOW EAT SHIT PEREZ.

  21. Gwen says – reply to this


    121

    Both looking sickly and trashy, as usual.

  22. WILLLL says – reply to this


    122

    TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!! TEAM PARIS FOR HARLOW'S GODMOTHER!!

  23. cher says – reply to this


    123

    It looks like a jail outfit. Hot.

  24. j. says – reply to this


    124

    That baby saved her life. Good for her.

  25. Michaela says – reply to this


    125

    She is beautiful without make up and I love her daughter's name!!!!

  26. yo mama says – reply to this


    126

    it's not drugs, it's called sleep deprivation!!! that's what happens when you have a baby. she prolly doesn't feel like eating, because she is so sleepy!! I have a photo of him at home and he is doing the same thing….i don't think he even notices that he is doing it.

  27. Cathy-lee says – reply to this


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    Lmao, you want Joel to work on some new moves because you don't like what he does with his lips when he takes photos? And you don't think it's time for you to work on some new material, maybe?

  28. e2s says – reply to this


    128

    I think it's a very good picture of both of them.

  29. T says – reply to this


    129

    She looks so tired…he does too. That's what kids can do to you. They still look good though…for a tired couple anyways.

  30. Emily says – reply to this


    130

    She looks so pretty, and very happy. :)

  31. javajunkie says – reply to this


    131

    and while he's at it, get a new hat already, that look is soooooo boring , he always wears that stupid style of hat

  32. JinDallas says – reply to this


    132

    So you have a baby, you lose sleep and you look tired… Which is Nicole. You however have no life and are tired…go to bed. Quit living your life looking for negative shit… How depressing your friends must thing you are. If you have any. She looks happy and she is probably finally finding something in life worth truly being happy for and putting up with all of the shit she goes through! Nicole you deserve happiness! America loves you and your attitude! Hugs to you and your new Family! CHEERS!

  33. Nunya says – reply to this


    133

    Christ you're a nitpicky person. You must have absolutely no fucking life.

    By the way, why don't you get an appropriate header logo. The cartooned guy you're using looks nothing like your fat ass.

  34. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    Re: OPRAH
    Why do you insist on ruining every headline??
    Take your pathetic racist views elsewhere.
    YOUR snaggle-toothed mother should've aborted YOU.
    @ least she would have been doing us a favor.
    Ugh, and you have NERVE to talk about someone…sheesh.

  35. em says – reply to this


    135

    could nicole ritchie look any more off her face, i agree every pic i have seen since she had the kid she looks totally out of it. She probably jumped straight back on the drugs after she popped it out, people like this dont deserve children. PS why are they not at home with their new baby?

  36. funny says – reply to this


    136

    you guys are funny. the gilr just had a fucking kid, and you guys say she looks stoned????? or shes on drugs????? or she looks thing??????? what the fu@k is wrong with you. no shit they look tired. you have a kid yet??? you morons they have to stay up all night with the baby.. all of you should eat shit

  37. meg says – reply to this


    137

    She looks more tired then anything else

  38. Stephanie says – reply to this


    138

    It says "mom" on Nicole Richie, but doesnt say "dad" on joel lmao, meaning he's dipping after she has the baby

  39. NICOLE LOOKS DRAINED says – reply to this


    139

    nicole looks very drained.

  40. NICOLE'S A STONER says – reply to this


    140

    Re: Rachel – she is!

  41. from Paris France says – reply to this


    141

    cut ! C'est Mignon !

  42. Sharon says – reply to this


    142

    How do you guys know they arent home? Pay attention to detail, most clumbs dont have recliners like the one in the background.

  43. Shes already poppin the pills and pot!! says – reply to this


    143

    Bitch is already stoned and pilled up! Damn! She cant hide behind those red intoxixated eyes!!!!

  44. Cece says – reply to this


    144

    She looks really cute, but tired. i'm glad she's happy…assuming that she is.

  45. lick me says – reply to this


    145

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!

  46. Jackie says – reply to this


    146

    #39 - me says – reply to this

    she looks like the hamburglar…lol
    LMAO! Yeah, I agree with you. She looks like the HAMBURGLUR! Joel should put his hat on her head.

  47. swedishdude says – reply to this


    147

    Its great for them

  48. camilla says – reply to this


    148

    Yea..he does that lip thing all the time
    i got my pic with him and he did it
    ruined the picture!!

  49. Geesh says – reply to this


    149

    Joel has slight Bell's Palsy on his lower left-side lip. You're born with it, so when you smile it goes down and crooked though you have feeling in it. He's self-conscious about it so compensates with his famous "no smile" or bit-lip smile.

  50. random says – reply to this


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    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mommy =)

  51. beth says – reply to this


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    LOL look its benji's arm!! HAHA GO BENJI

  52. beth says – reply to this


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    Re: Katya – its benji's arm! LOL

  53. beth says – reply to this


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    Re: Cathy-lee – thankyou. my thoughts exactly.

  54. kylie says – reply to this


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    Re: Denise P. – they had a daughter you idiot and she is not out on the red carpet. Maybe they are chillin at home whilst harlow is taking a nap

  55. JDogg says – reply to this


    155

    Good Charlotte can suck my big fat black cock.

  56. ozlovesperez says – reply to this


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    forget the lip…..whats up with her looking so stoned? shes not tired ……shes wrecked!!

  57. leah says – reply to this


    157

    jole madden is such a loser and look at nicole what and prostitute! and why do you always do that damn lip thing?

  58. Yvonne says – reply to this


    158

    He always does that "lip thing" in every picture because he has no lips - what an ugly bastard!

  59. lola says – reply to this


    159

    what's the girl wearing..? you're not in jail anymore love..

  60. meg says – reply to this


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    Re: funny

    I agree.. She just had a Child.. which i wouldnt mind seeing.. shes possibly cute as a button.. but seriously shes tired hello late nights with the kid.. changing nappies and feeding and all that..

    Gosh

  61. toxic says – reply to this


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    lame, i dont know whats worse joel madden and nicole ritchie having a kid or k-fed at brit have 2

  62. Megan says – reply to this


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    the other arm is benji's. you can tell by the knuckle tattoo.
    joel has been doing the lip thing forever.

  63. why? says – reply to this


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    Why is everyone commending these disgusting, irresponsible pieces of trash? Does anyone realize this kid is illegitimate? Why is everyone celebrating the fact she accidentally got knocked up and he won't even buy the cow?

  64. Fifi says – reply to this


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    What are you talking about "lip thing" He doesn't have any lips. Ha!

  65. tt says – reply to this


    165

    They are cute. Leave them alone.

  66. Mikey says – reply to this


    166

    His head is bigger than the rest of his shriveled body. His own kid will be able to kick his ass after about 2 weeks on the planet.

  67. kuki says – reply to this


    167

    Hola. me encanta nicole richie

  68. Kitten says – reply to this


    168

    I am actually happy for them.

  69. kittycat says – reply to this


    169

    they look cute, but the wood panel makes them look like they're in a trailer.

  70. AngryWhiteGirl says – reply to this


    170

    I don't find him attractive. I'd rather date my right hand…

  71. Ginny says – reply to this


    171

    Why is she wearing jail house colors?

  72. SOPHIA'S BACK! says – reply to this


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    It's nice to see Nicole looking so serene. She recently learned that as an adopted child, her birth parents were Diana Ross and Baryshnikov….she looks beautiful. I for one am happy to see her doing well. I think a lot of you have underestimated her talent and her ability to keep it real. As for the smirk on her hubby…what can you say….he's still learning how to "work it." Just watch…Nicole will teach him the secret of making it look natural. Our hats are off to you Perez for sharing this happy moment in this crazy world of bitter disappointment and tragic loss. So many forclosures…so many more to come.
    Family pets are now a luxury one can't afford…shelters over crowded…left behind. Laura Bush is finally getting off her homicidal drunken ass and promoting a program at the eleventh hour titled "No Dog left behind" …it's sad that with seven years in the White House…she's done so little.

  73. ML says – reply to this


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    where are they? There is wood paneling in the background! They are hollywood stars….time to upgrade!

  74. girlbehavingbadly says – reply to this


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    i like nicole's prison gear…and who's tattooed arm is that…almost looks like he's jerkin' off Joel or punching him in the sack…hahahaha that's why he's making the face…hahaha
    am i the only one who thinks she looks stoned in the pic?

  75. Darice says – reply to this


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    Is it just me or has she become prettier over the last year? Good for her!
    Love all the changes. I wish I looked like her without makeup.
    She is a great example of young Hollywood that fell hard and turned her whole life around. Love it!

  76. Ooba Gooba says – reply to this


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    Great…..two complete wastes of space.

  77. amy says – reply to this


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    that's what fat guys do to make their face look thinner. we should name them fug and fug. they are the first family of fug.

  78. wood paneling says – reply to this


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    GET OVER THE WOOD FUCKING PANELING.

  79. Eva says – reply to this


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    OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS SO TIRED… DAT BABY IS KEEPING HER UP AT NIGHT….

  80. SaassyT says – reply to this


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    Heres a thought ~ where are pics with them AND the baby?? They are always somewhere lookin toreback but where is the baby? Awww we had a baby shouldn't we be home with it?????

  81. Jill says – reply to this


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    Damn that room looks ghetto with the 80's paneling that everyone shouldv'e ripped out. Can't stand them.

  82. Sophie California says – reply to this


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    Nicole looks knackered. I guess that their nanny does most of the dirty work for them, though! Good Charlotte are back on tour very soon. She should realize that Joel won't be around much to help change Harlow's diapers anyway. I hate it when the Madden's do that thing with their mouth in photos, too. It was annoying a few years ago and it's worse now!

  83. richard03 says – reply to this


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    that's because he has her stank pussy juice on his lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. yun4mi says – reply to this


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    at the beginning I didn't like them together
    I tought: Another "punk-rocker" with a stupid girl
    but now they look cute together
    and seems that everything it's allright
    nicole has changed a lot
    I like more her now
    :)

  85. datesun says – reply to this


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    they look super fake together. if it weren't for that baby, it would be over by now. Noel seems like a nice guy, weak too, that's why Nicole has him in check.

  86. UM EXCUSE ME BITCH says – reply to this


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    Re: Rachel – You're obviously not a MOTHER. Good thing because you're dumb as fuck.

  87. JS says – reply to this


    187

    Who's random tatooed arm is that???? And what is it doing heading for Joel's crotch???

  88. NOEL?????? says – reply to this


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    Re: datesun – It's Joel honey

  89. Lara says – reply to this


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    WOW these two will never last, I mean look at her looks like shes on drugs and starving again. People who get married just because they get someone PG never work. He was better off with Hilary!!!

  90. brandy says – reply to this


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    Re: Cathy-lee – uhm… i have had 2 kids and diddnt look like that in any of my pics after,not even right after birth.i'm sure she got a shit pot of dope for pain for stitches or other after birth problems and is poppin em like pez.seriously 2 week's after giving birth being photogrhed at a big party is not what she should've done to promote a "mommy" image.she look's fucked up seriously!!!!and i'm sure her anorexia shit is in full on mode w/ the whopin 15 lbs she gained during her pregnancy.

  91. brandy says – reply to this


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    Re: Cathy-lee – uhm… i have had 2 kids and diddnt look like that in any of my pics after,not even right after birth.i'm sure she got a shit pot of dope for pain for stitches or other after birth problems and is poppin em like pez.seriously 2 week's after giving birth being photogrhed at a big party is not what she should've done to promote a "mommy" image.she look's fucked up seriously!!!!and i'm sure her anorexia shit is in full on mode w/ the whopin 15 lbs she gained during her pregnancy.

  92. mamamarisa says – reply to this


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    They look like new parents alright!
    She looks so tired but thats to be expected. I would say thasts a good thing because it means shes doing to work not a nanny!

  93. mamamarisa says – reply to this


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    Re: brandy – Your stupid!
    Nicole looks just like she should being a new mom and all. Everybody I know looks tired when they have a new baby. Its so draining to take care of as new infant. Are you the type that pays more attention to yourself than your new baby? Did you have someone else doing all the work in the middle of the night for you? Why are you so hard on her? Shes made so many positive changes in her life. Being a new mom is hard and not every new mom can be beautiful all the time because their baby requires alot of attention. Are you from this planet or what? Your full of shit!

  94. duh po po says – reply to this


    194

    but why is the baby's arm so big already, and did they have
    to immediately get the whole thing tatooed? strange.

  95. EAT SOMETHING NICOLE! says – reply to this


    195

    GOOD LORD WOMAN EAT SOMETHING! SHE LOOKS ANOREXIC AGAIN!

  96. duh po po says – reply to this


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    plus, I know they would like to hide their baby's identity, but
    couldn't they have shown us more, not just a faceless arm with
    a wristwatch (what kind of baby is expected to tell time ???) and
    some tatoos.? Glad I never got tatoos…either this bb was born with them,
    or they had it done right away.

  97. me says – reply to this


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    she looks like she's crying

  98. Beth says – reply to this


    198

    Does anyone else have a problem with how SERIOUSLY skinny she has gotten since giving birth??? I mean, she had a baby a few weeks ago and is already looking tiny!

  99. Kayla says – reply to this


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    For those of you who keep saying shit like "they should be with their baby", I'm quite positive Harlow is right there with them. There was another picture posted of Joel and one of his friends and you can clearly see their diaper bag in the background.

  100. geebz74 says – reply to this


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    They look so cute…but tired. I wish them the best with their little family!
    P.S. Nicole…keep the weight on, girl!

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